#I LOV ER

[thiccsys]

HI I JUST THINK YOU SEEM VERY COOL AND NICE AND KIND??? YOU SEEM VERY SUPPORTIVE OF PEOPLE AND YOU HAVE GREAT ART. AND AS AN ERROR IRL I APPRECIATE HOW YOU “LOV” ME :]

HEHE HEY!!! thank you so much… i promise im so nice and cool and amazing. As a system with too many error introjects ily /p

[opens-up-4-nobody]

X-]

[llegato]

i love water and streams and ponds and lakes and rivers and oceans and seas and coral reefs and little fish and big fish and sharks and dolphins and whales and

[lem-argentum]

oh yeah soo i might’v gotten bg.3 the other dayyy…. the experience thus far: “mm i probably won’t like anyone in this game ^^” *meets kar.lach* ��Oh

[sadlazzle]

i gotta say im enjoying elden ring so much. like im jst rlly having fun. im probably missing quite a few things n i need to explore more n get some cooler armour n spells but honestly im jst havin a rlly good time

[elysiangroom]

Black & white, void, liminal space

Also rowan wants to say forbidden color

Nash have i ever told u i loved u. yr my favorite blue kitty and im putting tuna in a puzzle slider cat toy for you

[watcherscrown]

[greaseonmymouth]

til solen står op (66961 words) by nerakrose Chapters: 25/36 Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck, Assad & Carl Mørck Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Marcus Jacobsen, Rose Knudsen, Jesper (Afdeling Q), Hardy (Afdeling Q) Additional Tags: Aftermath of Violence, Police Brutality, All Cops Are Bastards, Whump, Forced Outing, Eventual Happy Ending, Assad Whump, WIP Tags, POV Alternating, Original Character(s), Pining, Father-Son Relationship, Queer Themes, Situationship (temporary), Demisexual Character, Demisexual Carl Mørck, Jesper lever i et univers hvor han har TO papfædre. han kan ikke overbevises om andet, lidt for detaljerede beskrivelser af kaffe nu når jeg tænker over det, Carl og Assad skændes som et gammelt ægtepar ❤️, jeg mener den her fic endelig fortjener et slow burn tag helt ærligt, Slow Burn, Masturbation, Pining: i n t e n s i f i e s, Family Dynamics, conversations in cars, Carl prøver virkelig sit bedste Summary: "Der er to tusind klagesager mod politiet hvert år. Vi vinder dem allesammen. Er det fordi vi aldrig begår fejl eller fordi vi beskytter hinanden?" - Carl Mørck, Journal 64

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kunne dagens kapitel (4904 ord) være blevet delt i to? ja. gjorde jeg det? nej. god weekend venner

[fluffycatgirl]

aurahgh

my evil wife who won't fucking get the lookout spot

[vaguely-humanoid-form]

the lamp

[linkzac]

i don't even like tt*pd all that much

[vannyblutea]

AWWAWAWAWAWAWA IT SYBIE!!!!!!!!!! IT THE BIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also WAAAA POOR LURKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lurky need a littol umbrella

26th Artfight attack FOR @vannyblutea ,,10 chain rvwnege w this one🙏

[yawarakaizai]

pm!dazai taking reader on a date after school, but it’s somehow awkward! tried to get you a stuffie from a claw machine but failed miserably, so he shot the glass out of frustration.. something like that hehe ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

ⵌ HANGIN' OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND'S RIDE

SENDER Reader (Fem) RECIPITENT PM Dazai Osamu (BSD) CONTENTS You were a horrible pair. You two were unlikely and the path ahead of you could have never predicted such thing to happen. You aren't sure why or how, but you found yourself the centre of Osamu Dazai's attraction. NOTE fluff, reader and dazai are 16/17, brief chuuya, jealousy, young love COMPANY No Scrubs

A/N wrote th is thro ughou t th e sch ool d ay ;3; forgi ve any mist a kes or rush ed writ ing !!! eeeeeeE EEEE i lov requ ests ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

It was embarrassing at this point.

You disliked bringing any sort of unwanted attention to yourself more than anything else. And yet, you owe it to the brunette by your side who attracted stares like a magnet.

