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Current Time: Should already be in bed o'clock
Anything you’ve been doing lately: I've been hyperfixating on video games. Currently Rimworld. If you have a favorite rimworld mod let me know 👀
Anything you intend to do later: Moisturize my face cuz I put a full face of makeup on today and I am feeling crispy.
Anything you recently watched or played: Been watching a bunch of drag queens on youtube ... About to dive headfirst into the new Dimension 20 Dungeons and Drag Queens.
Anything you want to watch or play: Meaning to get back to streaming Fallout 4 but im riding the rimworld hyperfocus out a little longer. Wanna watch a few more seasons of Drag Race.
Anything else you’d like to say: A tagged ask game, what is this 2010?? Also if anyone is taking furry commissions right now plz let me know, I have needs.
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Something so ineffable about exhaustion that comes not from a lack of sleep but from a lack of rest
#neeed a day where I’m doing nothing but I don’t think that’s forthcoming#I was out all day + forced myself to hit the gym before coming home and I am TIRED#it took a hot shower to feel my bones. and now I have to study. and then I have somewhere to be tomorrow#and then I go back to the neuro clinic on Monday. which is FUN I love it#but I don’t think I can be fully present in anything if I’m so divided between everything#multitasking is an absolute must but I think downsizing just a little bit will probably mean I get to be a healthier vessel#I just need time to chill in bed and watch silly movies and read books and chart stars and count rocks idk
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accidentally sending a nude, SKZ.
featuring — stray kids members x gn!reader ( masterlist )
summary — what happens when the stray kids boys accidentally send you an inappropriate picture!
contents — crack, flirting, suggestive.
bang ⁺ chan
bang chan was known for being responsible and composed, but even the most reliable people had their moments. he had been working late, distractedly multitasking between responding to texts from the members, fans, and — most nerve-wracking of all — you.
you two had been flirting back and forth for weeks, and tonight was no different. your witty banter put him in a good mood, and before he knew it, he was sending a selfie from the gym, shirt drenched in sweat.
but in his rush, he didn’t notice that the picture he sent wasn’t the one he intended. instead of the gym selfie, it was an older picture—one of him just out of the shower, shirtless, with a towel slung dangerously low on his hips.
seconds later, he realized his mistake.
his heart stopped.
“oh my god,” he muttered, staring at his phone in horror as the “read” indicator popped up. his mind raced. should he delete the message? send a follow-up explanation? throw his phone into the nearest body of water?
before he could do anything, your reply came through.
...well, that’s not what i expected, but i’m not complaining.
his face turned a deep shade of red as he ran a hand through his hair, groaning in embarrassment.
“i am so sorry,” he quickly typed, his thumbs trembling as he sent the message. “that was not meant for you. i was trying to send a gym selfie. please ignore that. oh my god, i’m mortified.”
you replied almost immediately.
relax, chan. it’s not like i haven’t imagined you looking like that anyway. 😉
his jaw dropped. was this flirting? were you actually flirting back after he’d just humiliated himself?
“wait… really?” he replied, cautious yet intrigued.
really. but next time, make sure you send the right picture.
chan exhaled a laugh, shaking his head as he smiled at the screen. “noted,” he typed back, still mortified but secretly thrilled. maybe his mistake wasn’t such a disaster after all.
felix ⁺
felix was a bit of a perfectionist, especially when it came to interactions with you. he’d spent weeks carefully navigating the line between friendly and flirty, hoping to gauge your interest without coming on too strong.
so when he accidentally sent that picture, he nearly dropped his phone in panic.
he’d just finished a workout and taken a picture to check his progress — a mirror selfie of him shirtless, muscles taut, and a playful smirk on his face. he’d meant to send it to chan, but somehow, it ended up in your chat.
“no, no, no, no!” felix exclaimed, his freckles standing out against the sudden flush of his cheeks.
he stared at the screen in horror, the little “delivered” icon taunting him.
your reply came faster than he expected.
wow… nice progress, felix. 👀
he froze. were you teasing him? he wasn’t sure if he should laugh, apologize, or crawl under a rock. finally, he decided to address it head-on.
“i am so sorry!” he typed furiously. “that was not meant for you. please ignore it. i’m mortified.”
you replied with a laughing emoji.
it’s fine. honestly, i didn’t know you were this fit. guess i’ve been missing out.
felix’s heart skipped a beat. was that… interest?
“well… thanks, i guess?” he replied, still unsure how to handle the situation. “but seriously, i didn’t mean to send that. i’m usually more careful.”
well, i’m glad you weren’t this time.
felix smiled at your cheeky response despite himself. maybe his mistake wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
lee ⁺ know
lee know had always been careful about boundaries. he enjoyed teasing you and keeping things light, but he never pushed too far. that’s why, when he realized he’d sent the wrong picture, he felt a wave of panic unlike anything he’d experienced before.
the picture wasn’t obscene, but it was suggestive — a shirtless shot of him lounging in bed, his sweatpants hanging low, with a hint of his toned stomach on full display. he’d taken it to mess around with hyunjin but somehow sent it to you instead.
his phone buzzed immediately.
...well, this is a surprise.
lee know stared at your message, his ears turning red as he groaned, tossing his phone onto the couch. “i’m such an idiot,” he muttered, burying his face in his hands.
after a minute of debating whether to respond, he finally picked up his phone.
“that was not for you,” he typed, his usual confidence nowhere to be found. “sorry about that. just… forget you saw it.”
your reply came swiftly.
forget it? why would i? you look good, minho. 😏
his heart skipped a beat. “are you teasing me right now?” he replied, his confidence creeping back in.
maybe... or maybe i’m just being honest.
lee know smirked at the screen, his embarrassment fading. “well, if honesty is what we’re doing, then maybe i should admit that i don’t mind you seeing it.”
“good,” you replied. “because i didn’t mind seeing it either.”
for the first time that evening, lee know relaxed, realizing that his mistake might just have opened a door he hadn’t been brave enough to walk through himself.
hyun ⁺ jin
hyunjin had always been the type to wear his heart on his sleeve, and his interactions with you reflected that. he adored teasing you with his flirtatious comments and playful winks, but he never imagined crossing a line — until tonight.
he was sitting in his art room, surrounded by scattered sketches, when he decided to take a break. swept up in a moment of self-appreciation, he snapped a quick mirror selfie to show off his post-dance practice glow — shirtless, slightly tousled hair, and his sweatpants riding dangerously low. he sent it off to his group chat with the caption, “behold: the main character.”
or so he thought.
when he saw your name at the top of the chat instead, his heart plummeted.
“no, no, no…” he whispered, fumbling with his phone. his fingers hovered over the “unsend” button, but it was too late — your message popped up almost instantly.
well, that’s something i wasn’t expecting tonight. 👀
hyunjin’s face turned crimson, and he buried his head in his hands. his mind raced with what to say, every option feeling inadequate. finally, he mustered a response.
“its not what it looks like,” he typed, his embarrassment palpable even through the screen. “i meant to send it to the group chat. i’m so sorry, seriously.”
your reply came faster than he anticipated.
aw, don’t be embarrassed, hyunjin. you look… good. really good.
he froze, rereading your message. was this real? were you flirting back?
“wait… are you being serious right now?” he asked hesitantly.
completely serious. but if you’re this shy over a picture, i can’t imagine how you’d react if i saw you in person like this.
hyunjin let out a breathy laugh, his embarrassment melting into nervous excitement. “you’re not making this easier, you know,” he replied.
who said i’m trying to make it easier?
he leaned back, a smirk tugging at his lips at your teasing response. “you’re trouble, you know that?”
don’t pretend you don’t love it.
hyunjin shook his head, his heart pounding. what started as a mortifying mistake was quickly turning into the most exhilarating conversation he’d ever had with you.
i.n ⁺
jeongin prided himself on being composed despite his age, but tonight, all that confidence vanished in an instant. he’d been lounging on his bed after practice, casually snapping a picture to capture the golden glow of the setting sun through his window.
the photo was innocent enough, or so he thought — a relaxed pose, shirtless, with the blanket barely covering his hips. it was meant for seungmin, who’d jokingly challenged him to “prove” he was resting properly.
but in his sleepy haze, jeongin accidentally sent it to you instead.
he realized his mistake almost immediately when your name popped up with a notification. his stomach dropped, and panic set in.
your message arrived seconds later:
uh… is this the kind of ‘resting’ you meant to show me? 😳
jeongin groaned, burying his face in his pillow. “oh my god, i’m an idiot,” he muttered. he typed back as quickly as his trembling hands allowed.
“i am so sorry. that was not meant for you. please, just delete it and pretend this never happened.”
you replied almost immediately, and his heart raced as he opened your message.
delete it? why would i do that when it’s such a nice view?
his mouth fell open, a mixture of embarrassment and disbelief coursing through him. he wasn’t sure whether to laugh or crawl under his blanket and never come out.
“are you seriously teasing me right now?” he finally typed, his cheeks burning.
maybe... but can you blame me? you’re not exactly making it easy to ignore.
jeongin let out a nervous chuckle, shaking his head. “you’re impossible.”
i know.
jeongin sighed, a reluctant smile spreading across his face. while the initial shock of his mistake lingered, he couldn’t deny that your reaction made it worth the embarrassment.
han ⁺
han had always been impulsive, and that trait extended to his texting habits. he’d just finished a late-night studio session and decided to take a mirror selfie to show off his new haircut. the picture wasn’t inappropriate, but it was suggestive — he was shirtless, his hair slightly damp from a shower, with a cheeky grin on his face.
he meant to send it to chan, but in his half-asleep state, he sent it to you instead.
it wasn’t until your message came through that he realized his mistake.
right in front of my salad? 🤨
han’s eyes widened, and he sat up so fast he nearly knocked over his coffee mug. “oh no,” he muttered, his hands shaking as he typed back.
“omg, i’m so sorry! that was not meant for you! i was trying to send it to chan. please just forget you saw it.”
your reply came a moment later:
why? it was a nice picture. you should send me more.
han’s jaw dropped, his mind racing. was this really happening? were you actually flirting with him?
“wait, are you serious right now?” he replied cautiously.
very serious. you look good, han. don’t be so shy about it.
his face turned red, but a smile crept onto his lips. “i’m not shy!” he typed back defensively.
sure, you’re not...
han let out a laugh, shaking his head. “you’re dangerous, you know that?”
says the guy with his tiddies out for the world to see. wait, i wonder how much i can sell this for on ebay...
he flushed and sighed, leaning back in his chair. what started as a mortifying mistake was quickly becoming the most crack-filled interaction he’d ever had with you. maybe his impulsiveness wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
seung ⁺ min
seungmin was always known for his sharp wit and calm demeanor, rarely letting things rattle him. but tonight, that composure was nowhere to be found.
after a long day, he decided to respond to a group chat message with a selfie he’d taken earlier — a casual, post-workout shot that showed him in a tank top, his hair slightly messy, and his usual confident smirk. the picture wasn’t provocative, but it was undeniably attractive.
except he didn’t send it to the group chat. he sent it to you.
seungmin froze as he realized what he had done. his usual sharp mind went blank, replaced by a surge of panic. before he could even think of a way to delete it, your reply came through.
well, i wasn’t expecting this, but i’m not complaining. 😏
he stared at your message, his ears turning red as he tried to come up with a response. this wasn’t like him at all — how could he make such a mistake?
“uh, that wasn’t meant for you,” he finally typed, his thumbs trembling slightly. “i was trying to send it to the group chat. my bad.”
your reply came almost instantly.
no need to apologize, bbg. honestly, it’s nice to see this side of you. you look good, seungmin.
his jaw clenched as he reread your words. you were complimenting him?
“i didn’t mean for you to see it,” he replied quickly. “but… thanks, i guess?”
why so shy all of a sudden? i didn’t think you’d get flustered this easily.
