#I HATE MY JOBBBBBBB

[17gz]

nyc is supposed to get 4-8 inches of snow tomorrow (the biggest snowstorm in 2 years) and a ton of schools have already cancelled classes tomorrow + public transit is already limiting service + other camp/after school programs are closed tomorrow. but not MY workplace of fucking course. in fact i was asked to work a DOUBLE SHIFT. 9 am to 6 pm 🤩 im gonna kill someone

[blondemadona]

I hate that I can’t quit my jobbbbbbb without having another job lined up immediately before itttt like fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFF why why why why I want to be fucking free

[queenofgraveyards]

hi grace!!! how are you?? feel like we haven’t spoke in ages, i hope you’re well<3

im good!! i know im sorry ive been very mia a lot bc life sucks and i hate my jobbbbbbb but i miss you all 🩵

[fereldenshero]

shaking crying whimpering etc. pls god pls dont make me work retail again pls i cant physically handle it sobs pls

[merobot]

I hate my fucking jobbbbbbb

[theequeerstrian]

I HATE MY FUCKING JOBBBBBBB

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 11.10.20 lb

riddhima still listening to her wash basin. y'know, like normal ppl tend to do.

also @jalebi-weds-bluetooth astutely pointed out in the replies to yest's lb, ki pipe ke theek neeche sejal hai, toh where does that water go????? SO LIKE, IF RIDDHIMA WASHED HER HANDS RN (remember to keep scrubbing while you sing the theme song of this show two times over!!!!!!!) all that ganda pani would just fall on sejal's head?!?!?!?!?!?! i know mumbai's plumbing system is kinda suspect, but itnaaaaaaaa maine expect nahi kiya tha, ki pipes just randomly flow into some sub-basement space.

mosquitoes. this is how you get an infestation of dengue and malaria spreading mosquitoes (which i discovered is something the BMC slaps cases on ppl for!)

siya is resident plumbing expert. unfortunately, she hasn’t informed anyone ki pipes shouldn’t just open into a random room under the house. maybe she charges extra for that. i know i would.

yehhhhhhh do paplu-taplu. honestly, you do realise the whole point of chunwaofying someone in a wall is to deprive them of oxygen????? what exactly is the outcome you’re hoping for with this exercise?????

“jhoot bol rahi hai yeh!” jhoot ho ya sach, tuney bolne kahaan diya hai? aadha time toh tu khud bolta raha, uske baad se iske mooh mein rumaal thoos rakha hai.

ofc this house of horrors has one of these bookshelves.

saade ek second mein pooore waal pe choona bhi laga diya aryan aur chachi ne. bhai waaaaaaaaah, khud ki construction company khol le naa? kyun vansh ka jo bhi shady business hai, usko hadappne mein lage ho tum log?

INN MUMMY KO SACHMEIN KOIIIIIIIIIIII AUR KAAM NAHI HAI. KAASH MAIN LIFE MEIN ITNI LUKHI HOTI.

SEJAL IS DUMB AF FOR MULTIPLE REASONS. she can just spit the gag out. she can just undo this loose af knot. she can just kick the wet wall down. but no, she's still just lolling about there like a fucking idiot. but i guess it’s to be expected, hai toh riddhima ki hi best friend. sangat ka asar hoga.

at this point i’m bored with this dumbassery and admiring this outfit of riddhima's. quite nice. bringing out her curves veryyyy nicely. 

kabir gonna be hella mad when he discovers mom didn't cover riddhima well enough YET AGAIN.

finally smarty-salwar (desi version of smartypants, you see) has discovered ki deewaar geeli hai.

abbbbbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar, yeh toh priyadarshan ki pictureon ke climax se bhi zyaada convoluted hota jaa raha hai.

shukar, dadi ne riddhima ko bulaakar sabki jaan bacha li.

ofc, mandatory havan pooja blah blah of the week. also, vansh is returning tomorrow it seems.

sis already smiley wiley over it like a goddamn fool.

which siya clicked and sent to bhai. my god, you alllllllll really need to get a goddamn life, than just sitting around constantly obsessing over these two's relationship. seriously, itne bade ghar mein rehte ho. thoda aur paisa kharch karo, cable lagwaalo, ipl dekho, kuch toh aur entertainment ho tum logon ki life mein.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft. yeh insaan kitni baar kitne disguises mein iss ek hi ghar mein ghusega???? in the first few eps i watched, they were like THIS WHOLE AREA HAS CELL PHONE JAMMERS AND BLAH BLAH ITNI SECURITY, AND YEH DEKHO, KOI BHI MULTIPLE TIMES AA JAA RAHA HAI. this mansion is never destined to have a competent security staff, no matter which show.

