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Fire Perfume ft. Mattsukawa

f!reader, fluff, sorta suggestive cuz they talk about having stupid kinks, im bad at titles

~944 words~

A/n: I’ve noticed that I like writing these kinds of things, It's kinda like arguing with myself. I'll try not to do it too much but the temptat

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"You're tired, aren't you?" Mattsun looked up from his computer to his girlfriend.

"No, I'm fine. Are you?" She kept her focus on the screen as she conversed with him.

He grunted, pursing his lips as he looked at her think about what to type. "You wearing a new perfume baby?"

Y/n looked at him, sniffing her sleeve before shaking her head. "No-"

"Well you smell like fire." Mattsun said, rubbing his leg against hers. "Let's take a nap."

"But Issei, I'm almost done with this-"

"Y/n, it's due in 3 days. Give yourself a break." He stood up, turning off his computer and walking over to the bed. "Come here, maybe your fire flavored perfume can keep me warm."

"Perfumes don't have flavors, dummy." She laid down beside him, kissing his forehead.

"I don't know, Makki bought me this cologne the other day-"

"Issei!" She laughed, pulling him closer to her by his hips. "And, even if cologne is edible, that doesn't mean that perfume is."

"What do you mean? Perfume and cologne are literally the same thing, the only difference is their names." Mattsukawa laid near her chest, hooking his leg over her thighs.

"No, perfume has more perfume oil than cologne does."

He dead-panned. "Well obviously it's going to have more perfume oil if it's called perfume."

She started combing her fingers through his hair. "No you bozo, perfume is called that because it has the strongest amount of perfume oil compared to other types of fragrances."

"Again, obviously it's going to have the most perfume oil if it's called perfume. Just like how cologne has the most cologne oil."

"There's no such thing as cologne oil, Issei. You're just making things up to seem smart."

He looked up at her. "Then how come Oikawa was rubbing his cologne oil all over Iwaizuimi's nipples the other day? Hmm?"

She facepalmed. "I mean like an essence, not like something you can buy at the dollar tree. Pure perfume oil is really strong, so it gets diluted. Perfume has the most amount of pure perfume oil, while cologne has the least."

"You could've just told me that earlier instead of making it so complicated." He grumbled, hiding his face in her chest again.

"I'm sorry baby, I didn't know you wanted to know so badly. It's okay to have a perfume kink, I promise." She tugged on his hair slightly so he could see her hold up her pinky. "I won't tell anyone."

Mattsun looked shocked, his mouth wide open. "Uh- now look who's making things up on the spot to seem smart."

Y/n smiled triumphantly. "You just admitted to lying." She started singing. "Issei is a real big dummy-"

He put a finger to her lips. "Shush, Mr, Snuggles can't know that or he'll" -he leaned into her ear, whispering in a deeper voice- "he'll give me a toe fetish."

"A toe feti- what is wrong with that stupid elephant anyways? He's always trying to give you all these weird kinks."

Issei gawked. "You just tried to diagnose me with a perfume kink!"

"I didn't diagnose you, you were just... cómo se dice... showing symptoms."

"So being uneducated about fragrances is a symptom of having a perfume kink?" Mattsukawa sighed. "Doc, that brain of yours must be malfunctioning or something because that doesn't make any sense."

She smiled, rubbing his back. "You should call me Doc more often,"

"Wowwww, look at this bozo bean." He said, to no one in particular. "You're really trying to turn "Doctor" into a pet name?"

She shrugged. "I mean yeah, it's cute."

He furrowed his eyebrows, stroking his chin. "I can only think of using it as an insult though."

"You're only saying that because you love your perfume more than you love me!" She feigned offense and buried her head in his shoulder.

He put an arm around her. "Baby, if you're going to accuse me of something, at least be right. The only scent I use is my AXE body sp-"

She stifled a laugh. "Issei I swear-"

"What? I know you love my scent, omega." He bit his lip and howled at the same time, making Y/n laugh at the sight.

"Mattsukawa-"

"You mean Alpha?"

Her smile was evident on her face as she tried not to laugh. "Issei Mattsukawa, do not call me your omega."

"Or?"

"There's no 'or' this time, just stop doing it."

"Well I'm not going to do that, so I suggest you sleep so you don't have to hear me cooking our prey raw." He laughed when she hid her face with her hands.

"Fine, I'm going to go to bed. Good night."

"G'night, baby." He kissed her forehead, and then her cheek(face), and then her other cheek(face), and then the tip of her nose, and then on her eyelids, and then-

She held him by his chin, opening an eye. "I don't need your slobber all over my face while I'm trying to sleep."

"Sorry, my wolfess." He rubbed her back, watching as she cuddled closer to him. "I love you."

"Mmm, I love you too sweetheart." She kissed his chest. “And don’t think I didn’t notice you call me your ‘wolfess.’”

“What? If you want to have Doc as a pet name, then I want to have alpha and omega and wolfess as petnames.”

“Issei you better be joking.” She leaned back to look up at him.

With his lips thinned, he spoke out an “I'm not”, his voice muffled from trying not to smile.

She giggled. “I guess my perfume must've transferred to you.”