#I HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT TO DOOOOOOO

[compassmili]

Need to restock acrylic charms for the shop, we're out of the Ryōshū ones. Also need to work on designing new ones.

[tigertofu]

Ahhhh! Sorry to reappear back into your inbox lol. Your writing is very comforting to me and I was wondering if you could dooooooo North Yankton Trevor with a fem! Photographer? Headcanons, short fanfic, whatever suits your style!!

Thank you sm! Take your time, there is no rush :)

aaaa dont apologize,, i rlly appreciate the requests !! thank u ! they're sm fun to write :3c and ty for ur patience, srry this took a bit but i hope u like it!! 💗💗💗

pairing: fem reader/Trevor

summary: headcanon list of how Trevor would act with an S/O who is a photographer.

cw's: none

wordcount: 545

• when you first tell him you’re into photography, he might misunderstand and think that means you’re also into videography, which means he will absolutely ask (beg) for the two of you to make a “home movie” together. correct him and tell him that it’s still photos that are your specialty, and he’ll reroute to asking (begging) for you to take pictures of the two of you in uhhhh explicit situations.

• if you oblige (and let him take these polaroids) be warned he will not only use them for his personal enjoyment, he will also absolutely try to show them off. michael will be disgusted and unimpressed ("the fuck are you showing me this shit for? get those outta my face") whereas brad may react with a bit too much interest (causing a fight between him and trev). 

• you would have to try and keep any expensive photography equipment away from him. once he sees your camera for the first time, he might try to grab at it and ask you a bunch of questions about it, and will probably end up manhandling it so hard something gets broken. if you get upset at him over this, he may be dismissive at first. “what’s the big deal? it’s just a fucking camera.” after you two have been together for some time though, he’ll randomly surprise you with a replacement either stolen or bought with money made from some heist or another (probably long after you’ve already spent your own money on a replacement. but hey it’s the thought that counts :)) )

• he’ll constantly ask for you to take (non–explicit) pictures of him or of the two of you together, often at the randomest times. getting burgers and shakes at a little diner in the middle of the night? “hey, Y/N, let’s take a picture.” he shows up on your doorstep right after committing a robbery, covered in blood splatters? (while striking a pose) “hey, Y/N, take a picture.” the two of you go out on a peaceful walk through the snow on a winter’s day? “hey, Y/N, take a picture of us. i wanna remember this.” it’ll probably get annoying after awhile, but the way he excitedly waits to see any newly developed photos is just so cute it’ll be hard to not indulge him. 

• he’ll build up your self esteem by insisting you should take more self portraits. if you do, and show him, he will shower you in compliments. “you belong in a fucking magazine!” he’ll keep a folded up polaroid of you in his wallet, tape one to the dash of his car, and keep one on the bedside table of whatever safehouse/motel him and the crew are staying in. he might talk to these photos of you when he needs someone to vent to or just converse with aside from the other guys. it’s equally cute and creepy. 

• watching you work will become one of his favorite things. he might get a bit impatient waiting for you to get that perfect shot of the North Yankton landscape or landmarks, but he will insist on staying by your side. trevor admires people with passion, and he will absolutely admire your creative passion and let you know it.

[sincelastsession]

Justin called me.

Hannah was his Uber passenger today.

Why is my life like this?

You have no idea how much I want to scream.

Weird shit does happen to me and I'm not insane and there have been too many coincidences...but also WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD I AM A NERVOUS WRECK AND MORTIFIED.

Ahhhhhhhhh

What do I dooooooo?

Do I just flee the country now?

Me and Justin did have a good chat tho. He said he needed to get over me first and then could cuddle as friends.

It came up because I am really that touch starved. I also have a very hard time finding people who I am comfortable even hugging and cuddling.

This is all so strange. I want my boyfriend right now but he needed space to decompress from his stressful day.

I talked to my friend Corey. We're close because of the death of a mutual friend. He counseled me with his opinion which was that being friends with Justin wouldn't end well and he said Justin probably didn't want to admit he sabotaged himself. Then I gave Corey advice on some stuff and apparently that worked out for him.

I'm so frickin stressed still tho.

WHY ARE WEIRD THINGS JUST OCCURRING SO MUCH LIKE WHYYYYYY

[insert-math-username]

one of my favorite things to read on this website is the never-ending variations of "[x minority group] never experiences [y]" that get posted by people who have clearly never meaningfully interacted with the communities they purport to care about. and it's always something that's verifiably Not True and also 9 times out of 10 something that has happened to me directly

[good-night-space-kid]

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[charlieisacastle]

Purple, teal and my own little addition: gold meaning I wish I could hug you (since there's a lack of platonic affection options on this list :'D)

hiiiiiii marco how r uuuuuu

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

awwww thats so sweet im glad. ive been in a bad place during the past month or so and i dont really like posting sad shit as much as i hv been. so im glad its still mostly enjoyable. and we should chat more for sure :D i love ur art and u seem super cool

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

we dooooooo? really???? do tell /g

GOLD: i wish i could hug you

i wish i could hug u too trust me djksksj i could really use a hug tbh...this means a lot thank u bud <3

thank u for ur ask a lot 💓

[honeypirate]

Lettuce leaf

Schmoking with Kaminari

Warnings: smoking weed. Doing the drug.

Denki Kaminari x female reader

This is supposed to be last year at UA

Unedited

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Mina made eye contact with Ochako, who knew immediately what she was saying with her eyes and nodded with a smirk, Ochako immediately ran up to you, taking your hand and kneeling down “Denki I love you” she sings, Mina taking your other hand in a dramatic flare as she sings “Denki I Dooooooo!” Then at the same time they sing “when we’re apart I think only of youuuuu” you’re horrified, your cheeks blushing red as a tomato, cursing yourself for choosing Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for your last movie night, it just gave them so much more ammo with their teases. “guys!! Shut! Up! What if he hears you!?” You whisper/yell at them as they just laugh at you. You were standing in the common room kitchen space as they put together a fancy punch for the party they were having, you just happened to be asking if Denki was coming and they just started teasing you. So what if he’s been all you could practically talk about for the last month? It doesn’t mean anything. Just because you’ve been hanging out more and sneaking up to the roof together to smoke a joint every once in a while(every night). You were just friends.

“Geez y/n! I think would be good if he did hear us tho! Then you could go on a date! That would be so fun!” Mina exclaimed with excitement as she poured sprite into a big punch bowl, Ochako nodded as she added pink lemonade to the mix “if you feel comfortable in doing so, I think you should tell him how you feel” she adds with a knowing smile, she was in a similar boat with Deku for awhile before they both confessed.

“Tell who how who feels?” Kiri says as he comes into the room, followed by Mineta and Denki, “What?” Denki asks “Ochako just said to “tell him how you feel” and now I’m curious” Kirishima says. You slowly take a deep inhale watching this all unfold, a slow exhale as you think of what to say. “Hey boys!” You say and force an easy smile on your face, praying you don’t blush too much, “they have this taken care of so how about we go choose the music or something!” You suggest and send a look back at the girls as you lead them out of the kitchen space, after you’re a good ways away you hear them bust up laughing.

“Denki, would you mind choosing one of your playlists? You have a good mix and I trust it” you chuckle, thinking of the time Mineta played his sex playlist making everyone uncomfortable. You hold out the aux cord “you like my music?” He asks and you nod “I do. I was gonna ask you to send me your playlist actually, since we all hung out in your room last week” you don’t miss the blush that creeps up on his cheeks, it makes your heart skip at how cute he looked.

After everyone in the dorm showed up you all talked and hung out, danced a little, and when everyone was distracted with karaoke you got Denki’s attention and then motioned with your head toward the stairs. His eyes light up in recognition and he nods once. Butterflies erupt in your stomach as you make your way to the stairwell, heading up to your room to grab your stuff since it was your night to bring the joint. When you make it back to the stairwell he’s coming up them “perfect timing” he says, holding too cups of punch, and you smile.

The first time you smoked together it was because you were the only one who showed up when he sent his message to the group chat, every other time after that he only invited you. It became your thing together, even if you didn’t smoke you’d still go up there to talk and sometimes just sit in the quiet with a friend.