“i’m not flustered,” he replied, though your teasing and his red face told a different story.
sure you’re not. but for what it’s worth, you’ve definitely made my night.
seungmin let out a small, awkward laugh, his confidence slowly returning. “well, i’m glad my mistake could entertain you,” he replied.
it’s more… eye-opening, than entertaining. although my rose toy would disagree.
seungmin choked, rereading your words. maybe this wasn’t the disaster he thought it was.
chang ⁺ bin
changbin was naturally confident, his playful energy making him the life of any room. but even he wasn’t immune to moments of pure, unfiltered embarrassment — like the one he was having now.
it started innocently enough: he’d taken a mirror selfie at the gym to show off his progress, flexing his biceps with a grin that screamed, “look at me, i’m unstoppable.” it was meant for chan, who’d been teasing him about skipping arm day.
but in his haste, changbin accidentally sent the picture to you.
the moment he realized his mistake, his stomach dropped. “oh no,” he muttered, staring at the screen in horror.
your reply came faster than he could process.
wow, changbin… showing off for me now? 👀
he groaned, his confidence taking a nosedive. he quickly typed back, “that was not meant for you. i was trying to send it to chan. please ignore it!”
you didn’t ignore it. instead, you replied,
why would you send it to him? and why should i ignore it? you look amazing honestly, you’ve got nothing to be embarrassed about.
changbin blinked, your words catching him off guard. were you… complimenting him?
“wait… are you kidding me?” he replied cautiously.
of course not, i mean, if you’re gonna send me pictures like this, don’t blame me for appreciating them.
changbin let out a nervous laugh, rubbing the back of his neck. “well, i wasn’t exactly trying to impress you, but… thanks, i guess?”
who said you didn’t impress me?
his heart skipped a beat at your tease, a grin slowly spreading across his face. “i guess if you’re not mad, i shouldn’t be so worried,” he typed, his confidence returning.
not mad at all. in fact, feel free to send more anytime.
changbin laughed out loud, shaking his head. “you’re trouble, you know that?”
and you love it.
“maybe i do,” he replied, surprising even himself with his boldness.
what started as an embarrassing mistake had suddenly become one of the most fun conversations he’d ever had with you.
notes: hoez in the house ( my smut fic is taking forever to finish :( )
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You're always making things better, Jay (Jason Todd x GN!reader)
Warnings: no proof reading, language, depressed!reader, fluff
It had been a very shitty day at work.
It had been a very shitty day with your family.
It had been a shitty day.
You were always trying to see the positive side of things, you were always trying to smile and to be strong. But that day, it was a lot to take in. You came back home, exhausted and you started to cry under the shower. You didn't know if it helped or if you felt even worse than before.
One thing was certain, the fact that your boyfriend wasn't around was making things even more awful. You wished you could snuggle up into his strong embrace. But you couldn't distract him while he was Red Hood, could you? He had a lot to take care of at the moment and you didn't want to be a burden to him. You needed to be better than that. You needed to be the only thing that didn't bring him some new troubles.
But you needed him.
You shook your head and went to bed, hopefully that you could doze off until he would come back home to you.
But it was 3 am and you just couldn't sleep.
You decided to take the chance and to call him. If he didn't answer, it was alright. You would understand, even if it would hurt a lot.
You just needed to hear his voice to calm down the mean ones inside your head.
You were surprised how fast he actually answered.
"Hey baby" He hummed and you could hear loud noises around him
"I'm sorry... You're in the middle of a fight, you shouldn't be answering me" You whispered, ready to hung up
"No worries, love. I can multitask. And now I'm quite concerned. It's 3 am. Why are you calling, is everything alright?"
You heard a grumpy voice talking to Jason. You guessed it was Batman saying something along the lines: "It's really not the right time to speak with your partner, Hood". But Jason ignored him and insisted for you to answer his questions.
"I... I'm just feeling a little bit down and I wanted to hear your voice. Nothing to worry about" You tried to explain, feeling a little bit silly now "I didn't think you'd actually answer to be fair" you admitted
"Always answering you, no matter what I'm doing. How about I finish to kick some ass here, and I come back home? You've eaten? I can bring food too" He offered and you were already calming down and feeling better
"Sounds like a plan, darling" You whispered and you heard Jason smiling at the nickname "You're the best, you know that, right?" You added
"Only for you, baby. I'll be there soon, love you"
"Love you too. So much. Take care" You said before hunging up.
You laid back down on the bed, the tensions slowly leaving your body. You even found yourself smiling. You couldn't believe how lucky you were to have him in your life.
With Jason as your boyfriend, you've got someone to call in the middle of the night, no matter what, because he would always answer his phone for you.
With Jason as your boyfriend, love was the promise of forever being there for one another.
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⁓⁕🍷 🌸 V e n u s ⁕ a n d ⁕ h o w ⁕ y o u ⁕ c h i l l 🌸 🍷⁕⁓
Disclaimer: Take what resonates. I'm not a professional astrologer, i just am an avid researcher and i use my personal experience when writing my posts (Also, pls, don't copy my work, i spend lot of time on it, thanks)
Ahhh Venus, the planet of love. We use it to talk about our relationships and misadventures in our love life. But it also is the planet of feminine energy, enjoyment, relaxation and indulgence. How do you chill using your Venusian energy? Let's find out looking at your Venus's sign and degree
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⁕ Aries / 1-13-25 degrees : *aggresively flying on the couch* play TV, *loud setting on*, watch the tv for 1 minute, gets bored, *roll off the couch*, goes to the kitchen, sees people, start a little chase (Jason Momoa meme entered the caption) 👀👐. After annoying people for a bit, do a little workout, tries to lift a 700 kg cause they *confident*, fail, they still confident, opt for the 0.5 kg, now they happy 😊💪. Dance lover. Enjoy drinking energy drinks. Not really a sipp-er, more of a chugg-er lmao. Carbs are their heaven, they cannot have enough (cause they move a lot, they need the energyy). When laying on the sofa need to put their head on someone else's shoulder or legs or head to feel safe and receive the physical contact they really crave. Enjoy taking short cold showers. Like playing chess (they're good at strategizing and know when to attack and they're bold about it). Cut their hair as a relaxing activity (until they have no hair left to cut lol), likes dyeing them too, preferabily with bolder colours.
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⁕ Taurus / 2-14-26 degrees: The yawn-er. They're MASTER at chilling. They chill doing everything, i'm not kidding, are they at home, are they at work? They be chilling allll the time. Lovers of the sofa, bed, and others soft big surfaces. Chill by taking their time doing everything, they be starting cooking at 9 a.m. to serve a meal at 1 p.m. ✨Sloth with grace✨. Quality over quantity. Enjoy passing time doing nothing...literally. They be like fixating on a thing and looking at it for an hour straight. Mad control of their focus. Meditating without realizing It. Probably sip chamomile. They like to think time doesn't exist, they got all the time in the world (until they wake up one day, look into the mirror and realize they forgot to shave their mustache for all this time). Hella romantic, enjoy picking up flowers, endless walks in nature, veery slowly, they be stopping every 2x3 to admire a little bug passing by.
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⁕ Gemini / 3-15-27 degrees: Tea time with their personalities. Lmao, no but they literally chill by checking in with their thoughts and their ideas. Loves listening to podcasts and documentaries. Multitasking hobbies. Yup, i have no clue how they even relax by doing 1738283 things at a time but it's a way to shut down their thoughts for a while. Yeah, i know, i just told you they chill by thinking too, but sometimes it becomes too much and they have to switch the brain off. Relax by painting their nails. Get experimental with makeup. Write fanfics but leave them unfinished 👀. Admire their pretty handwriting. Enjoy reading and talking about gossip a looot, too much hehe. Like to play games that require a broad knowledge on everything (ex Trivia). Thinking about doing stuff but actually not doing it lmfao, they just love to think about soo many ideas, that is a way to relax, but then they don't even write them down and poof, they're gone and they can't remember them and they get mad about it :(
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⁕ Cancer / 4-16-28 degrees : Cuddling with their pillow 24/7 (cause deep down they feel alone... 🥺). Play animal crossing. Imagine their future family, even tho they're actually stuck in the past lol. Most likely to binge watch series for a whole day and get emotional about it because they get too attached to the characters. If they could they'd never leave the house...ever lmao, total homebodies. Relaxing by spending time alone or with very closed ones, friends/family. Probably likes to collect plushies, funko pops, or mini cute figures of their favourite fictional characters ✨. Cooking and baking can be a relaxing activity to them, especially if they do it for their family or their guests. Have 'grandma's hobbies'... knitting/crocheting for example lol. Enjoy so much making photo albums, and even more looking at them from time to time. Love going to the sea, early mornings walking barefoot on the sand and admiring the immense ocean and the sun rising, they're fans of little details and very romantic/sweet scenarios. They enjoy being helpful to others, so they'll probably ask people if they can do something for them (especially if they see people struggling doing something, they'll gladly volounteer to offer their help).
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⁕ Leo / 5-17-29 degrees: Stars wannabe. Intensely crying in front of the mirror portraying a desperate girl that has been cheated on, then recompose themselves and admire how good they just were pffft. Put on glasses even at home to feel extra, hit the door while walking cause they can't see a thing, get on the floor purposely, decides to play the blind character, gets up, * sudden dramatic enhancement of the other senses*. Dancing with the starssss. No seriosuly, they should apply, but as the professional dancer cause they so good! (and well they're not stars.... yet 👀). Like the other 2 fire venuses they enjoy moving their body so workouts are very appreciated, but leos especially loove hiit workouts, go build that cooore. Lovers of loong passionate and romantic dramas, they wanna feel all the emotions and they stay loyal to a specific series so they wish it could go on forevahh (hello..."Beautiful" lmao). ✨ Randomly transform their home in a runway show. Start walking like a model to feel themselves ✨ List all the things they can do and skills they acquired to feel good about themselves, then they list all the things they wanna work towards to use that self esteem boost to enhance their motivation and work towards their future goals.
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⁕ Virgo / 6-18 degrees : Killing the chilling. No seriosuly, these people seem like they can't 100% chill properly, and some of them may take 'something' to feel completely detached and lost from reality for a bit... 👀 They chill by making plans. Always trying to find things to do and learn to always get better. Working on themselves is their favourite project. Scanning the room in bed instead of chilling, seeing if there's something they need to adjust or clean. Overthinking the heck out of their lives...wait weren't you supposed to chill? Nevermind 🙈. Roasting others...in their minds hehe, they won't let others see how much they enjoy analizing their mistakes. 'Lemme give you advice on this thing' , others: uhm... ok but chilllll. And you ask Virgo venuses whyy they continue to give advices even when people don't listen to them. Well... saying 'I told you' is more satifying than hearing 'i don't care' 😘 (underlying validation issues). Well...i mean, they could chill while crafting, i give you this, it's probably the only time where they get near the definition of chilling...but hey hold on, cause soon enough they gonna find out details about how they're not perfect at what they do so kill the chill again and let the procrastination beginnn (wait... is procrastination's Virgo's way of chilling?)
