to break the stereotype:
heatwave smells like the cybertronian equivalent of cologne and quickshadow smells like the cybertronian equivalent of blood and dead meat (being an assassin & spy)
Heatwave would smell like the Cybertronian version of Dior Sauvage and Quickshadow just SWOONS whenever she smells it- he naturally smells like fire and he adds a lil bit of cinnamon because he KNOWS how much Quickshadow loves the smell of fire burning (he knows how to pull girls fr)
Quickshadow is spoiled by Heatwave with expensive luxury gifts like perfumes but she always comes back from missions smelling like dead bodies but Heatwave thinks it’s so hardcore and attractive and also reminds him that his cuddly, quiet girlfriend is a bloodthirsty assassin and spy 💀💀💀
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Okay but I just think Aziraphale talking to the Bentley the way I talk to my '98 Camry named Carol when her check engine light turns off for a bit (praise kink)
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I'm losing my shit about this car sun shade I found on etsy
like??? Imagine you're taking out the apartment trash and on the way to the dumpster you see Gale just sitting there in an empty car, staring vacantly. And he looks so fucking lost. You know his ass does NOT have a license
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thinking about a sadist telling me im not allowed to cum and then immediately making me cum on purpose just so they can punish and make fun of me for not being able to follow directions
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‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old
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