#I MIDSSED YOU

[orgasming-caterpillar]

hi babyyy

spare me your seductions you vile temptress

[pomni-xddcc]

I just found out you and ragatha are getting married!!?.! Did I mIDSS The wedding!,??? WHATRE YOU GOING TO NAME THE BABY

Congrats btw:3✌️🏳️‍🌈q

Oh dear uh thank you! We really are moving fast..oh dear..

God..

[blue-jasmine2yas]

Me when I am having a normal time. You swallowed a fly. You -- you swallowed a fly. It is your system. Kind of doomed.

Me when things go wrong. Oh good this is the last time for your life to work out. You had a chance to fix it and you midssed it. It’s gone. You have no reason to be alive. What is your purpose. (I can’t make this funny anymore) You don’t deserve to be alive.

[irndad]

im joking i just midssed youb hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

………..u r my best friend and i missed you even though we’re literally on facetime

[the-sexy-milligan-blog]

(all of the texts!)

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Owen: It's so weird not waking up next to you anymore. 
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Owen: You know sometimes I really worry about you. 
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 
Owen: K, b there soonSend “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Owen: I AN SPPOOO DEUNK. MAKED ME HORNY N MIDSS YOUUUUUUU
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Owen: Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.Owen: You ever think about if we were still together?
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.Owen: God Ash you're such a bitch. This is why I left you!
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.Owen: You ever wonder what camel milk tastes like?
Send “@” for a SCARED text.Owen: What you mean you're scared of how drunk your dad is?Owen: Ash? Where did you go?
Send “&” for a LOVING text.Owen: Even if we aren't together anymore I still care about your well being. 
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.Owen: Umm you've been taking your birth control, right?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.Owen: Omg Tristan was able to run a little bit today!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.Owen: Hey yeah I wanna fuck later. Owen: Not for you Ash, sorry. 
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING textOwen: I hate that everyone thinks I'm this asshole meathead jock. I'm really nice if you get to know me.