#I also think he never replaced his girdle and ends up sucking his gut in all the time but I can’t be too sure on that 😭

[zappkisser-remade]

Babe. I gotta see Frankenstein and Mr. Hyde for you and your insufferable husband Zapp :3

AAA HE REALLY IS MY HUSBAND!!!! IT’S STILL JUST!!!!! I’m gonna need a bit please be patient with me 😭

Frankenstein - What's something that too many people misunderstand about your F/O?

He may be stupid.

….

Nah but seriously to continue on from that, he may be arrogant and incredibly opportunistic, but when he’s in love? He’s super dedicated- Sure, he’s had flings and everything, BUT HE FULL ON PROPOSED TO LEELA’S MOM AND WAS TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM MARRYING HER- His own stupidity ruined that though which I’m kinda thankful for /hj

Mr Hyde- Does your F/O have any dark secrets?

I could go two ways here- I could talk about his.. interests. In the bedroom, or I could talk about embarrassing things about him, so I’ll go with the latter!

Canonically? He wears a girdle, he has a hairpiece, he has Kif wax him, he can’t pronounce champagne or guacamole, I can keep going from there-