" Owwh, fuck! " His drawn out swear accompanied by the stomping of his shoe against the carpeted floor. It's biometric, vibrant patterns splattered across a dark black background sickened you to stare for too long.

" I told you, these are a scam ", you attempted to protest against his insistence that he was sure to win this time, no take-backs. " Why not buy a ticket to the bowling alley instead of wasting it on these? " You remained temperate in opposition to his rowdy and indecent behaviour. You adopted the traits of an older sister, or a mother.

" No way! I spent too much to give up now. " Your head ached. " Look, if I keep inching it closer to the drop, I'll be sure to get it. "

And so, the poor joystick would continue to be abused, 200 yen being inserted into the comparator with every miss, Dazai's agitation growing with each failure.

It had been a sultry evening after school. Gathering your belongings and preparing to take the daily commute home, the pitter-patter of heavy footsteps ran behind you to reveal none other than Dazai Osamu.

He was somewhat of an enigma to everyone who knew him, even those that never exchanged a word with him knew of his name.

Dazai had a horrible track-record and even worse attendance. With a mysterious bandage over his right eye.

Despite his lack of punctuality and participation in classes, he not once has ever failed an exam. Many rumours circulated that he'd cheat - though no evidence of such was ever received. Others thought he must've slept his way to good grades.

Or, he was just inhumanely intelligent.

" Y/N! Y/N! " His ecstatic voice beckoned you to stop walking as he had finally caught up to you, bending over to catch his breath. " Let's visit the arcade together! "

You didn't know what possessed you to accept.

" Oy! Leave 'er alone, moron. Some people actually have work to get to after school. "

And there was his companion, Chuuya. Underestimating him is like a death wish. He was short. Horribly, unfortunately short. Sometimes, you'd feel bashful for the fact he'd have to look up at you sometimes.

Unlike Dazai, Chuuya's absence from school wasn't intentional.

No, not at all. Chuuya never missed a day of school on his own accord. His record full of missed days were from suspensions.

Often getting into fights with anyone, he has never lost a fight.

The duo had a dynamic you couldn't quite grasp.

And then there was you in the middle of it all.

Dazai had lured you into the friend-group about two years ago, when you were all put in the same base class and Dazai, in his extroverted glory, made attempts to suck up to all in class.

You listened to how the girls would swoon and whisper amongst themselves about the legend that was Dazai Osamu, and once he reached you, you couldn't be less impressed than what he had to offer.

" Oh, c'mon Y/N! It won't take too long, we never hang out anymore! "

His sad attempt at desperate puppy eyes lightened your day a little, so you thought you should humour him, just this once.

You didn't know much about Dazai and Chuuya's private life and you didn't pry into the territory either.

All you knew was that they were filthy rich and had a connection to the principal, Ogai Mori. Otherwise, they would've been expelled a long time ago.

" Let it go, Dazai. It's not worth it. " You put your hand on his shoulder as he leaned forward, nose barely touching the glass of the claw machine as he tried to focus on getting just what he wanted.

" But you looked at it! " He whined, digging into his pockets as the machine played a sound of defeat. " And? "

" And that means I need to get it for you! "

He insisted profusely that it'll be worth it, and you continued to doubt him. You've been standing by his side for thirty minutes at this point and not once has he won a prize.

You remarked to him that the game was purposely rigged, pointing out how weak the claw was and estimating the plushies within were weighing a little over the maximum capacity something so weak would be able to grasp for more than two seconds. That, and also how the claw would never close properly, inching in barely and dropping what toy it had luckily managed to hold onto.

And that degrading sound of humiliation. A squeaky, robotic coquettish voice repeating itself 'Better luck next time!' over and over.

Dazai was not losing to a machine.

Your stomach grumbled with hunger, and it was becoming clear that you both were growing with unrest at this machine.

" You kids still going at that? "

An arm propped itself on top of the roof of the claw machine, you looked up to see a worker had made his way over to you both. Dazai, did not look up from the game.

" I tried to get him to stop ", you mumbled, looking away from him. You'd always get shy at people older than you. You weren't exactly timid, but you were raised to be respectful. " He wants to win it for me. " It sounded oddly romantic when you put it that way.