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⁕ Libra / 7-19 degrees: They wanna experience the finest things in life. They go to that fancy restaurant, get that fancy dress, buy those fancy flowers... they wanna feel cuddled by life and specifically... lifestyle. They need to feel they value by surroundings themselves with valuable things. That's why they chill by going shopping or talking to new people, because where they see value in, they get value from. It's all about feeling good about themselves. Have a sweet tooth (but enjoy eating overall, it's like they enjoy the experience of taste, they're not really picky ultimately). Can splurge on personal care, lots of tools for facials or expensive skincare (cause after eating sugar they need to mantain the perfect skin lol). They work a lot on the mantainance of the self. That's why they have a good eye for fashion and aesthetics, because they have been researching and analizing everything that's out there to understand what's better for them, but they still haven't found out their true style due to their indecisive nature 😂. Plus let's admit it, they like to change often and renew themselves to maintain that 'interesting persona' 👀
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⁕ Scorpio / 8-20 degrees : Drowning their nose in personality tests. Seriously, when these people wanna chill, all they got on their mind is how to understand that mind even more. They're detectives of their own psyche. Lovers of shadow work. Let all those intense questions unfold! Obsessive researchers. They find a topic they like, they delve deep into it until they've found enough to feel satisfied and jump on another theme to obsess themselves over. Probably watching a lot of documentaries on criminals and unresolved cases trying to find the final answer themselves. Masters at playing Cluedo. Read everybodies's minds in every single setting, it makes them relaxed by feeling in control of the room's energies, and yeah... even during lunch between family members lmao. Need plenty of alone time. They're secretly training to become wizards/witches 👀. Probably like to sip pomegranate juice or any other juicy and thick flavoured drink. Sometimes they forget to even eat because of how invested theyre in their researches lol. I know you're already attractive as hell, but y'all take care of your bodyyy
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⁕ Sagittarius / 9-21 degrees : The boy/girl scout. Those people HAVE to move, they can't stay still or they'll start to stress out. They love a good trip somewhere new, visiting places abroad, taking that bus/train and not knowing where it'll take them (they get lost easily lmfao but they don't mind it, it's part of the thrilling experience). Documentaries lovers: can't go out? Let them wander with their minds. Like to change activities often as they get bored quickly. Enjoy trying to eat different types of food from different cultures. They like to go shopping a lot, to have little souvenirs of all the places they've been to (can tend to overspend depending on other placements in the chart). The one who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Can love to pertake in volounteering activities, especially if they require them to sail to another country, they enjoy being helpful to other people in need (if underdeveloped can have hero complex). Probably enjoy playing on the Wii in competitive games, they're always up for a competition, even for the slightest thing, like "who can finish up this bottle of water first?? Ready? Start!" (they can announce little challenges like this veeery randomly and everyone will follow their lead, it's crazy haha)
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⁕ Capricorn / 10-22 degrees : Counting their money. Sorting their bills. Sooo relaxing right, especially when the money in your bank account keep groowingg 👀 (they probably watch cash envelope stuffing videos + budgeting on YT). Relax by doing the same routine every day, they can do it without even thinking, and that to them is relieving. They enjoy the adulting process, so actually...going to work can feel like chilling to them lol, they like to feel a sense of responsibility, it makes them feel motivated to always grow, and having a sense of order and stability, that's what makes them feel relaxed and safe. Constantly reading self-help books. Probably sipping their wine while chilling or an expensive drink or a concentrated drink (blueberry juice peraphs). They like high quality items, so they usually shop designer clothes/accessories, they love those labels lol. They love the sofa, don't ask me why lol, most people love the bed, capricorn venuses love the sofa, periodt (can it be because the space is restricted and Cap being ruled by Saturn, planet of restrictions... well, could be).
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⁕ Aquarius / 11-23 degrees : The videogamer. Have way too many hobbies that have nothing in common. Wanna splurge on those headphones too? You already have the bunny ears ones, the cat ears ones, the led ones, guyzzz you have a whole collection of them lmao. Are probably into reading about the unknown mysteries of the universe. Conspiracy theories lovers (they just love when they can confuse others people's minds with all their absurdities). The ones who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Collectors of technology stuff, yup, they still have the gameboyy 🥺. Unpredictable af but they enjoy being this way so people can always question them and think of them as interesting. Introverted people that need to recharge by being alone. Probably Webtoons and manga lovers. Enjoy pertaking in protest marches, feeling part of the crowd (sense of belonging) and feeling they can contribute to a greater cause. They feel the need to do something crazy once in a while, so if you see them bunjee jumping randomly, or trying others 'dangerous' activities don't be surprised (pls, be careful, and don't try anything illegal....understood?👀...pfft, i already know you're gonna roll your eyes, and think, here we go, another sheep that is trying to tell me what to do lol)
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⁕ Pisces / 12-24 degrees : Do you think thinking about "what ifs" is relaxing?? Y'allll pleaseee, i know the feeling is good when you imagine your perfect reality...but...you literally take it as a hobby and do it way too much...to your own detriment 😭. They looove watching romance movies and dramas, it's their bread and butter (to give food to those daydreams right?🙃). Play music ALL day and get lost in their world, and then suddenly it's time to go to bed and they realize they lost another day to daydreaming, now they got to the nightdreaming phase of the day lol 😂😭. Loves taking baths, the contact with water feels truly healing to them, they could stay in the water 24/7. Can be extremely good at painting or drawing, or singing (and other artistic activities too), and relax by doing these activities. Just asking, but are y'all ok with the low blood pressure?😢(also curious, do you tend to have low blood pressure?). Can relax but lose themselves watching the phone,especially social medias. Until they realize they're literally watching and living an illusion, they think they live by watching everyone else's lives and connect with them through the screen, but they're not living their own life by going out there, and experiencing the world as main characters, not just extras of their own lives.
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Congrats! You've reached the end! ✨
Hope you enjoyed this post, always rememer that we are not just one placement, so if you didn't resonate, that's ok, i'd love to know your feedback in both cases (if you did or did not resonate), it is always very appreciated 🥰
Wish you a wonderful day! 🍷 Yours, Linnie 🌸
#astro notes#venus in the signs#astro observations#venus notes#astrology observations#planet venus#astro community
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compilation of nice/sweet things the foxes said to neil because even though they're a bunch of assholes who'll insult anyone in their vicinity they all just love him so damn much (part 2) :
ANDREW :
"I'm not here for your entertainment" "but as expected you are talented enough to multitask"
"you are neil josten and I am still the man who said he would keep you alive. I don't care if you use this phone tomorrow. I don't care if you never use it again. but you are going to keep it on you because one day you might need it. on that day you're not going to run. you're going to think about what I promised you and you're going to make the call."
"I'm not afraid of you" "that's why you're so interesting"
DAN :
"don't thank us, remember us. we're your teammates. we're here to help you with whatever you need."
"you've got us now"
"that was perfect. but don't do something that reckless again. we can't replace you. hear me?"
"neil, you can use the girls' shower while we're busy"
MATT :
"just try not to think about it until we get there. you won't do yourself any favorite if you spend the ride stressing out about things you can't change."
"if you don't have anywhere to go, I'll drag you home with me"
KEVIN :
"if you get hurt out there, you do something about it. you take it easy, you have coach pull you, you ask abby for help - I don't care. if you ever say 'I'm fine' about your health again I will make you rue the day you were born"
"neil has no place in riko's games. he is a fox."
"run. it's the only way you'll survive"
"you should be court."
"will you still teach me?" "every night."
"I will watch you. if you want to drink tonight. I won't let you say something you'll regret." "you'll be drunk inside an hour. then who'll stop me?" "I would stop drinking."
"you're not going. do you know what he'll do to you?"
WYMACK :
"why did you pay for stalls coach?" "maybe I knew you'd need them one day"
"neil, if you can't be here say so. abby can take you elsewhere until it's time to leave. get out of here and get some fresh air."
"what can I do?" "I don't know" "when you know, tell me"
"sometimes the world feels so big but then I'm reminded how small it is" "big or small just remember you're not alone in it."
"if riko really was behind it somehow, the blame is all on him. he chose to take out his petty rage on seth. he chose to cross a line. you didn't. you hear me? you didn't. don't ever blame yourself for seth's death. that it too dangerous a road to walk down. you keep your eyes on your own path and keep moving forward"
"neil" "I'm fine" "be fine inside where it's warmer"
"look I know I've always told you all to take your personal problems up with betsy or abby. I've said it's not my place to get into anything outside the court. I hope you've figured out by now I'm just blowing hot air. I'm not real good at being a shoulder, but I do have a working set of ears."
"help me" "let me"
"this doesn't mean anything. I'm still a fox." "of course you are."
NICKY :
"kid you're killing me. why do you always get that deer-in-headlights look when someone does something nice for you?"
"you worry about neil's career. I'll worry about his personal happiness."
"I didn't really get into the gritty details last time because those aren't reallt dan and matt's business, but you're family, so I can tell you."
"there's obsession and there's dysfunction. you can't make exy your end-all be-all. this won't last forever, okay? you'll shine bright, then you'll retire, and then what? you gonna spend the rest of your life at home alone with all your trophies? you can't be just this, neil. this isn't enough to live for."
"thanks for taking one for the team, neil. you're a real friend."
"are we? friends?" "you are going to be the absolute death of me. yeah, kid. we're friends. you're stuck with us, like it or not."
"I only see that look on neil's face when someone tries to do something nice for him, but we all know kevin's as bratty as they come. what did you say, kevin, and do I need to defend neil's honor or what?"
RENEE :
"I am not the girl I once was but the shade of my old life will always existe inside of me. that is what helps me connect with andrew. I am hoping it will help me connect with you."
"I do not know your story. if you've trusted andrew with anything, he hasn't shared the details with me and he never will. but if you are as like us as we first predicted you to be, perhaps one day you can also come to see me as a friend."
"if either andrew or I can help you, please know we are here."
"and you neil? are you all right?"
#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#david wymack#kevin day#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#matt boyd#dan wilds#renee walker#allison reynolds#psu foxes#the foxes#the raven king
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So I was thinking vaguely today about hive minds and how we generally see them in science fiction—you know, a whole bunch of tiny brains in a bunch of tiny bodies, but each one has a shred of extra processing power, so if you add them all together, you get a Super Intelligent Brain that usually winds up called the Queen, because we have perfectly good eusocial insects on earth and why waste nomenclature.
Which is fine for what it does! No argument!
But y’know, running a body is a REALLY brain-intensive process. Like, it takes a metric assload* of evolutionary time before you get a brain that can do more than make sure its owner breaths, blinks, and swallows occasionally. Which makes me wonder about the tipping point for an alien hive mind.
You gotta figure that there is an energy cost, however small, in linking the whole system together, so is there a point where you just have too many bodies to multitask for? A hive horizon, as it were? Where the existence of so many bodies that need regulating becomes a drain on the system instead? Maybe the Queen hatches a mal of new workers to grow the brain bigger and instead just winds up making way too many bodies that all need brain power to breathe and thermoregulate and Jesus Christ, they all need naps, how am I supposed to solve these differential equations about FTL travel when everybody insists on blinking and swallowing all the damn time?!
As an outsider, can you tell if the Queen is losing her shit based on whether the hive members all started doing things simultaneously? Everybody starts blinking and swallowing in unison as the Queen pulls brain power to try and cope with some particular crisis? Chunks of the hive are just left to asphyxiate because sorry, we really need that processing power you were using for semi-voluntary functions like breathing? Are there legends among queens about how if you grow too large, your brain falls apart?
…anyway, these are the things I think about when I’m in the shower.
*this handy unit can be abbreviated as “mal” for ease of notation, as in “Holy shit, there were 3 mal of dead tourists in that guy’s basement!”
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Hotel California | Track 9: Flamenco
Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader
Summary: Natasha Romanoff, frontwoman of the punk rock band Velvet Rebellion, falls hard for a woman she believes is too good for her. Their intense relationship unfolds in the chaotic world of rock 'n' roll, where they struggle to balance fame, personal demons, and their undeniable passion for each other.
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18+ Minors DNI (mature)
Themes: love, fame, sex, drugs
Having a type-A personality has its perks. When you're not procrastinating or hiding from the world under your covers, you're girlbossing it hard. Like most mornings, you woke up at the second strike of your 6 AM alarm. No snooze, no excuses. The world didn’t wait for you; frankly, you weren’t about to let it get ahead.
Your private Pilates instructor was already on her way to destroy your body (figuratively, of course) in the garage studio. You shuffled into your kitchen, still half-asleep, and sipped on your lemon water while mentally preparing yourself for the torture—sorry, workout. The thought of the inevitable soreness made you groan, but you reminded yourself it was worth it. Your Type-A brain thrived on the discipline, and it felt good to start the day strong.
When the instructor arrived, you were dressed in sleek athleisure, hair tied back in a low ponytail, ready to pretend you enjoyed every second of it. You even entertained Luxe when she motivated you through what could be considered hate speech. You would never admit it, but you appreciated the encouragement, regardless of its content.
One hour later, you were showered and ready for work. Your skin glowed, and you felt great despite your muscles burning. It was time to get Isabella awake. You shuffled into her bedroom, snorting at how neat it was, as you moved to sit on her bed.
You rested a hand on what you could assume was her back, gently calling for her to wake up.
"Bella, come on, time for school,"
Isabella stirred under her blankets, her tiny body shifting closer to the pillow as if she could burrow away from the morning. A muffled groan escaped her, followed by a sleepy, "Five more minutes, Mama."
You chuckled, smoothing a hand over the soft fabric covering her back. "Five more minutes turns into fifteen, and then we're running late. Come on, Bella. Up and at 'em."
She peeked out from under the blanket, her curly hair sticking up in all directions. Her face was adorably pouty, and her eyes were barely open. "Do I have to?" she mumbled.
"Yes, you do. Education is important, remember?" you teased, leaning down to kiss her forehead. "And besides, you love school. You told me last night you couldn’t wait to show Ms. Thompson your drawing."
