#I GOT RICKROLLED ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS DAY

[fenrhi]

MY FAMILY-IN-LAW IS PLAYING NEVER GIVE YOU UP

[random-musings-of-life]

A (Mostly) Comprehensive List of Tumblr Holidays

I saw this post about Tumblr holidays/celebrations, and there were a ton of them, so I decided to make an organized list and their meanings. I am also adding famous "fandom holidays" to this list. Feel free to point out any I missed/explained incorrectly and I'll add them!

Tuesday:

Supernatural Tuesday --- an episode of Supernatural was about a time loop where it was always Tuesday. Can be posted on any Tuesday.

Leave the Bog --- a meme with a drawing saying "When it's safe to leave the bog" and an arrow pointing to Tuesday. Can be posted on any Tuesday.

Thursday:

Out of Touch Thursday --- a video of the cast from the anime Lucky Star dancing to the song "Out of Touch" by Hall and Oates. Can be posted on any Thursday.

Thursday the 20th --- a screencap of a rapper in The Simpsons with a gold necklace that says "Thursday the 20th". Can only be posted on Thursdays which are also the 20th of their month.

February:

Galentine's Day --- February 13th. From an episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie dedicates this day to celebrating female friendship.

March:

Pi Day --- March 14th. The first digits of pi, 3.14, line up with "March 14" or 3/14.

The Ides of March --- March 15th. The day that Julius Caesar was assassinated. Many memes and jokes are made about him, the assassination in general, or bad luck.

Evergiven/Suez Canal Anniversary --- March 23rd. Refers to an event where a ship, the Evergiven, got stuck in the Suez Canal.

94 Meetings Day --- March 31st. From an episode of Parks and Rec where April doesn't think this day exists and books all of Ron's appointments then.

April:

April Fools --- April 1st. Also a real world holiday. The most popular prank is Rickrolling.

Mishapocalypse --- April 1st. On this day, Tumblr users spam one specific photo of Misha Collins, who played Castiel on Supernatural, where he is looking at the camera wide-eyed.

Neil Banging Out the Tunes --- April 13th. Refers to a photo of a rat by a children's keyboard with the caption "Neil banging out the tunes April 13th 2006".

Homestuck Day --- April 13th. The birthday of Homestuck, a web comic. It is/was one of the most popular fandoms on Tumblr.

It's Gonna Be May --- April 30th. Comes from a GIF of Justin Timberlake singing the song "It's Gonna Be Me". In the song, he pronounces "me" like "May".

May:

Star Wars Day --- May 4th. It comes from a pun between "May the force" and "May the Fourth".

Revenge of the Fifth --- May 5th. It comes from a pun between "Revenge of the Sith" and "Revenge of the Fifth".

June:

Let Papyrus Say "Fuck" Day --- June 16th. Someone who was annoyed with mischaracterization of Papyrus from Undertale established this holiday and it caught on.

July:

Dashcon Anniversary --- July 11th. Dashcon was a poorly organized attempt to hold a Tumblr convention.

September:

21st Night of September --- September 21st. The day referenced in the catchy disco song "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.

Frodo and Bilbo's Birthday --- September 22nd. The joint birthday of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings.

October:

Mean Girls Day --- October 3rd. This comes from the part of the movie where Cady's crush asks her what day it is.

Treat Yo'Self --- October 13th. From an episode of Parks and Rec where Tom and Donna have a day to pamper themselves.

November:

November 5th --- Multiple holidays. It's Guy Fawkes Day (a holiday in Great Britain where effigies are lit to celebrate the failure of a traitor), and some people post screencaps of the movie V for Vendetta, where it's mentioned. November 5th, 2020 specifically had three huge news items: rumors of Vladimir Putin's resignation, Destiel (a ship from Supernatural) becoming (one-sided) canon, and the controversy over counting electoral votes in the U.S. election.

Life Day --- November 17. The equivalent of Christmas in Star Wars.

December:

Christmas Adam --- December 23rd. It comes from a Tumblr post making a pun on "eve" and "Eve" (from the Bible). As the original Tumblr post describes, it "comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying".

Almost Christmas (Means It Wasn't Christmas) --- 11:59 P.M. on December 24th. This is from Ace Attorney, a video game where you're a defense lawyer. The fact that it's not quite Christmas is a crucial piece of evidence in one of the cases.