" Yeah? You sure he can do it? " The man laughed at the truth. " So you two are on a date? " He overstayed his welcome and you began to wonder if it was usual for employees to wedge themselves into customers business.

" Yeah. We are. " Dazai answered for you, slotting in more coins for yet another try.

" Here, move li'l man, I got this. " Shoving Dazai away by the hip, the white-haired man. Begrudgingly, Dazai said nothing.

And almost with no effort at all, the man easily got the claw to clasp around the exact seal plush you wanted.

He must have been watching you both for a while to know what you wanted.

Although you kept assuring Dazai you didn't need it, you couldn't help the way your eyes sparkled as the man handed it to you with a smug smile.

" Oh! Thank you, sir! Thank you! " You took it from his hand with joy, looking at the fat cushion with adoration. It was simply adorable! You bowed your head repeatedly in gratitude, though felt it was simply not enough.

You almost forgot about Dazai until your ears deafened with the sound of a loud bang and the crashing of glass.

On impulse, you dropped to your knees with your hands over your ears protectively, unsure as to what just happened. Peeking through your tightly shut eyes, you saw that you were the only one to have dropped down and everyone else was as normal as ever.

Before you were even able to question, you uncovered your ear to hear Dazai converse with the man.

" How sad, I guess when you're making minimum wage you figure out how to make your job interesting. " Dazai cocked his pistol like second nature, and behind the legs of the employee you were crouched behind, you peered between his legs up at Dazai with wide, lost eyes.

Looking down at you, Dazai looked pissed.

" Didn't mean to scare you. Get up, we're leaving. "

The employee and Dazai seemed to know each other. You figured by the way the older man was cool about the whole ordeal, almost like he'd done everything intentionally.

You shakily rose to your feet, at a loss for words, and stared with astonishment as Dazai began to gather multiple stuffed toys from the now-broken claw machine and hold them in his arms after tucking his pistol away.

" But- you- the- "

You tripped over your words and found yourself unable to comprehend what had just happened.

" Not gonna run way with your Clyde, Bonnie? " The employee joked, stepping out of your way.

You felt this to be illegal. Maybe because it was. You did not want to aid in a robbery even if the employee was not actively stopping you. Before you could even act, Dazai grabbed you by the arm and ran ahead of you, dragging you behind him as he laughed, your other arm held tightly around the seal plush, afraid to let it go.

" Holy shit, I was so cool! " He shrilled, your shorter legs barely able to keep up with his strides.

" Dah-zai! " You panted out as he kept on running.

Your adrenaline rang in your ears and the heart in your chest beat rapidly as the two of you ran, jumped, hopped over valleys, onto the stepping stones of the river and through the bushes of the dark forest.

" Y/N! "

Dazai yelled out to you. At this point, many plushies in his arms had fallen, yet your intertwined hands never once budged open.

" Whah! Wh-What! " You tried to match his energy, but you were far too exhausted.

Finally, you both collapsed into the cold grass surrounding by large oak trees.

The night sky looking down on wild star-crossed students.

" I think I.. think I love you, Y/N " He said between deep breaths, both your limbs spread out as you tuned to the sound of crickets, the birds and the rapid breathing of one another.

You didn't know what you were thinking, or if you were even thinking coherently, though..

" I think I love you too, 'samu. "

©yawarakaizai 2023 ﹒﹒ reblogs appreciated! requests open :3

[puttersmile]

Let's say your friend had a really bad day. How do you make them feel better?

When it comes to one of my friends, he can't say no to getting a nice good brush on the ears! He is super prone to overworking himself to help everyone on the island. And I mean everyone. I worry about him sometimes. It's strange because its also why I lov- er- like him so much.

So I sat him down and told him about all the fun things our friends did that day thanks to his plans. Crafty told me since I missed a lot of it but honestly I didn't mind. Time flies with good boys!

AN: Referencing @funny-critter-blog 's nifty headcanon about the critter's fur getting dull if they are super tired or sick.

