#I KNOOOOOOW HIS ASS IS EXCITED

[astroboots]

CICI!!! I am obsessed with Miguel's chompers! his teeth!! I just want him to bite me!!!

Oh nonny I knoooooow. They are so pretty! They do something to me. So funnily enough I have this tiny little drabble in my WIPs for the longest time that I didn't quite know what to do with so I thought I'd throw this out here.

Pairing: Miguel O'Hara x reader

Word Count: 750

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"Can I touch them?" you ask.

He raises one thick and perfectly arched eyebrow at you, with not a little judgment in his expression, as if he is looking at a fucking crazy person.

Which, he's probably not entirely wrong about, but it's rude nevertheless.

"You want to touch them?" He repeats, slowly with a deep sardonic drawl. The way you would speak to a not so bright child.

Heat prickles your cheeks. Miguel has this uncanny ability to get under your skin. He should add it to his list of superpowers.

"If it's a no, just say it's a no! There's no need to be an ass about it."

His lips pulls into a smirk, and for a fraction of a moment, you see a glimpse of the sharp edge of his corner tooth before he tucks them behind his lips, out of sight again.

Miguel gestures you forward, spreading his legs from where he's sitting on your couch. The motion has your brain stalling. You can't help but stare, he's wearing oversized sweats and you can still somehow see the definition of his legs shift against the fabric as he moves.

Shit, he definitely caught you in the act. His smile pulls even wider as he pats his hand down on the meat of his thigh. "C'mere nena."

What does he think you are? A dog?

For all your indignance at the gesture, you still go to him, and when you're within reach, his hand comes up to pull and tug you into his lap until you're comfortably perched there.

"You wanna touch, huh?" he teases, amusement dripping from the words as he smiles up at you and bounces you up on his knee.

God, of course he's going to make a big fucking deal of this. You don't know what possessed you to ask in the first place. You can really only answer with the truth:

"I'm just a little bit curious."

It's the understatement of the century. You are more than a little bit curious. You're absolutely fucking fascinated by them. Feel a trill of excitement everytime you catch a small glimpse of them when he's caught by surprise and smiles uninhibitedly at you.

Will stall out any moment during any dinner when he chews on his food and they peek out from his mouth.

Throughout the years, Miguel's gotten very good at hiding them. Conspicuously tucking them behind his lip that most people will never be the wiser. It's why he often mumbles why he speaks because doing both at the same time can be difficult. It's a part of himself that he never show, to the point that even though you've been together for a while now, it's only fairly recently that you've gotten to see them properly.

In front of you, Miguel leans back against the couch.

"Go ahead." He tilts his head up, baring his throat to you as he parts his mouth, and then you see them.

Those two prominent canine teeth of his. Fang-like pointy teeth on either side of the incisors.

Your ears burn. He never shows them to you this brazenly.

Raising your hand closer to his face, you can't help the way they are actually shaking with excitement. Your thumb grazes at the point of his left tooth, and you can feel the sharpness tingle against your pad.

God, you could cut yourself on these.

"You done? Ish a bit uncomfortable."

You hum distractedly, not fully taking in his words, entirely fascinated as you press your thumb with a bit more pressure again the edge.

"Careful, nena," he warns.

Stilling at his words, you pull your thumb from his mouth as you inspect it. It hasn't broken any skin yet.

"Why? Does poison always come out when you bite?"

There's that look on his face, like you just asked him the dumbest question on earth, then he laughs. "No. It'd be difficult to eat if that was the case. Most of the times it's dry bites. I used to bite myself on the lip all the time when I first got them."

"So what would happen if you bit me?"

He blinks up at your question. Smile fading as he considers your question as his eyes roams over your form slowly appraising you from head to toe. Something switches in him, no longer playful a tangible change that you see in the shade of his darkening eyes that shines crimson.

His arm snake around your waist, tightening his hold on you. "Do you want me to bite you, nena? Is that what you're asking?"

You swallow thickly at his words. Staring up at his saphire eyes that seems to glint with glee as he asks you the question.

Your back prickles with excitement just at the thought of it and for that moment you forget all about your hesitation or any shred of pride as you nod back at him.

"Yes," you answer. "Please."

A/N: This is nena from Every You Ever Me universe, do with that piece of information as you will.

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Good Stuff?: Hotel Transylvania the Series

Warning: At this point, I just want new and entertaining things to watch while I confine myself in bed like an inmate. Thank you, take care out there, and enjoy.

HOLY SPOOKA DOOKA IN MA CHUKA, BATMAN!

Hotel Transylvania? Good movie. Very emotional, fast paced comedy, and very likable characters. Hotel Transylvania 2? Just as good, if not better. That, and it tackles the racism subject as great as Zootopia, if you can believe it. Hotel Transylvania the series? Weeelllll, I don’t knoooooow. I mean, it looks nice but it could just be a typical movie cash grab like what they did with Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Angry Birds and what they’re gonna do with Despicable Me, you know how it goes. I mean what could this honestly show me that I haven’t already seen befor-

Fuck, I’m sold.

It’s the Dark Universe’s Suite Life of Zack & Cody, except I’m not whining on how it’s a sitcom and why Cole Sprouse’s Jughead Jones is the most insulting character in Riverdale. And that last bit wasn’t an opinion, that was a sure ass fact. For this series, I kinda expect the situation the characters will be put in. Mavis, #6 best goth girl, is in charge of running her father Dracula’s leviathan sized hotel with the help of her monster friends and the obedience of the staff. Her strict, rule enforcing Aunt will show up and try to stop Mavis and her antics in order to bring order to the hotel while Drac is away for business. Chaos will ensue while everyone at least learns a lesson in the end. Possible downside is the music (let there be no pop, please). But man, I haven’t seen anything this simple since Almost Naked Animals, a early cartoon with practically the same elements. And then I’m reminded that Almost Naked Animals will forever exist in the back of my mind while I await the sweet release from these torturous visions of my life.

Just pull the trigger, piglet. End my infinite regrets...

This series isn’t even out, so what am I even excited about? Well first,

Look at that smile. That is the smile of a go-getter and anyone who tries shutting down that smile is getting ROASTED!

Other reason can be that it’s better than whatever Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs tried to do. I mean, with that “prequel”, it was genuinely stupid with Flint and Sam going to high school together and it just pales compared to the movies. Yeah, it was entertaining, but didn’t say anything that was worth coming back to beyond high school daze, which I’ve seen MORE THAN ENOUGH TIMES! With this, it’s on par in terms of meaninglessness, but not only are we given a spotlight to a notably likable yet sidelined character from the movies, but it’s a fresh non sequitur take on the years before the movies’ characters take center stage. And by “fresh”, I mean we have powerful monster hi jinks to look at over a kid engineer who’s entire point is that his inventions will never be successful. V A R I E T Y, people. That, is what can crumble monotony. THAT, and I like monsters. Kaijuu especially, but monsters nonetheless.

Monsters are the basic pitch in this hype review

Now I won’t and am not gonna say tune in or I’ll punk you to submission. Sure, it looks and animates like Star vs. the Forces of Evil, but that would imply that Star Vs. Evil has the most original animation and is the most God tier in terms of it. It is made in Canada Nelvana, so know that you’ll like what you see. All in all, it looks entertaining and fun. And if commits to that, being a simple comedy, then why not. I have sure hopes for this. For the Smurfs, not so much. So comment below, let me know

And with that, PIEGUYRULZ out