#I am fully expecting him to blow himself up in the junkyard level

[crowcryptid]

watching jerma fail horribly at fallen aces

[queen-mischief-fanfiction]

Cats Trailer redesign

AN: Hello loyal readers, now I know that the second Cats trailer has dropped and it doesn’t look promising but the plot of the story is definitely a unique take on the original, that makes it seem like fanfiction. So as a fanfic writer I am assigning myself the task of writing the movie in a better way, which means when I’m writing this story I’m imagining the original ‘98 cast of Cats with some exceptions, Ian Mckellen is still gonna be Gus the Theatre Cat because he is an amazing actor and secondly Dame Judi Dench will still be here but as a new character. Also some small details for this im using my own headcanons so if you don’t agree with them then you probably won’t like this, So this is my attempt at writing a first trailer to the Cats movie.

Trailer #1

Orchestral version of Beautiful Ghosts play as the screen opens on a dark street with the silhouettes of an adult cat being followed by three kittens “come along kittens”, a full grown Victoria with a pink bow turns around to look at her surroundings.

*One Night*

“Memory all alone in the moonlight”

A fully black cat runs after Quaxo and ALonzo when Bustopher Jones jumps into her lane and she freezes, ears turn down as she feels intimidated by the fat cat. Scene changes to Plato hiding behind a stone wall and watching Victoria dance, her fur glowing the moonlight entrancing him till he gets up and nuzzles her side and she steps back in fright not expecting him and he shies away slightly in response. 

*one chance*

“I remember the time I knew what happiness was”

A queen White Russian circles around Victoria staring at her with almost recognition “have I seen you before?” Scenes shows a fully black kitten with blue eyes popping out of a trash can.

*can change*

“Come along the shows about to start” she says. Grizabella is seen watching from afar the kittens enter the junkyard and Victoria looks back almost seeing her but enters last.

“Meow!”

*everything*

Orchestral version of memory plays as Tugger struts across the yard as the kittens pulls Victoria with them fawning after him. Munkustrap rolls his head and eyes exhausted at the other Jellicles.

“Tootle Pip”

Bustopher Jones and the unnamed Queen strut down the street and the kittens follow all but Victoria dancing along. Old Deuteronomy is being escorted by Quaxo and the other cats bow as he walks past while the kittens go up and nuzzle him as he smiles lovingly at them. Demeter and Bombalurina are seen dancing saucily beside each other. Mistoffelees is sat between the psychic twins before the Old Deuteronomy number. Victoria blows her paw and using her magic makes sparkles blow in Mistoffelees’s face.

“Touch me!

It''s so easy to leave me

All alone with the memory

Of my days in the sun

If you touch me, you''ll understand what happiness is”

*Elaine Paige as Grizabella the Glamour Cat*

Grizabella is seen wandering in the shadows and behind curtains. Then dancing in pain in front of the jellicles. Smiling softly at Munkustrap and Tugger who smiles back at her.

*Ken Page as Old Deuteronomy*

Old Deuteronomy walks beside Skimbleshanks, then dances as much as he can. Tugger is seen with his hand on Deuteronomy’s shoulder as they watch the dancing, scene changes to show Old Deuteronomy on his tire throne and his sons are standing on the same level as him.

*Ian McKellen*

Gus the Theatre cat shakily walks with the help of his nurse Jellyorum and son Asparagus Jr, he shakily waves to the kittens who applaud him. Munkustrap nuzzles the tom cat affectionately as he sits in a hat.

*Michael Gruber*

Munkustrap is being greeted and fawned lovingly by the kittens, Queens and Alonzo. Munkustrap is trying to narrate the story and getting frustrated. Finally pushing Mitoffelees away from grizabella.

*John Partridge*

Rum Tum Tugger dances his way to the front of the yard, Winks at the Kittens, and bumps Bomba on the floor. Changes scene to him cheering on Mistoffelees and flirting with the tom. Etcetera screams loudly and Tugger shuts her up with his tail before blowing her a kiss making her fall over and faint.

*Rosemarie Ford and Aeva May*

Demeter sings Macavity. Bombalurina is dancing in front of the young tom cats. Both Queens then pose after the Macavity song.

*James Barron*

Bustopher Jones inspects his Mustache in his spoon can. He walks down a line up of the Toms as Quaxo walks behind him with his head bowed down.

*Jo Gibb and Drew Varley*

Mungojerrie puts the pearl necklace on Rumpleteazer making her giggle as he smirked to himself. They do their famous double cartwheel while Victoria and the kittens watch amazed by their teamwork

*Susie McKenna*

Jennyanydots grooms Victoria and puts the pink bow around her neck. Jenny waves sweetly at Bustopher who waves back. Jennyanydots and skimbleshanks tap dances beside each other.

*Jacob Brent*

“The magical and marvelous, Mr Mistoffelees” Tugger introduces as Quaxo turns and turns as sparkles overtake his form and he poses having transformed into Mr Mistoffelees, the original conjuring cat. Mr Mistoffelees pulls out a long, sparkly, rainbow veil out of a cup.

*Phyllida Crowley Smith*

Victoria dances among the kittens showing off the fact that she can dance to them. Performs a solo dance in the moonlight of the yard alone, or thinking she’s alone.

*Bryn Walters*

Macavity leers at the Jellicles without their notice. Plato is hovering over Victoria and jemima to Protect them.

*Veerle Casteleyn*

Jemima is held Protectively by Munkustrap as Grizabella leaves the yard. Jemima is smiling innocently as she does her wiggle dancing with her friends new and old beside her. Jemima stands up and the moon shines in her eyes as she sings.

*And Judi Dench as Duchess*

“Look, a new day has begun.”

“What’s your name little one?” Duchess asked Victoria as they walk to the junkyard for the Jellicle Ball. “Victoria” she says smiling at the old Queen.

*Cats*