#I almost knocked him off the cliff tho bc he kept stopping in front of me
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we started the morning with a hike 🙃 this one was nowhere near as bad but. holy hell
#my hip slid out of socket idk how I made it down to the waterfall and back#we’re about to start the drive back to va now though#and if anyone gets on me for being ‘unhelpful’ or ‘lazy’ I am beating them to death with my cane#could I have not done the hike? sure but my mom and brother were guilting me about it#and when your nine year old nephew starts saying the same things they say bc he learned it from them… yeah#I almost knocked him off the cliff tho bc he kept stopping in front of me#and I was like Eli I cannot stop. I have to keep moving. if you stop in front of me I will trample you#or shove you over the side of the cliff. keep moving#I ended up drinking all his water but he drank mine so we’re even
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