As someone who’s been a part of the TCC for at least 15 years…
The girls who think they’re Eric/Dylan’s “soulmates” or “twin flames” or whatever tf, because they have these “connections” are crazy AF.
Bc they try and prove their point SO BAD but really just sound like this:
• “D/E had parents. I have parents!”
• “D/E had siblings. I have siblings!”
• “D/E went to high school. I go to high school!”
• “D/E liked video games. I like video games!”
• “D/E lived in Colorado, and I’ve THOUGHT about GOING to Colorado ONCE.”
• “Eric moved around a lot and I’ve lived in THREE different houses!”
Or other bullshit like:
• “Dylan’s my soulmate bc he has long blond hair, and I love long hair, and my DOG has blond hair!”
• “My parents VIVIDLY remember Columbine.”
Like yeah, so does everyone else???
• “Dylan was born on 9/11 and I was born on the 11th! Doesn’t matter what month.”
• “I DREAM about them, so clearly they’re SPEAKING to me from beyond the grave.”
• “My favorite food is RICE, and if you scramble those letters around, you get ERIC.”
🤦🏽
Like bro… you weren’t even alive when they were.
But yeah, they’re gonna come talk to YOU… not their families, friends, crushes, whatever… but a random stranger.
Sure.
Not to mention that people have been thinking this shit for the last 15 years, at LEAST. But yes… they’ve chosen YOU. Someone who was -6y/o when Columbine happened. 👀
Okay.
And people think Eric and Dylan were the crazy ones…
Please send me just whatever emoji(s?) you feel like in a reply to this post and yes I WILL be using said emojis as inspo to pick which WIPs I am gonna write out said rage through, l o l .
When Flash first overhears Peter talking about the "Stark Internship," he rolls his eyes and thinks, "Of course he'd go with that excuse at Midtown School of Science and Technology."
Whatever. Flash knows the truth. He's seen the car that Parker gets picked up in, seen the body guard / chauffeur and the absolutely insane amount of discrete safety tech he always has on. Flash is convinced that the whole orphan thing is just a cover story and Peter secretly has parents at least as rich and influential as Flash's own.
Maybe they're politicians or the mob or something, and that's why all the secrecy. Honestly, Flash is doing him a favor by bullying him all the time for being an unimportant orphan. It's the perfect cover. Maybe he'll even drop the ridiculous Stark Industries lie and come up with a more believable backstory soon.
Then, one day Flash and Peter end up in a kidnapping situation.
The kidnappers take Flash's watch, but they leave some of Peter's tech since it's better hidden. As soon as they're alone, Flash expects Peter to hit that panic button and get them the hell out of there.
Only... he doesn't? Did Peter learn nothing from K&R training? Flash reaches over and hits the secret panic button 3 times immediately, no hesitation. Peter is shocked. Flash is like, "Oh come on, I obviously know your secret."
He's kind of curious and excited now to see who Peter's secret parents are, once the cops get them out of there.
He is not at all prepared when Iron Man bursts through the door.
He's even less prepared when Tony Stark steps out of the suit and totally freaks out at Peter, hugging him and checking for injuries.
... maybe he's finally met Peter's secret parent after all.
friendly reminder that Neteyam is a well-adjusted kid who has a good relationship with his parents, that he tries his darnedest to be a good warrior because he genuinely looks up to his dad and wants to be like him, and that the idea that Jake and Neytiri are "forcing" him to be perfect, that they "stole his childhood" or that he's "not allowed" to be a kid, etc. are all pure fanfiction with little to no evidence in canon thanks bye
if you feel like chewing something and you don’t have gum you can always make soft ice/ cotton ice, it only takes 1.5 hrs if the water is already refrigerated or 2.5 hrs if its room temp (there’s lots of tutorials on tiktok & yt). then for that time you cant eat anything since you’re waiting for ur soft ice!
I don’t have anything profound to say about Fantastic Mr. Fox except that I think I might know every line from Fantastic Mr. Fox.
what a magnificent creature. wish him luck, boys