#I WILL BUY ONE (1) WEED GUMMY PLEASE

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I CAN BUY WEED TOMORROW

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Can you rank the south park characterss preference on cheese and weed please

here is my explanation of the tier list and why i put them there:

s tier: craig- he only buys the best shit, the expensive shit, and from people he knows aren't going to rip him off. he rarely shares, but kenny's always trying to bum a joint off of him. he is a red blooded american thus he likes cheddar jack, especially shredded, and i just can't dock him points for that because it's based.

a tier: kenny- kenny has every possible way to consume marijuana. bong? he has it. edibles? gummies or brownies? carts? he just has to charge the battery first. kenny IS the smoke shop. kenny also likes sharp cheddar, which is valid because it's my favorite too. tweek- tweek gets the good shit from whoever craig gets it from, but what bumps him down from s tier to a tier is 1) he used to get the laced shit and didn't even notice and 2) he hates cheese. he thinks all it is is moldy milk, which is true but he's wrong for hating it.

b tier: kyle. kyle is a diehard edible taker. he has a bottle of gummies somewhere and only takes them when he can't sleep. in my opinion, kyle is a mozzarella kind of person, but he also likes cheese sticks because he can take them on the go. this is respectable, thus b tier. wendy- wendy has smoked like once and she took one hit and cried because she thought it would make her stupid and she'd never get into harvard. this is not why she's in b tier, though. wendy is in b tier due to her cheese taste. her favorite is brie, but goat cheese comes in a close second. she is a fancy cheese snob and i think that puts her in b tier by itself.

c tier: cartman- cartman has a dab pen with a rick and morty battery and he thinks he's hot shit for it. he shows it off to the hot edgy girls at school because he thinks it'll impress them. it doesn't. he eats any cheese he can get his hands on. velveeta is always in stock in his house though. i don't think this is the worst, but it doesn't deserve higher than c tier.

d tier: stan- stan will take used carts off of the street and freebase it with a metal straw and tinfoil. my man does not care where it comes from or what it is, he will find a way to smoke it. absolutely insane behavior. this alone would put him in c tier, because i've been there honestly. but, what makes him the worst of all, is the cheese. my man eats kraft singles for dinner. sometimes he leaves them out on the counter and will eat them unrefrigerated. he needs to be put down.

in conclusion i'm always right so if you disagree no you don't

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RWRB Study Guide: Chapter 14

Hi y’all! I’m going through Casey McQuiston’s Red, White & Royal Blue and defining/explaining references! Feel free to follow along, or block the tag #rwrbStudyGuide if you’re not interested!

Jezebel (359): Jezebel calls itself “a supposedly feminist website”; they are a blog geared toward women

Dykes on Bikes (359): Dykes on Bikes is a philanthropic organization focused on building community of women motorcyclists and supporting LGBT+ organizations.

Westboro Baptist Church (359): A church famous for being homophobic and doing pretty much exactly what Jesus said not to do.

Pennsylvania Avenue (359): The street that the White House is on.

Green (359): Someone who’s green is fresh or young and naive 

The House (360): The House of Representatives is one of two branches of Congress.

Speaker (360): The Speaker of the House is the presiding officer of the House of Representatives. 

X-wings (360): The ships flown by rebel pilots in the original Star Wars movies.

Vogue (360): Vogue is one of the biggest fashion magazines in the US.

Decathlon (361): A track event composed of ten different events.

Oval Room (362): The White House’s Yellow Oval Room is on the south side of the White House’s second floor; it has been used as a library, study, and reception room.

Bluebonnet (362): The state flower of Texas; they bloom all along the roadways in the spring.

Barracuda (362): A Barracuda is a large, predatory fish known for being ferocious. It is also a 1977 song by rock band Heart.

Keds (362): A brand of classy sneakers.

Resolute Desk (362): The president’s desk in the Oval Office.

“Four, on the other couch: Alex, counting” (362): You know what Alex does to calm down when he’s in minor panic mode? He makes lists.

Oval Office (363): The president’s office.

Sockpuppet account (364): An account that isn’t linked to a real person.

RNC (364): The Republican National Committee, the committee that leads the conservative American political party.

Not paying for Bigfoot sightings (365): A reference to the fact that most photos of Bigfoot are blurry or indistinct.

Subpoena (365): A document that demands that someone present evidence to a court.

Red Bull (366): An energy drink.

Weed gummy (366): A gummy with marijuana in it, often used to help someone calm down.

Five Guys (367): Five Guys Burgers and Fries is a popular burger/fry place.

A1 Sauce (367): A type of steak sauce.

“Bills, Bills, Bills” (367): A very popular Destiny’s Child song complaining about a man who refuses to work/do his part in the relationship. (listen here)

NYU (368): New York University

Casper Mattresses (369): A mattress brand that often sponsors episodes of podcasts.

Diplomatic Reception Room (370): A room used to receive foreign diplomats on the south side of the White House (just below the Oval Room).

Fireside chats (370): A series of radio talks from president Franklin Delano Roosevelt from 1933-1944. He spoke directly to the American people with familiarity, explaining his policies and the course of WWII.

