#I also headcanon Cybertronian culture as being fairly chill on the whole sex thing

[robotsandjunk]

ID LIKE TO SEE THE SHOCKWAVE DICK SUCKING EXPERIMENT..M IF YOU ARE INTERESTED... ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS ERMM--- His dick needs to be sucked very much- BEEP BOOP

Ok so the Shockwave dick sucking experiment, so his idea for the experiment originated with him noticing that his partners seemed to really enjoy sucking his spike and because he doesn’t have a mouth of his own he wanted to figure out whether the act of sucking a spike was pleasurable or not.

Initially he just recorded when he got his spike sucked but he’s into watching himself so he kept getting distracted every time he watched them back, because of this he decided it was time for a formal experiment .

He started with creating a collection of false spikes ranging in three sizes based of Cybertronian averages and then made spikes of each size with different additions that are naturally occurring for Cybertronians, so for example spike A:1 would be above average size with ridges. These spike were created to be as close to the real thing as possible, including a simulated overload. He then had several participants come in and first had them answer a questionnaire regarding their preferences, previous partners and previous partners spike, whether they enjoyed spike sucking as an act, and how they would describe the act as feeling. These questions acted as his baseline

In the practical phase of the experiment Shockwave had each participant suck one spike a day until they’d tried all of them and noted their physical reactions to sucking the spike using personal observation and things like thermal cameras and a device to measure charge levels (they were also filmed for later analysis). The participants were then also interviewed after every session about the false spike and whether they enjoyed sucking it. (He also allowed the participants to use him to dispel any charge that was built up during the experiment but that isn’t relevant)

At the end of the experiment Shockwave has the answer to his question whats it like to suck dick and is it fun? (Ans: sometimes, depends on the person and the spike) as well as a folder full of various bots sucking various spikes. The participants were paid for their services to science as well as being able to keep their favourite spike from the experiment