That jogged her memory. Isabella sat up, rubbing her eyes and yawning loudly. "Oh yeah," she said, her voice still thick with sleep. "Okay, I'm getting up."
"Good girl," you praised, patting her back as she swung her legs over the side of the bed. "I'll meet you downstairs for breakfast, okay?"
Isabella nodded, her small frame shuffling off to the bathroom. You smiled as you headed back to the kitchen, already planning the quick breakfast lineup. Multitasking was your superpower, and mornings like this reminded you why you thrived in the chaos.
Your phone buzzed on the counter as you packed her lunch and brewed your first cup of coffee. Monica's name lit up the screen.
“Hey, good morning. Will you pick up a coffee?"
"Yes, please,"
You switched the contacts to Natasha and sent her a cute message for whenever she woke up.
"Hope you have a good morning, baby. I'll be thinking about you. See you later x."
As you set Isabella’s lunchbox aside and sipped your coffee, you heard the soft shuffle of her footsteps approaching. She appeared in the doorway, her curls now somewhat tamed and her little face freshly washed. Isabella stood there for a moment, rubbing her eyes before making her way over to you.
Without a word, she wrapped her arms around your waist, resting her head against your side. You glanced down at her, your heart swelling at the gesture. Setting your coffee on the counter, you opened your arms wider, pulling her into a proper hug.
"Good morning again, munchkin," you said softly, smoothing stray hairs from her face.
"Morning, Mama," she murmured, leaning into the embrace like it was the safest place in the world.
You held her tighter, savoring the warmth and love she gave so freely. Moments like this weren’t uncommon, but they always reminded you how lucky you were. Isabella had always been affectionate, kind, and thoughtful—a reflection of what you and Sam had worked hard to instill in her.
"You’re such a sweetheart, you know that?" you whispered, kissing the top of her head.
Isabella smiled, her arms tightening around you. "You always say that."
"Because it’s true," you replied, pulling back just enough to look into her big, expressive eyes. "You’re the best part of my mornings, Bella. Always. Are you hungry?"
"I could eat," She shrugged as she began to grab the fresh toast from the toaster. She spread a generous amount of Nutella on her toast before taking some of the fruit you'd sliced.
"So," you began, leaning back against the counter and sipping your coffee, "are you excited for school today?"
"Yeah," she nodded, a streak of chocolate at the corner of her mouth. "Ms. Thompson said we could watch a movie in class, and we're gonna get our new math books today."
"That's great," you smiled.
"Are you still going to the studio with Natasha later?" She inquired.
"Yeah, I am. We have a full schedule today. But I'll be home early. We'll have time to make dinner together. Sound good?"
Isabella sighed. "I really wanted to go to the studio with you. I want a chance to hang with the guys."
"I know," You checked your calendar today. "You probably won't be available for the beginning, but how about I have Reagan bring you to the studio? You can sit with us for a little while. Though, I think it's not an environment for a little girl."
"That would be awesome, Mama." She grinned.
You grabbed the lunch box and held it out to her. Isabella took it and slipped it into her backpack, then slung it over her shoulder.
"Alright, you got everything?" You asked, grabbing your coffee and keys and heading for the door.
Isabella nodded. "Mhm, all set."
"Perfect, let's go. And don't forget your headphones."
You walked out the front door, locking it behind you, and headed toward the car. The sun was rising; the sky was filled with shades of orange and pink. As the two of you buckled in, you looked over at Isabella. It was a perfect morning for the both of you.
The morning rush was well underway when you dropped Isabella off at school. The streets were filled with activity, but you managed to weave through traffic like a seasoned pro. As soon as you parked at the office, your phone buzzed in your bag.
The ringtone alone was enough to make you sigh. Work started early, and the day was already throwing curveballs.
"Hi, Karen," you greeted as you stepped into the building, heels clicking against the polished floors. "What’s going on?"
Karen’s voice was sharp on the other end. "We’ve got a situation with one of our clients. They posted something... let’s just say, off-brand, and now the comments section is an absolute war zone. "
"Great," you muttered, offering a quick wave to Monica, who was waiting for you near the elevator. She stepped beside you and handed you your coffee. You balanced your cup, handbag, and phone all at once. It was either something political or something to do with her ex?
"Both," Karen replied. "And I need you here. Stat. We have a crisis management meeting, and we need to act fast. Can you come in right away?"
"Yeah, of course. I'm in the lobby. I'll see you in twenty."
You ended the call, and a heavy sigh escaped your lips. Monica looked over, sympathy written all over her features.
"What was that all about?" she asked, following you onto the elevator.
"We have a client situation," you explained, tapping your foot impatiently as the elevator climbed. "Karen needs me in her office. ASAP."
Monica hummed, taking a sip of her drink. "Well, hopefully, it's not too bad."
"It's a bad thing we need a new PR thing by the end of the day," you shook your head. "I'll know more once I check it out. I've been staying off of social media for a while."
"Oh, you mean it's not normal to gain two hundred thousand followers in four months?" She teased.
"No, actually," You shook your head. "They all just want glimpses of Natasha and me. Which I'm fine with for the most part."
"And how are things with her?" Monica asked, tilting her head curiously.
You smiled, a blush coloring your cheeks. "Amazing. It's... it's everything I could have hoped for. We've been spending a lot of time together. Getting to know each other. But also getting to know our dynamic, y'know?"
"It sounds like she's the real deal, huh?" Monica guessed. She followed you to your office and stood in the doorway.
"Yeah? I mean, I guess?" You dropped your things onto your desk. "It's so interesting, to be quite honest. After Sam and I divorced, everyone I dated didn't seem to fit. With Natasha, it feels natural. It just feels like this is what was supposed to happen."
"Wow, I didn't know it was that deep," Monica joked.
"I guess it's just because she makes me feel good. When I'm with her, it's like I can be myself without worrying about anything. Like I don't have to put on a mask." You shrugged.
"Aww, you're in love."
"I know."
"Have you told her yet?" Monica pressed.
You paused, your mind reverting to the moments you shared with her. There was no denying how deeply you cared about her. It wasn't just infatuation.
"Yeah," you breathed, your chest swelling. "Yeah, I did."
"What did she say?"
"Well, technically, she said it first." you shrugged.
Monica's eyes widened, her mouth falling open in exaggerated shock. "She said it first? Oh my God, this is serious!"
You couldn't help but laugh at her reaction as you moved around your desk, straightening a few papers and powering your computer. "I guess it is," you admitted, the blush on your cheeks deepening. "But honestly, it felt so right. We were just... in the moment. I didn’t even have to think about it."
Monica leaned against the doorway, crossing her arms with a knowing smile. "I love this for you. You deserve it, after everything with Sam. Speaking of, does Isabella know how serious things are between you two?"
"Not yet," you replied, pulling your chair out and settling in. "I mean, she knows Natasha’s important to me, and she adores her. But I’m still trying to take it slow, y’know? I don’t want to rush anything. It’s a big change for all of us."
"Smart move," Monica agreed. "You’re handling this really well, honestly. I can’t say I’d be this level-headed if I were in your shoes."
You chuckled, grabbing your planner to skim through your schedule for the day. "Trust me, it’s a balancing act. Between work, Isabella, and this relationship... it’s a lot. But it’s worth it."
Monica pushed off the doorway, giving you a soft smile. "Well, I’m rooting for you guys. Natasha seems like she really gets you, and that’s rare."
"Thanks, Monica. That means a lot," you said sincerely.
"Anytime. Now," she gestured to the stack of papers in her arms, "Are you still going to meet Karen upstairs?"
"Oh, shit, I almost forgot." You shook your head.
And the day began.
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The morning light barely filtered through the blackout curtains of Natasha’s bedroom as she groaned at the sound of voices coming from somewhere in the hallway. It’s 9:00 AM, far too early for her usual standards, but last night’s recording session had dragged well into the early hours. Her body felt like it was weighed down by bricks as she blindly groped for her phone on the nightstand.
The screen lights up:
y/n: Good morning, rockstar. Don’t forget Mitch at 10:30.
Natasha smirked, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. She typed back quickly:
I remember. Barely. Coffee first. I love you.
Rolling out of bed, she grabbed a hoodie from the floor and pulled it over her tank top before shuffling out into the hallway, her hair a mess of waves from sleep.
Her mind was still foggy when she nearly collided with someone—a brunette woman wearing her robe.
“Whoa there, sleepyhead,” the woman drawled, holding her coffee mug steady as she stepped back.
Natasha blinked at her, momentarily disoriented. She recognized the woman immediately: Agatha Harkness, a veteran actress known for her sharp wit and even sharper tongue. When another voice entered the scene, Natasha didn't even have time to process why Agatha was in her apartment.
“Nat, I’m so sorry,” Wanda appears in the guest room doorway, looking frazzled but still managing to radiate calm. “Agatha stayed the night. I should’ve told you.”
"When did you even have time for her to stay the night? We got home at like four am," Natasha frowned.
"Can't say no to a late-night booty call," Agatha grinned. She glanced down at Natasha's Spiderman underwear and chuckled.
"Hey, why don't you go and wait for me in the bedroom," Wanda suggested. They shared a kiss that made Natasha pretend to gag. Not because Agatha wasn't hot. Because she was, and it was annoying.
"See you, rockstar," Agatha quipped before stepping back into the bedroom.
"Do we need to think about getting our own places?" Natasha questioned as she walked towards the kitchen.
"No, of course not, I love living with you," Wanda said.
Natasha nodded. "Good. Because I wouldn't want to live anywhere else." Natasha glanced at the clock again and began to pour herself a bowl of fruit loops. "I have a meeting at ten with Mitch. Wanna come?"
Wanda's face scrunched up. "Hmm, that's so early."
"You don't have to come." Natasha shrugged.
"Yeah, but I'm gonna anyway," Wanda insisted, leaning against the counter.
"So, you and Agatha?" Natasha began. "When did this start?"
"It's casual," Wanda waved off.
"Uh huh," Natasha hummed, finishing the rest of her breakfast.
Wanda smirked. "Don't get all judgy, it's fun. Nothing serious, I swear. It's not like I'm seeing her exclusively or anything."
"You can have fun and have a relationship, y'know?"
"Oh, and settle down like you?" Wanda laughed.
"No," Natasha frowned, grabbing her dishes and putting them into the dishwasher. "That's not what I meant. Also, I'd hardly say I'm settled down."
Wanda scoffed, her face twisted in amusement. "Are you kidding me? You've been seeing this woman for almost five months. And you haven't brought anyone else home since. Not to mention how much you've been talking about her lately. It's almost sickening."
"Shut up, I have not," Natasha grumbled, moving to her room to get dressed.
Wanda followed behind her, plopping onto her bed. "You have. You're practically a Stepford wife."
Natasha rolled her eyes. "Okay, sure, but it's not like that's a bad thing. I'm happy, and she makes me happy."
Wanda watched her closely, a knowing look in her eyes. "I think you're more than happy, Nat."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Natasha asked, pausing midway through, grabbing a new robe. Wanda owed her one.
"I think you're falling in love," Wanda teased, grinning up at her.
"That's ridiculous." Natasha deadpanned, continuing to rummage through her closet.
"It's not. I've never seen you so hung up on someone before." Wanda pointed out. "Well, since Carol."
"Hmm," Natasha acknowledged. There was something in her expression that made Wanda wonder if she had a little secret.
"What is it? Come on, tell me," Wanda demanded, sitting up and leaning toward her.
"It's nothing," Natasha assured.
"Nope, I can tell. There's something different about you," Wanda pressed.
"It's stupid, honestly."
"Spit it out, Romanoff."
"I told y/n I love her," Natasha said. "And she said she loved me back."
"WHAT? You said it first? Oh, Nat, that's so cute. You're in love. It's happening," Wanda gasped.
"It's not happening; it's not a thing. We just said it."
"So you love her, but it's not a thing?"
"No, that's not what I'm saying," Natasha defended. She walked in and out of her closet as she tried to find something appropriate to wear to the meeting with Mitch. "I don't want it to be this big whirlwind relationship. I want to continue getting to know each other."
"I'd say you two know each other pretty well from these texts she's sent you," Wanda's eyes widened as she scrolled through Natasha’s phone. "You guys sext each other?"