The more you talked to him the more you fell for him, getting past the horny tornado on the surface of his personality has shown you a completely different Denki than you originally thought. He was sweet and thoughtful and he is extremely loyal to his friends. You knew you liked him when you stopped caring that mineta was there when you hung out, you just wanted to be around Kaminari.

“God this is nice” you say as you exhale the smoke, passing the joint to Kaminari, the sounds of bugs in the trees and the moon above, this was one of your favorite parts of the day. He blows his smoke out, the wind blowing it away in a twirl “it really is” he says softly, his fingers brushing against yours as the joint passes between you, the electric sparks up your forearm not the fault of his quirk.

You sit side by side on the ground, leaning against the wall by the door, your legs out in front of you and crossed at your ankles. He legs were out straight, his left thigh pressed against yours, his warmth radiating into your skin through your jeans. You stay quiet for a few minutes, the only sound being the inhale and exhale of your hits and the sound your arms made when they brushed to pass the joint. “I look forward to this every day” his voice soft next to you, breaking the silence and giving you goosebumps. You let out the smoke and turn to him with a smile “I do too” you admit and he takes the joint from your fingers. “What was Ochako saying earlier? Who do you want to tell your feelings to?” He knew it was about you, the way you blushes and quickly made them leave, he could tell you were flustered. He just hoped and prayed it was him you all were talking about. He holds the joint to your lips and you inhale, grateful for you few seconds to think about your response. “You” you whisper, deciding to be honest since it was the perfect opportunity.

The joint was now a small nub with probably one hit left, he lifts it to his lips while maintaining eye contact and takes the last hit, flicking the end off and giggling. “wanna try something?” He asks without letting out much of the smoke, you raise your eyebrows “sure” you whisper and he reaches up, cupping your cheek and tilting your face up as he leans down, pressing his lips into yours and nudges your mouth open with his own, you comply with his demands although your brain has basically short wired. He giggles as he slowly gives you the smoke from his lungs, a bit escaping past your lips until you realize you’re supposed to inhale, you hold back your giggles and raise your left hand, bringing it to the back of his neck and burying it in his soft hair.

When he pulls back, you’re smiling wistfully up at him, your whole body tingling. His hand still on your cheek as he gazes down at you through hooded bloodshot eyes. You exhale through your nose and the smoke floats up between your faces. “What exactly did you want to try? The smoke or..?” He laughs, a soft chuckle from deep in his chest, it makes your cheeks flush even more than they already were. “I’ve wanted to kiss you for so long, the smoke was just a fun idea” he admits and brushes his thumb across your cheek bone. “Hey Denki, do you wanna try something?” You ask with a smirk and he chuckles “what?” He chuckles and you laugh as you put your left leg across him, straddling his legs now with your hands on his shoulders. You smile down at him, his other hand coming up to rest on the back of your thigh as he smiles back at you, his eyes have a sweet glint in them and he’s looking at you like he’s never seen anything more beautiful.

You cup his cheek and then rub your thumb across his bottom lip “I want to kiss you again” he whispers, his warm breath fanning across your thumb still on his lip, butterflies fill your chest at his confession and you close the short distance between your lips, you tried to go slow and soft but the moment your lips touched you couldn’t help melting into him, his arms wrapping around your waist and pulling you flush against him as he licks your bottom lip. You moan as his tongue slips inside of your mouth, the taste of weed and a hint of lemonade from the punch

When you pull back to catch your breath you slide down in his lap slightly to lay your head on his shoulder, both of your chests heaving as you panted. “Y/n?” His voice was quiet and he started to softly scratch your back up and down over your shirt “Denki?” You start to pepper soft kisses on his neck and he takes a deep contented breath as butterflies race in his veins, “be my girlfriend” he says with a smile, looking up at the stars as he holds you close to him. “What?” you say without hesitation, less than a second after he finished saying it, causing him to laugh, you lean up and look into his eyes “you mean it?” You ask and he nods “I can’t stop thinking about you and I always miss you. I was going to just ask you out on a date but really all of these times up here could be considered dates. I want you to be my girlfriend now” He smiles and adds “as well as take you out on a date tomorrow night” you giggle in excitement “of course I will be your girlfriend! But I can’t go out tomorrow night I’m supposed to help Mina with our project” you say and he laughs, reaching up and playing with your hair “let’s go after then. Or we can just hang out in my room and watch a movie” he suggests and you blush, knowing already that you’ll just end up kissing the whole time. Then you blush even deeper remembering that he still is a horny tornado. You get a shiver and then cuddle closer to him again “we should get back to the party before they send someone looking. Do you think we could stop by your room and you can lend me a hoodie?” you grin and he chuckles “I would love nothing more than to you in my clothes” his words have a deeper meaning, you just know it. You slap his shoulder and laugh before standing up, taking his hand and helping him up as well.

“You’re so beautiful” he says when you pull on one of his hoodies, the hood up over your head and your eyes looking at him bloodshot and obviously high as shit. “Thank you” your voice is shy and you blush as he looks at you with so much adoration. He cups your cheeks with both hands and kisses you again, the breath rushing from your lungs and electricity surging through your veins. You hum happily when he pulls back, your hands holding on to his wrists as he holds your face. “Can we just listen to some music and stay here?” You whisper and he chuckles “a woman after my own heart. Of course we can do that” he takes your hand and pulls you to his bed, kicking off his shoes and laying down, pulling you on top of him and holding you to his chest “Alexa! play ‘songs that remind me of her’ on Spotify” you look up at him and quirk your eyebrows as music starts playing “her is you” he says with a blush “you have a playlist of songs that remind you of me?” You’re a little shocked, that was such a cute thing to do. He nods shyly and you kick your shoes off, pushing your toes into the bed and connecting your lips with his. “You’re really the best” you whisper when you pull away, laying your head on his chest.

“I really think my life would be improved if I had a fake hand” he says out of the blue, most likely an effect of the drug. You bust up laughing and brace yourself on his chest, reaching in your pocket and pulling out your phone. “Hold on I have to put that on the Twitter.” You can’t stop chuckling as you type out the tweet. After the first time you smoked with him you made a Twitter page just to tweet out things Kaminari says when he’s high. You chuck your phone across the bed and then look at him “okay. Explain” he’s still giggling “I mean think of it! The amount of jokes I could make. I could have several different options and I could make one metal to conduct my electricity. Could you imagine if I shook someone’s hand and mine came off? I would always be bringing attention to it and making jokes. It would be a constant laugh! Imagine Mr. Aizawa if I raised my hand it flew off across the room!” You can’t stop the giggle fit you’re now in “god you’re so adorable” you say and he stops, flipping you over and leaning over you now as he smiles “uno reverse” he barely gets out that sentence before he’s laughing again, leaning down into your neck as you laugh hard with him, your cheeks burning from smiling so hard “an adorable idiot I mean”

[f33itan]

💛⚜️Pᴀʀᴛ 1: Tᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪs Gᴏʟᴅᴇɴ⚜️💛 (From my Wattpad)

A/N: Ok, this was something a mutual of mine said here on Tumblr, and I decided to write a oneshot about it. Might be very VERY slight angst, nothing bad enough to actually be put under that umbrella though, anyways, enjoy this, and ty for the reads! :)

CW: MENTIONS OF RAPE, DEGRADATION, AND MORE FOUL WORDS THAN USUAL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

B/N: Your Mother's boyfriend's name

M/N: Mother's name

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"Oi, Y/N! Go get me another pack of beer from the store!"

"Yes father!" Damn that pig looking bitch. I'm just some fucking girl, trying to protect her mom from this demon of a person! Heck, he's not EVEN a person! He's the devil himself!! Man, I wish dad was here...