October 2 (371): The Bill of Rights was first sent to the US states on October 2nd, 1789. The Twilight Zone premiered on October 2nd, 1959. Thurgood Marshall was sworn in as the first African American supreme court justice on October 2nd, 1967.

Purple silk (372): Purple was historically the color of royalty, as purple dye was the most expensive.

American Dream (373): The idea that if someone works hard enough in America, they can succeed.

Jack loved Jackie (374): John Franklin “Jack” Kennedy and his wife, Jackie Kennedy.

Lyndon loved Lady Bird (374): Lyndon B Johnson (who Lake LBJ is named for) and Lady Bird Johnson were a president and first lady.

Inauguration Day (375): The day in January when the new president is sworn in and officially takes office.

Mall (375): The National Mall is a park in DC between the Lincoln and Washington monuments. It’s where MLK’s March on Washington ended.

Sam the Eagle (375): Sam Eagle is a muppet known for his extreme patriotism.

AG (377): Attorney General, the head of the department of justice.

Undocumented (378): Someone who is undocumented is in the US without the appropriate documentation and is at risk of being deported if they are discovered.

Nicotine patch (381): A patch that provides people with nicotine, used to help quit smoking.

Queen’s Bedroom (383): A room on the second floor of the White House, formerly known as the rose room. It’s almost entirely light pink.

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We’re so close! If there’s anything I missed or that you’d like more on, please let me know! And if you’d like to/are able, please consider buying me a ko-fi? I know not everyone can, and that’s fine, but these things take a lot of time/work and I’d really appreciate it!

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Chapter 1 // Chapter 13 // Chapter 15

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How To Roll A Blunt

How To Roll A Blunt

By Terpene Terminator – November 26, 2019

So you think you’re ready to roll a blunt? If you can’t roll a joint with ease yet I suggest you keep practicing before you try tackling a blunt, if you’re ready to level up your stoner game or you’re just curious as to what it is keep reading! Today I’m going to teach you how to roll a blunt and I’ll be covering the following topics:

What is a blunt

Preparing tobacco leaf

Grinding the cannabis

Rolling the blunt

Baking the blunt

What Is A Blunt

For beginners asking “what is a blunt?”, a blunt is to a joint what the cigar is to a cigarette. Or more simply, it is a cigar that has been emptied of its tobacco and filled with cannabis. While not as iconic as the joint, the cultural significance of the blunt cannot be ignored. Many prefer the added high created by the cannabis and its tobacco wrap, while others appreciate the combination of flavors available in most cigarillos and blunt wraps.

Rolling a blunt comes with its own set of practices that are in place to maintain function and tradition. Often, people will refer to blunts by the brand of cigar or wrap they prefer. For example,

‘Sweets’ typically refer to Swisher Sweets

‘Woods’ refer to Backwoods

‘Dutches’ refer to Dutch Masters

Which one is best? Conclusively, the answer is whichever one you prefer. They all serve the same function, in the end, so feel free to choose your favourite based on size, flavor, texture, and any other criteria that are important to you. If you would like to enjoy a blunt without the harshness of nicotine there are also hemp wraps that have the same consistency as a tobacco leaf. I have only smoked a couple blunts using hemp wraps, the taste of the weed is prominent but you won’t get the nice nicotine buzz.

Preparing The Leaf

Once you’ve decided on your cigar of choice time to prep it for rolling. Use a blade to cut the blunt lengthwise, or if you think you’re careful enough you can “crack” the blunt using your fingertips. Once you’ve split the blunt, empty the tobacco from the middle and discard (or if you like to smoke spliffs, save it for later).

Knowledge of what cigar you’re using will help with how you prepare it. If you’re using swishers those can’t be unwrapped so you probably want to use a knife to split it in half, but if you’re trying to roll a backwood those are thinner leafs which can be unrolled without being harmed.

Once you have your wrap separated from the tobacco, apply some moisture. Using just a little bit of moisture will make your blunt wrap easier to work with, shape, and help seal up any small tears that might occur while you’re emptying its tobacco innards. This is easily done with some saliva or breathing on the wrap to get it lightly damp, but if you’re rolling this blunt for someone else, you might consider using the tip of your finger and some tap water.

Grinding The Weed

Using a grinder will help maintain an even burn, but will tend to burn quicker. While using your hands is the more traditional method and is often preferred to help the blunt get a nice cherry. If you don’t like using your hands a grinder is still a valid option just make sure to not grind your weed too fine. I prefer to use a two piece grinder to grind up my bud until it’s a bit smaller than a grain of rice. I found two piece grinders tend to not turn your bud to a fine material as long you don’t grind it like crazy. This makes it much easier for the bud to form inside the blunt wrap.

Rolling The Blunt

Pack that blunt. You need at least 1 gram of flower, preferably 2–3 grams for a nice fatty blunt. Try to spread out an even, sticky green fluff. If you want to add hash or some other crazy concentrates, you should sandwich the extract in flower for an even burn. A concentrated core is not the most efficient way to enjoy extracts, but will definitely one of the tastiest. Once you’ve evenly spread out your weed.

Time for blunt rolling! Roll the cannabis between your fingers to pack the blunt evenly. Be careful because if you didn’t moisten the wrap enough, it may crack. Make sure the weed is fairly dense, once you’ve packed and shaped your blunt.