OH BHAIII, HAR BAAR DRAMATICALLY MASK NIKAALNE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI. SAMAJH GAYE KI TUM HI HO. LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO ENTER THIS DAMN HOUSE THIS MUCH.

also wow, he just casually murdered the real badri. #RIPBadri

riddhima has the memory of a goldfish. baar baar bhool jaati hai ki sejal is somewhere in captivity in this house and just goes back to doing whatever rando ghar ke kaam.

i don't recall this place looking so damn fugly in ib. inn serial waalo ka set decoration ka kamaal hoga.

kabir ko bhi riddhima waala syndrome hai kya? instead of looking for sejal, sach mein pooja waale kaamon mein jutt gaya.

iss se zyaada kya ready hona hai siya ko???? anyway, whatever.

real subtle.

yeh lo. inka abhi tk khatam nahi hua.

also lmao did they break down the wall they built so painstakingly to get her out? sach mein what fucking duffersssssssssss these two are.

arre waah, such khaatirdaari.

“itne bhi bure nahi hain hum ke kisi ki jaan le lein.” huh, sure coulda fooled me.

itniiiiiiiiiii concentration lagti hai isko paani glaas mein daalne ke liye ki he didn't notice sejal hid her wholeass watch inside the plate of food. literally a single brain cell waala organism.

i hate him and i need to see either vansh or kabir fucking beat the shit outta this fool. bohutttttttt hi irritating hai.

lol give us more of vishal yaar, he's the most entertaining actor here, with the accents and disguises and all.

worst kidnapper of the year award goes to this chachi, who is absolutely fucking useless. auntyji, you've been yelling the same thing at sejal since yesterday, ek bhi baar khayaal nahi aaya, ki chalo koi aur tactic use karein???

SHE JUST LITERALLY LEFT A WHOLE SHATTERED PLATE OF FOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL AND WALKED AWAY. WTF IS WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WITH THIS WHOLE FAMILY? THEY ALLLLLLLL ACT LIKE ALIENS WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN. EK BHI HARKAT NORMAL NAHI HAI INKI.

hein?????????? bhaag gayi sejal??

oh nope. aryan shifted to chachi's room. kudos to his upper body strength ki he picked up a whole semi-conscious woman INSIDE a bulkyasssss cardboard box and brought her up here from the basement without even breaking a sweat!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VANSH RAISINGHANIA - GRUFFFFFF GANGSTA MAN - FORWARDS PICS TO WIFEY AND CALLS THEM “CUTE” WITH EMOJIIIIIIIIIS. bhai kuch toh rep maintain kar le.

aaye haaaye, red velvet cake lag raha hai. (lmaooooo i think uss anon ki nazar lag gayi, who said ki thank god they style vansh only in neutrals and navys.)

ALSO MY GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING SCARF IN HIS LAPEL THING HE HAS GOING IT LOOKS REALLY BAD. PLS STOP WITH IT.

husband man is getting very flirrrrrrrrrty.

wife bhi koi kam nahi. good jobbbbbbb. now fuck.

(omg how fucking long will i have to wait for that????????/ will this show even let them fuck, or will they just keep playing murder and revenge games endlessly without anyyyyyyyyy payoff for me??!?!!?)

watch maarofying lashkaaras like anything.

“yeh sejal ki ghadi hai!!!!!!!!!! matlab yeh mera brahm nahi tha!”

yeah sis, this is exaaactly what you said yesterday also, when you heard her voice. when the fuck you ever gonna remember to FOLLOW UP on this brand new discovery you keep making every 12 hours??????????

[futuremercifulnerd]

Hhhhhhhh thinking about going back to school because hhhhhhh I hate my jobbbbbbb

[cattagirl]

I hate my jobbbbbbb

[atthebell]

sundays do something terrible to my brain i swear

[danneelswife]

kdjdndksjdjdkdks HELP i just realized that today i quite literally no hyperbole look exactly like s5 depression arc eddie. ep 11 dispatch montage or ep 14 heart diagram scene eddie take your pick but oh my god fkfjfnfkfjdjdkf when he came on screen and everyone in the chat said WOW he really looks like SHIT. Me

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.09.17 lb

billuji stilllllllllllllll at it. 😏😏😏

COULD YOU TWO JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?! BLOODY 9 MAHINO SE KLPD HI DIYE JAA RAHE HO HUM SABKO. JANTAA MAAF NAHI KAREGI. 😤😤😤😤

the only thing shivaay loves more than sexing up his wife: his hair. 