When you were in about 7th grade, your real father got killed in a massacre a couple cities over. He was not only a police officer, but a great father and husband as well. He treated you and your mother amazingly, and you thought life couldn't get anymore perfect, but soon that all went down hill. After his death, your mother's health depleted and she felt empty inside. She needed somebody else to make her complete. She decided to call an old friend from high school, and next thing you know he moved in. He seemed like a nice guy at first, but soon enough he was beating you guys mercilessly, enough to leave large bruises and scars whenever you didn't do exactly what he asked, in your eyes though, it was more of an order. You hated being ordered around, but you hated your mother getting beaten around even more. It seemed like a blessing that he hasn't tried to rape her, but god knows what he'll do, he's unpredictable

With all of this happening, you decided to tell him you were doing some "extra curricular" classes in college, but what you were actually doing was taking the Hunter's Exam and learning nen. Your biological father was kind-hearted and fun to be around, but he was also strict and sometimes a bit harsh, though he always meant well. Before his passing, all three of you would go out on the weekends to train, exercise, or do something that would enhance your body power and brain power. Because of this, all of you were exceptionally smart, and bodies all well toned. Sometimes your excursions would be going to a park and practicing a sport, driving to the snow and sledding, skiing, snowboarding, and every once in a while going to another state to zip line, try animal encounters, or take a family friendly class in that state's heritage and customs.

Since you were accustomed to hard core training and events, you thought the Hunter's Exam was quite fun, and was a test to your skills. After that, you were scouted out by a strong nen user by the name of Biscuit Krueger. You and her had lots of fun training, and with her pushing your limits to the utmost best, you turned out to be a specialist.

(Whenever I imagine myself in Hunter x Hunter, this is always my nen type and stuff LMAO)

Your power was called, Black shadow. You could have up to 10 weapons on hand, completely subjected to doing your bidding. These weapons were linked to you through blood, and they were surrounded with a substance that appeared to be black mist. The weapons you most preferred to practice with and use were your katana, blood string, and scythe. You could also make a weapon yours by cutting a fingertip and letting the blood drip onto the weapon, altering the appearance then gaining that black "mist", showing that it was now yours. The downside to this technique was that those "shadows and mist remnants" were your sleep. The darkness in your mind and the shadows all around you were taken and used for that power. In turn, you were always tired, yawning, and had bags under your eyes. Another plus side though was that you had a nen created chamber that had every weapon you owned. A girl can have some fun toys, can't she? You had tools for torture (whenever you took an opportunity to try it), many varieties of weapons, and of course, more snacks. But unlike B/N, you didn't have just fatty snacks. You had regeneration potions, healthy snacks, and special nen created "snacks" to help with different things, which all of these you had collected through pulling some strings. Your mother was worried, but you said it was all just college things. Yeah, just college things..

Ill make that pig bitch pay for what he has done to my mother!

Feitan POV -or whats going on with him- :

"What time, is it.."

"8 AM Fei!"

"Shut up, green eyes, too loud."

"Oh Fei don't be rude! It's mean!"

"That's, the point."

"Oh wait, Shalnark, what this?"

"What do you mean?"

"This... gold string?"

"OI SHALNARK, FEITAN, COME ERE' REAL QUICK!"

"Phinks, what, do you, want-" Phinks just ignored his question and pointed to the TV.

This is Channel 12, reporting live from York New City Town Square. People all over the city are claiming to be seeing a string tied to their left ring finger, leading them to some unknown destination! What is this string? Who put it there?-

"AY AY IM ON TV! THE STRING THINGY JUST LEAD ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL AND NOW WERE DATING! SUPER AWESOME!"-

I apologize for the interference, but this string appears t be leading people to.. partners? Soulmates? Find out tomorrow morning, this is Amy Starwick from Channel 12, signing out.

"What. The. FUCK."

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOODNESS HOLY SHIT FEITAN YOU HAVE A SOULMATE!!"

"Nope-"

"YESS YOU DOOOOOOO"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEERY BITCH-"

"No❤️" Since Feitan was on his last nerve with Shalnark, he decided to stomp over towards Chrollo in the main room, but Chrollo just chuckled.

"Wanna go find your soulmate? See if that things real?" Feitan just stared at the ground, lightly shifting his feet.

"Go ahead, I don't mind."

"Just, doing it, out of, curiosity."

"Mhm, curiosity, go find them." And with that, he was dismissed. Feitan wanted to say it was curiosity, but deep down he had this feeling there was something else, but what was it? It made his stomach tingle and he didn't like it one bit. He tried to ignore all of this, and just shrugged it off...

꧁꧂꧁꧂TimeSkip to Next Day꧁꧂꧁꧂

Your POV + some Feitan POV:

"Alright, today's the day, he'll be at his work, and on his break, i'll set the plan in motion.." Both me and mom don't like him, and I don't know about her, but I sure hate him, every ounce of him. The plan is simple: 1. Capture mom's boyfriend, 2. Take him to an abandoned building, 3. Torture him and get all of the answers I need, and 4. Kill him. His break is at 12, and he usually goes to get takeout every other Friday, what a pig. I'll give him a taste of his own medicine.

Time: 11:30 AM

Ok, I have everything ready. Fully energized to the utmost extent, Elixirs to bring him back in case he passes out too early, and- what? He's leaving for lunch early? PERFECT! You ran behind some buildings and hid in a two-way alleyway, waiting for him to pass by...

Here we go..

One..

Two..

THREE!

You covered his head with a sack, and took his phone out of his back pocket. Before heading over to your post, you laced the inside of the sack with some sleeping powder and pressed it against his nose and mouth. Within moments he passed out, and you typed in what you hoped to be his password, which was correct. Around 12:30, you were going to text one of his coworkers that he would be "going to a restaurant across town, and ditching work for a day, not wanting to see his stupid good for nothing girlfriend or his dumb daughter." You knew he called you both this because of going through his text messages when he wasn't looking or when he was sleeping. Little did you know that somebody was watching you from afar.

"Hmm... So, she, my, what do people, call it.. soulmate? Seems, interesting..."

Time: 12:00 PM

"Jesus, I new he was a fat ass but I didn't know he weighed this much!" You were tugging him from his legs through the back ways of York New. You wanted to find a secluded area, where once you were done with him you could just toss him somewhere for the birds and maggots to eat. After walking for what seemed like hours, you came across a set of abandoned buildings, specifically the one you laid out some extra things. A couple extra weapons, some towels, a change of clothes, a chair and some rope, a couple of flashlights, and of course, some snacks. Lucky for you, the douchebag you've been dragging around like a rag doll was still out cold, so you picked him up and tossed him on the chair, tying his wrists, ankles and neck to the chair.

"Maaannn, this is boring!! When the hell are you gonna wake up?!" As if on queue, you saw his eyes start to flutter open, and you immediately grabbed your box cutter. It wasn't a weapon used by your nen, but it was quite effective.

"What.. who.. wait- Y/N!? WHAT THE FUCK?! UNTIE ME NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS!!" you didn't notice it, but Feitan was watching from the building over.

What, the fuck? Why she kidnap him? That pig? Why? Confusing, gotta keep, watching.

You shoved the box cutter into his left cheek, and you bathed in the glory of hearing his screams of pain.

"How does this feel, you bitch? Everything you've done to my dear mother, everything you've done to me, and heck, YOU WERE PROBABLY BEHIND MY DAD'S MURDER DURING THAT FUCKING MASSACRE!!" B/N noticed the tears in your eyes, and took this to his advantage.

"So what if I was? Both of your parents were pathetic anyways."

"NO THEY AREN'T! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY MOTHER'S LIKE THIS NOW! YOUR THE FUCKING REASON FOR EVERYTHING SHITTY THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!!"

"Heh, hehe.. hahaHAHAHA! YOU KNOW GOD DAMNED WELL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE PATHETIC! WANNA KNOW WHY I GOT WITH YOUR MOM!? BECAUSE SHES HOT. AND SHE HAD GOOD MONEY FROM YOUR FUCKING DAD. YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO?! YOU KNOW WHY I TOOK OFF EARLY TODAY?! I WAS GONNA RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND MAKE YOU WATCH, THEN KILL BOTH OF YOU AND RUN OFF WITH ALL OF YOUR MONEY!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S IRONIC?! I DON'T HAVE ONE. SINGLE. FUCKING. REGRET. IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR DAD, YOU SOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE NERVE TO DO THIS, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED!!"

You couldn't handle this anymore, tears were falling down your face rapidly as you grabbed the duct tape and closed his mouth shut.