Tuck the wrap under itself and wet the inside of the exposed edge from end to end. Use your fingers to smooth out any wrinkles. The tuck can be initiated at the mouthpiece or in the middle of the blunt, it’s a matter of personal preference.

Lick and stick it down. Just press the upper edge – that should be lightly coated with saliva  down over the tucked part of the blunt wrap. If you want to start in the middle, lay down about the middle third and then work your way outward toward each end. You may have to lick the wrap a bit more as you’re rolling.

If you did it right, the saliva should make the wrap stick together again. When you’re finished rolling the blunt, it’s probably going to be a bit moist from your saliva. That’s ok you did everything right trust me.

(Tip: if you poke a hole or if the blunt cracks at all while you’re working with it, you can use the gummy adhesive from rolling papers to repair it.)

Baking The Blunt

Now that your blunt is rolled, you’ll want to “bake” or dry it to help seal it together and support an even burn. Take your lighter, and quickly run the flame back and forth across the blunt, slowly rotating the blunt to heat every inch of it evenly. The heat from the flame kills the germs from the saliva, and burns it off while it also solidifies the blunt into a nice, tidy, smoke-able joint. Make sure to not burn the blunt though, if your making contact with the flame move it around quickly.

Enjoy! Now You Know How To Roll A Blunt!

Congratulations you did it! Take it all in, rolling a blunt is no easy task. Relax and puff on your blunt like a king. Enjoy the taste of fine aged tobacco mixed with your premium marijuana. As with anything in life, things will get easier with practice. The more blunts you roll I guarantee it’ll be as easy as rolling a joint. You’re on your way to becoming a master roller!

If you’ve enjoyed this step by step how to roll a blunt blog and found it informative please leave a comment in the post. You can also buy weed online and the necessary accessories to make your blunt at weed-deals.ca, a top online weed dispensary in Canada. Make sure to sign up to receive up to date news on the marijuana industry and deals on premium weed and cheap weed.

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How To Roll A Blunt

How To Roll A Blunt

By Terpene Terminator – November 26, 2019

So you think you’re ready to roll a blunt? If you can’t roll a joint with ease yet I suggest you keep practicing before you try tackling a blunt, if you’re ready to level up your stoner game or you’re just curious as to what it is keep reading! Today I’m going to teach you how to roll a blunt and I’ll be covering the following topics:

What is a blunt

Preparing tobacco leaf

Grinding the cannabis

Rolling the blunt

Baking the blunt

What Is A Blunt

For beginners asking “what is a blunt?”, a blunt is to a joint what the cigar is to a cigarette. Or more simply, it is a cigar that has been emptied of its tobacco and filled with cannabis. While not as iconic as the joint, the cultural significance of the blunt cannot be ignored. Many prefer the added high created by the cannabis and its tobacco wrap, while others appreciate the combination of flavors available in most cigarillos and blunt wraps.

Rolling a blunt comes with its own set of practices that are in place to maintain function and tradition. Often, people will refer to blunts by the brand of cigar or wrap they prefer. For example,

‘Sweets’ typically refer to Swisher Sweets

‘Woods’ refer to Backwoods

‘Dutches’ refer to Dutch Masters

Which one is best? Conclusively, the answer is whichever one you prefer. They all serve the same function, in the end, so feel free to choose your favourite based on size, flavor, texture, and any other criteria that are important to you. If you would like to enjoy a blunt without the harshness of nicotine there are also hemp wraps that have the same consistency as a tobacco leaf. I have only smoked a couple blunts using hemp wraps, the taste of the weed is prominent but you won’t get the nice nicotine buzz.

Preparing The Leaf

Once you’ve decided on your cigar of choice time to prep it for rolling. Use a blade to cut the blunt lengthwise, or if you think you’re careful enough you can “crack” the blunt using your fingertips. Once you’ve split the blunt, empty the tobacco from the middle and discard (or if you like to smoke spliffs, save it for later).

Knowledge of what cigar you’re using will help with how you prepare it. If you’re using swishers those can’t be unwrapped so you probably want to use a knife to split it in half, but if you’re trying to roll a backwood those are thinner leafs which can be unrolled without being harmed.

Once you have your wrap separated from the tobacco, apply some moisture. Using just a little bit of moisture will make your blunt wrap easier to work with, shape, and help seal up any small tears that might occur while you’re emptying its tobacco innards. This is easily done with some saliva or breathing on the wrap to get it lightly damp, but if you’re rolling this blunt for someone else, you might consider using the tip of your finger and some tap water.

Grinding The Weed

Using a grinder will help maintain an even burn, but will tend to burn quicker. While using your hands is the more traditional method and is often preferred to help the blunt get a nice cherry. If you don’t like using your hands a grinder is still a valid option just make sure to not grind your weed too fine. I prefer to use a two piece grinder to grind up my bud until it’s a bit smaller than a grain of rice. I found two piece grinders tend to not turn your bud to a fine material as long you don’t grind it like crazy. This makes it much easier for the bud to form inside the blunt wrap.

