#I LOV THIS IDEA SO MUCH SHES THE PERFECT SELF-LOATHING TRYING TO DO BETTR FAILURE GROUCH FOR THIS

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OBSESSED with the way you write Vaggie talking to her spear like a grizzled detective in a noir movie doing the voice over of their thought process

VAGGIE NOIR

new chaggie au Vaggie drops into hell and tries bringing some justice with her by becoming a grumpy hard boiled P.I. who's shit at lying but dogged at digging up enough dirt on Overlords so they have to treat at least SOME of their enslaved souls better. Everyone thinks she's doing some kind of edgy Exorcist-wanna be cosplay. Also, she talks to herself.

"It was a bad idea for washed up ex-Exorcist angel in hiding to take up lodgings with the clingily princess of Hell, whose rainbow sprinkled dreams and abandonment issues could be seen all the way up from Heaven...

but it was a bad idea with a hopeful smile, no rent, and amazing legs, and I was almost as out of shape as I was out of cash. As long as I didn't sign off my soul to her, I figured I'd be fine.

Then I lost my fucking heart to her instead. And even worse she thought that was pretty sweet, so now I'm stuck lying to her between kisses."

I really had to fall all the way to hell to fall in love, huh?

Figures."