#I also like the idea of her duelling with wyll too I think that would b so fun | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

swordmaid · 1 month ago

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thinking about hag romance sparring 🤭 which I think is a very rare event bc god forbid astarion breaks a nail but in the off chances they do it becomes a matter of who fights more dirty bc shri’iia overpowers him in strength but he has faster reflexes and he’s very inclined to cheat. so then it becomes this fun little spar where it’s his dual daggers vs her one polearm, astarion always trying to disarm her by doing funky moves and distracting her vs shri’iia going for his shin and ankles so he trips over. then they forego the weapons and end up just rolling around the floor like kittens trying to pin each other down - which astarion does bc he has a secret third knife that he whips out and holds over her that forces her to yield and shri’iia’s like oh noooo u caught meeee. che..! whatever should I dooooo 🤭🤭😏😏 very quickly becomes foreplay and whoever was watching them spar is just like brother eughhhhh 😟😟😒😒🤢🚫🚫

#believer that when they get together they’re a bit obnoxious with the flirting that everyone’s just like 😒😒😒 can u not.#…..I thought this was a classy party…..😒😒🚫🚫🚫#I do like the idea of shri’iia sparring with people. she prob does it a lot with lae’zel bc of the diff fighting styles #n karlach too but I always think shri’iia’s fighting is very elegant/dance like with the way she moves etc #like my hc that drows are very elegant but they move with precision and force kind of like tango dancing if that makes sense???#like very sharp powerful and quick movements. but it’s also fluid… that’s how I imagine shri’iia fights..#n bc she always uses a halberd or a polearm it becomes her dance partner of a sort #and when she charges up for a smite I like the visual that the divine energy flows from her hand then down the shaft of her weapon #then to the blade. like with lurraggath since the blade is black but with cracks the divine energy/light spills out of the cracks n it #looks very cool…!!!! anyway. I like the idea of shri’iia sparring w the other strong ladies and learning their fighting style #like lae’zel’s very disciplined style where her battle stances and forms are like perfect and calculated #vs karlach’s brute strength and finesse from fighting down the hells #n eventually shri’iia’s own style develops and adapts features she picked up from those ^ two #idt she’ll learn anything from astarion… she prob just enjoys rolling on the floor with him #I also like the idea of her duelling with wyll too I think that would b so fun #but wyll has honor and shri’iia has not so she prob cheats a lot in their duels loool #maybe he teaches her how to use a rapier….fun fact that was shri’iia’s og weapon n the reason why I made her a drow #bc of the rapier proficiency but then I changed it to halberd bc she looks nicer with it loool

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