#I WILL FIGHT GOD AND THIS DAMN FANDOM FOR VIVIENNE!!!

[saltyowlets]

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Vivienne is not pro-templar as many would think. She is just using the resources she has in hand in order to work with a system that would rather throw her and the rest of the mages into an inescapable pit. Vivienne's insistence of using the templars is indicative of her awareness of the dangers of magic but she has made it clear that as much as magic serves man, templars serves mages as protectors. She does not trust templars as much as the average mage but knows that there is no easy solution to the weak Veil and the lack of protection the mage rebellion has brought upon other Circle mages. Vivienne does not hate or look down upon other mages as her efforts are clearly to support the mages if she is made Divine. Additionally, her quest was initially supposed to be about collecting phylacteries in order to keep mages safe from templars and mage hunters. She cares about mages enough to chain the templars and if you have a good relationship with her, allow the College to exist.

[holyblackspear]

Inquisitor Dialogue - Johnathan Lavellan

I was in the mood for some writing (though not serious since my right eye is killing me) so I finally did this little thing I found some time ago in the fandom. If you wish to do the same, please feel free to, and tag me so I can read about your OCs as well! Now then... Kills an enemy:

Forgive me, stranger.

Join your companions in Hell!

Na melana sahlin! 

Dirthara-ma, scum. 

Low health:

Shit, fuck-

Keep fighting, I’m fine!

I’ll drag you down with me, bastard.

Just a little more…

I’m sorry, red is not my colour.

Fallen Companion:

(Vivienne) You’re dead, monster!

(Bull) No, no, no..! Vhenan!!

(Cole) Try touching him again, I dare you!

(Sera) Sera, get up, this joke’s not funny!

(Dorian) Dorian’s in trouble, back him up!

(Cassandra) Off from her, demon!

(Solas) Stay strong, Solas, I’m coming!

(Varric) Shit, Varric’s in the danger!

(Blackwall) Resist, Blackwall, just a little more!

After a fight

Thought you could defeat me? Not a chance

Everyone allright? Good, ‘cause … I’m not.

…My eyeshadow’s fucked, isn’t it?

Close call this time. I have to be stronger…

Hah! Suck my … daggers. Yeah, those. Hehe...

Dragons:

(Seeing a dragon) Bull? Look. Yeah. That bitch.

(Fighting the dragon) Oho, this is like a romantic date!

(Kill a dragon) Damn, that was … oof.

Remarks

(Encountering a Veilfire torch or rune) How cool is this?

(Approaching camp) Alright, time to rest y’all.

(Upon entering the Fade) What the fuck? I’m sorry, I mean – what the actual fuck?

(Emerald Graves) …Falon’din enasal enaste.

(Storm Cost) Yeah, right. Smear my make-up, come on. I didn’t need it anyway.

(Hissing Wastes) Gods, the sky is … magnificent, here.

(Hinterlands) Does this place ever end? Are we stuck in a time spiral?

(Forbidden Oasis) Hot. Sunny. How do you like your sunburns?

(Emprise du Lion) Careful not to slip on the snow or on … what it hides.

(Crestwood) Poor, forsaken land … we need to help these people.

(The Fallow Mire) …Can we not? Can we go anywhere else, please?

(Arbor Wilds) This is magnificent. If only I could explore this forest…

(Exalted Plans) So many deaths here. …Excuse me for a second.

(Val-Royeaux) Were they … staring at my bottom?

(The Western Approach) Sulphur, darkspawn … Urgh, I should have brought my pipe.

[the-rainbow-robot]