[kkongdakz]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i follow the waves to the MASTERLIST ,

𓇼 kim jiwoong ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

you'll be fine · fluff, angst, comfort

𓇼 zhang hao ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

drunk of you · angst, suggestive

𓇼 sung hanbin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

too perfect · fluff, angst, comfort

𓇼 seok matthew ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

𓇼 kim taerae ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

this loser · fluff

a summ(lov)er song · fluff

𓇼 shen ricky ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

sunlight · fluff

wrong time · angst

i missed you · fluff

wooden tower block · angst

𓇼 kim gyuvin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

battery recharge · fluff

kiss it better · fluff

puppy dog eyes · fluff

all good things must come to an end · angst

start over ? · smau

i sea you · fluff, comfort

love or die · angst, fluff

𓇼 park gunwook ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

one bed · fluff

𓇼 han yujin ,

bip ! you just got a text ! · text, fluff

a look at you · fluff

𓇼 zerobaseone ,

zb1 reactions when you're sick · fluff

zb1 reactions when you're wearing one of their clothes · fluff

zb1 reactions when you want to do the lipstick trend · fluff, suggestive

zb1 as romantic tropes · fluff

hyung line ,

kiss me · fluff, suggestive

maknae line ,

nothing yet..

[exotic-dinostuff]

MURDERB DRO.NE 3YEAR ANNIVERSARY TODAY I ALMOST FORGOT UNTIL A MUTUAL FRIEND REMINDED ME ‼️‼️‼️‼️:0

I'm so happy to have lasted this long in a fandom, in fact I've been here for almost ALMOST two years! it's been a wild ride :D

It's been such a nice few years and I really got to improve on my art, I feel like murder drones improved my art by so much

BECAUSEZ THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST DOODLES OF N in 2023 in May or someshit, YOU will NOT BE seeing the rest of THAT PAGE

AND THIS IS WHAT I CAN DRAW NOW, This is my N in 2024

ALL IN THE SPAN OF, I DON'T KNOW actually. BUT STILL

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING EXPLODED IN MY BRAIN AND PUT MY ARM ON STEROIDS

I discovered murder drones when the prom episode was about to come out. And I first saw the pilot 5 minutes in and forgot about it, BUT THE PROM EPISODE. THE PROM EPISODE. THE FREAKING PROM EP- SWITCHED SOMETHING UP IN MY 13 YEAR OLD BRAIN AND WENT, OHHHH YEAH I FUCK WITH THAT, THAT RED EYED ROBOT. THAT. RED. EYED. ROBOT. DOLL.

We have seen how that went

I'M ONE WHOLE YEAR OLDER AND WISER BUT I STILL LOVE HER A LOT.

Also there is more. Way more

IM SO HAPPY I SAW HER SHE MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY TO SEE ER ! THERE WHERE DARK TIMES.

Maybe the real murder was the friends we made along the way~

BUT IT DID NOT STOP THERE. BECAUSE AFTER THE PROM EPISODE, I WENT BACK TO THE FIRST, BECAUSE I LOVE DOLL- I MEAN. YES I FINALLY WATCHED A SHOW IN ORDER, I NEVER WATCHED A SHOW IN ORDER,I DIDN'T WATCH SU, BEASTARS, OR OMORI PLAYTHROUGHS IN ORDER, I WAS HIGH, in a good way :)

thanks for coming to my yapping session, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE GLITCH AND LIAM FOR MAKING THIS SHOW THAT I WAS GOD FORBID OBSESSED WITH, I LOVE MY MUTUALS, I LOVE YOU RIA, I LOVW LOVE YOU ROSE/CHAOTIC, I LOVE YOU PIKITA, I LOVE YOU CROW, I LOVE YOU EMLIY, I LOBEV YOU MEL, I LOVE YOU CREAMVOLTS, I LOVE YOU FISHFEARER, I LOVE YOU RECHII, I LOVE YOU GOGUR T, I LOV E YOU BIA, I LOVE YOU ROSE/CHAOTIC, I LOVE YOU RIA, I LOVE YOUR PKIITA, I LOVE YOU BIA, I LOVE YOU BIANCATHEBRAWLER ALTHOUGH YOU ARE NOT DRONED YET I STILLL THINK U R COOL I LOVE YOU NAT, I LOVE YOU NAT AGAIN, I LOVE YOU MEEMAW, I LOVE YOU FLARE THE FREAK, I LOVE YOU BICYCLE RING RING

RUNS TOWARDS THE NEAREST WINDOW AND EXPLODES