#I WANT MORE EXCUSES TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF KUKUI OKAY?! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

themothsnest · 8 months ago

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Reasons why i should not be allowed to write once i get my new devices (and emotionally recover from playing a Luigi's Mansion game for the first time in over a decade QwQ)

1: I have learned from Ao3 that you can apparently post shit from Nintendo Switches

2: The stuff i use to reduce my anxiety and stress causes me to have a chronic case of The Eepy Munchies™ resulting in snaccies then passing tf out

3: DarkParadise allows me to accurately use the term "Thundercunting" due to canon information supporting the need for a more extreme term for what happens to Kukui when he fucks around to find out.

#bonus 4: galarian guzma.#i have a LIST of insults that can be turned into terms of endearment aimed at kukui #including but not limited to: Cockwomble #being british sucks but at least i can continue to bully kukui by calling him a cockwomble #but also i just like the idea of guzma being born in circhester then moving to alola while quite young #I WANT MORE EXCUSES TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF KUKUI OKAY?!#THAT THOT AINT GONNA BE FEELING SO HOT AT THE TOP OF A GOD DAMN MOUNTAIN #but also guzma tending to stick around po town most of the time due to the rain because of the slightly cooler temperatures #and kukui's complaints about wearing sweaters that dont have ventilation for the tiddies

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