Rolling The Blunt

Pack that blunt. You need at least 1 gram of flower, preferably 2–3 grams for a nice fatty blunt. Try to spread out an even, sticky green fluff. If you want to add hash or some other crazy concentrates, you should sandwich the extract in flower for an even burn. A concentrated core is not the most efficient way to enjoy extracts, but will definitely one of the tastiest. Once you’ve evenly spread out your weed.

Time for blunt rolling! Roll the cannabis between your fingers to pack the blunt evenly. Be careful because if you didn’t moisten the wrap enough, it may crack. Make sure the weed is fairly dense, once you’ve packed and shaped your blunt.

Tuck the wrap under itself and wet the inside of the exposed edge from end to end. Use your fingers to smooth out any wrinkles. The tuck can be initiated at the mouthpiece or in the middle of the blunt, it’s a matter of personal preference.

Lick and stick it down. Just press the upper edge – that should be lightly coated with saliva  down over the tucked part of the blunt wrap. If you want to start in the middle, lay down about the middle third and then work your way outward toward each end. You may have to lick the wrap a bit more as you’re rolling.

If you did it right, the saliva should make the wrap stick together again. When you’re finished rolling the blunt, it’s probably going to be a bit moist from your saliva. That’s ok you did everything right trust me.

(Tip: if you poke a hole or if the blunt cracks at all while you’re working with it, you can use the gummy adhesive from rolling papers to repair it.)

Baking The Blunt

Now that your blunt is rolled, you’ll want to “bake” or dry it to help seal it together and support an even burn. Take your lighter, and quickly run the flame back and forth across the blunt, slowly rotating the blunt to heat every inch of it evenly. The heat from the flame kills the germs from the saliva, and burns it off while it also solidifies the blunt into a nice, tidy, smoke-able joint. Make sure to not burn the blunt though, if your making contact with the flame move it around quickly.

Enjoy! Now You Know How To Roll A Blunt!

Congratulations you did it! Take it all in, rolling a blunt is no easy task. Relax and puff on your blunt like a king. Enjoy the taste of fine aged tobacco mixed with your premium marijuana. As with anything in life, things will get easier with practice. The more blunts you roll I guarantee it’ll be as easy as rolling a joint. You’re on your way to becoming a master roller!

If you’ve enjoyed this step by step how to roll a blunt blog and found it informative please leave a comment in the post. You can also buy weed online and the necessary accessories to make your blunt at weed-deals.ca, a top online weed dispensary in Canada. Make sure to sign up to receive up to date news on the marijuana industry and deals on premium weed and cheap weed.

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Guest Post: Is CBD Legal? Federal & State Laws [2019]

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With so much random information being thrown around the internet, it can be very difficult to differentiate what is true and what is false. New laws and bills are constantly being passed that create a great deal of confusion in the cannabis world.

Is CBD legal in all 50 states? Is it legal in the federal government? Do I need a prescription in order to consume CBD?

In this article I’m going to update you on the legal status ofCBD, and only CBD, in the United States.

I will not cover the legal status of marijuana or any other substance.

What is CBD?

Surely, you’ve heard of the world-famous cannabis plant. Well cannabis comes in different forms such as potatoes at your local grocery store. One variation of cannabis is called hemp.

All cannabis plants contain cannabinoids, which are a group of similar compounds. The industrial hemp plant happens to contain large quantities of special cannabinoids known as cannabidiol or CBD for short.

Unlike marijuana which contains large quantities of the cannabinoid THC that is responsible for making you feel high, CBD will not make you high. CBD is completely non-psychoactive. Therefore, you will not experience feelings of hunger, uncontrollable laughter, or the perception of time slowing down.

However, CBD will provide many medicinal benefits including reducing inflammation, pain, anxiety, stress, migraines, seizures, depression, and the ability to obtain a much deeper sleep so you can wake up well rested and ready to tackle your daily tasks.

CBD is now offered in a wide variety of forms ranging from gummies, gel caps, tinctures, creams, and e-liquids.

Is CBD Legal Under Federal Law?

The short answer to this question is…it depends.

On December 12, 2018 Congress passed the 2018 Farm Bill that removed hemp-derived products from the Schedule 1 list under the Controlled Substances Act.

The bill was passed by a Republican majority in both the House of Representatives and the Senate with the intention of providingrelief for farmersby allowing them to apply for insurance and grants.

Schedule 1 drugsare substances, chemicals, or drugs considered by the federal government to have no medical use and a high potential for abuse such as heroin, LSD, and ecstasy.

Although the DEA refuses to remove marijuana from the schedule 1 list, the Farm Bill is considered to be the most important victory in the history of U.S. cannabis. This does not however, mean that all CBD products are now legal.

Only CBD products produced in compliance with the Farm Bill would be legal by federal law. This means that in order for a CBD product to be federally legal, it must meet all of the federal and state regulations, be THC free, and have used hemp derived from a licensed grower.

Nevertheless, the FDA made a statement that it reserves the right to regulate any and all cannabis compounds as it wishes, regardless of the Farm Bill.

Only one product known as Epidiolex contains the FDA’s approval and is classified as aschedule 5 drug, indicating the lowest risk for abuse or addiction.

Is CBD Legal in all 50 States?

CBD is not legal in all 50 states. State governments have the right to establish their own laws that govern the use of CBD within their borders.

Most states have different laws and regulations individually pertaining to CBD and marijuana.