"I don't give a fuck about what you say.. I'm going to kill you here. This is your grave. Someday, I'll join you in hell, and when I do, I'll torture you again, and the Devil will laugh. You just watch and ducking wait you, you.. PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIG ASS SLOPPY ASS NASTU FUCKING BITCH!" With that, you grabbed a couple super worms in each hand and shoved them into his ears. Even with the duct tape, you could hear his screams of agony as the worms dug deeper into his ears. You then got our your katana and slashed him across the stomach, and shoved even more worms into that open wound of his. Quickly, you poured a large bottle of the elixir you had brought over him to keep him from dying so quickly. Box cutter still in hand, you carved small lines all over his arms and legs, then ripped off the tape to hear his desperate cries. You imagined he wanted to be dead, but you didn't care. His pain and you pain mixed together and you just started laughing. You through your head back and let yourself laugh. all of the pain this man has caused you and your mom will be repayed today.

But the pressure and stress was too much to handle. Your laughing of victory soon turned into screams and more tears, as you let yourself fall to the ground, not even noticing you didn't hit it hard, something had caught you, or someone..

What the shit am I doing?

Am I really going to kill him?

What's wrong with me?

What will mother think?

What would dad do?

What am I doing with my life?

You soon snapped out of all of those negative thoughts though, as you noticed something caressing your face lightly.

"Rest, now. He, won't die, so quickly. I'm, Feitan." You were a sniffling and crying mess, so all you could do was rush into Feitan's chest and cry. Without thinking, he wrapped his arms around you and held you close. He had no idea what he was doing, for he had only seen this kind of skin on skin contact in movies. So, he did what those people in the movies did.

"Don't, worry... It's all, going to be.. okay."

Word Count (Including author notes, etc) : 2251

-Wrote February 3, 2021-

Unedited sorry about that lol-

Part 1...

[thesvenqueen]

TO THE END

S&B Episode 8 (I get a bit rabmle-y at the end there but, it's a good end review I swear!!)

- l've loved the switch in title cards every episode, really great detail and so fun to see what they come up with - bowler hat gang UNITE - HOW DARE YOU FORGET MILO WTF - oop Zoya piecing the puzzle together, yes girl - AHHHH MATTHIAS AND NINA YEEEES. - >.> there's only ONE BED <.< - NO DON'T LEAVE - :( god damn it, y'all killing me here - can you at least share the bed before you go?? - YES TO KERCH, LETS GO - "I will keep you warm" ASKLFGKLASDGBASDFNKB - WE NEARLY HAD A KISS WHY YOU AHHHHHHHHDLKASGALSKDHGVLSDKVBLKS - omg they let them get waffles I COULD CRY - oh they were so happy god DAMN IT - Fedyor WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY THEY WERE HAPPY GDI - they dooo though they dooooooo - UGHHHH we got 3 mins of happiness ffs I hate it hereeee - "remember who's driving" bitch I know you did NOT - bro Inej realizing someone is below deck with them YES YES YES - "I'll ask again, who are you?" god Jesper intimidating is HOT AF HELLO??? - boy Kaz has no buisness looking that good too jesus - mhmmmm, you be right Alina. - yeaaaaaaaah this is bad, this is really bad - ohhhhhhhhh my GOD - bruh, the SCREAMS wtf - ffs Mal can you please listen for once - INEJ COME ON YOU TOO???? UGHHHH - ok book quote I see you, nicely done - "us" it's just you tf you mean - again, Mal, I know you said you're not smart but bruh what kind of plan was that - JESPER NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT YO - YEAHHH BEAT HIS ASS INEJ - HE CALLED HER WRAITH OHHHHH - Ivan jfc - NOOOOOO INEJ - ZOYA HELL YES LETS GO - JESPER, BOY, THAT WAS DOPE BUT THE CUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - KAZ COMING IN CLUTCH THANK FUCK - she kissed the knife before she threw it I am just...I am dying hello HELP?!? - INEJ GOT THE DARKLING BITCH I SEE YOU QUEEN - Kaz is literally laying on top of Jesper even with his phobia I can not right now - girl don't you waste all your knives!!! - KAZ. WITH THE CANE. PROTECTING HIS INVESTMENTS. FUCK YES. lmao - owowowwowowowow my hand owowowow - YAS QUEEN LETS GO - save???? YOU engulfed the whole fucking city into darkness because they pissed you off shut the actual fuck up - Mal. Sweetie. what are you doing?? you literally brought a butter knife to a cut fight - I V A N. BITCH. NO. - JESPER BABY LETS GOOOOO - god with every spin of his gun I fall more in love jfc - byeeeee Ivan!! - whyyyy you no aim for the head Mal?!?!? - lmao Kaz ready with his fucking cane to wack some mf monsters I'm here for it - thank you for showing Kaz hella struggling with his cane and walking, I appreciate this so much - Awwww Inej, sweet baby - SHE GAVE HER A DAGGER BLESS - aw :( Kaz realizing Inej really might leave, oh sweet boy - LISTEN, Kaz can't break a deal homie. there is a lot at risk here that he can't lose - ......that might fix the problem. - For Inej, he did it for Inej and that's it and Inej was over in the back fighting to not fucking hug him I can not - Kaz be right, from experience Zoya please. - lmao "I still don't like you" ZOYA girl come on - this entire Kaz & Inej conversation I have no words I'm crying - "I need you" the face & noise I just made were not human ahhhhh - I mean, we know you stay, BUT PLEASE INEJ STAY - MATTHIAS - YOU WAIT MATTHIAS CHILL WTF - IT WASN'T THOUGH - come ON Matthias how do you not believe her??? - that literally broke my heart oh my god - he ALWAYS has a plan - ayeeee I got one for you - oh you shit, I see you - yeahhhh bout that, he ain't dead - welp, that's definitely not good.. - "follow" nah I only follow Kaz Brekker thanks

Netlfix, seriously, just go ahead and announce season 2 because we ALL want it. I NEED it so badly just, do it do it do it.

In all seriousness, as for as YA book adaptation, this is top notch if not the best adaptation I've seen. The cast was A+, nailing the characters so beautifully and bringing life to some that I really didn't fully appreciate in the books. Specifically Archie with Mal, credits to him and the writers (and Leigh) for really working to make him a stronger, fully developed character. It was so well done and I am really rooting for them more so than I was in the books.

Crow wise. Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Kit, Freddy, Amita, Danielle, Calahan; literally the most perfect casting. Period. I was so incredibly nervous when the show was announced how casting would go for the crows. They're my favorites, ones that I really treasured and when I tell you just the cast photo I had a feeling this was going to go well. Well was an understatement. I was absolutely blown away by how well they nailed the Crows. The humor, the small gestures, the teasing and comments; absolutely perfect. I have only one complaint, the same as Kit: GIVE ME WYLAN!!!

Also,Jessie as Alina, round of applause as well. I didn't mind her character in the book, but in the show I felt more connected and really was cheering for her and I have to give that to Jessie. Like Archie, she did a great job bringing the character to life and making her enjoyable, more fully developed tbh. I don't even need to go into Ben because I despise the Darkling as much as I did in the books so I'd say he was fucking brilliant.

The fact their budget was limited, they somehow was able to create a world so beautiful so incredibly well done and oddly inviting. The costumes, the sets, even the Fold looked nearly inviting. It all seemed so well done, so well put together and as I imagined it for the most part. The display of Grisha power was not corny but subtle and well created, not overdone like some like to do. It was believable and so cool to see displayed on tv.

Honest to god this is, to me at least, by far the best YA book adaptation in a long, LONG time. This coming from a HP, Twilight, Series of Unfortunate Events fan. I've seen YA books fail so badly (Euragon, ugh the heartbreak of that disaster) or just, be so flat it hurts...looking at you Twilight. Some having a cast that just, despises the entire book and movie all together, others so well connected and done so brilliantly only for the story to be torn to bits in some parts that you're left wondering if you read the same book at times (HP, never forgive you for that final battle scene, wtf was even that??). But for real, this had the perfect cast, perfect sets & editing, amazing music, fantastic writing to piece it all together and overall was just...absolutely amazing. Definitely going to be something I rewatch over and over and over again till the next season.

Thank you for not fucking it up <3

[electric-cooter]

can you do a blurb of baking/cooking with Pete? like you’re trying to do something sweet for Amy like bake a cake, and Pete tries to help, just super fluffy xxx

“Shit” you mumbled to yourself as you peered into the mixing bowl.  “What did you do?” Pete asked, peering over your shoulder.  “Your mom’s gonna have a crunchy cake unless i find this damn egg shell” you laughed. 

