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geraldmariaivo · 1 year ago

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What does he do? Does he write articles? Does he edit? Does he take a good hard look at some of them and go “you’re going to get shot if you report this, give it to Lane.”? Is he the department’s liaison for whenever Lois brings back a story that falls into their jurisdiction (often) and can’t stand management for their spineless nonsense? Is he aware that the Country Bumpkin two floors up is Superman? Does he give a shit?

Do he and Clark sometimes get into conversations where they end up speaking in Midwestern for their entire lunch break?

The idea of Dan Phantom working in the politics sector of the Daily Planet is haunting my brain and it won’t leaveee

#dan phantom #oh god there’s so much this could be #the idea of these two Midwestern guys who are both absolutely JACKED but have totally opposite energies in the Daily Planet is sending me #Clark has the energy of a corgi who’s excited to meet you but nervous #meanwhile Dan has the energy of a Scary Junkyard Dog On A Giant Chain from like you see in movies #I also like to think that maybe Dan has some of Vald’s knowledge of how to act in polite society #like he COULD manipulate his way out of having to talk to this one rich sleaze #but he’d rather stand there ominously and pretend to be dumb muscle before verbally obliterating them in a way that won’t get him fired #because that’s more fun #DPxDC

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