There are currentlythree states that prohibit the use of any type of cannabis plant.

If you reside in any of the following three states, you are not allowed under any circumstance to consume, posses, or distribute CBD.

Idaho

Nebraska

South Dakota

Ten states and Washington D.C. have completely legalized all forms of cannabis:

Alaska

California

Colorado

Maine

Massachusetts

Michigan

Nevada

Oregon

Vermont

Washington

Washington D.C.

The remaining 36 states allow the use of CBD. However, of those 36 states, 15 have strict regulations pertaining to CBD.

If you reside in any of the following 15 states, there are laws stating certain conditions must be met in order to legally obtain CBD.

In order to legally posses CBD inAlabama, you must be in accordance toLeni’s Lawwhich states you must be diagnosed with a debilitating medical condition and be undergoing treatment or you are part of a state-sponsored clinical trial.

Georgiaonly allows patients diagnosed with cancer, ALS, seizures, and other serious medical conditions to legally possess CBD. You can find the list of medical conditionshere.

Indianapassed a law in March of 2018 stating that anyone can buy, sell, or possess CBD oil products as long as it contains no more than 0.3% THC.

InIowa,the Department of Public Health has legalized CBD for individuals suffering from debilitating medical conditions. If you reside in Iowa and you suffer from a serious medical condition that is not yet approved, you can submit a petition to buy CBDhere.

In 2018,Kansaspassed the Senate Bill 282 allowing any adult to legally purchase CBD as long as the product contains 0% THC.

In 2017,Kentuckyapproved the House Bill 333 that legalized the consumption and retail sale of CBD containing up to 0.3% THC .

In 2014,Mississippilegalized CBD for epileptic patients. However, the products must contain more than 15% CBD, cannot exceed 5% THC, have been obtained or tested from the National Center for Natural Products Research at the University of Mississippi and dispensed by the Department of Pharmacy Services at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.

North Carolinahas legalized CBD containing less than 0.3% THC for patients who suffer from severe epilepsy and is produced in compliance with the North Carolina Industrial Hemp Commission regulations.

Oklahomalegalized the consumption of CBD for patients of all ages suffering from spasticity, paraplegia, nausea, vomiting, and appetite stimulation under the condition that it is recommended by a doctor. Unfortunately, no laws have been passed allowing individuals to distribute CBD.

In 2014,South CarolinapassedJulian’s Lawwhich legalized the possession and use of CBD for epileptic patients who obtain a recommendation from a physician.

In 2016,Tennesseelegalized the use of CBD containing no more than 0.9% THC for epileptic patients who have been properly diagnosed and individuals who possess a legal order.

Texasallows the use of CBD for epileptic patients. However, the product must contain at least 10% CBD and 0.5% THC.

Virginialegalized CBD oil to treat any medical condition as long as the patient was diagnosed by a licensed practitioner.

In 2017,Wisconsinlegalized the use of CBD with a physician’s approval for any medical condition.

Wyominghas legalized CBD use but only for patients with epilepsy who have been unsuccessfully treated with various alternatives. Their petition for the possession and use of CBD must be approved by the state’s Department of Health.

If you look at the image below, you can obtain a much better visualization of the state laws regarding CBD

Take Away

Despite the fact that the DEA isn’t (for the most part) using its authority to regulate CBD, you should nevertheless stay informed on the laws and regulations that apply to your state and local government.

New bills are constantly being introduced that may change the legal status of CBD.

It is possible that by the time you’ve read this article, some of the statements written on here have changed.

Always play it safe and follow the law.

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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.

A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.

Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”

I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

What do you call a marketplace that sells weird stuff? A bizarre bazaar!

I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants to the game? Just in case he got a hole in one.

Q&A Puns for Kids

Q: What does my dog do when he goes to bed? A: He reads a bite-time story.

Q: What do dogs do when watching a DVD? A: They press paws.

Q: Why can’t dogs drive? A: They can’t find a barking space.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: It was not peeling very well.

Q: Why did the burglar rob a bakery? A: He needed the dough.

Q: What vitamin helps you to see? A: Vitamin C.

Q: Why did the ice cream cone take karate lessons? A: It was tired of getting licked.

Q: How do you make fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match.

Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: He held up a pair of pants.

Q: How to hair stylists speed up their job? A: They take short cuts.

Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while you’re standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth. A: A gummy bear.

Q: Where do you put barking dogs? A: In a barking lot.

Q: Why didn’t Cinderella make the basketball team? A: She ran away from the ball.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to go with.

Q: Who can shave six times a day and still have a beard. A: A Barber.

Q: What stays in the corner but goes around the world? A: A stamp.

Q: Where do burgers like to dance. A: A meatball.

Q: What day to chickens hate most. A: Fry-days

Q: What kind of shoes to frogs wear? A: Open Toad.

Q: What goes up but never comes down? A: Your age.

Q: Why don’t ducks ever have spare change? A: They only carry bills.

Q: Why was the math book sad. A: It had too many problems.

Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q: Where do mummies go swimming? A: The Dead Sea.

Q: What do rabbits do when they get married? A: They go on a bunnymoon.

Q: What do you get when an bad rabbit sits on your hair? A: A dad dare Day.