 Pete chuckled, helping you look for it before pointing, “There it is!” he smiled, grabbing a fork and plucking it out.  “Thank you!” you grinned, kissing him softly before adding the rest of the ingredients and slowly turning on the mixer.  You turned up the volume on the radio, dancing around the kitchen to your favorite song.  Your hips swayed along to the beat as Pete watched and worked, buttering the cake pans. You grabbed his hands and wrapped them around your waist pulling him in for a dance, much to his dismay.  “How can anything survive, when these little minds tear you in two?  What a town without pity can dooooOOO” you sang, spinning around and leaning against him, swaying your hips with his.  Pete chuckled, spinning you once more, singing along as you two danced around the kitchen, giving in.  “What a town without can do.  No it isn’t very pretty what a town without pity.....caaaan dooooo” you two sang loudly as Pete gently dipped you low to the ground, your foot high up in the air.  You laughed, kissing him softly, brushing your fingers through his hair.  “You are just too fuckin cute, you know that?” he growled, nomming your neck playfully, causing you to squirm and fall into a heap on the floor.  Pete continued to tickle you, as you screamed for him to stop, tears falling from your face as you laughed.  “Okay okay! Pete! We have to finish this cakeeeeee!” you yelled, still laughing uncontrollably.  Pete sighed, “Fiinnnneee....party pooper”.  

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Black Survival characters as callmekevin quotes

the man the pickens the but titles

Adela: Wow, he’s good. Doesn’t even need to move his fingers, really.

Adriana: “The baby’s going to cry!” I wonder why!

Alex: You and your baby can play along with mama in over fifty babysitting activities! Six unique babies in game, each with their own unique personalities and needs! (reads the german version) I hope my baby’s in german. I have a feeling with my personality and that accent, it’ll sound really anrgy.

Arda: “Congratulations, you’ve just unlocked a bonus costume.” Is it another one that a middle aged man would wear? Cuz that’s the only type of fashion I’m into.

Aya: I guess we’ll end the episode to miicasso, just looking out in the ocean, wondering why they’re not as loved as some of the other characters.

Barbara: Stop trying to push your government agenda on me! I just wanna play good game!

Bernice: I could destroy any of you kids in unarmed combat.

Camilo: I’m still confused on how Barbie’s gonna get inside those twelve dancing princesses.

Cathy: Operate now:brain surgery. Good, I’ve played surgeon simulator, I can do this.

Chiara: “We found the first part of the flute!” I found this dirty flute in the tree! I should blow on it!

Daniel: “We must start by cutting the patient’s hair.” (white person voice) I was thinking the same thing, it’s disgusting! Let’s get rid of that fringe!

Echion:Why do we all have to be trendy boys from the 90s? Why can’t I be, like, an older gentleman?

Eleven: Nothing could distract me, honestly. (cut to an upgrade game playing itself as she watches)

Eva:This is normal for me. Every year, I sleep through july, august and september. As the great philosopher Green Day once said, wake me up when september ends.

Emma: “-as you would a pencil during a pop quiz” Ah- I didn’t take quizzes, I left school

Fiora: Ah, I’m such a good samurai, I studied the blade

Hart: (playing the guitar) What’s new scooby doo, we’re coming after you, we’re gonna solve that mystery, what’s new scooby doo, the trail leads back to you, whats new scooby dooooooo~ (walks off and breaks the guitar) NA NA NA NA NA-

Hyejin: You know what, I’m just gonna have a nice time this time- FUCK!

Hyunwoo: She doesn’t stop when you tell her to stop! Oh my god, she just loves killing herself! Barbie’s so relatable.

Isol: “We should encourage sharing, what are you feeling?” “.....” “Oh, he got all shy now.” 

Jackie: Oh, if I had a baby I’d do stuff like teaching it the alphabet backwards, like, count using colors, like (points to a blue surface) look, it’s the color three!

Jan: That cat is even higher than I am. Like Barbie, not me, I’m not actually high.

Jenny: Was this show a whole cover for human trafficking?

JP: If I can’t get past the menu, is there much point even playing? (..) Hold on guys, this is going to take some serious gamer thoughts to actually get working.

Lenox: Oh, sssssssugar. I can’t swear in front of the kids.

Leon: Okay barbie, let’s get started- (falls into the pond) Ow, shit.

Li Dailin: Come on, it’s my only skill! Drinking!

Luke: “You jumped too early!” She’s like, ‘Oops! You killed me!’

Magnus: (rrrr rrrr sound) God, Luigi is such a chad, revving his engine like that. ‘I’m gonna park the car, okay? I don’t wanna tip the valet.’ Oh my god, luigi- is a bit of a douchebag-

Mai: Well, Tessa, George wasn’t paying his mortgage and his farm got foreclosed on. That’s not my fault, he didn’t hold up his responsibilities.

Nadine: They’re all grabbing onto him and he’s like “Let go of me! I’m not used to human contact!”

Nathapon: I’m gonna try and translate this so you can understand. (laggy parrot speaking ensues) I think she said ‘you’re high as shit, wake up!’

Nicky: Some... unresolved anger there. Zoinks.

Rio: I don’t know, I’m lost. All I know is this child’s creeping me out.

Rosalio: “You know what, Kevin, our job now is to be funny ‘cause we’re never gonna win.” “I can’t do that either”

Rozzi:”Why not take a break?” Because I do this for a living, shut up!

Shoichi: “Eww!” What, a fly? Mama has a murderous look in her eye.

Silvia: Can you stop spinning so fast?! I need to make a fecking character here

Sissela: “By 202, one in two of us will have cancer in our lifetime.” Jesus christ, I’m already depressed.

Sua: Did you win, or did you just accidentally fall into first place?

William: “Kevin, did I do something to you?” “You did.” “Did I hurt you in some way?” “I had a dream that you played a +4 on me, now I’m upset.”

Xiukai: Ground beef? Why would we use beef that we found on the ground?

Yuki: I think I just subconsciously hate myself or something.

Zahir: Ah of course. A game about singing, where I can’t sing.

[transaurus]

Let's dooooooo, multiples of three for the ask list

shit you're really testing my maths skills here

What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?

usually something my friends told me to watch but I never really felt like watching (currently Shadowhunters)

Top three cuisines?

in no particular order: Chinese, Indian, Mexican (Italian is a really close runner up)

What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

I haven't had bagels in years uhhhhh I don't really know anymore????

What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

either black coffee or whipped coffee because I'm either bitter, dark, and too much for most people to handle or sweet, hyper, and people think they can handle me but they really can't

What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

embarrassment comes from caring about what people think of you and I can honestly say I have no fucks to give

Have you ever been horseback riding?

YES I MISS MY HORSE SO MUCH AND I MISS JUMPING AND GOING ON HACKS AND MY INSTRUCTOR (she was bi and had so many piercings and swore like a sailor even when my mum was around and she was basically just my cool older sister really)

What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

love playing with them, hate making them

What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?

horror or crime, depends on my mood

Where could someone find you in a museum?

see this depends on what kind of museum because natural history - dinosaurs, national portrait - temporary exhibition, the tate - dissing anish kapoor, the hayward - gay shit, the v&a - fashion shit, the gallery I work at - the bay window in the creative studio because that's my happy place (also where we keep the snacks)

If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?

I reaaaaaallly want snakes and wolves and bats

Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Roy Harper but like in the comics (show Roy Harper is also chill but I think I'd rather hang with speedy)

How do you dress when you’re home alone?

pyjamas or absolute badass

A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

bad things by machine gun kelly and camila cabello, I've been listening to it on repeat for like two days

Do you like Jello?

I guess????

[mst3kproject]

The Brain from Planet Arous

I told you I'd get to this one.  It was directed by Nathan H. Juran from The Deadly Mantis, and it stars Joyce Meadows from The Girl in Lover's Lane, Ken Terrell from The Indestructible Man, and everybody's least-favourite greasy pontificator of things he knows bupkis about, John Agar.  The plot's about an evil brain from another planet.  It's as if the movie has a sign taped to its back that says MST3K ME, and who am I to refuse?