DL-6 --- Christmas/late December. This is when one of the most famous cases from Ace Attorney (mentioned above) occurs.

Other:

Annoy Squidward Day --- either January or February 15th. This refers to an episode of Spongebob where Mr. Krabs votes for Employee of the Month; a screen cap shows Spongebob pointing to the 15th day on the calendar with a sticker of Squidward on it.

Fuck this Post and Happy Birthday [Fictional Character] --- any character's birthday. The original Tumblr post starts out with a user saying "People who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying, pass it on", and another retorts with "FUCK this post and happy birthday, Sonic". "Sonic" can be replaced with a character of your choice.

[curseofaphrodite]

It's been 5 days since I last messaged you because gosh the time at my mom's was partially a mess, SHE WAS HASSLING SO MUCH, I hate when she hassles because she starts to overthink and overreact and honestly I got to keep the whole house to myself from Monday to Wednesday and it made me wanna move back to my own place because THE PEACE aaaahhhh, you don't get peace when you're living at this nuthouse where I am (mom came home at like 8pm, ate a sandwich and went to bed and I could be playing my Playstation or write until 6am if I wanted because I didn't hear what she's doing in the bedroom and she didn't hear what I was doing in the living room, I MISS THAT, here, the walls could as well be made of cardboard), it was a dream to be honest. I could do whatever I wanted?? So I went to fetch fast food every single day like a health freak I am. (I eat healthily normally, I don't even have a chance to go eat fast food very often as the nearest store is like 7km away from my home...) At my mom's, there was Burger King, McDonald's and Taco Bell at like 5 minute walk and a store behind them. Sooo Monday, I went to test Taco Bell for the first time and got Fresh Burrito meal with nachos (liked it, though I embarrassed myself because I didn't realize that when they shouted 198, they meant me and my receipt had that number and they were calling to 198 for like 5 minutes and I was there like huh, why isn't anybody moving??? 🤦🏻‍♀️), but I didn't take into notion that when I eat my first meal at noon, I will be hungry as fuck by 6am... so when hunger struck through, I just had to suffer til next day, minus like one or two small pieces of bread.

So on Tuesday, I came prepared and first bought myself a buffet salad from the local store (my former home store back when I lived on my own, brought some memories) for dinner and bought myself a shitload of food for lunch (Big Mac Meal Plus, McFlurry with Smarties and a Pistachio Milkshake) because I still hadn't eaten much anything for 24 hours. At least I wasn't hungry after those XD I almost forgot about my McFlurry though... And on Wednesday, I fetched only a buffet salad because BK is also near my mom but on the other way from the store and I was too lazy to walk there and my mom gave me a permission to order a pizza 😂

And as I told you earlier, I got a Rummikub board game for Christmas and I bought two video games for myself (Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy rickrolled me the moment I first opened it and Kena: Bridge of Spirits is SO PRETTY even on my PS4??? It looks like some Pixar or Dreamworks animated movie???) But I came back home yesterday evening and still haven't unpacked.

But yeah enough about that. To mom's ex, yeah. I've met my share of toxic people so I noticed the red flags ages ago... ohhohhoo, if you ever wanted to hear the story of my ex-best friend H and me, you'd better sit back because that woman is a crazy bitch and still on me after 2 years of our friendship ending and has genuinely made me wish she'd die so this would stop. And me being like that needs a lot...

I also had a friend who lives here at the same place I do, she's slightly mentally disabled and I've looked at her rudeness through my fingers because of that but yeah, I finally snapped a couple of weeks ago and told her that she's unbearable and I can't take it anymore. That's another story, if you ever wanna hear the story of H, I can tell the story about this woman as well as a side story.

And yeah he's her neighbor now (not mine, I don't live at my mom's, I'm her guest when I'm over). He stalks her and bullies her. Mom is trying to get enough material for a restraining order right now. Feels like a setting for a soap opera.

Btw, when we were leaving and packing my mom's car so she'd take me back to my home, I saw someone half-running from behind the trash shelter hut thing (I'm not sure what it's called in English) and I turned to look at them, we stared at each other for a bit, it was snowing pretty hard so I didn't immediately recognize him but yeah it was my mom's ex who thought I'm my mom... 😂

okay your mother's place sounds so chaotic and fun at the same time, like the good sort of chaotic. Burger King, McDonald's and Taco Bell?? The HOLY trinity of fast foods. I try not to eat fast food either but i cant help it, theyre delicious 😩😩😩💓

I get the token confusion though. Fun fact, we don't use tokens on any shops here at all. we do them on hospitals tho! (but they show the number on the screen instead of shouting them, and its weird to sit in the chair and keep staring at the big screen especially when you're sick lol)

bestie buying all good stuff on the menu feels like HEAVEN. i googled mcflurries with smarties and omg that looks delicious???

