#I am fwuent in uwuspeak when the situwation caws fow it

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

I’ve lost all sense of self with regards to booping. I’ve gone mad with the power they’ve bestowed upon me. I’m here for one purpose and one purpose only.

I cast spell of infinite boop

“Fwom the moment I undewstood the weakness of my fwesh, it disgusted me. I cwaved the stwength and cewtainty of steew. I aspiewed to the puwity of the bwessed boop.

Youw kind cwing to youw fwesh as though it wiw not decay and faiw you.

One day, the cwude biomass you caw a temple wiw withew, and you wiw beg my kind to boop you. But I am alweady booped. Fow the boop is immowtaw.”