"Wanda, give me my phone," Natasha snatched it from her. "That's a complete lack of privacy."
"Hey, I didn't see anything bad," Wanda chuckled. "What's that thing with your tongue she's raving about? Can you teach me? I think Agatha would really love it."
Natasha's cheeks burned as she shook her head. "This is why we don't share. Now please, can you leave me alone? I have to get dressed and meet with Mitch. I don't have time for your nonsense."
"Fine," Wanda huffed, standing from the bed. "But just so you know, I'm super happy for you."
"Thanks," Natasha mumbled.
As Wanda headed for the door, she looked over her shoulder and smirked. "I hope I'm the maid of honor at your wedding."
Natasha groaned, tossing her dirty laundry in the hamper.
"Don't even joke about that. That's a whole can of worms I'm not ready to open."
"Fine," Wanda laughed.
**************
Natasha slipped into the studio’s meeting room, with Wanda trailing behind her, clutching coffee cups like lifelines. Mitch was already there, papers and a tablet spread out in front of her, her usual no-nonsense expression in place.
“Morning, Romanoff, Maximoff,” Mitch greeted, gesturing to the seats across from her. “Glad you two could finally join us.”
“It’s barely 10:30,” Natasha muttered, sinking into her chair. “Some of us had a late night.”
“And some of us have a band to manage,” Mitch shot back, her tone sharp but playful. “Speaking of which, we’ve got a lot to cover today, so let’s get to it.”
Natasha waved a hand as if to give her the floor.
“At a minimum, I’m your booking agent—venues, show dates, contracts, all that boring stuff. But we’re aiming for more here,” Mitch began, swiping on her tablet. “The plans for this next tour are ambitious. Bigger venues, bigger cities, and—if we play this right—bigger press coverage.”
“That sounds… overwhelming,” Wanda admitted, her brows furrowing.
“It is,” Mitch agreed, not missing a beat. “But it’s also what’s going to put you on the map. The album is shaping up nicely. Ten tracks total. Seven are already written and recorded, but we need to nail down those final three.”
Natasha leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms. “What’s the timeline?”
“Studio time’s booked for the next month. Your duet with Y/N is one of the final tracks, and we’ll position it as a crossover single. Something to expand your audience a little. Y/N’s name alone will give it traction,” Mitch explained. "With your relationship being the hottest new thing out, I think it's time we crank it up a notch."
"I'm not using my relationship as PR," Natasha denied.
"Your girlfriend's a publicist and didn't play that angle out for you?" Mitch raised a brow.
"She mentioned it once or twice, but she's also very much against it," Natasha answered.
Mitch sighed. "That's a shame. I'm sure the press would love it. They're practically salivating over the two of you. And the song you wrote is beautiful."
Natasha nodded. "It's personal. It's about the moment I knew I loved her."
"So, you don't have a problem writing a song and singing about it publicly?"
"No, I don't," Natasha shrugged. "We're together. And people know that."
"Well, that's a good sign," Mitch smirked, sipping her drink. "This band. Your band. You guys blew up overnight. Everyone has been talking about Velvet Rebellion for the past year. Good or bad. Why not shift to something better?"
"That's not the only reason why we're in this. We're trying to do something great with our music." Natasha defended.
"I know," Mitch replied. "I know the kind of talent you have. I've been around for a long time. And trust me, the best thing you can do is play this up."
"Play what up?" Wanda questioned.
"Your image. Your brand. All of it. We could spin this into the most romantic tour the world has ever seen. It'd be the story of the decade."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, now you think she should come on tour with us? Am I hearing this correctly?"
"I'm not saying that she should. I'm just saying it's a possibility. You're the biggest thing since Taylor Swift and her boy band," Mitch pointed out. "The world is eating this up. And you know what sells the best? Love. Romance. Sex."
Natasha groaned. "Can we talk about this some other time?"
"Sure," Mitch shrugged. "I'm just letting you know all of our angles."
"Thanks," Natasha deadpanned.
"Now, let's move on to the next subject. You guys are scheduled to do an interview with Rolling Stone magazine," Mitch informed. "They're doing a piece on your success. A full-page spread. They want a photo shoot."
"Ooh, that sounds fun," Wanda grinned.
"Great."
Natasha leaned back in her chair, running a hand through her hair as Mitch continued rattling off details about the Rolling Stone feature. A full-page spread, photoshoot, interviews—everything they’d ever wanted as a band. It was the kind of coverage that could cement their place in music history, a step toward being known not just as another band with catchy songs but as real artists with something to say.
Still, her mind lingered on Mitch’s earlier comment. The suggestion that you could come on tour with them as some kind of PR angle made Natasha’s stomach twist.
Sure, her relationship with you was public enough, but only on your terms. It was the casual paparazzi shots, the glimpses of you at coffee shops or strolling hand in hand after a late-night studio session. Nothing orchestrated. Nothing overly intrusive. And Natasha intended to keep it that way.
Her fingers tapped against the table as she considered Mitch’s words. You weren't just her girlfriend; you were her collaborator, her muse, her safe space. Bringing you on tour might make the fans swoon and the tabloids buzz, but was it worth the risk?
She didn’t want her relationship with you to become just another headline, something for the world to pick apart and toss aside.
But at the same time, she wondered if it was possible to strike a balance. Their next album wasn’t just about love songs. It was about life—raw, messy, and real. Songs that spoke to the heart of what it meant to live and feel deeply. Would it be hypocritical to shy away from the love that inspired some of those tracks?
******
Studio time was one of Natasha's favorites. It was the electrifying moments the band got together and simply created. They'd let all of their ideas run amuck. Nothing was too crazy or bodacious when it came to their music-writing process. The studio was filled with a relaxed energy. It wasn’t the kind of sterile, pristine environment some people might imagine when they thought of a high-tech recording studio. Instead, it was alive, warm with conversation and the scent of takeout boxes scattered across the long wooden table in the corner.
Your dad hadn’t spared any expense on the place—state-of-the-art equipment lined the walls, from mixing consoles with glowing buttons to racks of sleek guitars and keyboards. The acoustics in the room were perfect. It was everything they needed to finish off the album.
A haze of cigarette smoke lingered in the air near the door where a couple of crew members leaned, chatting lazily. Shawn McCall, the producer the band swore by, sat behind the massive soundboard, a pair of headphones perched around his neck. He looked completely at ease, sipping his energy drink as he quickly adjusted to the levels, occasionally glancing toward you and Natasha.
Natasha stood near the center of the live room, a guitar slung over her shoulder. She strummed it absentmindedly, her sharp green eyes flickering toward you, who was sitting on a stool by the mic. The band was scattered around the control room—Wanda leaned against the back wall, twirling her hair, while Bucky and Steve hovered near Shawn, chatting over the latest changes to the track.
“Alright,” Natasha’s voice cut through the room, smooth and confident. “Let’s rerun it from the top. Y/N, just breathe through that first verse. Your voice will blend so well with Wanda's melodies. You’ve got this.”
You nodded, flashing her a quick thumbs up as you adjusted the mic.
The lights dimmed, and the music began to flow from the speakers. Natasha closed her eyes, leaning into the song as she picked up the first chords. In your ears, you and Wanda sang together, the melody intertwining, creating something new and breathtaking.
It was one of the most difficult tracks on the album, as it was so different from what the band was used to. Though you thought it fit quite well. It was a powerful statement for the album. You ran through the first verse several times. You allowed yourself to watch Natasha as she nodded along with your singing. Finally, you relaxed your shoulders.
"That was good," Natasha stepped closer to you. She didn't care that there were other people in the room.
"Really?" you smiled.
"Yeah," she said. "You sound beautiful."
"Thanks," you blushed. "It's really hard to focus on my vocals and your guitar. You're just so good at playing, y'know."
"I have a good teacher," Natasha winked.
"You're ridiculous," you laughed.
"Okay, ladies, how about we take five?" Shawn suggested. This caught both of you off guard, and you looked at him and nodded.
Just as you were about to ask Natasha about what you could get into in the five minutes you had, Isabella entered the studio with her nanny, Reagan, in tow.
As soon as Isabella entered the room, everything changed. The casual atmosphere that had permeated the studio just moments ago vanished. The haze of cigarette smoke seemed to evaporate into thin air, and suddenly, the counters were cleared of food boxes and discarded cups. People stood a little straighter, voices lowered, and the usual easy curse-filled banter was replaced with murmurs.
Reagan walked in behind her, offering a polite nod to the group as she stayed near the door, watching the little girl. Looking every bit like a miniature version of you, Isabella skipped forward into the room with a beaming smile, her hair bouncing around her shoulders. She went straight to you, arms open wide for a hug.
"Mom!" Isabella exclaimed, wrapping her arms around your waist. "Thanks for letting me come. This is so cool.
"Hey, sweet girl," You said, your voice softening immediately. You kissed Isabella on the cheek.
"You've never been in a studio? Do you mind if I show you around?" Natasha suggested.
Isabella glanced up at her, and her grin widened.
"Yes! Can we do that now, please?" She tugged on your hand.
"Go ahead," you chuckled.
Natasha smiled. "We'll be back soon."
"Take your time," You assured.
Reagan and the rest of the studio staff watched as Natasha guided the little girl across the room, explaining each piece of equipment in detail. You followed them out into the control room, where you took out your phone and recorded them. You kept Isabella's face concealed as she listened to Natasha explain what things did. She asked questions about the soundboard and the different switches and dials, her eyes excitedly bright. You added the post to your Instagram story.
"Are you guys almost done recording?" Isabella questioned.
"Not quite. We have a few more songs to record. But then the album will be ready for us to put out," Natasha answered.
"Do you write all the songs by yourself?"
"No, some of them are written with partners like Wanda." Natasha gestured behind her.
"Hey, Bucky, can you show me how to play something on your guitar?" Isabella requested. The usually quiet guitarist nodded.
"Sure, kiddo," Bucky replied, standing from his seat.
"You sure that's a good idea?" Wanda quipped.
"She's not going to break anything," Bucky insisted. "Here, you see where my fingers are. This is the A chord."
Another Instagrammable moment for you. Isabella listened aptly as Bucky showed her how to strum a few chords. When they finished, you could practically hear the gears in Isabella's head turning.
"This is gonna be our last song before we're done for the night," Natasha noted, mainly to the rest of the room. "We should probably get back in there. Are you going to stick around and watch?"
"Can I?" Isabella asked.
"Sure," You agreed. "You can go hang out with Wanda; she can tell you what we're doing."
"Sounds good," Natasha smirked. "Alright, let's wrap this up. It's getting late."
The studio session moved more quickly than usual. No one wanted to work late hours with a child in the studio. Not that seven p.m. was late in any of your books. You left the studio session feeling exhilarated. It had been too long since you recorded music or played with anything. Regan had gone home shortly after dropping Isabella off. So it was just the three of you walking to your car. Isabella insisted on holding Natasha's hand as you walked out.
You'd check your Instagram, not realizing how much traction you'd get, but sure enough, both stories you'd posted had gotten well over fifty thousand views in just two hours.
You'd also received an influx of comments from Natasha and Velvet Rebellion fans.
@stardust_in_her_eyes: I want Natasha to be my mom. Honestly, this is what we all need—pure love and talent in one package! #familygoals
@therealjuliaa: Is it just me, or do they look like the perfect stepmother-daughter duo?? This is giving me all the feels 🙌
and more of…
@lilrocker_babe: This is EVERYTHING! Bucky teaching Isabella the guitar, and you can see how much she’s absorbing! 🤘🎸
@onfire88: Bucky's a total softie, LOL. But seriously, that A chord is iconic now 😆
@softlyguitar: Can we get a full version of this?? Are Bucky and Isabella performing a duet someday? YES PLEASE!!
@paulcasual: Not sure who’s cuter here: Bucky or Isabella. But for real, this is such a wholesome moment! 👏
You didn't feel as nervous as you once did about posting. Sure, you'd continue valuing that privacy, but letting people in with small glimpses wasn't bad. As you drove home, Natasha leaned back in her seat, her fingers tapping lightly on the steering wheel. The adrenaline of the studio session still buzzed in her veins, her mind replaying the sounds of the music and the moments with you. She could almost feel the spark of something bigger than just an album—this was her life, her music, and it felt like everything was coming together.
