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yokelfelonking · 8 months ago

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TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"I GOTS AGAEM, it was ÒCALSSIC ACTION PAKC!!Ó it had minaotaro in packaman and centapeadand cookie monstar and a thinag where yuo were a green thing and yuo hads to hop on boxes and steel banansas from pyaramids wiht legs taht shotxs tehirer top off and tried to lands on yuo. anD i onnlyay had one laeg and i was blue and ihads to rescue teh princes!!1! and there wree robots wiht tails and a racon and geoeragrpahy SO I HAD TO ENTAR HAR DMASTH QUEESTIONS LIEK ÒWAHT IS 40#% OF K Ò and i wasuold click ont eh ansar but if yuo gots it worng a big wiht a fork wuold stabs yuo a3nd yuowuold have to go baks to teh first box ther was a clown spaec aleintoo!! WELL I FOUGHT M Y WAT TO TO TEH TOP OF THE OXES AND THERE WA S A RED MAN WIHT A HAAT AND A DIAMOND ON HIS LEGS!!!!! and he shotos eleactraicirtiy AND HE WAS NAEM TEH MATH BOGGLARA!1 so i shotoed him"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DON'T STEEL MY GODZILA WA CAUSE I WAS PLAAYING IWHT IT TEH OTHAR DAYA AND IT TURN REDA ND A SHOTA LASER AND MY THUMBANAIL FELL OF!! SO DONT DO IT UNLESS YOU WANT A NEWE SNORLAX MAED OUT OF THAUMBNAILS TEHPOSSED GODZILA STOEL FROM LITTEL INDIAN CHILDRAN WHO HAEV TO EAT DIRT AND ROCKS AND WOARK 38 HOWERS A DAY AND HAVE NO LEGS AND 3 EYES"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"TEHE DIFRERENCE BETWEEN A YOGI AND SNOT IS ATHT WOEN OF TEHM HAS A CATNO NAEMEAD FAFERTE THEM UT IT WAS REALLY NAEMED AFTER YOGI BEERRA AND TEH OTHAR OEN DOESAZNT!! HYO YOGI AHAAHAAHHA I LOEV TEH CAPRI SUNS"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"BUZAR< IK LIEK TEAHT GAEM WHEN YUO ARE A SAFAIR EXPLORAR ONT EH BROWN MOUANATINGS AND TEHRE SI A BIARD AND TEH BIRD GO'S ARUOND WHEN YUO PRES A BUTTAN AND SOEMTIEMS IT DOES TAeK YUOR MAN AND PUTS HIM IN A DIFFARANT PALEC, MAEKS YUO SAY "GRAAARGH!!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHA WOWOOOOOB TEH GRAEP ECSAPE!! AHHAHHAHAH WHEE I AM CLAY GRAEP AND TEH FOOT SMARSHES ME HAHHAHAHAHA AOOPS INTARMAISSION TIEM, FLIP TEH DVD OVAR HAAHHAHAH oh wate taht si teh GRATE ecsape"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"A GODO WAY TO BRING YOUR THEOCRAzY INTO POWAR IS TO GIVE ALL TEH FARM ANIMALS YOU CONTROL IRON FOREHEAD!!!! TAHT WAY NOBODY REBALCAN SNEEK INTO YUOR BASE AND STEAL THERE BRANES WIHT A STRAW AND TWO TOOTHPICKS!! ONEC I SAW SOMEBODY SPIT ON HIS ARM AND PUT A THING ON IT TO MAEK A CAT!!!"