Two scientists, Steve and Dan, are picking up strange gamma rays from Mystery Mountain (the name Mystery Mountain is a good indicator of the level of storytelling we’re going to be seeing here).  They head out to investigate and only Steve returns... but he's different, somehow.  For one thing, he's suddenly much better at kissing.  For another, the family dog tries to attack him.  And the last straw, he's talking about taking over the world!  Yep, Steve's been taken over by an evil alien brain monster named Gor!  Fortuanately for the Earth, a second brain, called Vol, has been sent to track Gor down.  With Vol's help, Steve's girlfriend Sally may be able to save him – and the entire world!

The main attraction of The Brain from Planet Arous, besides its silly premise, is obviously the special effects. Gor and Vol themselves are generally represented by immobile images of brains with glowing eyes superimposed on the film, while somebody delivers lines in an echoey voice.  This is pretty funny by itself.  Then when the film needs Gor to be solid in order to interact with objects in a scene, we discover that it is actually an inflatable brain hanging from a string, trailing a spinal cord behind it like a tail!  Steve proceeds to attack this with an axe, making me a little sad that Gor's end wasn't to be popped like a balloon.

A lot of effort clearly went into this prop, with its light-up eyes and elaborate paint job depicting the folds and wrinkles of the cerebral cortex.  It's got a divide between the hemispheres and a little cerebellum, but no attempt to reproduce the structure of the major lobes of the human brain.  The latter is a bit unfortunate, since there's a major plot point about how Gor can only be killed by being stabbed in the fissure of Rolando (more properly known as the central sulcus, which divides the parietal and frontal lobes).  How we're supposed to know which of Gor's many squiggly bits is the fissure of Rolando is beyond me.

Then there are Gor's 'powers'.  Its entering Steve's body is represented by the superimposed brain shrinking and fading away while sort of overlapping with the image of John Agar on he film.  There's a bit where Gor blows up a plane with its mind, which is of course achieved by blowing up a model, bits of which remain twirling on the string. Gor incinerates people by having a bright light pulse while they writhe and fall down, and the super-explosive, of course, is stock footage of an atom bomb test.  The only effect that really works is the way Steve's eyes go silver when Gor uses these powers.  This appears to be accomplished by reflective contact lenses and it's quite creepy-looking, especially when we see Steve's face partially hidden by blinds or distorted by a water cooler.

The second most MSTable feature is the dialogue, which borders on the indescribable.  The existence of a place called fucking Mystery Mountain is only the beginning.  Let me give you some of my favourites.  At the beginning of the movie:

SALLY: “Do you know it's 3 o'clock and you mad scientists haven't even stopped for lunch?” DAN: “No wonder I've been getting insulting messages from my stomach!”

Or, when Vol shows up to ask for help:

VOL: “You can help me save the Earth from a terrible experience. Yes, the whole Earth.”

And Gor gives villain speeches that Lex Luthor would declare too cheesy:

GOR: “Power?  That's what everyone wants!  That's why the office boy wants to be the boss, that's why the private wants to be the general.  Power!  And I've got it!”

There are also some headache-inducing continuity errors.  First Steve says nobody has been to Mystery Mountain since 1900, then he says that he was there just last winter!  Later, Sally agrees that she's been on the mountain before, and Gor's cave is a new formation.  I guess main characters don't count as 'somebody'.  Or how about where Steve and Dan work?  The scientist investigating the radiation at the plane wreck talks to Steve as if they work together at Indian Springs (Creech Air Force Base, Nevada), and yet Gor had to ask to come to the atom bomb test as an observer, rather than as somebody directly involved.  I have no idea why Gor lets George the dog hang around after George attacked Gor the first time they met.

So the movie is very cheap and very bad, but there's actually some pretty interesting stuff in it.  Gor and Vol's species has evolved beyond bodies and language and food and all that, but Gor at least does not find this to be the desirable state the Observers would have us believe.  Most of us probably think of the archetypal 'emotionless alien' as being like Star Trek's Vulcans, who consider emotions a primitive thing that they are better off for having discarded.  Gor, on the other hand, is more like the Kelvans from the second season episode By Any Other Name, who discover that having bodies and being subject to needs and emotions is a lot of fun.  Food is delicious!  Kissing is great!  Booze is amazing! Man is a Feeling Creature, and because of it, the Greatest in the Universe, and Gor wants some of that action!

And what is Gor's favourite physical need?  Why, sex, of course, as demonstrated by its behaviour towards Sally, whom it describes as a very exciting female.  I think the reason it took Possessed Steve a week to return from Mystery Mountain is because that's how long it took Gor to get tired of sitting in its cave jerking off.

I won’t apologize for making you think about John Agar masturbating. The movie made me think about it, so we have to suffer together.

The Brain from Planet Arous actually has a weirdly ambiguous attitude towards sexual desire.  Gor has no libido of its own, so what it feels for Sally while in Steve's body must be entirely Steve – and it's evidently pretty potent, since Gor attempts to rape her the first time it sees her, and is stopped only by an attack from George the dog.  Steve without Gor, however, does not behave as if he's physically attracted to Sally at all.  In the first scene, when she arrives to announce she's made lunch, he kisses her chastely on the cheek and then resumes talking science.  He's not even particularly interested in the food, since it's Dan who repeatedly insists that they stop and eat!

Steve isn't exactly our hero in this movie, spending most of it as a helpless victim, but he's clearly supposed to be sympathetic and generally a good person despite being John Agar.  We must therefore assume that it's Steve's attitude towards love that the movie considers right and proper.  Steve kisses Sally on the lips at the end, but still not with the ferocity Gor did.  At the beginning of the movie, in the time when we're supposed to be getting to know Steve as Steve, he almost entirely ignores her, as if she's more of a housekeeper than a girlfriend.  All his passion is for ill-defined science.  It seems as if humanity, as represented by this man, is well on our way to evolving into space brains ourselves, unmoved by food or sex or indeed by anything but pure rational thought.

The actual hero of the movie, I guess, is Vol – Vol has come to Earth to stop Gor, and with help from Sally and her father, it succeeds.  Vol, too, decides to occupy a body in order to work on Earth without being noticed.  Sally offers hers, but Vol ends up choosing George the dog, and as far as we can tell it remains entirely undistracted by George's needs and desires.  Maybe we're supposed to assume this has something to do with the dog having a less complex mind than a human being... but in that case, less thought surely ought to mean that the natural urges would be even more compelling!  Instead, the idea seems to be that Vol has more willpower than Gor, and is therefore a better being.  Again, things like sex and hunger are simply irrelevant to a truly great mind.

For this reason, the movie would make for an interesting double feature with It Conquered the World.  Both depict emotion as purely human, but while Beulah feared emotions, Gor revels in them. It Conquered the World suggested that all emotions are equally essential to the human experience, whether love or hate, joy or rage – The Brain from Planet Arous divides emotions into good and evil, contrasting Steve's love with Gor's lust, Steve's humility with Gor's arrogance.  Of the two approaches, The Brain from Planet Arous' is the more cliché and therefore less interesting one, and I'm not sure how much the movie was meant to explore its themes and sexual hangups.  It may have been intended as nothing more than another 'aliens stand in for Red Scare' film.

Also, I gotta ask... has a John Agar movie ever had a decent ending?  Because this one is shit.  Steve asks Sally how she knew that Gor could be killed by a blow to the fissure of Ro-lan-dooooooo!  Ahem.  So she explains about Vol in George's body, but Vol has already departed.  Steve then laughs at her for imagining things, despite the fact that she clearly got the information from somewhere and he has himself been doing psychological battle with an alien brain creature!  I hope she dumped him.  Maybe she could marry Vol instead.  He'd be just as good in bed, and far more respectful.