Q: What kind of table can you eat? A: A vege-table,

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calender? A: She wanted a sundae.

Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers.

Q: What happens when you tell an egg a kids joke like this one? A: It cracks up.

Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? A: Her nose!

Q: Did you hear about the robbery last night? A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants!

Q: Why do you go to bed every night? A: Because the bed won’t come to you!

Q: Why did Billy go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why do eskimos do their laundry in Tide? A: Because it’s too cold out-tide!

Q: How do you cure a headache? A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!

Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A: A minnie van!

Q: Why don’t traffic lights ever go swimming? A: Because they take too long to change!

Q: Why did the man run around his bed? A: To catch up on his sleep!

Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? A: He wanted to make a clean get away!

One Liners Puns for Kids

Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err…so how do you drive this thing?”

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

I’ve been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

Without geometry, life is pointless.

A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

I went to a seafood disco last week….and pulled a mussel.

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant!

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How To Make Cannabutter

How To Make Cannabutter

By Terpene Terminator – November 25, 2019

So you are considering making cannabutter? Great! Cannabutter is a superb way to enjoy cannabis without the frustration of coughing up a lung when you smoke or smelling. Cannabis-infused butter (cannabutter) is among the easiest and most frequent techniques to create infused cannabis edibles. But, making butter may be a bit tricky. To be able to trigger its psychoactive effects, the flower has to be warmed at a very low temperature. This recipe will lead you through this process–called decarboxylation before walking you through a step-by-step guide on how to make cannabutter.

What Is Cannabutter?

Butter is a delicious and versatile provider for THC and other cannabinoids, though it is not the only one. You might even use coconut oil, olive oil, or some other  oil. With exactly the very same fundamentals as making marijuana butter, you are able to produce infused sesame chili oil to garnish rice dishes, or coconut oil to use for your face mask. If you want coconut pot butter instead of oil, just use the same recipe as above but be sure to use coconut butter rather than oil. Then once you have your strained oil, place it into the refrigerator overnight for hardening and enjoy your coconut cannabis butter!

Coconut cannabis edibles such as oil and butter are gaining in popularity. Some fans swear it’s far superior in extracting the THC and curative elements of cannabis to butter. Additionally, it has health benefits to healing skin inflammation, from cholesterol amounts of its own. Bud butter might be bioavailability and more powerful than cannabutter due to absorption of cannabinoids. The consequences build pace yourself and are based on slow.

Two Ways To Make Cannabutter

Today I’ll be showing you guys two methods on how to make cannabutter, the first method is the most common way with a stove top and pot. This method does require a bit more maintenance and can dank up your kitchen. If you’re looking for a more discrete way of making cannabutter with a lot less smell I suggested the second method with the slow cooker, as it’s a lot more forgiving and won’t burn your butter. If you’re not too keen on paying for a slow cooker or don’t want to borrow your moms, stovetop is your best option.

Decarboxylation

Prior to making your cannabutter, then you will want to decarboxylate, or “decarb”, the cannabis blossom you are working with. Skipping this step will create a product that is weak or dormant. This is why cannabis buds generate  a non-intoxicating acidic cannabinoid called THCA. As soon as we vaporize or smoke cannabis, the heat converts THCA into THC, the molecule that delivers euphoric effects. If preparing CBD edibles, this same process should be applied.

Step By Step

Decarb the cannabis. Preheat your oven to 245ºF. Place cannabis buds on a non-stick, oven-safe tray. Cover the tray with parchment paper to prevent sticking. Insert the tray into the oven and then set a timer for 30-40 minutes.

Grind the decarboxylated cannabis coarsely with a hand grinder.

Stovetop Method For Weed Butter

As soon as you’ve obtained your bud decarboxylated your one step closer to creating your cannabutter. Now to infuse your cannabis to the butter you are going to want a few things. A sizable enough pot to carry your entire stuff, a container to maintain the cannabutter (preferably glass), spatula and knife, cheesecloth to strain not to mention the principal components. For this recipe we’ll be using 1 oz (28 g) of marijuana to 4 sticks of butter. Ensure that your ingredients are top quality as this can influence the effectiveness of your own butter. The more fat in your butter the more THC can be absorbed.

Step By Step

Melt the butter. Add 4 sticks of butter and 1 cup of water into saucepan or a stock pot. Simmer on low and allow the butter melt. Adding water prevents the butter from burning and can help regulate the temperature.

Insert the cannabis. Add on your ground cannabis merchandise as the butter starts to melt.

Simmer. Maintain low heat (preferably above 160ºF but not surpassing 200ºF) and allow the mixture simmer for 2-3 hours, stirring occasionally. The mix shouldn’t ever come to a boil.

Strain the cannabutter. Set a funnel on top of a jar and line it with cheesecloth. Pour it on the cheesecloth funnel and then let it strain once the butter has chilled. (Hint: Squeezing the cheesecloth can induce more bad-tasting plant substance through).

Refrigerate the jar of butter. You can eliminate the butter and then drain out the water, if water forms in the base of the jar. (The butter will have to refrigerate for approximately an hour prior to removing the water)

Slow Cooker Method For Weed Butter

This way is the most economical and most effective way if you are fortunate enough to get your hands on a cooker. All you’ll need is your slow cooker, a container to hold the cannabutter, cheesecloth to strain and a spatula. Of course just like the first method we’ll be using 1 ounce of premium cannabis to 4 sticks of butter. Once you’ve decarboxylated the weed like how we previously discussed follow these next steps.

