#I LOVE YOU JAKE WILSON 👍

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My biggest regret when making this post is that I made it way before learning Jake does in fact say Okie Dokie too. They're both grown ass men.

Cinematic parallels

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a long as fuck but oversimplified summary of everything that has ever happened in the Starwritten society up to this point

Arc 1

The society exists 👍

Fox also exists

As well as Hollister

Fox gets assigned this random kid (hollister) to mentor

He’s not happy about it😕

But there’s nothing he can really do about it so oh well too bad so sad haha loser

Hollister is a very quick learner

They go on a mission together and meet the BBEG who now has a personal vendetta against both of them bc Fox like killed her mom or smth idk :/

Now they have to hunt her down while she’s actively trying to kill both of them

Her name‘s Eleanor btw

Fox and Hollister slowly develop a father-daughter relationship

but Like in a banter kinda way

and they’re both too stubborn to admit it

anyway

Hollister does some dum shit n almost dies

Fox yells at her because he’s grown attached to her whether he likes it or not

Hollister takes a walk to cool off

She gets fuckin kidnapped lol

Fox has to go save his kid

Big fight🥊🥊🥊

Eleanor fucking dies

Kidding she gets arrested

She can’t die yet she has to do that later

hollister and fox admit they care about each other and are now father and child

happily ever after

Arc 2

the bad guy’s name is Andrew

And he’s really a victim not a villain but SHHHH you don’t know that until later

He’s not even a lab runner he’s just being blackmailed by a certain someone into fucking with the society to distract them

Wilson suddenly exists ❤️

Like he did last arc but he wasn’t super important

Also there’s a lot of content of him working with Fox and them being friends and the imaginary shippers go fucking wild

Anyway 💅💅💅

We get an actual explanation of everyone’s backstories (except Wilson we just know his mentor is dead) because there’s this one “episode” where they’re on a boat and they have nothing to do so they just go “hey wanna talk about our trauma“ “sure!”

Hollister figures out this guy‘s being threatened

Turns out his son’s been kidnapped

its This Whole Thing🤷

anyway

The problem is solved and he gets to be an agent of the society and the token straight

We never see him again :)

we also don’t know who was blackmailing him but Wilson has a suspicion

Remember his dead mentor?

Yeah he gets a call from her asking to meet urgently

That’s where it ends

Arc 3

God has officially left the groupchat babes

Wilson goes to meet his dead mentor again

She is very worried 😧

Turns out someone from his past (@ my one and only mutual you know who it is dontcha) who hurt him a LOT was the one blackmailing Andrew

Wilson is very much more concerned about the fact that SHE’S STILL ALIVE??

AND SHE DIDNT TELL HIM???🤨

she says something about our new bbeg hunting her or smt and Wilson goes ”okay aight thats fair”

anyway she’s gotta go but she tells him he’s got a while before our bbeg comes after him

he does NOT have a while🙃

He tries to pretend everything is normal

Fox, Kennedy, Wilson, and Hollister go on a trip to escort some new lab runner to a very special Starwritten Society prison

Guess who shows up

Thats right

Its Jake from Statefarm

kidding it’s this ugly ass mf Alastor 🤢

who showed up purely to antagonize Wilson and also make a halfassed attempt to kill him but mainly the first one

And Wilson is revealed to be an enhanced!

He has pyrokinesis and heat manipulation and super fast healing who knew??

I did motherfuckers

I knew

ha

anyway

turns out Wilson’s not like other girls bc he wasn’t a kidnapped kid with powers, Alastor straight up made a person

with lab equipment and science obviously

how else do you make a person 🤨

anyway and Wilson was raised to be a human flamethrower (read: weaponized child) for Alastor but was saved when he was 17 and he suffered horrible abuse

Alastor fucking sucks

Wilson is now dealing with both the facts that his past abuser showed up again to fuck up his life

and ALSO he’s in love

with Fox

lmao loser

So some shit happens

Mainly chasing Alastor back and forth

But Fox gets shot, almost dies, Wilson confesses his love while his future husband is actively dying like a true Disney prince

he Doesn’t Die so dw 👍

Wilson takes Hollister to Paris bc they think Alastor is there

They end up rescuing Jade, Alastor’s new “project”