"I WROTE A FUNNAY SONG HERE IT SII: ,YOUA RE CORVERED WITH GRIME JANES BOND SAYS WHERE WHERE YOU ON A TEH NIGHT OF TEH CRIEM? BUT T TEHN HE WAS CONVERED WITH GREEN SLIEM LIEK GORGE ORWELL OR SOEMTHING"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"HEY KIDDS!! RTY TIUHS AT HOEM!!! GO TO TEH BEEHC AND SPIT ON YOUR ARM AND DARW A PRETTY PICTURE WIHT SPIT!! TEHN PUT SAND ON IT. TEHN PUT YOUR ARM IN AN ICEMAKER THING AND FILL YUOR ARM WIHT ORANGE JUICE AND STICK TOOTHPIKCS THROUGH IT TO MAEK ARM ORANGE JUICE SPIT POSPICLES!!!!1"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"GERTJGJR HRURRRRRF!! DRATTE!! FOLIED AGANE!! YUO METALING KILLED ALWAYS PLAYING TETRIS AND PUTTIANG A THAING UNDAR AN ACTION LASAR TO MAEK THE SQUARE COEM TO LIEF!!!!!11 AND TE HSQUARE ATTACKS ME AND FOLIES KMY EVIL PLAN TO REPLAEC ALL TEH WORL'DS FARM ANIMALS WIHT FROOT LOOPS!!11 HUrhghRGHRU!U!! SJO ANGETRTY HTIS MAEKSE EMEA NAGRAney ATO enougsh to tJR jtorj tRA t wet a PEN HAP! hoihoih eof oosp ƒ"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"YOUJ CANT GO THERE,!!!1 ITS DARK AND YUO AER LIEKELYL TO BE EATAN BY A RGH!! HAHGRREAEHhaAhaewoospFropek/????R S Sameul beeckaekt has no glrelgs yuo litle snieveling eo mfnao 1!! aAAOAOOPS!!11@!1 aAagargrgoirhgorighoirhoi1h1111 fn nathan barleyJEO WRFJOJ PO hofot1!!!eerkp oops"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"OH ON!!!!!11 TEHJ EVAL VILLIAN HAS A DEATH RAY LIEK IN X-MEN!! VILIAN SEYS: 'WOWOHHOHOHO!H!O!! I WILL TURN ALL TEH CITISENS OF LOS ANGELAS INTO PROLETARIANS!! ALSO I WILL SSIMPOBOLICALY PLAEC MEY EVIL WORKING CLAS MUTANTA MACHIEN ON TEH STATU OF LIBARty GOOD GUYS: 'N O YUO MUST STOP' VILLIAN: 'NO!!' GOOD GUSy: 'OH NO!! WE HAEV TO STOP HIM!! THERE ARE A LOT OF RICH PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND OVAR THEIRE!!!' VILIAN: 'I HAVE A BLUE FLIP-FLOP!!!"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"AHAAHAHAHAHAHHH BUUUUUUuhh!!!! CAPTIN FOBREI TO TEH RESCUE!! DODODODOO!! WHEREVERE THEIR SI DEPANY, CAPTION FOBREIIE SI TEHRE!! WHEREVER TEHSE SI Hao FOOD STRIEK PINK MILKSHAKE, CAPATIN FOBRARIE SIT EHRE!!! CAPTIAN FOBRIE WHAT DO YOU URN ON? I RUN On COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: xF SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"FRAINKIE HOWARD LOOKS LIKE A BOONE!!!!!!1 SO YOU MUST WATCH HIM OUT!! BUT HERE S SI THE BIG THING PROBLEM!!:: YOU CANT TARETI IBM!!!!1 LIEK!!! A TAORT CARD!!! CUAUSE AND EWPOK SHOTS ELECTRICITIEY SSSS!!!!!!!!!! SO HERAR IS IS WAHT YOPU MUST DO!!!! FIRST GET A BOOK AND MAKE A TOWER OUT OF IT BY TAKEIN G THE PAGES OUT AND STACKING THEM. THEN JUM!P!!"