Kena: Bridge of Spirits does look so pretty :0 (i googled that too jksdj) getting rickrolled by a video game is fun

crazy ex-best friends are a whole new species, we should start a Escaped From Them Yay club because toxic friends are just not it.

good luck with the restraining order!! i hope she gets it done soon cause that dude is just plain creepy ew.

LMFAO HE HID BEHIND A FREAKING TRASH CAN? Thats so funny and weird at the same time. Literally he needs to get a life of his own. 🙄🔪

excuse all my typos cause im in class atm (on a sunday ik, its torture)

[spnreactionblogging]

INHERIT THE EARTH

SPOILERS BELOW but I guess I’m late to the party huh

oh boy here goes, it's 12/10/2020 as I write this and I've had social media blacklisting SPN tags for the last month so I could get into the headspace to deal with this, I have not heard good things but although I got 15x19 spoiled for me I have somehow avoided 15x20 spoilers so let's see joining me is Two Brothers Pinch of Grace beer and Angel's Envy rum cask rye whiskey a "familiar face" returns? the dog? oh boy it's a buckleming episode I can't wait. how much of this footage was shot after lockdown, is what I want to know. what changed. I am upset that I'm walking into Jack Dying, the episode, on the heels of Cas Dying, the episode the violin is soulful and good at least thank you Jack. thank you for asking where he is. I love this shot of sam against the power lines. he looks so small. dean I really don't want you to be the one pretending you give a shit and trying to "comfort" jack. nice reverse establishing shot of the earth. "hokay. so, here's the earth." oh hey jake abel. I guess I knew that. doesn't mark pellegrino show up too. they're the only PCs left oh sweetheart :( he's trying to pray to him. so buckleming remembered that was an option, huh, just not like. in the ma'lak box jack sitting on that giant retail planter is so damn sad man the fucking uh, the empty news chair with the camera rolling is wild. I love you sam I love rob and every time I see him I'm sad that they made chuck such an asshole calling jack a "lapdog" wow. indeed. okay chuck you're ripping off The Road or whatever, we get it jack has like honest to god pajamas. maybe they were from the dryad or whoever for christmas dean passed out on the floor huh he found a liquor store and he drank it is jack hearing angel radio again doggo "I love you miracle dog" this dog honestly is the best thing oh there he goes :( rickrolled "maybe that's the point. no one left to save. no one but us." sam is better at reading than dean is okay that is a COOL fucking camera angle looking down from above the crucifix this does feel a lot lonelier, like early seasons are we looking at the stations of the cross, is that what the pages were turned to. I couldn't quite see jake abel, I wish I had not missed your baking show with misha that instagram failed to record :( "poor bastard never caught a break" no fucking kidding, RIP adam (finally) michael's been running PR on earth I can't get over how much it looks like jack and adam/michael should be related can michael read the death book? lmao this is how a lot of people seem to feel about books in general, like it's causing them pain to try to read. dramatic music as no one can read it's chuck pranking them again. guaranteed. LMAOOOOO OR LUCIFER so the empty can eject angels back onto earth. fascinating. ah, betty is a reaper. she's gonna come back as death, huh so she can read the book tbh good for her the headbutt was good death starter kit with the decoder ring lmaooooo GOD talking to them like they're petty children is honestly making my day!!! "not a group project" I mean even if she was with them she could just lie about what it says. not okay with leaving jack and lucifer alone "almost-mighty" is really funny the house of cards is good lucifer's right about "fuck god" is betty the empty hahaha you guys got fucked "mikey's a cuck" wow. thanks buckleming. cuckleming? archangel blade??? jack u ok did sam hook michael up with that??? sam is smart. thank fuck. sam'll have it cracked in an hour. sam's got the book of the damned and google translate: enochian (that he cowrote with castiel) sam's a witch wherever they're filming is gorgeous GET HIM, SAM, PUNCH GOD IN THE FACE that was inspired. that was like bobby singer shooting lucifer levels of inspired. buckleming had to get their torture in. last hurrah for the torture train where's jack??? this is what people mean when they say "I like to torture my OCs" you know you didn't have to be an asshole to your grandchild, dude I like when everybody's eyes glow but especially jack's this empty book is trump's COVID plan. just blank sheets of paper stapled together sam is smart. jack's like a mushroom. just soaks up all the good juices in the pan. what if sam and dean make out in the next episode and we find out becky wrote the whole show. maybe you just have to be a regular jackoff, chuck. dean pretty much is the ultimate killer. I mean yeah that is who you are, dean how victorious. you die sick and alone and forgotten with no healthcare. america! this is a bummer. is this victorious? did we win? lmao the sign "ONE MORE!" is that a teal impala over there how do you have extras in this episode, yeesh how much was stock footage, if any "What do we call you?" "Who cares what we call him? All that matters is that we got him back online." fuck off dean at least let jack answer "of course he's coming back" fuck off dean why would he come back with you if he can do anything he wants GO FIND CAS fuck off dean just fuck off dude, you don't get to boss him around how freudian, kill your grandfather who is god very demiurge of you, jack jack's off to be a blind watchmaker I love how he waves, jack is adorable god they're like literally red oni blue oni (red jackass, blue jackass?) over here lmao, these shirts when did cas and jack write their names on the table, they only count now that they're dead? or did I miss something earlier this shot of "what is and what should never be" absolutely breaks my goddamn heart. top fave. fuck. this is a sweet tribute how is this not the end???? I like how kim rhodes and misha collins get special guest star credits for their voicemails/fake phone call literally how is this not the ending to the show. why is there another episode. sans undertale appears to warn me not to watch the next episode. "you're gonna have a bad time." a friend who's not in the fandom asked me "is the tetanus thing for real" and I was like "??????????" and that's the only thing I know going into this. what do they do, drive into toluca lake have a jared and jensen spa day I caught wind of someone saying like "what if sam wakes up to 'heat of the moment' again" which would be BRILLIANT but they're not that clever do they just get stabbed by a regular-ass ghost? do we delete the whole universe and salt and burn the show itself? where do we even go from here. how many sharks are left to jump. someone said "sam gets shot by navient for unpaid student loans" and that is fucking funny and too real sam dies of muscular dystrophy and dean sings "heat of the moment" to congress to allow stem cell research? what. what could you possibly write from here. and why would you. I feel like any shitpost thing I say is still gonna be more clever than what they came up with and I'm not sure I should even watch it. I also hate the idea that buckleming would have the last word but it was surprisingly watchable is this SPN's equivalent of the candy epilogue, but with zero self-awareness? the network swooping in for a final "fuck you" like they did to mark sheppard? what. what even. I don't know if I want to know