Isabella had fallen asleep in the backseat, her soft breathing the only sound in the car, leaving you and Natasha to share a quiet moment.
Natasha’s phone buzzed on the cup holder, the screen lighting up with a new notification. She glanced down, her thumb hovering over the message. You could see the brief moment of hesitation before she unlocked her phone.
"Everything okay?" you asked, noticing her change in demeanor.
"Yeah," Natasha replied quickly, but her eyes narrowed slightly as she read the message. You were at a stoplight way longer than necessary. "It's... just from Steve."
You didn’t press her, but you could sense something shifting in the air.
“I just—” Natasha stopped, her grip tightening on the steering wheel. The words didn’t come out quickly. She cleared her throat, glancing over at you. “Carol’s in the hospital.”
Your stomach dropped, the warmth of the car and the night air suddenly feeling distant. “What happened?”
“She… relapsed,” Natasha said quietly, the weight of the words settling over her. Her usual confidence seemed to crack for a moment. “I don’t even know what to say. Steve’s saying she’s in stable condition, but... I don’t know.”
You could tell immediately that the mood had shifted.
"Go to her," You said.
"What? Are you sure?" Natasha bit her lip nervously.
"I'm positive," You nodded.
You could only hope this was the right choice to make.
(we're getting a backstory, we're getting love story, we're getting tragedy, we're getting rockstars trashing hotel rooms, Tony getting arrested again, and broken hearts all coming up soon)
---> next part
#natasha romanoff#black reader#natasha x reader#black widow x reader#black widow x female reader#natasha romanov#natasha x you
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i am currently hard at work on the maknae line ver. of your first time having sex with ateez imagines, BUT i thought i could put this little diddy out to hold y’all over :) this one is more gender neutral too so it’s more inclusive!
TW: switch!HJ, switch!SH, dom!YH, sub!YS, dom!S, dom!MG, sub!WY, switch!JH, sexual intercourse (protection is up in the air,) giving and receiving oral sex, marking up, hair pulling, aftercare, semi-public sex, exhibitionism, missionary, doggy style, mating press, reverse cowgirl, spanking/ impact play, edging/ orgasm denial, choking, manhandling, pet names, sex toys, bondage, praise, degradation, overstimulation, sensory deprivation, jealous sex, thigh riding, size kink, daddy/sir kink, morning sex, wall sex, shower sex, fingering, roleplay, pegging, neck kissing and biting, breast/nipple play, begging, brat taming, rough sex, forced eye contact, phone sex/sexting, leather, food play, breeding kink, body worship, masturbation play, biting, grinding/dry humping, groping, undressing, whimpering/ moaning, kissing, mentions of BDSM, cursing
(god this is a lot, never say i don’t keep you guys FED 😤💞)
Hongjoong:
The switchiest switch that ever switched
He can be the biggest dom, especially when he’s jealous
Like have you seen how possessive he gets over his fans? Imagine how he is about you
All he has to do is see someone looking at you with desire and he sees red
All that’s going through his head is: “mine. mine. mine.”
Fucks you so hard you can’t walk and then goes: “Do you think anyone else could fuck you like that? No, I’m the only one. They can look at you all they want.”
Ooooo and if you’re a brat? He lives for taming you.
He’ll literally just give you a glare and go: “Just wait until we get home. You’re going straight to my room, understand?”
And you’ll be hard/wet in seconds, wishing you never teased him in the first place (except not really because you love it when he punishes you hehe)
LOVES marking you up with hickeys, they’re his favorite way of letting the world know you’re his
Will even try to convince you to wear a low cut top or a v-neck just to show them off
He’ll go crazy anytime you wear something red
Shirts, dresses, underwear, makeup, ANYTHING. if it’s red, he wants to take it off of you ❤️
HOWEVER, he also enjoys being a sub sometimes :) Mostly when he’s exhausted or stressed from work
He likes the freedom of being able to lie back and let you take care of him
And boy, do you 💀
He loooooves watching you ride him, about as much if not more than he loves topping you
Regardless of who’s on top, he loves seeing your face while having sex. Missionary is his favorite for that exact reason
Intimacy is a really big thing for him. I don’t see him as the type to just wildly fuck someone and walk away
The KING of aftercare. He always asks if you’re okay, holds you in his arms, plays with your hair, offers to get you food or water… he’s so soft for you 🥰
He loves to call you “my muse” and “baby” during sex
“Look at you, taking my cock so well… you’re a work of fucking art. It’s no wonder you’re my muse.”
“Oh baby, don’t stop… please don’t stop…”
He doesn’t really have a preference for what you call him… but he loses it whenever you call him “captain”
Especially if you’re the bottom, like if he tells you to do something and you reply, “As you wish, captain.” Holy shit, he’ll probably bust immediately
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Studio sex.
I KNOW it’s overused for him. But I don’t care. It’s not overrated if it’s genuinely good and true 😤
He works so much! It’s the perfect way to multitask 😌
Imagine bouncing up and down on his cock in his chair while he attempts to work on something, making him moan and cry out until he finally abandons his computer and destroys you from underneath…
He doesn’t have a lot of crazy kinks, but he does get some pleasure out of spanking you when you’ve been bratty
Calls you a “bad girl/boy” and makes you count as he slaps your ass over and over until it’s bright red (which only gets him going more ❤️)
He might enjoy some light bondage too, but that’s pretty much it :3
Also, you guys would definitely fuck to music sometimes (slow it down make it bouncy 😜)
Seonghwa:
He’s a switch, but he prefers being a dom
He loves pinning you down
And making you into a mess just with his fingers
Regardless of the role he’s playing, he’ll only cum after you do (Unless he’s had to go weeks without you)
Literally a master at oral… have you seen that tongue? It’s m a g i c a l
Kind of into edging? Like he’ll get you close with his fingers, then stop. Then he’ll get you close with his mouth, but stop again. Finally, he’ll let you cum in his cock
A big fan of neck kisses and biting
He also loves to play with your breasts… groping them, pinching your nipples between his fingers, jiggling them, licking them… it doesn’t matter how big or small they are, he loves them
He’s also into body worship, he’ll kiss every single inch of your body and tell you how beautiful you are
Lowkey has a thing for being called “oppa” or “hyung” during sex but SSHHH DONT TELL ANYONE 🤫
But he also likes to be called sir when he’s domming you 👀
“Does that feel good?” “Yes…” “Yes what?” “Yes sir.” “Very good. That’s a good girl/boy.”
THIGH RIDING
Nothing gets him going more than you humping his leg like a needy animal in heat 🔥
He’ll even tease you by pushing his leg up further against your core to give you more friction
But of course, he won’t let you cum like that. Only on his cock.
Suuuuuper into praise, both giving and receiving. He likes to hear how good he’s making you feel and vice versa
He’ll constantly tell you how pretty you look taking his cock :)
Makes the prettiest little noises when he cums 😭
His eyes never fail to roll back into his head when he finishes (the halazia eye roll OMG 🥵)
You kind of have a voice kink when it comes to him… and who could blame you, he has a sexy ass voice
He could be reading a grocery list and it would turn you on 💀
It pairs well with his masterful dirty talk… seriously, you think he could get you off just by talking to you if he wasn’t so adamant on making you cum on his cock all the time
He likes to kiss you the entire time you’re having sex
Which is fine by you, he’s a great kisser 💋
Is more into romantic sex than the rough kind
But he’ll fuck the shit out of you if he’s needy enough ;)
Likes to call you “darling” 🥰
“My darling, you’re breathtaking when you’re all fucked out… I could look at you like this forever.”
He might ask you to tie him up if he’s feeling extra subby 👀
You can tell he’s needy for you by the way his hands constantly roam over your body… squeezing your thighs, groping your ass, caressing your hips, jiggling your breasts… he’s so touchy when he’s horny
He gets sooooo whiny when he’s subbing. He practically begs you for his release, furrowing his brow and throwing his head back in desperation
“Please darling, please, I need to cum… I need you…”
Yunho:
dom dom dom dom dom.
I seriously don’t see him being a sub unless he’s really desperate
However, I do think he is a soft dom :)
He doesn’t want to throw you around or punish you. He just wants to be in control
Prefers obedient subs over brats, but he can handle a little attitude every now and then to keep things interesting 🔥
SIZE KINK
(another overused trope but it’s not overrated if it’s what??? GOOD AND TRUE.)
He looooves overpowering you with his size and strength, pinning both your wrists down with one of his large hands
Aaaaaand, a daddy kink for sure (the two kind of go together)
When you get whimpery and overstimulated, he just pouts affectionately and goes: “Awh princess, is daddy too big for you? I know you can take it.”
Big dick energy. I just know this man is PACKING
Oh yeah, speaking of which, he loves to call you princess. He could also call you prince depending on your preference :)
With these dynamics, it’s only a short segway into a sugar daddy/ sugar baby roleplay, just sayin 😗
He’ll come home with a super expensive gift for you, and obv you’ll be all excited and ask him what it’s for and he’ll be like: “Daddy’s gotta take care of his baby. Now, how do you plan on thanking me?”
Has the best hands in the world, so obviously he’s great at fingering 👀
Imagine his cold rings pressing against your entrance as he has you bent over one knee…
THIGH RIDING pt. 2
Seriously, have you seen this man’s thighs??? There’s no way he wouldn’t like his partner getting off on them!
Not super into giving you hickeys because he feels like he’s hurting you 🥺
However he DOES like it when you leave scratches down his back 😏
Likes fucking you in front of a mirror so he can watch you take him like a good girl/boy
Sex with him usually starts out slow and sweet but as time goes on he gets more and more rough
You guys had to move your bed forward a few inches because your headboard kept slamming into the wall 💀
He’s also into blindfolds… he loves making you so sensitive to his touch through the sensory deprivation
Also… he’s a gamer boy, so he’d love it if you’d go under the desk and “assist him” while he’s playing 👀
Yeosang:
He’s definitely not the biggest sub in the group (*cough* wooyoung *cough*) but he’s up there for sure
He’s just so delicate, I can’t really picture him as a dom
He’s not a brat at all, he likes to be obedient for you :)
He’d probably enjoy calling you “sir” or “ma’am” more than daddy or mommy
Likes to be praised, so be sure to tell him what a good boy he is and how well he’s doing ❤️
He’s 100% a whimperer 👀
His noises are ADDICTIVE, you just want to keep causing him to make them
Can’t form coherent sentences either
“Sir/Ma’am, I… I can’t, it’s too… I just, Ah!”
I don’t think he’d be into too many kinks, he’s more on the vanilla side
That’s not to say that sex with him is boring, because it most definitely is not 💀 He’s just not going to be into bondage or bdsm
However… he can get behind some roleplay 😏
Likes to play the role of your personal erotic dancer, stripping and grinding on you while you sit in a chair
Enjoys having his hair pulled
He might have a super deep voice, but when he’s close to cumming, it gets higher pitched. You think it’s absolutely adorable and live for the sound.
When you get to a point in your relationship where he feels he can trust you, he lets you take a recording of his voice while you get him off since you love it so much :)
He also likes to be called “pretty boy” ❤️
As you’re ruining him, you’ll lean back and brush some of his hair away from his face and go: “Look at my pretty boy, so fucked out and feeling so good…”
A big fan of oral! He loves watching you go down on him just to work him up before sex, but even more so he loves getting down on his knees and pleasuring you with his tongue
When he’s feeling good, her starts chuckling sexily in that deep ass voice of his. The sound is absolutely melodic, and you can’t get enough of it
Likes to be treated like a prince afterward 👑 He’ll be absolutely smitten if you give him tons of kisses and cuddles, play with his hair, and clean him up 🥰
San:
San can either be the most romantic love maker in the world or the roughest fuck ever
He’s a dom, and he likes brats. Have you seen him with Wooyoung? He’s a tamer for sure.
However, he’s still San. He doesn’t have it in him to be mean to anyone. He still wants to shower you in praise and make you feel good.
It just takes a little breaking sometimes 😗
He’s a big edger. When you’ve been especially bad, he’ll deny your orgasm at least three times before he lets you cum
Speaking of which, his stamina is INSANE. He can go multiple rounds without getting tired
“You want to cum? Well, you’re going to have to be a good girl/boy first. Only good girls/boys get to cum.”
