#I HOPE SITTING THROUGH LUMPUS CLIPS WASNT TORUTRE I KNOW HES A REAL STRANGE GUY

[serenadeofsunshine]

*Ahem!* Good morning, Ticky!

If you've been waiting for your favorite moose today, look no further! Here he is; the strong, brave, handsome, romantic, and all around charmer Scoutmaster Lumpus! And today is a very lucky day for you, (and uh. Especially for me) because I am inviting YOU to to the most romantic date of your life... a steak dinner at Beef Lumberjack's! Just picture it- you, me, candles and nice music, a big juicy steak, medium well, or maybe medium rare if I'm feeling daring- ooh, with a nice steak sauce and uh... where was I again? Oh yeah, our date. I sure hope you're ready for me to sweep you off your feet! I'll be waiting for you.

Yours truly,

Scoutmaster Lumpus

PS. Wait, you want to go, right? Please tell me you want to go... I already made the reservations! If those twerps catch me eating alone at a restaurant again I'll never hear the end of it... and you're not allergic to daffodils, right? Oh, I've got a lot to get done...

IF IM ALL OVER THE PLACE IM SORRY I JUST STARTED UGLY UOPEN MOUTH CRYING BUT OH MY GOD OHHH MYYY GOFDDDDDD HHI LUMPY

AUGGDGDUHDHFFH hello moosey i’m soo happy to see you !!!! … a date ?? aren’t you a charmer.. i’d love to go… (HIM GOING ON ABOUT hIS STEAK IM GIGGLING.) don’t you worry. i’ll be there for sure ! (my goodness how did he know daffodils are my favourite… Wipes my tears blows my nose Oh that so cute i feel ill i’m on my knees)

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.Oh hes such a .pathetic loser i hope he knows that i love him a lot mwah mwah. oh i’m so emotional Don’t look at me it’s embarrassing it took me over an hour to open this because i was so nervous. But like a good nervous . The Jitters. i 💛 moose