[imafoxylilringirl]

tag game

Rules: Bold those statements that are true for you and italic what is partially true. Tag 9 people you’d like to know better. (haha yeah not gonna do that maybe like three)

APPEARANCE I am 5′7″ or taller (5′4) I wear glasses (supa blind without them) I have at least one tattoo (i have every tattoo i want planned but the likelyhood of me getting one is a pipe dream. Broke bish.) I have blond hair (i bleach my hair because i like to dye different colors. My natural hair is black as pitch) I have brown eyes (yes) I have short hair (goes to my shoulders i don’t really know what classifies as short anymore. i use to wear it buzzed or in a mohawk for years) I have a six-pack (BAWHAHAHAHAHA) I have or have had braces. (never have)

PERSONALITY I love meeting people (I DOOOOOOO! i have social anxiety, i love meeting people but i have problems interacting with them unless i know them really well. and people i do know and interact with still sometimes make me so nervous-they’re way too cool for me-) People tell me that I’m funny (they do but all i can think is “looks aren’t everything”) Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me (i love helping people when i can i don’t do much but i try my best to make the world a better place) I enjoy physical challenges (i do enjoy them but i’m lazy and if not encouraged or scheduled i tend to not do them)  I enjoy mental challenges (i love love love mental challenges even if my brain isn’t up to them.) I’m playfully rude with people I know well (Only with those who i am most comfortable with) I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (i’m sure there are a few examples of this but i can’t think of them. There are things that i say because i’ve had a brainfart and just become like a twin language with my older brother. Clickclick = remote control Glugglug=water) There’s something I’d change about my personality (lots)

ABILITY I can sing well? (i studied choir for most of my school years. Some people say i do some people say i don’t. i don’t think i do.) I can play an instrument (i can if i studied more but i’m very weak in the skills.) I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping (what’s a puuuuuuuuuush up) I’m a fast runner (in spurts i can be really fast but i’m not in best physical health.) I can draw well? (no) I have a good memory (only traumatic things it feels, sometimes. i have PTSD. i also have a pretty good memory for things i read, music and other arts) I’m good at doing math in my head (for the most part. i can solve algebra equations pretty well in my head. i’m also good at making my own equations when i am working on crafts. Sometimes i can’t math but i never let it stop me.) I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (i mean a minute isn’t asking for too much is it?) I have beaten at least 2 people on arm wrestling (everyone did this as a kid right? there are bound to be at least 2 wins.) I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (creme brule, a Korean dish with pork loin and French toast. i know others but these are my favorites.) I know how to throw a proper punch (knowing and being able to put it into practice are two different things. i always fall short when it comes to throwing one.)

HOBBIES I enjoy playing sports (i enjoy games and sports but i don’t do much) I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (naw) I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else (was in choir most of my childhood) I’ve learned a new song in the past week (:D yep!) I work out at least once a week (does walking the dogs count? Or walking up and down the stairs to do laundry? Cleaning house? not that i’m very good at chores.) I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months (runs is BY FAR exaggerating. i’m a really slow walker and our sidewalks are uneven) I have drawn something in the past month (i think so but just barely) I enjoy writing(i use to be told i had a gift from it since i was in 1st grade) I do or have done martial arts?(i use to study Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but couldn’t continue with lack of money and our dojo shut down)

EXPERIENCE I have had my first kiss (yes) I have had alcohol (oh yes.) I have scored the winning goal in sports game (-snorts-) I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting(Only really short series/miniseries. i like to switch between shows when i can.) I have been at an overnight event? (sleep overs with friends? church camp? church events. School events.) I have been in a taxi (yep) I have been in the hospital or ER in the past years (i had a miscarriage in 2009) I have beaten a video game in one day (i’m sure i have but i can’t remember what game.) I have visited another country(naw)

RELATIONSHIPS I’m in a relationship (naw) I have a crush on a celebrity (yep) I have a crush on someone I know (yep) I have been in at least 3 relationships (yep) I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them (yep) I get crushes easily (my love map is fucked up any sign of affection screws me over one way or another. i try to avoid relationships that starts on these terms.) I have had a crush on someone for over a year (yep) I have had feelings for a friend (yeah, many)

MY LIFE I have at least one person I consider a best friend (yes) I live close to my school (been out of school for many a year and i live a few states away) My parents are still together(my mom is dead i don’t know about my father) I have at least one sibling(i have two brothers from my mom) I lived in the United States (all my life) There’s snow right now where I live (nope) I have hung out with a friend in the past month (does roleplaying with friends online count? Talking on the phone? i’ve also spent time with my older brother. He’s the only human i know in town.) I have a smartphone (i have two broken tablets but my phone is a landline) I have at least 15CDs (music and books on tape) I share my room with someone (my room is the living room, i share with the ferrets and dogs)

RANDOM SHIT I have breakdanced (i like to move, at some point i have tried breakdance moves.) I know a person named Jamie (have known someone named Jamie at some point in my life, it’s a common name) I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair (every chance i get) I’m listening to a song on repeat right now? (nope listening to Venture Bro. and Game of Thrones) I have punched someone in the last week I know someone who has gone to jail (a few) I have broken a bone (nope) I know what I want to do with my life (not definitively ) I have eaten a waffle today (nooooooo D:) I speak at least 2 languages (not fluently but i know many different words in many different languages) I have made a new friend in the past year(i like to think so :D)

[letstrysomefanfic]

Teen Wolf 6x14 (spoilers)

another one!

- oh no nono you don’t spiderboy you say the fuck away from that - is he gonna kiss it???!?!? - oh - oh FUCK NO I’M OUT NOPE SKIP - oh she a werewolf ok - aw crap - DANANANANANNADO DOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO DADADADADADADADADADADADD duh duh duhhhh ADDADADADADADADADADA (me screaming along to the theme song) - lol you thought - ahahahaha malia true - gerard’s not even on screen but i’m already like: fuck you gerard - damn how our problems have evolved with the seasons - FUCK YOU NOLAN - AND NEW GUY. FUCK YOU TOO (he looks like blake griffin but with a skinnier face) - ohhhh god liam don’t make things worse - COACH - don’t take the fall liam please ughhhhh oh GOD NO WHAT THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU - lmao coach ‘that guy’ - oh hey gerard - FUCK YOU GERARD - not this bitch wtf the guidance counselor is LITERALLY the worst place you could’ve gone omg even tho you don’t know yet - ‘i won’t condone bullying’  yeah but what about killing BITCH - really grammar oh wow ‘unnatural’ - she could’ve just said she was going for a jog like…. - wtf where’d he come from - omg argent and melissa looked a whole lot like parents just then who got walked in on whilst arguing by their son (i mean they basically are tho right) - woah woah woah parrish - LYDIA GON KICK YOUR ASS BITCH not physically - malia’s right gerard isn’t a reasonable person w/ this - awww my confused smols - he’s LITERALLY waiting for you to just go with him malia!!! - wait what did they throw on him - oh shit she saw the beast of gevaudan - damn she has a good point tho about looking for bodies - YEAH MALIA AND LYDIA YEEEEETTTT - omfg apb on a faceless corpse sheriff please 😂😂 - LEAVE LIAM ALONE ASSHOLES - she did her research props to her - oh shit the corpse guy - omg liam my bb the amount of self control that takes can someone hold him please - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEACHER FIRE HER ASS NOW MARTIN - PARRISH!!!!! - COACH A TRUE HERO. THE UNDERDOG OF THEM ALL OMG I CAN’T PRAISE THIS ENOUGH MAH MAN - lmao just shoves I’m against the wall - wait how is he touching him?!? what?!?!?! - scott what are you thinking you better not be going all dark alpha now - i love mason and liam’s friendship so much - so is it like fear manifested into a tangible physical being? that’s why it has no DNA? and it’s faceless? and the fear factor? - FUCK YOU GERARD - where’d this werewolf girl come from tho

[nike-shawn]

i. First

this series is going to be told in flashes that will all come together and make sense in the end - however, if you get confused or have any questions, feel free to shoot me an ask :)

IMPORTANT: this series is explicit in drug usage, the consequences of drug usage and also in sexual content. please don’t read if you are uncomfortable with any of these topics. this one is pretty sad, but the next couple will be happier and more ‘bad boy’; I promise.

You watch him suck in, cheeks hollowed and jawline defined as the cigarette takes its place between his pretty pink lips. Your eyes always seem to get stuck on his finger tattoos because the dark ink stands out so prominently against his pale skin and it looks out of place there, there on the inside of his index, or there at the base of his thumb. But then the smoke spills from his mouth and dispels into the chilly morning air and you’re reminded of how fitting those tattoos are.