Step By Step

Grind your cannabis coarsely. (Hint: A coffee grinder can finely pulverize the blossom and prevent powerful straining of bad-tasting plant substance.)

Place to low, or somewhere around 160ºF. (Hint: Prevent exceeding 200ºF to reduce burning or squandering cannabinoids. You might even add a little water to help avoid scorching.)

Add the butter and ground cannabis. Stir occasionally.

After about 3 hours, then switch off the crockpot and then await the butter to cool.

Strain as above.

Dosing Your Cannabutter

Dosing your cannabutter can be very tricky. The first mistake people make it taking too much, so this simple trick can be helpful.

You have used an ounce of marijuana in this recipe – 28 grams of weed in the butter (minus the plant material)

Divide your butter into 28 equal pieces, say 4 rows of 7 (if you miscalculate, you can remold the butter and start again)

Each piece will have the equivalent effect of 1 gram of weed which is about one large bowl

Beginners will start with half of that or less – the rule is “start low and go slow” for cannabis edibles

Wait 45 minutes to two hours before redosing.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you should take more if you don’t get effects immediately. The effects of edibles start slow and build steadily. If you re-dose before the effects appear, you will have taken too much and will feel uncomfortably high for a few hours. In any case, do not consume the whole thing in one go. Weed butter will give you a slow and steady body high with euphoria and pain relief. It will work better than smoked marijuana for those with chronic illnesses because the effects will peak later and last longer.

Now You Know How To Make Cannabutter

Cannabutter can be used to make a nearly endless list of cannabis-infused edible recipes, such as baked sweets like; cookies, brownies, cakes, chocolates, muffins, banana bread homemade gummies, puddings and ice cream. For people with the more savory pallet you can add it to some fresh popcorn as a movie snack or use the cannabutter for your favorites dishes like added to a sauce for mac n cheese or incorporated in your pasta sauce. If you really want to feel like royalty try adding some of the cannabutter on top of a nice juicy steak, how can you go wrong with a delicious medicated meal like that. For a more vegetarian option u can infuse the cannabutter with your favorite salad dressing.

Just a quick recap of what we learned:

Always decarboxylate your weed, as its needed to maximize potency in your cannabutter.

Remember if you’re not infusing into butter make sure it has a high fat content like coconut oil as THC is absorbed through fat.

If you have the option of using the slow cooker method is very stress free and will have a low margin for error, especially if this is your first time.

Assuming you’re cooking on the stovetop, remember to always monitor the butter stirring every half hour to prevent any burning.

If you’ve enjoyed this post and found it informative please leave a comment in the post. You can also buy weed online and the necessary accessories to make cannabutter at weed-deals.ca, a top online weed dispensary in Canada. Make sure to sign up to receive up to date news on the marijuana industry and deals on premium weed and cheap weed.

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How To Make Cannabutter

How To Make Cannabutter

By Terpene Terminator – November 25, 2019

So you are considering making cannabutter? Great! Cannabutter is a superb way to enjoy cannabis without the frustration of coughing up a lung when you smoke or smelling. Cannabis-infused butter (cannabutter) is among the easiest and most frequent techniques to create infused cannabis edibles. But, making butter may be a bit tricky. To be able to trigger its psychoactive effects, the flower has to be warmed at a very low temperature. This recipe will lead you through this process–called decarboxylation before walking you through a step-by-step guide on how to make cannabutter.

What Is Cannabutter?

Butter is a delicious and versatile provider for THC and other cannabinoids, though it is not the only one. You might even use coconut oil, olive oil, or some other  oil. With exactly the very same fundamentals as making marijuana butter, you are able to produce infused sesame chili oil to garnish rice dishes, or coconut oil to use for your face mask. If you want coconut pot butter instead of oil, just use the same recipe as above but be sure to use coconut butter rather than oil. Then once you have your strained oil, place it into the refrigerator overnight for hardening and enjoy your coconut cannabis butter!

Coconut cannabis edibles such as oil and butter are gaining in popularity. Some fans swear it’s far superior in extracting the THC and curative elements of cannabis to butter. Additionally, it has health benefits to healing skin inflammation, from cholesterol amounts of its own. Bud butter might be bioavailability and more powerful than cannabutter due to absorption of cannabinoids. The consequences build pace yourself and are based on slow.

Two Ways To Make Cannabutter

Today I’ll be showing you guys two methods on how to make cannabutter, the first method is the most common way with a stove top and pot. This method does require a bit more maintenance and can dank up your kitchen. If you’re looking for a more discrete way of making cannabutter with a lot less smell I suggested the second method with the slow cooker, as it’s a lot more forgiving and won’t burn your butter. If you’re not too keen on paying for a slow cooker or don’t want to borrow your moms, stovetop is your best option.