[queer-lemons]

Ight gonna do my thing and answer them cuz I never get asks!

Describe your current emotions without actually saying what they are  you know how squirrels just chill in the middle of the road

On a scale of 1-10, how badly does your back hurt right now?  uh like a 3 cuz i can ignore it rn

When was the last time you ate something healthy?  LMAO idfk

Is there a bird outside your window? If so, what is its name?  no i’m not near a window and it’s night, but we have a bunch of birds nearby!

If you suddenly found a dragon in the middle of a forest, what would be your first reaction?  H A N G  W I T H  I T 

Have you cried within the past three days?  no i suppress :)

What do you plan on having for your next meal?  prolly a bagel

Describe your eyes in extreme detail  almond shaped, left eye a bit bigger, golden brown laced with olive green

What’s your favorite number that isn’t 1-15?  19, 29

You suddenly gain the ability to make one wish come true, but not your own. Who’s wish do you choose to grant?  my best friend, her dad has a terminal illness

Who is your best friend and what’s your favorite thing about them?  i have a couple, but one of them, Eliot, he’s great.  he’s like ice to my fire but he’s not one of those goody-goody cishet white boys, and he makes me feel good

What is the best type of pen in your opinion?  Pilot is the best brand, hands down

Which type of tree is your second favorite?  any with white bark

Go drink water or else  haha maybe soon

What’s your favorite smell?  coffee, outdoors

You are suddenly transported into the last video game you played, what is it and what do you do?  animal crossing, i make myself coffee and chill

What’s your oldest stuffed animal/plushy that you still own?  one i got when i was born, a really old sheep.  she mothers me a lot, i know it’s stupid but she makes me feel loved