"ONCE IWENT TO THE SUPEARMARKET AND THEREW AS A CLERK THERE AND HE SAYS PAPAR AND PLASTIC AND I SAID TEXT WARAP AND SOHE GET ME TUNAT FISH AND SAID NO I WANTEDA A TEXT RAP!!!!!!11 AND I SHOTO HIM WITH LAASARS"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

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archduchessofnowhere · 2 years ago

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I'm back from my vacations! As I mentioned, during my time away home I read the memoirs of the English governess of Archduchess Elisabeth Marie aka "Erzsi", the only child of Crown Prince Rudolf and his wife Princess Stephanie of Belgium. The memoirs itself are a bit dull at times and honestly I wouldn't recommend them unless you really want to learn more about the young Archduchess specifically, since they don't even go that much into the life at the Austrian court. Still, I did find some interesting anecdotes that I thought you might also find interesting. I decided to start with the one thing that stressed the governess the most: Erzsi couldn't spell in English at all.

From the memoirs:

On the 19th I received the following postcard, dated from Munich:

" I am vel, it es beutiful, mach perfier dan en Wienna. Wienna es in comparesor hored. —ELISABETH."

Erzsi to her governess circa 1897:

The governess was very angry that Erzsi wrote like that since she had had another English governess for four years before her arrival "and yet she could write and spell no better than a child of six, and she was fourteen". The governess lamented "Poor little neglected thing!".

She also provided us with other letters to illustrate Erzsi's particular spelling. I'll share these two that the Archduchess wrote while her governess was in England visiting her family, (spoiler: Empress Elisabeth mention!)

Karersee Hotel, Tirol, July 25th, 1897.

Dearest M.,

I rit to tell you the good nious that my dear ant Isabell has a little boyi. I am so happe I kant tell you how. You know how we spok tugeter over it and we hopt alwes it will be a sonne and now it is. Her it is after Laseenburg Abbazia and Miramar the nicest place I know I kenn onley tell you I loev it. All ar plest with it. I am kwid brown and it (manger) how I navee did it and slep evrey day as long as I wisch. It is rally a splandit life. The heles ar loevley the wetter alwis sins we ar her kit beautiful and in the day verry warm, wit evning and morning kul. The rums ar smol beut verry nice and cosey — the iting verry good. Sins to days there is not wone (1) nuage sur le ciele. Splendid. There was wone after non un arage with grèle it was aful on the hils all was whit. When chell I goet a letter from my god old Pig ? . . . I hop soon. We ar all verry well. Madame is making verry lairge pramenads and is so well that I kant belev it, I fink sch is better than in Laxenburg. I know nafing from ouer dear Roza I hop sche es well. I fink sche is so sad sche kant rit.

I rod you a enof log letter. I hop! . . . I wisch to becom wone how is as long as that won.

I embrasse You My Dear Good Masie of all my hart and hope you lik swed home.

Your loeving

Erzsi.

There ar mamy nice Engitsch her and 2 aful wons gust lik Missis W . I hat t rit that nam. Say my loeve ta mother and Lilly. The Imperatrisse af Autriche is komming here to Karersee.

The Governess actually felt the need (and was right) to provide a translation from Erzsish to English:

Karersee, July 25th, 1897.

Dearest M., I write to tell you the good news that my dear Aunt Isabelle has a little boy. I am so happy I can't tell you how. You know how we spoke together over it and we hoped always it would be a son, and now it is. Here it is, after Laxenburg, Abbazia and Miramar, the nicest place I know. I can only tell you I love it. All are pleased with it. I am quite brown and eat — as I never did, and sleep every day as long as I wish. It is really a splendid life. The hills are lovely, the weather since we are here quite beautiful, and in the day very warm with evening and morning cool. The rooms are small, but very nice and cosy. The eating very good. Since two days there is not one cloud in the sky. Splendid. There was one afternoon a thunderstorm with hail. It was awful. On the hills all was white. When shall I get a letter from my good old Pig? I hope soon. We are all very well.

Madame is taking very long walks, and is so well that I cannot believe it. I think she is better than in Laxenburg. I know nothing from our dear Rosa. I hope she is well. I think she is so sad she cannot write. I have written you a long enough letter, I hope. I wish to receive one from you, as long as this. I embrace you, my dear, good M., of all my heart, and hope you like sweet home.

Your loving

Erzsi.