She and Hollister get along very well

Like really well

Like girlfriends well👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Anyway more shit happens

Fox gets kidnapped (that happens a lot huh,,,)

wilson goes to save him

wilson almost dies but his old mentor shows up in true Deus ex machina style

Alastor fucking dies yay :DDD bitch

And Wilson And Fox Kiss

everything wraps up perfectly :))

Arc 4

Fox and Wilson are dating. 👨‍❤️‍👨

Just thought you should know that

Anyway

Did you know Fox had a sister

Keyword “had”, she died or some shit when he was 14.

But it turns out she DIDNT die actually haha wow that seems like a trend in this paracosm 💀

Nah actually she got kidnapped, brainwashed, given superhuman abilities and then turned into like,, the goodwill winter soldier.

Her power seems to be that she moves really fast but she actually just slows down time for everyone but herself.

Anyway she breaks into the Society because she’s SUPPOSED to be kidnapping Adams

(the director)

But she kidnaps Walker instead by accident

and the lab runner dude who’s basically gaslit her into believing hes her dad is very not happy that they got this dumb motherfucker and not Adams😐

So Walker got his ass kidnapped and everyone is panicking bc who the fuck would be so bold as to literally break into the Society, snatch some Random Idiot and just,,, leave??

Fox is also having one HELL of a crisis because they got a blood sample on the chick and she’s his dead sister so yknow

They track her down, she slowly starts regaining old memories but she can’t make sense of them

and as such is very annoyed when Fox calls her ”Wren”

Because she’s not “Wren” she’s the motherfucking RED ELITE 🤬🤬

yet Wren feels so familiar to her?

So eventually she’s pieced together enough to know that this mf is her brother?? What

and her “dad” actually fucking sucks

(her actual dad sucked too but we dont talk about him, focus)

she confronts Walker about it because they still have him kidnapped

Walker is a literal dumbass but he’s a well-meaning dumbass so he tries to help

They escape together

Wren just sorta… shows up?? At the society building?

Walker has to explain to everyone that it’s FINE he’s fine she’s friendly now!! :D see! she had an existential crisis and now she’s nice!!

Fox is the first to forgive her he just hugs her

they got each other back :DD

anywho they go murder the fuck out of the dude who brainwashed her

And then she kinda just leaves

to go figure herself out or smth

idk

this one was weird🤷

Arc 5

More focus on Adams this time

Why?

because the bbeg is their brother whoa

who woulda thought

anyway some shit happens

the main early plot point is that we find out Hollister is actually an enhanced?🧐

She was the result of an experiment of the same bad guy of this arc who was trying to recreate what Alastor did with Wilson

and while he did create a human person who was GENERALLY enhanced he failed to create the ability he was trying for

so he deemed the kid a failed experiment and told one of his other scientists to get rid of her

this lady wasn’t about to kill a baby so she just kinda gave Hollister a name and dropped her off somewhere and went “BAM no longer my problem.”

now hollister is having a crisis bc turns out her entire life has been based on the fact that she wasn’t good enough which is her worst fear :/

so that’s fun

anyway once again they murder the shit out of the bad guys

hollister gets therapy and is no longer having a crisis and has actually started to accept herself MORE for who she is!

did I mention this is all severely oversimplified

im skipping so much

its not this boring I promise

anyway everything is fine again

Arc 6

Hollister is now almost 18 and getting ready for her ~official~ graduation into a real agent

Fox is very proud of her😁

Too bad for him tho bc he fucking dies!

kidding kidding

everyone just THINKS he’s dead but he’s not because he fell out of a helicopter down a several hundred foot drop into the sea BUT he got caught by some telekinetic kid on a boat so he’s Fine Actually

everyone is sad

especially Wilson

because Fox actually proposed the day before

so sad

thats really as far as I’ve gotten

😇