What is the worst color you can think of off the top of your head?  neon yellow

Does your head hurt right now?  always and forevermore

Go rickroll someone >:)   ooooo

What was the first fandom you were ever in? Are you still in that fandom?  leverage, and yasssss

Think of a color. What’s the first thing you think of when you think of that color?  gray.  safety, warmth,  cold, alone, isolated

What is your opinion on the last person you reblogged a post from?  so fucking cool

Which is better: a cactus or a very small tree?  cactus so sassy

Which holiday is your least favorite and why?  christmas, need i say it, i’m gay and live with my xtian queerphobic family

When was the last time someone told you that they were proud of you?  i can’t remember

What is your opinion on play-dough?  awesome motherfuckery

Seriously go drink some water  hmmm

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?  surprisingly 8.5

What do you think your friends’ opinions of you are?  she’s so introspective and wordy and also has a really dark sense of humor

What is the first thing you think of when you see the icon of the last person in your notes?  honestly idk

How messy is your bathroom counter currently?  bleauch, actually not too bad

Do you prefer pizza hot or cold?  HOT I’M NOT AN IDIOT

When was the last time you listened to the radio? What station was it?  a few days ago, 93.7, pop

🐌 A snail has wandered into your ask box! Please gently escort him back home   awwwwwww i’d love to

Do you like magnets?  yees

What was the first video game you ever played?  mario kart

If you have a crush/squish, have they appeared in your notes within the last hour?  i don’t think so :/

What do you think your future self wishes they could tell you?  get off your ass you lazy sonofabitch

The person who sent this ask would like you to know that you should take it easy on yourself. No one is perfect. Everyone progresses at different rates. Things will be okay.  lmao no one sent me this

New ask game: oddly specific edition

Describe your current emotions without actually saying what they are

On a scale of 1-10, how badly does your back hurt right now?

When was the last time you ate something healthy?

Is there a bird outside your window? If so, what is its name?

If you suddenly found a dragon in the middle of a forest, what would be your first reaction?

Have you cried within the past three days?

What do you plan on having for your next meal?

Describe your eyes in extreme detail

What's your favorite number that isn't 1-15?

You suddenly gain the ability to make one wish come true, but not your own. Who's wish do you choose to grant?

Who is your best friend and what's your favorite thing about them?

What is the best type of pen in your opinion?

Which type of tree is your second favorite?

Go drink water or else

What's your favorite smell?

You are suddenly transported into the last video game you played, what is it and what do you do?

What's your oldest stuffed animal/plushy that you still own?

What is the worst color you can think of off the top of your head?

Does your head hurt right now?

Go rickroll someone >:)

What was the first fandom you were ever in? Are you still in that fandom?

Think of a color. What's the first thing you think of when you think of that color?

What is your opinion on the last person you reblogged a post from?

Which is better: a cactus or a very small tree?

Which holiday is your least favorite and why?

When was the last time someone told you that they were proud of you?

What is your opinion on play-dough?

Seriously go drink some water

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

What do you think your friends' opinions of you are?

What is the first thing you think of when you see the icon of the last person in your notes?

How messy is your bathroom counter currently?

Do you prefer pizza hot or cold?

When was the last time you listened to the radio? What station was it?

🐌 A snail has wandered into your ask box! Please gently escort him back home

Do you like magnets?

What was the first video game you ever played?

If you have a crush/squish, have they appeared in your notes within the last hour?

What do you think your future self wishes they could tell you?

The person who sent this ask would like you to know that you should take it easy on yourself. No one is perfect. Everyone progresses at different rates. Things will be okay.

[sarcasticsmilerrandomness]

I’ve just been rummaging around in my writing folder, opening and closing various word docs to try and find something I want to work on and I’ve stumbled on a FiKi fic that I started writing last year and abandoned.

I barely even remember writing it.

I’m assuming it has something to do with soulmates, and hearing their thoughts somehow, but honestly I’m not 100%, and I don’t remember where it was going or how it was all suppose to come together.

It has the potential to be at least moderately interesting, but I don’t know what’s going on so I don’t know how to continue it. It’s so frustrating!

What I’ve got is under the cut if you want to read it. I just have no idea what to do with it.