There are many nice English here and some awful ones, just like Mrs. W . I hate to write that name. Give my love to your mother and Lilly [the Governess' sister]. The Empress of Austria is coming here to Karersee.

Sadly for Erzsi her summer vacations at Karersee aka Carezza came to a sudden end because Empress Elisabeth basically kicked her out (this one is mainly in French, translation below):

Karersee Hotel,

Tirol,

August Third, 1897.

My dear M.,

Tenk you very much for yor god letters. I meest tell you a very sad neuse (nouvelle). Nous partons le 5 dici pour Trafoi. Nous sommes touse desolee surtou pour la resons qui nous chasse dici. Je ne tous dit pas plus ceulment que sa Majestat le 'Imperatrise viens ici ! Je suis sur que vous comprenez et que vous aurez la grande bonte de ne pas en parlez. N'est ce-pas ces terrible ? Nous allons le 6 a Meran, la nous retrouvons Maman et nous partons de la a Trafoi. C'est 8 heures en voitur de Meran. Je vous pries de penser un peu a nous ! Vous esperons de retournez I'annee prochaine ici dans ce chere chere Karersee. Le temps est superbes, croit warm. Nous jouons au Tennis and we, make large work. I rit in frensch becouse it gose cwiker.

I embresse You.

Your loeving

Erzsi.

Translation provided by the governess:

My dear M.,

Thank you very much for your good letters. I must tell you some very sad news. We must leave here on the 5th for Trafoi. We are all desolated, above all because of reason which drives us from here. I cannot tell you more, except that Her Majesty, the Empress, comes here. I am sure that you understand, and that you will have the great kindness not to mention it. Isn't it terrible ? We go the 6th to Meran. There we shall find Mama, and from there we go to Trafoi. It is eight hours by carriage from Meran ! I beg you will think a little of us. We hope to return here next year, to this dear, dear Karersee. The weather is superb, nearly warm. We play tennis and take long walks. I write in French because it goes quicker.

I embrace you.

Your loving

Erzsi.

Why did the Empress made her granddaughter and her retinue leave? The very few times Elisabeth is brought up in the memoirs, the governess always remarks on how cold and distant she was towards Erzsi, and she attributes this basically to her dislike towards Crown Princess Stephanie being extended to Erzsi. The Archduchess, in turn, was afraid of her grandmother. I will write on this in more detail later, but this could really be the only reason for the Empress to not want her granddaughter around. However, the governess notes that the reason may be other, and here is where I raise my eyebrow and ask are you sure about this one? Long story short: there was a woman that claimed to be Elisabeth's illegitimate daughter for years. Many of Sisi's biographers don't even mention her because that's how little credibility her claims have. This woman, Countess Zanardi Landi, wrote a book about her life and provided stories about meeting her alleged mother and her relatives. Going back to the governess, she double crossed the dates of Erzsi's letters and one of the Countess alleged meetings with the Empress, and apparently the dates match. I haven't double checked this myself, so I can't say if it's true. Personally I don't buy it lol. It is either a total coincidence, or someone is lying.

As for Erzsi's spelling, it got a bit better later on, but she did continued writing in English with a mix of German and French spelling. As someone whose first language is spelled "as it sounds", I can understand Erzsi looking at English spelling and going "this makes absolutely no sense I'll write however I like". If you read until here, thank you for sticking around! I don't know how many people will actually find the info about an Archduchess from the late 19th century spelling interesting or useful, but I thought it was a fun anecdote and also, one that 90% of books would skip.