Tease him in public. He won’t admit it, but he loves how bold you are riling him up around all your friends.
Run your hand along his thigh under the table, press your ass against his hips when you walk past him, bend over in front of him… he’ll immediately be thinking of all the ways he could fuck the audacity straight out of you 😈
He goes crazy hard sometimes. You’ve been worried that either you or the bed will break in half with how hard he fucks you sometimes 💀
A big fan of morning sex. It’s usually soft and slow, and he can make love to you delicately, the way he wants to
Also loves shower sex. He loves pressing you up against the glass and taking you from behind, then cleaning you up like a good boyfriend ❤️
CHOKING. This man loves to wrap one of his big hands around your throat when he wants to get your attention or remind you who’s in charge
Forced eye contact. He needs you to look at him the entire time he’s pleasuring you. If you try to squint your eyes shut, he stops and grabs your jaw forcefully.
“Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you. I told you, don’t take your eyes off of me.”
Wants to look straight into your eyes when you cum 🥰
He loves marking you up, which isn’t such a hard thing to do with as hard as he fucks 💀 He also lets you give him hickeys and scratch his back up when you’ve been good :)
Because he can go so hard sometimes, he’s another king of aftercare. All the dom in him melts away and he goes back to your sweet, loving San.
“Are you alright, beautiful/ handsome? Did I go too hard? Are you hurt? Let me get you some food and water, okay? Just relax, I’ve got you.”
I love him so much I wanna cry.
That reminds me, he loves to call you “beautiful” or “handsome,” depending on your preference!
He doesn’t really like pet names, he prefers you just call him by his name
When you’re having slow, romantic sex, he loves it when you call him “Sannie” 🥺
Mingi:
This man is a FREAK and a mf’in HALF 😤
There’s soooo many things he’s into, I don’t even know where to start…
First off, he’s a dom. He switches between hard and soft depending on his mood and the situation
Most of the time he lets you pick :)
He’s down for whatever! He can spend all night punishing you with a riding crop or belt while you furiously fuck yourself on his cock, or indulge in some slow, romantic love making
He does let you go on top sometimes, but he’s still the power bottom
Bondage. He loves handcuffing you the bed and tying your legs together while he teases you with a sex toy ⛓️
Oh god does he love making you beg for it 😭
To him, there’s no better sound than you groveling beneath him, practically in tears asking him to please fuck you
Certified munch ™️
Seriously though, he looooves giving oral. I also see him being into multiple orgasms, to him, eating you out or sucking you off is the perfect first orgasm ❤️
BUT he also loves receiving just as much… when he’s in hard dom mode, he’ll make you suck him off before he’ll even think of touching you the way you want him to
You’ll be so overstimulated by the time he’s done with you. You’ll be a crying, whimpering mess, and he’s still pulling you onto up onto his lap going: “One more, sweetheart, you can do it.”
Speaking of which, his favorite name to call you is “sweetheart” 🥰
I can see him enjoying being called “sir” or “daddy” equally… probably sir when he’s a hard dom and daddy when he’s a soft dom :)
May or may not have a breeding kink 😗
Something about filling you to the brim with his cum with your legs on his shoulders so you can carry his seed just riles him up like no other
Loves creampies, consensually of course! (Wrap it before you tap it kids ☝🏻)
CHOKING pt. 2 (when he’s a hard dom)
THIGH RIDING pt. 3… he’s also got some thicc, juicy thighs, so he would obviously love letting you get off on them!
Wall fucking… he enjoys hoisting you up in the air, wrapping your legs against his waist, and fucking you right against the wall
Has a goal to fuck you in every single room of the house 💀
Bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, laundry room, living room, dining room…. you name it, he wants you there.
Phone sex and sending each other nudes and detailed descriptions of what you want to do to each other while he’s away 🔥
Also, don’t tell anyone, but he secretly has a thing for leather… whether it’s a jacket, boots, dress, pants, or even lingerie, it gets him GOING 🖤
Exhibitionism… he loves seeing how far he can go without getting caught, and the adrenaline is addictive (Don’t do this irl you can get in a lot of trouble lol)
In public bathrooms, hotels, dark closets, empty hallways… he knows exactly how to get you worked up enough to where you’ll agree
Food play… he loves covering you in whipped cream or hot fudge and licking it all off torturously slow
DOGGY STYLE. This is his favorite position. He loves making you arch your back as he pounds into you from behind, one hand in your hair and the other pressing down on your back 🥵
Big dick energy pt. 2. I fully believe that this man is thoroughly endowed 😗
Damn that was a lot, you’re welcome ;)
Wooyoung:
SUB SUB SUB SUB SUB!!!
Ya’ll already saw this coming who am I kidding
He’s literally outed himself as liking degradation 💀
He’s the world’s biggest brat too… he teases you all day long while you’re out in public, when he knows you can’t do anything until you get home
Loves to be manhandled. Shove him against the wall, yank his hair, grab him by the jaw and force him to look at you… he’ll just giggle euphorically and look up at you with a satisfied smirk
He may be a sub, but he still enjoys riding you. You’ll still have all the control, he’ll just be riding you like a cowboy 🤠
Masturbation play… he’ll literally leave the door open and moan so loud, just so you’ll walk in on him jerking off and punish him :)
Also likes it when you make him get himself off while you just sit there and watch
He’ll whine and complain that he needs you to touch him, but you know part of him loves being watched by your hungry, possessive eyes 💋
BITING… going both ways. He likes biting your shoulder when he’s close to cumming, and he likes when you bite him anywhere
Pegging. Please peg him. He needs it soooo bad.
But seriously, if you don’t have male anatomy, he will gladly buy you a strap-on HIMSELF and let you fuck him with it 😈
As I said earlier, he loves degradation. Tell him what a little slut he is and how naughty he’s been for you
Unlike Yeosang, he DOES enjoy calling you “mommy” or “daddy.” He might even let a “mistress” or “master” slip if the bdsm is cranked up 
Speaking of which, he likes to be tied up. Like, a lot. Whether it’s ropes or handcuffs, he loves it.
As soon as you have him right where you want him, he starts apologizing and telling you how he promises he’ll be a good boy…
Tease him just enough… don’t let him have it so easily
Loves it when you wear long necklaces or chains, so they can dangle down in his face :)
Oh and uh, he’s another whimperer 😳
Seriously, he’s SO loud. You get so worried that one of your neighbors will hear and complain 💀
You might have to get him a gag if he doesn’t quiet down soon… 👀
Jongho:
Like the captain, Jongho is another big switch. He couldn’t possibly pick which role he likes better.
On one hand, he adores towering over you and intimidating you, making you beg for him to fuck you…
He’s used to getting overlooked, so he takes this as a chance to showcase his true power
But on the other hand, he really enjoys letting you take the reigns and use him as your own personal fuck toy 😈
Jongho’s favorite nickname is “angel,” don’t try to tell me otherwise 😤
“You like that angel? Do you want more?”
He can be really possessive as well 👀
Does not like it when other people try to flirt with you and take you away from him… it makes his blood boil
If it’s from someone he hates, he’ll go full dom and fuck you so hard you can’t even remember who was flirting with you
But if it’s someone he actually respects and admires, he needs you to dom him and show him how he’s the only man for you ❤️
He’s super hot when he’s angry btw :) You can’t help yourself once you see him grit his teeth or clench his fists in jealousy
We got another loud one in here!
He swears he doesn’t mean to, but come on, he’s the main vocal! Once he starts feeling himself about to cum, he can’t help the moans and whimpers that spill from his lips
His favorite position is probably the mating press. He loves throwing your legs up over his shoulders and pressing your knees to your chest, pounding into you from up top
Although he also enjoys himself a good reverse cowgirl ;)
How could he not, you get to get off how you like, and he gets a phenomenal view of your backside
Speaking of which…. Choi Jongho is an ass man.
He loves groping it, slapping it, jiggling it, anything
Literally the way to get him worked up ten times out of ten is just to wear something tight that showcases your booty 🍑
I don’t see him being super kinky, but he does enjoy using toys on you
Imagine him running a vibrator over your clit or fucking you with a dildo while dirty talking you 🥵
When he’s feeling subby, he loves being called a “good boy” 💞 He also likes having his hair pulled!
You get to see the whiny side of him that no one else gets to see :)
���Please, angel… I want to cum for you so bad, will you let me, angel? Please?”
And who could possibly resist him when he’s asking so nicely 🥰
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You lean up against the door frame and watch. Mattsun hasn’t moved in a minute or so, his head buried into his phone as he scrolls endlessly. Every now and again he pauses, eye brows quirked, and then laughs to himself with a shake of the head. He’s still wearing his work clothes, but the suit jacket has been discarded and the tie has been loosened comically low. A green smear of wasabi is permanently ground into the elbow of one side of his otherwise pristine white button down, a remnant of late nights drinking after work.
“What’re you doing?”
Mattsun doesn’t even look up.
“Watching tiktok and putting the dishes away.” He jerks a thumb to the empty sink where dishes used to be. “I’m a multitasking.”
“I can see that,” you laugh, “Do you wanna have sex right now?”
Mattsun raises an eyebrow. Then, what you said seems to really hit him; the man looks up, puzzled, but interested. He practically throws his phone to the side, letting it slide across the countertop.
“Uh, not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but what brought this on?” he grins, coming over to you with open arms. “Did me doing the dishes turn you on that much?”
“I’m about to take a shower and I really don’t want to get sweaty afterwards,” you explain, gesturing to your gym clothing, “But I can see myself possibly wanting cock later tonight, so I figured- hey, why not just do it now?”
Your arms snake around his waist and you tilt your head just enough to welcome a peck on the lips. Mattsun snorts, but happily obliges, giving you the sweet contact you desire. “And yeah, the dishes thing is a little sexy.”
“Aw, but I like you right out of the shower.” Mattsun presses his lips against your cheek, then down the curve of your neck,his love quickly turning lewd. The sharp nip of teeth surprises you, driving you further into his arms. “You smell so good and you’re so soft-”
“But then I’ll get sweaty again and need another shower in the morning.” You press both hands against his chest, unsuccessfully trying to keep your distance. Your husband’s curls tickle against your neck as he silently chuckles to himself, worming his knee in between your thighs. With height alone he can manhandle you, reaching and grabbing wherever he wants. “I thought you liked me dirty.”
“You have a point-- I do like the nasty, sweaty thing.” At that, the velvet heat of his tongue flicks out and drags across your collarbone. You squeal and wiggle, equal parts ticklish and turned on. “When you’re all salty and-”
“Issei!”
You both dissolve into real laughter. His hands keep exploring, kneading and pulling your ass, exploring the plane of your back, and sneaking around to roll your tits in his hands.
Suddenly Mattsun stops, frozen mid-squeeze.
“Oh, man,” he says, eyes wide, as he realizes what this means. “If we do it now, I can do laundry afterward so we can get real messy and still sleep on clean sheets.”
He grins down at you. “No sleeping on the wet spot! Planning sex fucking rules.”
“Stop, I’m already horny,” you say, half joking, “Keep talking about doing chores and I’ll cum.”
“And people say marriage ruins your sex life.” Mattsun lets you go and brings his hand down against your ass, hard enough you yelp at the sting and stumble forward. “Get in that bed and I’ll dirty talk about vacuuming or something, you fucking freak.”
“You seem hornier than I am, weirdo!” you scold, skittering off towards the bedroom. Much slower footsteps echo behind you.
“Hey, you started it.”
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Telling Them: “I Touch Myself When I Think About You” (NSFW-ISH)
Yall know that one song that go like “I gotchu on my mind, i touch myself just thinkin’ about you and what that—“ yeah….
Black Fem Reader in Mind
CW: All Established Relationships, Mentions of Smut, but not descriptive , characters are a bit ooc ig
Ft. Sanii, Zoro, Luffy, Ace
Sanji
Blushing. Hot. Mess.
First off He immediately imagined you doing it and almost cut his finger off because you wanted to tell him while he was prepping dinner.
Of course he is bleeding but not as much as you think considering you both have had sex plenty, but he still has his simpful moments.
Like now.
“What…what else do you do..”
We all know Sanji’s perverted ass would have a ball, of all the dirty details you tell him what you do to yourself when he isn’t available to you
“Shouldn’t you be co—“
“Tell me…please. I can multitask i swear!”
