#I adore him in case y'all can't tell <333

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See the thing about Show Cannonball is that they changed his personality to make him more concerned about professionalism and efficiency but kept the silly little nickname. So now you have a well-respected and intimidatingly effective first mate who is VERY attached to his silly little nickname and you WILL refer to him as such. I'm 95% sure "Cannonball" is listed on his official documentation somewhere

[zhongrin]

I am not sure what brought me here, but pretty sure it's cuz I saw ya on other blogs from my mutuals too hehe <3 and you totally deserve them Rin! ❤️❤️ (Be prepared hehe 💞)

You totally have a type Rin - tall handsome men. 😌 Ohh I see I see!! :((

My fav was Zen, idk, he is so adorable and so handsome and aaaaaa <333

That's true heh, but idk, Baizhu already stole my whole heart - noone else can get it anymore <3😌 no omfgbidi RIN SJJFBDKSKWN what abt Baivi??

(Legends say Rin can't walk until today.)

Omfggg wine! Yum! Hehe, seems like I can share the memory then 🤭💞 ofc ofc we save you some seats!! Maybe even for your children? <3 speaking of, do you have children with your selfships? ❤️

..... Rin I would mind cuz I can't concentrate then I mean I am on his lap so near to him I can feel his breath I can see him I am I am I am malfunctioning-;;!_(_;€(€(€!!€(€(#!

Hehe I am sure Alhaithams reaction would be priceless, tell me about it, will you? ❤️

Awh alright, then I am relieved and I will gladly visit y'all then! 💞

And tbh yes, I also had some dogs as a child and I can agree. Big dogs are often gentlier as smaller dogs - not always, but quite often.

Help Zhongli so gentle and Alhaitham so.. ... Alhaitham. LMAO so adorable ahhh <33 (ofc ofc, it's important to them what their wifey thinks, after all 💞 even better then, ya don't have the burden to take a decision ❤️ ya truly complete each other heh)

I see I see 🤭 help Rin fidbsisjebshs

Baizhu is a service dom, ya can't tell me otherwise heh 😌💞 and ofc ofc, he doesn't have to do everything everytime hehe <33 I love spoiling my (now) fiance after all ❤️

So Rin, next question - does someone exist in your selfship who wants to take apart your relationship? (And if so, care to tell me the names and address? 🥰)

us seeing each other on our moots' blogs and be like HI HELLO DO YOU WANNA PERHAPS BE FRIENDS TOO :D

tall handsome men who exudes power while just standing there seems to be my type yes you are completely right hsldkfjlsdf

ohhh zen!!! he's cute but he's too baby for me, i want to pat him but not kiss him lol he is very handsome tho <3

very true you are very smitten my friend (and it's adorable ueue) me on normal days: #baivi for life! // me on chaotic days: but what about pairing you with ayato. maybe thoma. maybe both >:D

(WHEEZES WYM I CAN STILL WALK- *wobbles and falls to the floor* ..... i can('t) explain-)

ohoho do you like wine? then we'll bring the best osmanthus wine we can find!! (fun fact i have a very low alcohol tolerance so zhongli drinks my alcohol for me if i'm ever given a glass on dinners or parties hehe) hsldjfklsdf omg children.... i don't but tbh i would love to??? i'm so weak to domestic scenarios & concepts like that wahhhh zhongli exudes fatherly energy already, i should make him a father don't you think- i mean what-

oh? ohoho? hmmmm i see... sitting on baizhu's lap flusters you huh >:))

update: he blushed. it was adorable. 10/10 would do it again. 🥰

right!!! i had one golden retriever and she was the most gentle doggo. my close friends who used to visit my house for sleepover and stuff also have dog phobias so they would always be scared of her, but she's always so gentle and would never approach them whenever they're around. i swear dogs knows what we think of them somehow, they're so precious sdlkfjslkdjflsd

YES like ugh please i don't want to decide what to get for lunch can you just decide for us ;w; (fast forward to me begrudgingly eating something healthy and them smiling as they see me taking consequences of my action - or in this case the lack of it lmao)

hehehe how do you feel calling him fiance now wink wink ;)) don't get used to it.... you'll have to call him husband soon <3 <3

omg i've never actually thought of that???? that's a very interesting question.... i'd like to think there isn't but then again.... i'm pretty sure these 2 men has their own fan club. they have to have at least one fan club lol

the concept of a third party is very interesting tho 👀 i shall ruminate on this more..... but in the mean time, how about you and baizhu? surely no one could oppose to this wholesome couple!!! i'll make sure to ask zhongli to drop a meteor on them if they do

[dwaeki]

beomgyu as ur bf ! (random headcanons)

pairing: beomgyu x gn!reader

genre: fluff, comedy

warnings: none other than poorly written fluff, intended lower case and maybe some spelling errors :D

a/n: YET AGAIN I WENT WITH THE FLOW SO SORRY IF IT'S KINDA BAD- keep in mind that english isnt my first language thank you <3

another one of my ults nfakjnglkejngr

you're dating a clown-

honestly, how do u even survive because he's actually so annoying

but he loves you though, i promise <3

an actual brat.

teases you a LOT !!! but never in a mean way.

if you trip over your own feet and fall, he's probably going to laugh at you, offering his hand to help you up but then quickly pulling it back to mess with you!

or if you accidentally drop your phone, spill some water on yourself, etc. he's going to tease you,

"y/n, what are you? a 3 year old?? you can't even walk without tripping, HAH, DUMMY!!!!"

loves to push your buttons to get different reactions out of you :D

he's quite empathetic though, so it's never his intention to hurt your feelings by poking fun at you.