Decarboxylation

Prior to making your cannabutter, then you will want to decarboxylate, or “decarb”, the cannabis blossom you are working with. Skipping this step will create a product that is weak or dormant. This is why cannabis buds generate  a non-intoxicating acidic cannabinoid called THCA. As soon as we vaporize or smoke cannabis, the heat converts THCA into THC, the molecule that delivers euphoric effects. If preparing CBD edibles, this same process should be applied.

Step By Step

Decarb the cannabis. Preheat your oven to 245ºF. Place cannabis buds on a non-stick, oven-safe tray. Cover the tray with parchment paper to prevent sticking. Insert the tray into the oven and then set a timer for 30-40 minutes.

Grind the decarboxylated cannabis coarsely with a hand grinder.

Stovetop Method For Weed Butter

As soon as you’ve obtained your bud decarboxylated your one step closer to creating your cannabutter. Now to infuse your cannabis to the butter you are going to want a few things. A sizable enough pot to carry your entire stuff, a container to maintain the cannabutter (preferably glass), spatula and knife, cheesecloth to strain not to mention the principal components. For this recipe we’ll be using 1 oz (28 g) of marijuana to 4 sticks of butter. Ensure that your ingredients are top quality as this can influence the effectiveness of your own butter. The more fat in your butter the more THC can be absorbed.

Step By Step

Melt the butter. Add 4 sticks of butter and 1 cup of water into saucepan or a stock pot. Simmer on low and allow the butter melt. Adding water prevents the butter from burning and can help regulate the temperature.

Insert the cannabis. Add on your ground cannabis merchandise as the butter starts to melt.

Simmer. Maintain low heat (preferably above 160ºF but not surpassing 200ºF) and allow the mixture simmer for 2-3 hours, stirring occasionally. The mix shouldn’t ever come to a boil.

Strain the cannabutter. Set a funnel on top of a jar and line it with cheesecloth. Pour it on the cheesecloth funnel and then let it strain once the butter has chilled. (Hint: Squeezing the cheesecloth can induce more bad-tasting plant substance through).

Refrigerate the jar of butter. You can eliminate the butter and then drain out the water, if water forms in the base of the jar. (The butter will have to refrigerate for approximately an hour prior to removing the water)

Slow Cooker Method For Weed Butter

This way is the most economical and most effective way if you are fortunate enough to get your hands on a cooker. All you’ll need is your slow cooker, a container to hold the cannabutter, cheesecloth to strain and a spatula. Of course just like the first method we’ll be using 1 ounce of premium cannabis to 4 sticks of butter. Once you’ve decarboxylated the weed like how we previously discussed follow these next steps.

Step By Step

Grind your cannabis coarsely. (Hint: A coffee grinder can finely pulverize the blossom and prevent powerful straining of bad-tasting plant substance.)

Place to low, or somewhere around 160ºF. (Hint: Prevent exceeding 200ºF to reduce burning or squandering cannabinoids. You might even add a little water to help avoid scorching.)

Add the butter and ground cannabis. Stir occasionally.

After about 3 hours, then switch off the crockpot and then await the butter to cool.

Strain as above.

Dosing Your Cannabutter

Dosing your cannabutter can be very tricky. The first mistake people make it taking too much, so this simple trick can be helpful.

You have used an ounce of marijuana in this recipe – 28 grams of weed in the butter (minus the plant material)

Divide your butter into 28 equal pieces, say 4 rows of 7 (if you miscalculate, you can remold the butter and start again)

Each piece will have the equivalent effect of 1 gram of weed which is about one large bowl

Beginners will start with half of that or less – the rule is “start low and go slow” for cannabis edibles

Wait 45 minutes to two hours before redosing.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you should take more if you don’t get effects immediately. The effects of edibles start slow and build steadily. If you re-dose before the effects appear, you will have taken too much and will feel uncomfortably high for a few hours. In any case, do not consume the whole thing in one go. Weed butter will give you a slow and steady body high with euphoria and pain relief. It will work better than smoked marijuana for those with chronic illnesses because the effects will peak later and last longer.

Now You Know How To Make Cannabutter

Cannabutter can be used to make a nearly endless list of cannabis-infused edible recipes, such as baked sweets like; cookies, brownies, cakes, chocolates, muffins, banana bread homemade gummies, puddings and ice cream. For people with the more savory pallet you can add it to some fresh popcorn as a movie snack or use the cannabutter for your favorites dishes like added to a sauce for mac n cheese or incorporated in your pasta sauce. If you really want to feel like royalty try adding some of the cannabutter on top of a nice juicy steak, how can you go wrong with a delicious medicated meal like that. For a more vegetarian option u can infuse the cannabutter with your favorite salad dressing.

Just a quick recap of what we learned:

Always decarboxylate your weed, as its needed to maximize potency in your cannabutter.

Remember if you’re not infusing into butter make sure it has a high fat content like coconut oil as THC is absorbed through fat.

If you have the option of using the slow cooker method is very stress free and will have a low margin for error, especially if this is your first time.

Assuming you’re cooking on the stovetop, remember to always monitor the butter stirring every half hour to prevent any burning.

If you’ve enjoyed this post and found it informative please leave a comment in the post. You can also buy weed online and the necessary accessories to make cannabutter at weed-deals.ca, a top online weed dispensary in Canada. Make sure to sign up to receive up to date news on the marijuana industry and deals on premium weed and cheap weed.

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