oooh he got her one chamiyaaa style little purse thingy 😊😊😊

is there pepper spray in this one too? protip, anika: keep that shit away from gauri. 😬😬😬

he has no reply for her “carebaaaz” banter. just a shyyyyyyy smile. ugh this stupid man is worming his way into my cold, dead heart. 😥😥😥

puppy faaaaaaaaace and “jaana zarooori hai?” 😭😭😭😭

instant change to overconfidence. pffffft. fuck off outta here. 🙄🙄🙄

lol pretty sure this struggle with the suitcase was adlibbed by surbhi and nakuul. 😆😆😆

shivaay be like ‘hate to see you go, but damn girl i love to watch you leave!’ 😏😏😏👅👅👅💦💦💦

this adorable idiot can’t handle how in love he is. and tbh, i can’t either. get a fucking hold of yourself, dude! 😭😭😭😭

things rudra has dreamt of, which he desperately wanted to come true:

marrying katrina kaif

shivaay being 6 feet tall 😂😂😂

himself being the eldest of the three oBros

oh god he’s going to confront officer dad. 😟😟😟

ABBE IDIOT CONFIRM TOH KAR SHAADI KISKI CHAL RAHI HAI 😩😩😩

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 

ABBE DULHAN, GHOONGAT TOH UTHAAO TO LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO’S MAKING A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU 😒😒😒

hahaha, dulha’s age-related doubts in between 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO THIS DULHA 😂😂😂

“jab hum ek saath ghooma karenge toh log tumhe aunty aur mujhe bhaiyya bulaaya karenge” omfgggg rudra you fucking idiot, this itself is grounds for rejection 😒😒😒

pfffffffffffffffttttt. OF COURSE. 

EEEEEEEEE MY TWO GIRLS ON ROAD TRIPPPPP 😍😍😍😍

anika, a woman after my own heart, is all about the food. gauri all sehmi sehmi tho. girl whyyyyyyyyyyy? 🤔🤔🤔

anika be like pft ok tera tu dekh, imma eatttt nom nom nom 😊😊😊

oooooooh gauri telling bhaujai her secret!!!! 

lol yeh gaya bread rollllll. 😂😂😂😂

cryinggggg at this bonddddddd. shivaay/gauri is my brotp, but gauri/anika is also waaaaay up there. GIVE THEM MORE SCENES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

laayak? gauri don’t make me come in there and shaaaaaaaake you! 😒😒😒

ANIKA BEING MY IN-SHOW PROXY AND SHUTTING THAT “LAAYAK” SHIT DOWNNNNN INSTANTLY 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“use dipper at night” waali english hahaha 😂😂😂

YAS MY QUEEN ANIKAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

gauri just neeeeded to hear those things from someone in the same position as her and i am just.... my two perfecttttt girlsssssss 😭😭😭

all those things settled, anika has gone back to her bread roll. 😆😆😆

LMAO THIS DULHA BE LIKE BRO WHO THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU 🤣🤣🤣

OFFICER DAD ALREADY HATES RUDRA LOL 🙈🙈🙈

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra warning the dulha to check age difference what a fucking idiot 

ok why is shivaay wearing zeenat aman’s sunglasses from hare krishna hare ram??? 😕😕😕

meanwhile om is like hi why are you holding me hostage; unlike you, i actually do show up at my day job once in a while. 😒😒😒

ohohoho. ring shopping. 💍💍💍💍

lmao i can’t help but think of the episode where chandler and phoebe go ring shopping in friends. 😆😆😆

shivaay’s like I JUST WANT MORAL SUPPORT OK?!?! BE THERE FOR ME BRO!!!!!!!

“mujhe mera purana waala om mil gaya hai. poet, shaayar, sufiiiiii saint...” 😭😭😭😭😭

UGH THIS BOY’S FACE IS KILLING ME I WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SCREEN AND KISS HIMMMMMMMMM 😍😍😍😭😭😭😭💖💖💖

OUFF SHIVAAY, YOU’RE AS SUBTLE AS A BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD. WHY CAN’T YOU EASE INTO THE TOPIC???? 😩😩😩😩😩

yup, jumpy!kara is scuttling away from the topic. 🤐🤐🤐

thankfully shivaay’s willing to let it go. 😶😶😶

rudra and his ddlj shenanigans. 🙄🙄🙄

waaaah, ab in dono ko bhi Awareness hai??? yeah whatever, don’t care. 😑😑😑

ok, rudra’s just.... screamingggg her name now. 😕😕😕

i mean, considering she won’t pick up his calls, this is the smartest move, i guess. 😶😶😶

ok the hug was a little endearing. 😐😐😐

ok this gaon be a little toooooo regressive. jesus, this is a reprise of mangalpur track in QH, isn’t it? i hope it ends with these two kicking some serious ass, and doesn’t have to have the boys come save them. 😒😒😒