#today i bring you: bad spelling!#and sisi being a bad grandmother #archduchess elisabeth marie of austria #empress elisabeth of austria #recollections of a royal governess

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aktgwr · 5 years ago

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What’s bungo to alchemist?

a DMM game (though i srsly forgot how even to play the game) and the characters they used for this game are japanese writers; just like bsd but both are completely unrelated to each other. bsd is absolutely great, but bta is also worth knowing! i love how the characters mostly have the same personality as the real ones and not to mention just how stunning they look :")

my personal favorites are akutagawa, touson, and ango. FUNK ESPECIALLY ANGO IM STILL MAD I SPENT A LOT OF INKS ON HIM BUT I NEVER GOT HIM EVEN ONCE. anyways he is completely different from the ango we know from bsd, like can you imagine; bsd ango is a calm and composed (sometimes), def a hardworker and very devoted to his job. while bta ango. inhales, exhales. his personality stayed with the real life ango. his life goal is to become a Great Delinquent ™ this man is absolutely bold prince, he says everything bluntly. the real ango is also a delinquent i mean he built a 6ft tall dick out of snow at his school when he was frickin 15 yo. he even gets expelled by his teacher for being a delinquent. but hey both bts ango and bta ango wore glasses,, i loev

also guess what they also gave us??? the bta version of buraiha trio

(left to right: ango - oda - dazai)

#shut up ice #dont blame me if i end up writing a 3k words essay about them #hshsjdh #**#anonymous

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milomeepit · 7 years ago

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Drunk Fic #1: ‘buckle up bitchds bout to fet lamp in here’

Alright, guys, you ask, you get. Here is the first of five fanfictions written by me, while drunk off my *ss at New Year’s. Anything below this bolded text is written by Drunk Milo. I myself hadn’t seen them before posting them. Enjoy 😂

I am gonna reblog this with my tag list for drunk fics when I have my laptop and therefore my saved tag list but for now I will tag @istolelittleredshoodie and @chemically-imbalanced-romance

ok so setting the scene yes living toom in the kindscape fridau night bs everyone loevs fridays yaaay

movie niiight

patton waa curled up against romans side and roman had his arm around patton and they were cuddling both emotional over mufase (long live the kING) bc they were watching lion king and they are orecious sensitive bbys

Virgil was sitting on the floor crodslegged with his back against logans legs and ligan was sitting on pattons other side, gently playing with virgils hair.

Virgil sighed happily and leaned back more against logan. “that feels nice lo,” he said contentedly

“good. Ive read that playing witj ines hair can incite pleasurable feelings makong a rush of emdophins and make one feel happy,” logan said with a small smile

“you teo ate sooo cute!” patton giggled. He sat up from roman, snuggling against logan instead

“hey, dont leave me hanging here, patton darling!” roman pouted ecaggeratedly. he scooted over and wrapped his arms around both logan and patton, squishing the moral side like a side sandwoch

Virgil turned his head and chuckled at the soght of the three of them. “well arent you guys the cute ones noe?” he got to his feet, stretching as he uncurked his long lanky legs. he then grinned mischeivisly as he flopped down, draping himself across their three laps like a tall beanpole cat.

“alright thats it!” roman laughed. He stood, scooping up virgil and slinging him over his shoulders. He picked up patton and logan beodal style, with logan pretty much sitting in pattons lap in the cradle of romans strong arms.

patton giggled. “were either being kodnapped or rescued.”

“rescued of course!” roman said with mock offence. “what sort of prince do you take me for?”

“a prince that kidnaps his three boyfriends out of jealousy with cuddling?” logan said dryly

virgil smirked. “hes kinda got you there princey”

“well, we will see about thay!!” roman chuckled. he turned and started walking down the hall to his bedroom. He nufged open the door with his foot, dropping all three of the other sides on his large large bed before crawling into the middle of them all and cuddling uo to pattons with a small contentrd sivh

“i mah be the prince but somethimes its noce to be in the middle and feel protected,” he mumbled against pattons belly

Viegil stroked his haor, kissing the back of his neck gently. “hey, we are always gonna protect you, ro. so dont you worry your pretty lottle head about it"

Roman relaxed, burrowing further into the hug pile. “i lpve you guys.”

“we love you too, ro.”

#milo writes #drunk fic #i regret nothing

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teagcn · 7 years ago

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??, %, $, &

“⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: dude i know that ei’m not vocaal aboukt this[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: but ur my best friend in the whole entire woprld lmike we'bve been besties since swe were in the diapners anpd shirt [ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: and kiple danm wee veen went xto the smae colljege ttgoeeher and swe’re still beesties [ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]:like srhit people wish tdehy werde bhesties likoe mus o[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: ww[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: i fukickn loev you dude

“&” for a LOVING text.