Shawn ducks his head down and studies the small people 15 floors below. He’s leaning on the balcony railing tiredly as he tries to wake up, and you’re sitting behind him in the cushioned wicker chair, casually sipping the coffee he brewed for you. He didn’t make it right - forgot the sugar - but he tried. He’s always doing that; trying. Trying for you.

“Hey Doll,” he starts, catching your attention with that raspy morning voice that makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up, “I quit Mario’s.”

He’s expecting you to be mad at him. You watch his back muscles tense and his hand shake as he lifts the cigarette to his mouth again. But your mouth stays closed and you drop your gaze to the coffee in your hands, watching the steam from it rise up, up, up. You haven’t put contacts in yet so the world is still blurry but his face is crystal clear as he looks over his shoulder, eyes filled with what you think is probably disappointment in himself or disappointment in what didn’t happen. He looks young in the mornings with his hair in his face and his skin splotchy with sleep, and he looks too young to have smoke in his lungs and too young to have already had seven jobs, all of which he quit for various, unacceptable reasons. He’s much too young but he’s trying. Trying for you.

“Thought you were saving up,” you say quietly.

He moves slowly, slowly, slowly, eventually folding his body until he’s small and sitting on the floor of the balcony, back against the railing. “I still am; the money’s still in an account,” he tells you as he leans his head back, tilting it towards the sky. “We’ll get a June wedding.”

“I know we’ll get a June wedding, Shawn, I know it’ll happen. It’s just a matter of if it’s next June or the June five years from now.”

“Next June - I already told you.”

You swallow down the disappointment in your throat. “You told me that this serving job was the one you were going to keep, too.”

You wish you’d kept your eyes closed. You wish that maybe you’d been looking out at the little people below you or at the water beyond. But, of course, you’d been watching Shawn’s face as it crumpled for that split second, his eyes squeezing shut and his mouth twisting itself into a torturously beautiful frown before righting itself with a swipe of his hand over his eyes. You look away.

“I… I’m sorry,” he says. “I love you. Next June, baby, I promise.”

He looks at you finally with tired eyes and a lazy smile and you love him. You set your coffee down and walk over to him, dropping down gently in his lap, legs slung around his waist and dangling through the rungs of the railing. The wind nips at your heels. You kiss him and say “I think you’re pushing this back because you’re afraid I’ll upstage you in my dress,” you laugh, “you know how good I look in white.”

Shawn smiles against your lips. “Y/N, don’t be ridiculous. I’m pushing it back because I don’t wanna embarrass you in front of everyone - last time I wore a suit, you tore it off me before we were even out the door.”

The two of you bump teeth as your laughter rattles your chests and you’ll be okay, you think. You’re going to be okay.

+

“What happened to Shawn’s knuckles?”

You tap your foot nervously as you avoid your mom’s gaze, darting from the table to the window to your plate to the table again, all in quick succession. She’s looking at you like she knows all about it. Deep down you’ve accepted that she’s known all along.

“He, um,” you say shakily, clearing your throat, “s’ a scratch he got from work. Comes home with all these bruises and cuts and things, you know,” you shrug, “construction.”

She purses her lips and sips more of her iced tea, side-eyeing your fiancee who’s been caught in the kitchen talking to your dad. You follow her eyes and see Shawn’s hands stuffed in his pockets. You want to assume that they’re talking about something normal, like the weather or how work is, but you can tell by the tick in your father’s jaw that Shawn’s already said the wrong thing.

“You don’t have to marry him, Y/N,” you mom implores, eyes suddenly burning into you, the intensity making you shrink in your chair. “He might make you think that but he’s going around picking fist fights with people, smoking and drinking the night away -”

“You don’t know that -”

“I know how this story ends, Y/N -”

“You don’t know shit about him!” You scream. The house falls silent with your outburst and you watch your mother take a shaky breath, smoothing out her dress. After a moment you hear Shawn’s heavy footsteps on the tile, feel his hands at your waist. He whispers things in your ear, things that are supposed to calm you down but all they do is prompt tears, reminding you of how unjust this whole thing is. “It’s not his fault,” you say, quieter now, looking straight at your mother. “He can’t help it, Mom, it’s not his fault.”

“Let’s go,” Shawn says, tugging gently on your hand.

Your mother is straight-backed in the kitchen chair, feigning composure. She looks like a statue. Her face is emotionless and she watches you go, your hand clutched between Shawn’s bruised one.

“It’s not your fault,” you say to Shawn’s back as he leads you towards the front door of your childhood home, “you’re trying. You’re trying for me.”

He’s always doing that; trying. Trying for you. It’s just never enough anymore.

+

You don’t have enough money to go out so the kitchen smells like pasta again tonight.

He’s dancing around with a wooden spoon in his hand, shirtless and silly, belting out all the words to some Jason Derulo song that came on the radio. You smile and hold back your laughter as Shawn’s hips move ridiculously when his lips mouth ‘Talk dirty to me,’ and pretends his playing the saxophone. “Do do do do do do do do dooooooo do do do do do do do do do.”

“You’re absolutely insane,” you tell him, white teeth shining in the sticky overhead light.

“But you love me,” he reminds you, body now flush against your back. His hips rut up against your ass suggestively. “Love me enough to turn off the stove and go to the bedroom.”

“Yeah, you wish.”

“Don’t have to wish, baby, you’re already wet.” His hand inches down to the space between your legs, index finger pushing up against the most sensitive part of you. Your leggings are thin thin thin and he can feel everything he’s doing to you. “You’re already thinking of what we could be doing if we just made our way over to the bedroom…” he trails off and starts to tug on your hand. You look at his pretty brown eyes and then down to where he’s pushing out the front of his sweatpants, and sigh as you turn off the heat on the stove. Your bare feet follow after his and you start to feel your heartbeat race, a familiar feeling, when you cross into your shared bedroom.

It’s dark in here but he doesn’t turn on any lights beside the one on top of your dresser, illuminating only a corner of the space and giving the room a quiet, calm ambiance. He turns around to face you: pupils blown wide, hands shaking, cheeks red. Your heart drops.

“Shawn,” you say quietly as his lips attack your neck. You feel his teeth at your collarbone, nipping at the bone, breaking the delicate skin there. “Shawn, look at me.”

He pauses. “Why stop? Know you wanna keep going.”

“Look at me, please.”

His head lifts and you feel his breath on your face. His eyes can’t stay in one place - they’re at your eyebrows then they drop to your chin then they focus on your ear and you feel overwhelming disappointment wash over you, making your knees weak. You turn away from him with a wobbling bottom lip and climb onto the bed. You lay with your back facing him.

He’s high. He’s high again, and you don’t want to look at him.

“Y/N,” he tries.

“Please go away.”

“It wasn’t enough to do anything-”

“I don’t care.”

You feel his weight make a dip in the mattress. “Please don’t be like this. Times are tough, you know, and it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

You stay silent. He gives in and turns so you’re back to back.

He falls asleep before he can hear you cry.

+

The sex is sad after that.

There are no more fucks in the shower or blowjobs in the car. There’s no more laughing right before the moans. It’s quiet, too, and the blanket of silence is the heaviest you’ve felt in a long time.

“Y/N,” he breathes into your mouth, thrusting into you slowly. The headboard groans from where he’s gripping it with one hand, his other tangling in your hair, pulling it just enough.

Your legs are hiked up over his hips and you feel every inch of him, feel him rutting into you and you dip your fingers down to the top of your inner thigh, feeling the dampness from where he’d leaked out of your opening after your first go. You moan.

When he says that he’s “close, babe, close,” you meet his rhythm and try to get close too. His hand nudges yours away from where you’re rubbing just above the connection of you two and rubs quicker, harder. You bite at his shoulder as he pulls out and lets you get the sheets wet, cumming onto your stomach with his hand pumping quick, up and down up and down. He’s shaking with the power of it all, and you are too, legs spasming and teeth digging down hard into your reddened bottom lip.

The sex is sad after that because you don’t let him cuddle you into his chest after you’re done.

You just pad over to the bathroom in bare feet and tear-filled eyes and wipe up the mess he made with a wet washcloth. And then, when you come back, he’s already gone.

next bad boy update: next friday, Feb 3rd @ 6 EST. next actress update: next thursday, Feb 2nd