                                                                                                                        -x-

Concentrating solely on the document on his screen, and the gentle, quick fire tapping of the keys, it took Fíli a few minutes to realise that instead of the words he’d meant to type, he’d ended up with a paragraph containing the lyrics to Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

“What…?” blinking in confusion, he sat back, the old office chair squeaking in protest at the movement.

Scrubbing at his eyes till he saw fireworks behind them, Fíli groaned. This kept happening, and he didn’t know why. Granted, he thought, this was the first time it had been the lyrics to a Christmas song, but if he hadn’t have caught it he would’ve been in serious trouble.

His supervisor was still pissed at him for the report he handed in with the lyrics to Barbie Girl scattered throughout. And he refused to even think about the presentation that contained a graph analysing how ‘fine’ Micky was, and how much he blew one’s mind.

If he kept this up, he’d be fired.

Leaning forward with a resigned sigh, Fíli started hitting the backspace, deleting the lyrics one letter at a time. Halfway through the paragraph he let out a growl.

He’d been hitting the button to the tune of Jingle Bells.

                                                          -x-

“Kíli, so help me, if you don’t stop humming I’m going to thump you,” Tauriel grumbled.

“What? I can’t help it, it blocks out all that business mumbo jumbo bullshit that keeps appearing in my head,” Kíli defended.

“Kíli,” Tauriel sighed, “I love you, you know I do, but keep that shit in your head. You have the singing abilities of a dying cat.”

“But I wasn’t singing.”

“The humming is just as bad! It’s like a giant, out of tune gnat buzzing round my head.”

In retaliation to the insult Kíli began obnoxiously humming Rick Astley songs while dancing away from Tauriel’s swatting hands.

                                                         -x-

Carefully closing the door to his supervisor’s office, Fíli breathed deeply, trying to maintain control. He wanted to either scream or cry, maybe both.

It had happened again and he hadn’t caught it before emailing the report.

He was going to lose his job, he was sure of it.

His supervisor had just spent the past half an hour screaming at him, and in the morning he’d have to stand before his boss and explain why such a promising employee could act in such an unprofessional manner and rickroll the entire fucking department.

Fíli whimpered pathetically as he slumped at his desk, the urge to cry overtaking the urge to scream. But he had to hold it together, he still had another hour before he could go home.

                                                         -x-

Kíli felt twitchy when he finally got to his uncles’ house. It wasn’t his usual pent-up-energy kind of twitchy though, it was more of an anxious kind. But he had nothing to be anxious about. He was doing well in uni, he didn’t have any exams or essays to worry about just yet, and he was sure he hadn’t done anything wrong…recently at least.

But still he felt odd, like his skin didn’t quite fit.

Dumping his bag by the coat stand he wandered through to the kitchen, he was sure there were some cupcakes left somewhere from when Frodo visited. Sugary goodness was the answer to most things in Kíli’s opinion, and he was convinced the knots slowly being tied in his stomach would vanish at the sight of a fluffy cupcake and its vibrant pink icing.

“…so much potential,” he heard his uncle Thorin lament as he came closer to the kitchen doorway. “I just don’t know what to do with him.”

“Talk to him, Thorin,” Bilbo advised, the quiet clink of a tea cup meeting its saucer following his sigh. “You might be able to help.”

“Help with what?” Kíli asked, eyes zeroing in on the slice of Victoria sponge in front of Thorin as he joined them.

“Your uncle is just having a few problems with an employee,” Bilbo answered, turning to get Kíli his own slice.

“What happened?” he asked, yelping when Bilbo slapped his hand as he went to grab the slice of cake.

“Use a fork, not your fingers,” he admonished.

Heaving an exaggerated sigh, Kíli scooped up the cake fork before digging in.

“So?” he asked again, crumbs spraying over the counter with the word, making Bilbo grimace.

Playing with his own slice Thorin recounted the problem of the lad who kept putting lyrics in reports and presentations, when he spoke about that day’s incident Kíli almost choked on his cake as he laughed.

“He rickrolled everyone?! Oh my god that’s brilliant,” he guffawed.

“Rickrolled?” Thorin asked, dark brows pulling down into a frown. “What on earth is that?”

With buttercream smeared lips pulled into a grin, Kíli set about explaining the concept. The anxious, twitchy feeling being shoved to the back of his mind as he ignored it in favour of more interesting topics.

                                                         -x-

Fíli sniffled where he lay, curled up on his old, threadbare sofa, clutching a cushion to his chest. His cheeks were damp and his eyes were bloodshot and gritty.