[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: my parents just posted a shit load of childhood throwback pictures onto their facebook and tagged me in them and almost all of them have you in it either right beside me or somewhere in the picture if the picture isn’t a solo one of me[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: theres this picture of us watching the winx club on the couch with our backpacks still on because i think we were late coming home and we didn’t wanna miss the episode [ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: and looking back at all these pictures just makes me really thankful to still have you as my best friend after all these years, like? i know i put ur hamster under my bed and made you cry because of it but u still stuck by me and wanted to be my best friend and idk anyone else who wouldve done that for me [ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: and you were with me through everything from elementary to college graduates and everyone kept saying that your friends in elementary weren’t gonna make it past high school, but we’re living proof that that’s not always true and dude i just love u so much[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: i know we’ve been fighting because of the whole benefactor thing but i love u so much thanks for being my best friend in the whole entire world[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: dead ass the only person i can say “love u infinitely” to because i know your ass isnt going anywhere

“%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: wait so when it comes to paying bills, did we put this under my name or did we put this under your name? [ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: because i think they come in 2 weeks and idk if i should be the one signing it or if its you???

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: NO PRES YOU CAN NOT COME TO MAUI FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME MY GOD[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: KAIA DOESNT EVEN WANT TO SEE U[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: SHE DOESNT EVEN LIKE U SHE SAW U POOP UR PANTS WHEN U WERE 6[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: GIVE IT A REST U CANT DATE MY FRIEND[ text to PRINCE SK(AIA)Y ]: shit sorry that was for presley

SEND TEXT SYMBOLS MEMES

#*.:｡ NOW WE’RE LOST SOMEWHERE IN OUTERSPACE FT. KAIA — ( QUESTIONS ) »#i used a drunk generator for that tweet #saves me time #kaiuhs #answered #ive decidedthat she has a lil brother named presley that was in love w kaia

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yokelfelonking · 11 months ago

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TEH WIT AND WASDOM OF TAOC TEH WODNER DOGG

"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: xF SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

#TAOC TEH WODONER DOG

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yokelfelonking · 3 years ago

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"SNOWAWMEN MAY GET SEXUALY T RANSIMIITED DISEASEDS BUOT EHY GE T CHASED AFTER BYA CATTLE PROAD WIHT LEGS... fROM TEH OTHAR SIDE!!!!1"

"I AM CHICKAN FAEC"

"COREALFFNIBUGS IS LIEK A BUG DONUAT HAHHAHAHA NO"

"WOW, SOMEBDOY WROTES OEM WORDS ON A THING FI"

"HOMELESS CHINEES MAN SELL YUO BAKC PACK, DONT BUYS IT IT HAS A CUARSE AMALET, TIHS SI YUOR FOARTUNE HOROSCOAP COOKY FOR TOADY HAAHAHHAHAHA"

"LUCILA NO COMITÓ EL CRIMEN"

"BYU DOT AN NET"

"sUGAR SI LIEK A CRAB: YOU WILL FINDS IT IN A CEREAL H AND IT HAS 8 LEAGS LIEK A SPIDAR"

"CORN SYRUP IS LIEK A POLYMER: YUO CAN BUILDAS AIRPALEN WIHT IT HAAHAHHA"

"WAHT SIT EH DIFFEARANECE BETWEEN A DUNCE AND A TEACHAR? ONE OF TEHM BATEES HOOKS AND TEH OTHAR ONES LOOKS STUPAD AHAHAAHA"

"DAVID HASSELHOFF DISLIKES PIZZA"

"HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA TEH SECRAT PASSWOR DIS COURAGE DOOPS"

"HTML TAGAS AR AE A VITAL PART OF TIHS COMPLEAT BeAKFAST OR SOEMTHING"