Dragon Age Companions, Part 1

I recently read a post (originally from Weresquirrel, sorry I don't know how to tag), about the criticisms characters from the Bioware fandom face. So I guess I'm just feeling the need to lay out my feelings for the characters, after so long of playing (I'm only doing dragon age here, I loved all the Mass Effect characters so much I don't really need to explain it further) Vivienne: In my first playthrough of Inquisition, I LOVED Viv. Aside from her fabulous nature, I was glad to see a black woman in a position of power, who is both elegant and demanding of your respect. I still to this day respect her a great deal, but I now agree with Sera, she's a bitch. I respect her achievements, she has accomplished more in her life than I probably ever will, but her schemes and manipulations make her difficult for me to trust and make me question her motivations. When you first meet her, she uses your presence to publicly shame a rival, which at first I thought was awesome but now I think was quite rude. But she also showed that, under her Orlesian Noble veneer, she is a deeply caring person, as can be seen if you give her the snowy wyvern heart. I lover her as a character, she is interesting and has fantastic depth, but as a person I just don't know if I could trust her. Sera: My brother still hates her, and initially I thought she was annoying but I trusted bioware enough to give her a chance. And boy was I glad! She may be a bit naive as less well-educated than our other friends, but she is intuitive and clever. When I learned about her past, I wanted to build a pillow fort and share cookies with her in it to make her feel better, but I guess the roof will suffice. Her wit and humor helps make the Inquisition's leadership more approachable and human to the commoners and soldiers that make up the body of the organization. And while I wish she was more open-minded, she is right; a lot of the stuff that happened in Inquisition is fuckin wierd. The Iron Bull: Personally, my view of him is a bit colored. I love big burly, lumberjack like males and he was a cookie I couldn't wait to eat. I find his humor raunchy and his manners lacking (not as much as Cassandra, close the damned door people!), but he was genuinely sweet at times during the romance. I wish he wasn't such a womanizer, but if he said that barmaid was a man instead, I would have cheered him on so I guess double standards can go both ways. My first play of Trespasser he was Qun-loyal, and I had to stop the game for a bit to cry (Alicia Key's song, "No One" coming on exactly then did NOT HELP FUCK ME), so I vowed to save the Chargers in every future playthrough. Krem: I can't remember his full name but I felt so embarrassed when I found out they were trans. I thought, at first, "great, it's that dumb Eowyn cliché, she dressed like a man so she could fight" thing but no. Krem really was trans and I felt stupid for not even considering that. Otherwise, Krem is my fave I wish we could chat more!! Varric: I guess I should have mentioned the lying thing with Iron Bull too, but I don't think either of them is untrustworthy. They both admit that they lie a lot, but I honestly don't believe that they ever lie to you, at least not on anything big, or at least something you wouldn't understand (obvi, lying about Hawke was pretty big). Varric is practically the embodiment of what I want my video-game self to be; witty, charming, devilishly handsome, imaginitive, and quite capable and smart. He isn't as intellectual as others, but that doesn't mean shit to me here. I love him, from one fellow little brother to another. Cassandra: OMFG DID YOU SEE THOSE EMBOSSED HEARTS ON HER ARMOR SHE IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!! I honest to god hated Cassandra in DA2, for kidnapping Varric. But she is just so god damned awesome! She's strong, capable, determined, inquisitive, has an awesome scar, and holds little back. And with an accent like that, how could she NOT be a hopeless romantic? She's literally perfect, I just wiSH SHE DIDNT INTERUPT BULL AND ME though to be fair, she didn't start it, she just... was the most blunt about it. OF COURSE ITS MORE THAN JUST A FLING HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE MAN?! Josephine: jesus christ I feel like a fangirl just thinking about her. She is so cute and silly and innocent, but then she just turns around and steels the pot at Wicked Grace and is the calmest person I've ever seen considering she JUSt learned an organization of assassins is gunning for her. She is perfect as a diplomat, and I would be proud to call her a friend. Solas: he makes me angry. At first, and I guess even still, I find him intriguing. The fade interests me a great deal, and Solas has so much cool info about it! And then I saw how racist he was. And hypocritical. And genocidal. Honestly, Solas, I thought you were better than this! I am very disappointed in you, bad boy! Blackwall: I wish he was gay, he is sooo adorbs! I think he is incredibly courageous, and while I try to follow a Retributive philosophy regarding justice, I think his guilt was enough punishment And he is genuinely a good man now. Dorian: totally fab. He is very sarcastic, which I love, but I do think Dorian legit has some kind of anger issue. He doesn't get angry often, but when he does he says very hurtful things that he later regrets, and sometimes I worry whether he might actually mean them. That is understandable, your dad trying to make you straight by using blood magic is fucked up. But he's a bit of a spoiled brat, and while he jokes about it I think he still doesn't quite get it. But his goals of wanting to bring change to the Imperium are noble, and I think I could call him a friend. Romancing him is on my to-do list. Cole: Since Cole is a spirit, things get a bit wierd about him. I definitely love his character, I always go the more human route because the spirit route is just too... idk, it just feels wrong. Lile he's actually less compassionate than before. But I think he has a good heart and thats what counts <3