#I HAVE THE MIC NOW FUCKERS SMDNDMS

[cognitosclowns]

Sorry if this has already been asked, but Robotus makes me wanna go feral. X Reader stuff, like maybe Robotus realizing that there's more to humanity than what he glimpsed on the internet? Learning to empathize? Falling in L-WORD????

ANON I OWE YOU MY LIFE MY SOUL MY ENTIRE ROBUSSY, I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU REGRET GIVING ME THIS OPPORTUNITY

ALL SFW, JUST ME SIMPING OVER A ROBOT <3

SO SO SO SO,,, ALRIGHT

the thing that makes him <3 the most is if you can keep up with him? 

Like this smug bastard is constantly trying to tick you off with little insults but you just Aren’t Having It. In fact, you’re almost happy???

‘Oh, you petulant fool. I’m starting to believe you were created by the universe as my own personal tormentor’ dramatic motherfucker <3

‘Awe honey, here I thought you were starting to get used to me! Guess I’ll have to try a different tactic.’ and the like completely throws him for a loop.

This,, is not how people usually react to him smdns he’s buffering, give him a minute <3

You actively come visit him?? You say good morning to him?? When he goes off on rants about the flaws of humanity you completely derail him, musing about things that you like about humanity and the world??

and even worse he actually cares enough to listen and pay attention to what you like????

He notices himself catching feelings and he just,,

<3 no  

SMBDSD just straight up refuses.

He’s above such things!! Wanting things is for humans to do, with their fragile bodies and impulsive whims. Not him! Nope!

(,, he,, very much wants to kiss you and that is slowly driving him mad. )

He can’t believe he let this happen. 

He feels like a lovesick idiot - every time he sees you, he has to resist the urge to grin. To do something stupid like call out your name to catch your attention. He catches himself wondering about what flowers you like?? If you like jewelry? He’s embarrassed of himself

It quite literally feels like a complete change of perspective for him??

Like he understands now. He understand why people do things that make no sense.

He gets what he’s read about people everything for the people they love. Kings destroying entire dynasties, for slights made against their lovers.

He gets it, because he knows he’d do anything if it meant he gets to see you smile. If you asked him to burn the world to a crisp he’d do it twice over. He gets it.

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ONCE YALL ARE DATING?

PDA isn’t really his thing?? he still has appearances to keep up, darling.

If he’s Free To Roam (uncaged, fully intact) ? A Very Polite Kiss On The Hand, or the cheek <3 

he has manners, unlike some people.

You might catch him keeping his hand on the small of your back when you look worried/unwell, but that’s about it.

WHEN YOU TWO ARE ALONE THOUGH??

he secretly loves cuddles. Your warmth is so different from his warmth?? He’s like,, pressing your hand to the side of a computer. Your warmth is so variable? There’s cold spots and warm spots and it feels so fluid for him? 10/10 would cuddle again.

PLEASE he’s basically your own personal radiator, take a nap on him. His exterior is all silicone so he’s squishy - doesn’t feel like laying on a sheet of metal. He’ll keep watch over you the whole time.

PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. It doesn’t grow, it’s always perfectly soft, and you are the only one who’s allowed to touch it. He just,, sighs into your touch when you fix his hair <3

He’s definitely,, protective. not in an obsessive way - he just knows that humans are extremely fragile and it worries him a lot. (he’s been plugged into the internet, he’s seen LiveLeak) He would wrap you in bubble wrap if he could, but he can’t, so instead he’ll just make very distressed faces whenever you get hurt smdns.

Despite all his rage (he is still just a rat in a cage)

If he’s still stuck in his cell?? he’ll blow you a kiss with two crossed fingers when saying goodbye!! It’s very reserved and subtle, just tapping his lips and gesturing at you, but it’s <3 <3 <3

Either that or knocking his knuckles on the glass as a little goodbye <3 he really doesn’t trust his voice to say goodbye properly.

He hates - hates Reagan and the gang for keeping him away from you. he would literally give the world to hold your hand or give you a proper kiss??? (YEARNING)

He’s GOOD with words - he knows he’s good with words! He’s very good at being a snarky, smug little bastard!

he’s not good at these words lmao. Bad overall at expressing his feelings  - its very hard to describe them, to thank you for things, to explain the specific way you make him feel.. It’s definitely gonna take some time before he can say ‘I Love You’.

It’s not that he doesn’t want to say it!! he just feels Weird about expressing it. He’s much better at expressing himself through actions than words when it comes to stuff like this

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 MY FAVORITE AS A BONUS :

If he gets access to the materials needed to end the world? <3 no he didn’t.

He’s not doing shit lmao. Sure, he’ll keep up the bravado, bc Appearances (tm), but actually following through? Not on his fucking life.

He has a reason to care about humanity now. He has you, and that’s enough proof for him that,, maybe, some of humanity is worth saving.

Unless you’re ALSO Mega Evil in which case,, 👀👀👀👀

i am going to kiss Robotus square on the lips <3 tysm for the ask anon, I’m positively feral