if he notices that his teasing is making you uncomfortable or insecure he will not hesitate to stop,

making you feel loved and appreciated is his number one priority <3

he's determined to make you laugh, because when he hears you giggle... phew he's on cloud 9,

knowing the fact that he's the reason you're grinning from ear to ear is just such an ego boost :(

he will do anything to make you smile and i mean anything...

even if it results in him looking like a fool 😞

you two go grocery shopping together <3

honestly, he sometimes embarrasses you to the point where you regret bringing him with you in the first place 😐

like you've literally just entered the store and he's already whining, asking if you're done yet so you can finally go home and cuddle at once !! :/

it's usually just you doing all the shopping while he follows you around,

he's just there to assist you when you can't reach the high shelves‼️

the store you go to is pretty small and very close to your neighborhood, so you're basically familiar with everyone who visits it.

there's this one sweet lady with a kid around the age of 10, and beomgyu swears that "the child is a devil!!"

he has already made enemies... with a 10 year old-

you had to apologize to his mom multiple times because your 20 year old boyfriend couldn't stop bickering with her son.

he also helps you do your chores !!

he's very playful, hence anything can be fun if beomgyu's around :D even boring things like washing the dishes or cleaning your room (no offense to whoever likes it)

he turns everything into a game, a competition to be more precise...

"whoever finishes washing the dishes last has to buy the winner their favorite snack 😋😋"

even if he wins, he still ends up buying you the food of your choice, not letting you spend a single penny on him!!

he competes with you just to rile you up, making bets such as the one mentioned above to keep you determined, not because he actually wants you to do anything for him.

except giving him your undying love and affection of course :D

he's literally so clingy

you usually visit him at the dorms when he's not busy

the second he hears you knock on the door he's quite literally sprinting towards you

you can hear the members complain that he almost pushed them over

once your boyfriend opens the door, he engulfs you in a tight, bear hug™, picking you up and spinning you around, making sure he crushed every single bone in your body <3

the others just watch you get the air knocked out of your lungs in amusement.

speaking of the members, beomgyu always dreamed of you getting along with his best friends,

but once his dream came true he kinda wished it never did </3

you get along a little too well for his liking :/

how come you just laughed at one of yeonjun's jokes right in front of your toddler boyfriend?!?!??!

unacceptable!!

the entire night he either tries to crack as many jokes as possible to "redeem himself", glaring at an oblivious (and also mildly concerned) yeonjun from time to time

or he starts being poutier and clingier than usual, asking for a kiss every 5 minutes or straight up just dragging you to his bedroom and not letting you go until you cuddle for at least an hour

but in all honesty, he's so relieved that you and the boys are bonding !!

you having a good relationship with his friends is very important to him <3

he's not jealous at all because he knows that you love him and him only :)

he babies you to no end !! (even if you're older than him)

you do something as simple as drink water and he just coos at you

"AWW !!! you look so cute when you drink water like that :("

your number one fan!!!!!

hypes you up and brags about you to everyone <3

if you're wearing a new outfit he will notice right away and just stare at you in awe the second he sees you, won't forget to comment on how gorgeous/handsome you look ;)

also likes it when u compliment him back, it really means a lot <3

please keep feeding his ego he loves it when you notice small details, it makes his heart flutter

you two nap together a lot

if you're not the one for naps you just lay there, next to him, his arms wrapped around your frame tightly as he nuzzled his face in the crook of your neck, sleeping peacefully.

he looks so peaceful and cute when he's not annoying the hell out of you <333

you sometimes snap pictures of his sleeping state and then set it as your wallpaper/lockscreen :D

once gyu found out about your little antics he got extremely cocky

if you ever changed your lock screen to anything but him, he'd get all whiney, begging for you to change it back

also snaps a few pics of you sleeping/just existing peacefully and puts it as his so you two can have "matching wallpapers" <33

he also lends you his jacket if you're ever feeling cold

lives for how cute you look basically buried in his jacket, sighing in content as you're finally warming up a little

if you get tired from walking he's going to give you a piggyback ride <333

laughs and giggles as he lifts you up from the ground, your chest flushed against his back as he carries you to your destination :)

if you did something that upset him and he's scolding you he's just gonna:

"y/n, you're such a dummy!" *holds your hand* "that was very careless of you," *kisses your forehead* "i want you to know that i am very angry at you." *cuddles you aggressively*

while most of your dates are at home,

amusement park dates are very common as well :D

you go on various roller coasters, circular rides, take a few breaks in between and get ice cream or cotton candy

but your favorite ride by far are the bumper cars!

you just race, crash into each other at full speed or get into the same car and absolutely destroy your competition !! (the competition in question are just a bunch of 7 year old kids trying to have fun)

he seranades you :(

learns a bunch of love songs that remind him of you on guitar and sings them to you whenever you're able to hang out <3

he has a playlist full of love songs dedicated to you

offers to give you some free guitar lessons, if you ever want to learn how to play yourself :)

you both also have a collaborative playlist on spotify, along with playlists for each other you update regularly <33

when he's sleepy he's so soft with you :(

he's looking at you with hooded eyes full of love and adoration, you can tell that he's trying his best to stay awake for a little longer, but his eyelids are getting heavier by the second, his voice lower than before

"hey, y/n... you know i love you right? i love you so much that my heart aches whenever i look at you..."

pulls you in closer, if that's even possible, and holds you gently as if you were going to break if he wasn't careful enough,

probably leaves feather kisses all over your collarbone before whispering a one last "i love you" for the night and falls asleep.

yeah... thoughts are being thunk right now y'all-

he really loves you to the moon and back :(

overall your relationship is very chaotic and just.. weird in general.

good luck dealing w/his bs <3