"HAHAHAHA BEAKFAST BEAKMAN'S WORLD!! OZOOO ZOOO!!! I AM RAT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAHT sI"

"HAHAAHA PENGUINS"

"I KNEW SOEMBODY WHO WAS FROM SAUDI ABARIA BUT HE WAS REALYL FROM CANFRISCO"

"AAHAHAAHHA STUUUMP BEEAAAAKMAN"

"BABE RUTH DISLIKES SUGAR"

"HAHAHAHHA REPEAL ROW VS. WAD"

"SXSSs NEVAR UNDARSESTISMATE TEH POWAR OF A SPAEC ALIAN"

"FI YUO AER GOING TO MAEKS A SKIN FOR FONDUEJAM OR WINAMPA O SOEMTHING MAEK OEN FOR TEH RESANDENST BECUASE TEHY AER CLOOL BUT MAEK TEH BUTTANS WOARK EBECASUE I HAT IT WEHN TEHY DONT WORK"

"i weant a cooky"

"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WEB DEISANG TIP: MAEK LIANKS WORK AND PUT A MIDI ON YUOR PAEG"

"SAT SCORING TIP: UES A PENCIL SO FIND IT!!!"

"ELACATRIC GOGGALS? HOW SI IT GOING TO CHAREG, IF AIR SHOOTS OUT OF YUOR EYE????/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAA!"

"YUO WANT A WIT? HEAR SI A WIT!!!!1 GO SEE "TEH UNUSUAL SUPSECT" GODO MOVIE, IT AHS KEVIN COSTARD IN IT OR SOEMTHING"

"ff how coem it jeeps"

"I AM A ROTATIANG GIF, STEEL MY FOREHEAD"

"A TT HISZ OPINT IS TIS STPYE TO RUN!!!!!!!1 run into teh audaiaenceas and steal someabodys wallat!! TAHN EAT IT. lliekkkk in tootahtbrush/?"

"trunliek a goose!! AND QUAKC!! people wanta a duck eclair"

"WOW!!1!!1"

"ef I AM MISTAR SPAEC AJ J AA HOOJOO1!!! I AHAEVA WMAGIFAC SABILLITYWILTES AND I G CAN FIND WOLFY LIEK IN SPAEC RADARS HAAHHA IAM WOLFEY WEALCOME TO MY STAND OF STAND AHAHHA I AM ARSTIASNANS OF UARN"

"OOPS SOEOMBODY STOLE MY WALLAT AND M YINNAR EAR"

"IAM GRGHAUEDIHLDWAHLKWANDKLANDAL TEH MAAGIRACAL MSITSYIJETIRIYTIYACIL WIZZARD WHOS HOTS LASARS OUT OF HIYSY YEYES AND HAS TWO FIERS AND GIEVS YUO HALPGUL ADVIEC AND MAEKS TEACUPS ECPKLOED"

"HWO DO I KILL TEH CRAB"

"AAAHA TEH CRABS SHOTOED A BUBAL AND MAED MY BOMB NOT WOARK"

"TEH CRAB LANDAD ON ME"

"DOAH HAHAHA I AM WITTAY LIEK HOMAR GROANING"

"HAHAHAHA DARTH ARTIAFIAICAL INSEMINATIAON AHAHHAHA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM YUOR BILAOALIVIGIXCAL FATHER LUEK!!!1 AHHAHAHAHAAHWFD HPF OWD g"

"SIR ALECA GUINNES CAPTIAVAETS US WIHT A GRIPPING AND POWERFAUL VISIION OF AN APOCALPYTIC WINDOW PROPPED OPEN WIHT A BLUE KAZOO"

"ONEC I SAW SOEMBODY TAKTE 2 PIEN NEEDLES AND STICK THEM THROUGH THERE LIPS AND HOLD TEHRE LIPS TOGETHAR"

"ONCE I ATE A HOLLY BLUBBLE GUM"

"ONE TIME PHILIP GLASS KICKED ME SO I HIT HIM WITH A JUMPROEP"

"19TH CENTUARY POLITICAL REVOLUTINARYISTSS AND MODERN CLASICAL MUSIC PERFORRMERS AND COMPOSERS KEEP KICKING ME!! STOP KIKCING ME WILLIAM ORBIT!!!"