If you decide to tell him. Have fun once everybody is gone to bed because he is on you like white on rice
Zoro
Just as flustered as Sanji. Except he is panicking hoping nobody heard you.
“The hell is wrong with you are you on drugs or somethin’?!”
You love teasing the bastard so you just keep going.
“what? I am just saying…when you’re out training..and I need you..I just go in my room and use my fi—“
He actually just covers your mouth with his big thick as hand, but you don’t give a shit so you lick it
“DON’T LICK ME—“
“Don’t cover my mouth…however I did have to cover my own when I was moaning your na—“
“STOP!”
Luffy
Smiling mess, thinks its hilarious actually.
“I do too!”
You: 🧍🏾♀️
“…you what?”
“Yeah like that time you went to the shower. I was bored so I played with my dick.”
Whole time he similing like that^
“…and you thought of me?”
“Duh..I thought about that time I woke up to you sucking me off—“
You actually found it so cute so u kissed him:(
Luffy is so cute.
We love luffy.
Luffy can di no wrong so it’s ok.
Ace
He snickers.
like a child.
“Oh yeah? You like me that much?”
“I will kick your ass.”
“I’d rather you show me how exactly you play with yourself.”
He walks past you sitting down on the edge of the bed and gives it a pat.
“I assume you have fucked your fingers on my bed right?..needed my scent to help?”
“…excuse you.”
“By all means…show me.”
You showed him and well
He most definitely showed you that he does the same thing.
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Alarm set for 10:30, hit snooze twice, after the second time I feel puppy start to grope me. Rubbing and squeezing.
Roll over.
Alarm goes off again, puppy is awake, looking at me with those beautiful brown eyes. Tell her I need to start getting ready for work. “Please can I cum in you,” she practically whimpers.
I propose she could jack off and finish on me in the shower, yknow… multitasking.
“But I wanna have sex!” She’s pouting now.
Hmmm what to do… I need to leave in 30 minutes… got it! I reach for my phone and start setting a timer, “you have 10 minutes then I’m kicking you out of my pussy”.
10…
Her eyes get wider, she scrambles out of bed, nearly tripping multiple times in an attempt to find a sex towel (damn we need to clean our room). She can’t find one, runs to the hallway to get a new one.
9…
I consider what position I want to do as she spreads the towel out on the bed… I have to pee, no time.. who am I kidding even if there was it feels soooo much nicer when my bladder is full.
Prone it is, I lay down on my tummy, legs together, ass slightly lifted. I hear her moan looking at me, touching herself.
Suddenly fingers are inside me, coating me with lube. Then she slides in.
8…
She feels incredible. I briefly consider how long it would take for me to masturbate afterwards… god I want to cum, it’s been awhile…
7…
Her pacing increases and her thrusts get deeper, I’m moaning gripping the bed frame. I realize it’s making a slight creaking noise with each thrust, can the neighbors hear us? I kinda hope so…
6…
She playfully spanks me. I push back as her thrusts slow a little, but I can feel her swelling… I know she’s close. She shoves my face into the bed making it hard to breathe, hard to think…
5…
Suddenly her fingers close, gripping my hair and she yanks my head back so my chest is partially off the bed, supporting myself with my arms, I cry out. Tell her she’s such a good puppy.
She’s panting, “can I cum, Daddy”, her words make me desperate. It’s hard to speak but I start begging her to release in me.
She moans quietly, I can feel her swell, and her thrusts feel different suddenly. She’s sliding in and out with such ease, the cum acting as the best lube imaginable.
I cancel the timer and we joke about how she got done so fast, but fast is good when you’re chronically late for work. And going to work full of her puppies is better than anything.
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Random ask game asks
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
What's one thing that's stereotypical about you?
I have the remnants of a british accent + I drink tea.
Play any instruments?
Piano, badly
A music artist everyone criticizes that you like:
Last show you watched:
Last movie you watched
Senior Love Me?
Last song you listened to
The Arc - The Light
Last book you read
Old Fashion Cupcake manga
Your top five most listened to artists this month on Spotify
Stray Kids
BTOB
Young K & Day 6
Kang Daniel
TRENDZ
Ever drank alcohol?
Every Friday and it’s Be My Favorite’s Fault
Every smoked anything?
Fish, mostly
Do you prefer to eat-in or take-out?
Both
If you could time travel what decade would you go to first
Am I invisible or do I look the way I do now? If #1 then the past, if #2 then the future.
An actor everyone loves that you don't like for whatever reason
Speak any other languages?
4 none of them well, including my ostensible original
Have any tattoos? Want any tattoos?
no
Have any piercings? Want any piercings?
yes
Do you prefer the hot or cold weather?
cold
Cats or dogs? Or some other pet?
none but those owned by others tend to adopt me (the house has a cat and he think’s i’m his)
Trendy over comfortable or comfortable over trendy?
trendy and comfortable, why choose?
Say one thing bad about something you love
the singing is terrible and the acting is usually pretty crap too
Do you prefer to read digitally or from a physical book?
digital
Do you put milk in your hot tea?
yes
Do you know how to play any popular gambling games?
no
A character you relate to for whatever reason?
A quote (from anything) you really love
How many pairs of shoes do you have
maybe 10?
Do you have trouble saying any words because of your accent/speech problems?
no, i’m good at words and public speaking
Earbuds or headphones?
buds
Showers or baths?
Early bird or night owl?
insomniac
Candles or scented spray?
fresh flowers
How often do you change your clothes?
as often as is necessary
Chess or checkers?
all board games bore me
Something you can do that you think is cool?
Perfume or body spray?
body oil
What's something that genuinely scares you
other people’s unhinged obsession
LED lights, the room light, or sunlight?
diffuse natural light
What's something you do differently than everyone else?
peel and chop fruit
If you have hair how often do you style it in some way?
spiky if i bother at all
Nail polish, press on nails, or acrylic nails?
short and tidy but nothing else
Do you have any fidget toys? If so what's your favorite?
I learned to sit still or get whacked, and i’m fine with the outcome
Do you drive?
yes
Your go-to genre of music?
Are you a good multitasker?
no one is a good multitasker
Silence or background noise?
kpop
A famous movie/show that you've never seen
i don’t know i haven’t seen it
Any sport you would like to play?
i don’t like sweating with other people around...
actually, i don’t like sweating at all
Can you write in cursive?
yes & calligraphy
Is your handwriting neat or at least easy to read?
yes very
Colored pencils, markers, or crayons?
black
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
How many blankets do you sleep with?
3 (if the top sheet counts, ALWAYS top sheet)
Do you ever plan to get married one day?
fuck no
Do you ever plan to have kid(s) one day?
fuck no
Do you subscribe to any religion?
fuck no
Something in your room that you think is funny for whatever reason
the hotel room i am in right now has a teacup the size of my head painted with parrots and I have no idea why.
Would you rather be an actor, singer, comedian, or would you do something on YouTube/twitch/some other site
i would rather gouge out my own eyeball than be a celebrity of any kind
Are you scared of the dentist?
not at all, my dental hygiene is fucking amazing, they often get mad at me for wasting their time
(before you ask: good genetics + fucking flossing = the answer, just floss while watching your favorite bl, it’s not goodamn rocket science, take care of your teeth you slackwits)
Do you wear makeup?
sometimes
If you could be any character of the opposite sex, who would you be?
i already am
In the literal sense, are you an introvert or extrovert?
both
What's something in your room that makes no sense without context
aside from that dumb teacup, i don’t know, i’m not in my room, i’m rarely in my room
Favorite subject in school?
If you could visit any place in the world where would you go?
right now, i wanna get to taiwan before it isn’t anymore
A show/movie thats been on your watchlist forever but you for some reason keep putting off
Is the name you use online your real name? (Real name does not mean deadname)
never
Do you have a favorite sibling?
If you were to have a kid what names would you have in mind?
no fucking children, not mine, not anyone else’s, i am not interested, yours is NOT the cutest nor the smartest (trust me) and i don’t want to hear about them
Do you think things like anniversaries are a big deal?
no
Mobile games or PC/console games?
no games
Do you believe in things like ghosts?
no
Long sleeve + shorts or short sleeve + pants
depends on the weather and culture
Can you do any voice impressions?
no
What was the first fandom you were genuinely into
star trek
Do you prefer womens or mens products?
depends on the smell, price, and effectiveness
would you be fine having your partner completely provide for you?
never
Plain clothes or vibrant and eye catching clothes?
neither, i’m usually just stylish and quirky
Movie date or restaurant date?
food
Do you split the check or expect only one of you to be paying it?
split or I’ll pay if my friend isn’t holding
Favorite fast food place?
i’d rather not
How do you make your coffee?
in italy
Do you pay attention to the music or the lyrics more?
music
Are you more energetic or tame?
energetic
Are you witty?
only by accident
A show everyone criticizes that you like
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Whumper led Whumpee outside and to the back of the house.
"Um, sir a-am I i-in trouble?", Whumpee panicked.
"No no, you asked for a shower, and you do actually smell really bad. I'm going to hose you down before you go into my shower", Whumper stated as he pushed them toward the wall of the house, "stay right there."
Whumpee did as they were told. They watched Whumper pull out something from the shed and connect it to the house water hose.
"I'm just going to multitask, I had to pressure wash the house today anyways, I hope you don't mind", Whumper grinned, then started the water.
Whumpee screamed the moment it went across their body. They fell to the ground, it had to have cut something.
Whumper stopped spraying, "get up", he yelled.
"I-I'm bleeding", Whumpee cried, "please", their dirty white shirt was turning red.
Whumper grinned, "what did we learn from this experience?"
"I am not deserving to be treated like a human", Whumpee looked down and watched their shirt turning red. Their arms had also begun to bleed, "I'm not deserving to be clean."
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Which requests do you have right now? Also good luck with school :)
Hello dear anon😁, thank you, third year already of college just two more😅. But here are the request I have currently:
Romanian coven x thigh riding
Felix and Demetri x smut (I saw this an right away I was oh damn this one might take a while to get out because I'm still not used to writing smut)
Carlisle x mate who is blind but gets vision back when turned
Guards + Caius x vegetarian vampire
Headcannon of guards x reader who sings in the shower
Headcannon of guards x reader wearing pheromone perfume
Headcannon of guards x mate who is scared of them
Felix wearing ghost face (I want to work on this right away because I been daydreaming of this for to long, might add a little something something to it🤭)
Caius x reader who uses safe word
That is all, and heres how I work on request, I kind of start them and I'm like switching between them, so I guess I multitask them. If you see your request here and have been waiting for it, I apologize its taking me a while to get to them, just know I am working on them.
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okay really want to know about wicked games but also meet me where we left off so i'll let you pick!!!
xoxo @comphy-and-cozy
wicked games is a mat barzal ceo au that’s got a little bit of grumpy x sunshine and enemies to lovers, and meet me where we left off is a second chance romance with nico hischier 👀
edit: sorry I was in the shower and suck at multitasking but here's the snippet for 'meet me where we left off' @comphy-and-cozy
"You're back," you say lamely, words hanging in the air between you two, and it's...awkward.
It's so painfully awkward that it sort of hurts Nico a little, because you two may have been a lot of things back then, but you certainly were never awkward.
He nods, hand gripping the neck of his beer bottle a little tighter. "I am."
He watches you swallow, watches you try to fish for something to say to him. "When did you get back?"
"Two weeks ago," he admits. "I've been busy unpacking, trying to settle back in."
He can see the way your eyes crinkle a little at the edges, and you're doing that thing where you're trying so hard to not let your emotions show on your face so that people know you're hurt, or upset.
Two years and you're still just as bad at it as before.
The crinkle gives away how hurt you are by his statement for the briefest of seconds, and now Nico feels like a certifiable asshole.
"Oh," you finally say, voice soft. "Yeah, I get it."
Of course you get it. You're the most understanding person Nico's probably ever met. So understanding that when he got traded out of the blue two years ago, and broke up with you because he couldn't bear the thought of keeping you around while he moped and threw himself a pity party, you said "I get it" then, too.
What you probably wanted to say was "I get it, but you're breaking my heart," but no. Just those three words.
They'd haunted him ever since. You haunted him ever since.
And standing here, with you in front of him, he's suddenly haunted by a new thought.
What if?
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