#I am currently trying to teach myself to crochet with mixed results. that’s why there’s only two posts today

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok where he’s speaking like an old boxing announcer, “Ding, ding, ding, it looks like we got a new hobby in the house. What do you have to say, sir?”

Eddie flips the camera around to Steve, his ball of yarn, and awkwardly held crochet hook. He shoves his hand in Steve’s face like it’s a microphone and Steve leans in like it’s real when he says, “My doctors says this is good for reducing memory loss.”

“Have you lost any memories?”

“How would I know that?”

“Touché,” Eddie says. “Will you make me a hat.”

“I will make you a very long chain because I don’t know how to make a second row.”