#I also think it’d be cool to learn whittling and pottery so I can make my own cooking utensils | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sipsoftea · 2 months ago

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I had one, JUST ONE, conversation with my sister about how I’d rather just live my life alone/only have friends than be in a romantic relationship, and now I’m only getting ads for hinge about some stupid “love story that was almost never told 🥺 ” “downloadable our app to find yours🥺✨👉👈” bitch, please.

Like, I just wanna be the creepy old hag in the woods who lives in a super cozy hobbit hole, and makes yummy desserts all the time, with some light witchcraft on the side. Maybe also have a coven of other hags to have tea with on the weekends. Auntie Ethel style, ya know? It’d be so funny to write cryptic letters back and forth with my coven, just have our own secret stories, that are forever ongoing. That’s the life I want

(Also, I know it’s probably just a coincidence, but it’s still annoying)

#personal #that life just sounds so idyllic to me #tending my garden feeding the birds outside writing letters in my sunroom #tax evasion #that last one was a joke I swear #I wanna have a cozy basement/cellar in my hobbit hole where I can keep authentic alchemy equipment #I know literally nothing about alchemy but I think it’d still be cool #but like old fashioned alchemy stuff. like 15-1600s #if for no other reason than it’s pretty to look at #I want a cozy fireplace upstairs in the living room #and a big window so I can look out at the trees and stuff #I also think it’d be cool to learn whittling and pottery so I can make my own cooking utensils #so basically what I’m saying is I wanna hit the lottery lmao

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