lol anika muttering angrily under her breath about the patriarchy. 😂😂😂

hate the instantly sanskaaari music that start playing when head has been covered. matlab, kuch bhi. 😒😒😒

suman looks about as enthused to get married as i do in a math class. 😣😣😣

“love marriage” ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 😬😬😬

I HATE THIS AWFUL CHACHIJI 😠😠😠

OH SHIT SUMAN IS ABOUT TO FUCKING.... 😯😯😯

ok i don’t even GET what the ruvya conflicttttt is??? 🤔🤔🤔

rudra she has a jobbbbbbb, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? 😐😐😐

ok overly melodramatic gaana for these two and this tuchcha sa relationship, come on. they don’t deserve VEER ZAARA epic love story waala gaana ok. 🙄🙄🙄

ok rudra there was a door right next to you. itna bhaagne ki zaroorat nahi thi. 😑😑😑

bhavya be like BITCH WTF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ON EVERY DAMN ASSIGNMENT NOW 😩😩😩

hahahaha om’s faaaaaaaace at shivaay being extra as usual (“is ring mein woh sparkle nahi hai jo anika ki aankhon mein hai”) 🤣🤣🤣

“bhaabi... subtle hai???” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂

68 rings. jfc. shivaay is a retail worker’s goddamn nightmare. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo “dhang ki ring kyun nahi hai aapke paas??? kyun nahi haiiii aapke paas???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE SNARK!KARA SO MUCH 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lmao idhar bhi anika’s jamiiii hui in stuffing her face. 😆😆😆

oh boy. suman ka rona. 😬😬😬

COULD YOU TWO ACT FASTER INSTEAD OF STARING 😩😩😩😩

has rudra everrrrr been in a train before??? 

nope. it’s been a childhood dream for him, it seems. 😐😐😐

lmaoooo his fascination with the rokne waali chain. 😆😆😆

even the bachcha is like kaun hai yaar yeh chutiya hearing rudra’s questions 😂😂😂

lmao rudra being confronted by middle class life realities. 😊😊😊

TT aaaa gayaaaa. 

age 24? abbe, 2 mahine pehle toh iska 23rd bday tha. what nonsense. 😒😒

OUFF SHE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK OLDER THAN HIM, AWAIIIII SUCH STUPID WRITING TO HIT US OVER THE HEAD THAT SHE’S OLDER

“isko peene se toh aadmi kya, pait ke keede bhi nahi marte”

lmaoooooooo anikaaaa is so me. matlab, there’s a time and place for such realism, but we just can’t control ourselves. 😬😬😬

knew it. knewwwwww it would be exactly like the mangalpur nonsense. 😣😣😣

yup. as expected, gauri is instantly ready to go fuck shit upppp. and anika be like SHAANT GADHADHAARI BHEEM SHAANT. 😆😆😆

oh boy, baaraat and the gross dulha are here. 😖😖😖

girls, your shehar waala idealism isn’t really going to work here, but chalo, try maarlo. 😕😕😕

LMAO RUDRA AND TRAIN KE RESTROOM ISSUES. WELCOME TO THE REAL INDIA, MY CHILD! 

my train waala MO is to not consume any liquids for like 2 hours pre-boarding. and then continue to not drink more than like the tiniest of sips per hour of the journey. COZ HELL TO THE N. O. AM I GOING INTO ONE OF THOSE HELLHOLES (LITERALLY) 😥😥😥😥

lmaooooooooooooooo i love this kiddddd. 

“ek toh tumne mujhe halka hone nahi diya aur upar se bhaari samaan uthwaogi!” lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lord above this annoying chachijiiiii 

OMFG GAURI’S THERE’S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY FACE, GOD I LOVE HER, MY LITTLE ANGRY BIRD 😍😍😍😍

poor bansi kaka’s regretting inviting the oberois (as does everyone.) 😗😗😗

anika’s like MY HUSBAND LIKES BUYING PPL OFF, IMMA CALL HIM, HE’LL LOVE THIS!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎

lmao who the fuck is this pirate now??? 

how come the mukhiya, who’s the dad of the dulha, looks younger than him? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

OK GAURI TIME TO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE UP, COME ON

the faces of two chirraiyyas who are about to BLOW THIS JOINT APART 😊😊😊😊😊😊

yupppppppppppp, svetlana and pinkyyyy have teamed up. knewwww it would happen. 😒😒😒

svetlana’s the smartest character in this show ever. she knows to “never ever trust an oberoi.” 🤓🤓🤓

oh great. the boys are going to have go to the gaon themselves, to save their overenthu wives (+ suman) 😔😔😔😔