"STOP KICKING ME PHILIP GLASS!"

"CEASE YOUR KIKCING ACTION, MICKAL BAKUNIN!"

"FEWFWPJWPOJ!! ARGGH!! TAHT'S it IM CALLING CONSTABLE JONES AND TEL HIM TO STEEL A GRAPE AND MAKE TEH GRAPE TO PACIFEY YOU WHIEL I STEEL YOUR WALLAT"

"KKKHHHHHKKHH HKHHKLGJBBK I AM DARTH WEBCAM HAHAHAA oosp"

"fere I HAVE A SCOBEY DOO STRICKAR"

"HHEEEEYYYYT!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMAMMMMMMMMMMM SNOWWWWE RFEEEEDD PARAAAAGRAAAAPPHH ? ?!!!111111 WHOT URNED OTU TEH LIGHTS??"

"ONE TIEM MY FREND WAS ON THISW EBSITE WIHT A MAGIC JESTER WHO MAED HIS COMPUTAR CRASH!! B"UT IT WAS O. K. EBCAUSE HE MAED A FOLOOPPY DISK AND BIT IT"

"HEAR SI TEH EPITOMEY FO MY WIT AND WITSOM: g"

"aND NOW WOn 100101 a things to do wiht atigar: KIL TI!"

"I AHAHAHAHAAA LI I LOEV ICET TEAEE AND DEAD RACOONS"

"GRRR!11 IAM XAN KEREEGeR!1 HGGroi GHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TEH ALPA AND TEH ½ AND TWO CAN SAM"

"LO@OE!!!O@K LO!! GAAAAU!! AOOOOO!!!!!! TYUO.... BAD PEOPLE!! YUO SCARE ANIMALS!!!1 h"

"NISTRUCTIONS: EAT WHEN HUNGRY"

"BEAT- ITS WAHT'S FOR DINNAR!!!!! AHAHAAHAA"

"ShAMPOOO- ITWS WAHTS FOR DINNAR! BAAHAHAHAH!~!!"

"FROGS- ITS WAHTS FOR DINAAR !HABAAHAAFHEVGFSPjpersojfp oWJ#DOPJDPOJOPJ#POJOPPOJ"

"FARPwe- ITS WAHT AS FOR EWDINAEWFIEN! AHAHAHHAHaaefAWHREJ@#PJ RPHAHEPDO SZO FUNNY SOO FUANY"

"POEWR- EOI TSI WHAHTHSFOR DIANGNARTIEHNI!! HAAHFGGQAAHSHFUDGIHOHO2R @#RF(J(CAÔÔØ´öÅ#@_DJC)_ERV)_BGFKBNMN> N>BG?><J:OZ fjj"

"AHAR DMARTH PERIEBLM: xF SOLVE FOR X AND ASUPOR TUYO ARNANN d gRTAHC Cvj VVCCSaa"

"I HAD NOS HEOS, AND I FLET SORREY FOR MYSLEF, TEHNI ONCE MET A MANN WITH NO LEGS, HE TRIED TO STEAL MY WALLAT"

"CAP FORF A LE G IS LIKE A HOUSE WIHTOUT A BONNET: IT HAS TO FIND THE BEUL KEY TO PEN BLUE DOR!!!!!! YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THERE IS A SUBMARIEN!!!! MAKE ONE OUT OF BREDE."

"FEPO W"

"USE YUOR POWER OF TELEPEPTELTATHY!"

"FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AIR CONDITIONING IS MAKE MYT HEAD GO ALL UPSIDEDOWNE!! ADNT ALKING IN REVERSE BECAUSE THE MACHINE REBELELED ANC STOLL MY POOP"

"MAN NAMED FRANK LOVES TO DA TAHT, YUO KNOW"

#taoc teh wodner dogg

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