#I also suspect that maybe he had is soul owned by somene else and Alastor gave him an opportunity to rise up
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looniecartooni · 10 months ago
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How I think Zestial didn't get done in by Alastor
Alastor: Salutations, sinners! Tonight's broadcast will feature the screams of the overlord that thinks he can keep running away from me. Tune on in to hear the screams of Zestial Morde- Mwah Ha Ha Ha!!! Zestial: ... Alastor: Huh? Why... why aren't you screaming? Zestial: ... Alastor: Oh I see. Playing hard ball, are we? Well, this will sure get a wail out of you! AH Ha Ha Ha!!! Zestial: ... *summons tea and sips it* Alastor: Ha ha! It appears that this old man still has his sense of humor. I can respect that. Zestial:... *smiles and sips tea* Alastor: Well- its only a matter of time before he succumbs to the radio demon... Now scream, you old- Zestial: *flashes open his cape and hollers out a terrifying, high pitched shrill* Alastor: AAAAAAAAAH!!! Zestial: *quickly reverts back to his less scary form and finishes his tea* Alastor:... that... that didn't get recorded, did it? Ah sh**,it did. And we're still live- f***! Zestial: Would thou be interested in some lessons in instilling fear? I would be delighted to guide you through- Alastor: Enough! I'm going to get that scream out of you, by ripping your soul into tiny tethers and devouring it bit by bit until you beg for- Zestial: *shrills yet again* Alastor: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Oh forget it- I give up... Zestial: Hmph *summons more tea and sips it* Alastor: Or so you think *attacks Zestial with full force* Zestial: *shrills* Alastor: AAAAAAH- oh for the love of -cut the feed!
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