#I FULLY forgot about Stiles having a pet skull

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#and in the beginning he keeps dating villains because he only recognizes that he’s having a strong reaction to this person and he’s like

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I love the idea of Stiles going thru it like, “Ok werewolves are real. Ok magic is real. Ok demons are real.” And then at the end of it all going, “you know what isn’t fucking real?? THIS GENDER.” And then just fuckin ditching that shit.

183 notes • Posted 2021-06-30 05:10:42 GMT

#4

I just had a migraine dream that Peter and Stiles were both secretly trying to microchip each other to make it easier to keep track of them, but they both found out about the other trying to do it and instead of talking about it, it became a silent competition to secretly microchip the other person first, and also an opportunity to bitch about it to other pack members like “oh my god I can’t believe he thinks he needs to microchip me, I’m not the one who got arrested in Vegas twice last year” and “of course I don’t want to be microchipped, if he can find my location at all times then I can’t do fun sexy surprises for him, like stealing his car.”

260 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 19:47:51 GMT

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287 notes • Posted 2021-06-23 04:30:24 GMT

#2

mmmmmmm you know what’s some good good shit? some tasty words?? some delicious delicious fiction??? 

Peter taking care of Stiles after the Gerard Beatdown. 

Here’s a list of fics that have that, but not a comprehensive list because I KNOW I’ve read more than these. Feel free to add if you think of more!

The Fort Fic by @cywscross  

Do you remember - back when you were a little kid - the forts you used to make at home out of blankets and pillows and overturned furniture? Like all those kids, Stiles does. Unlike all those kids, Stiles never quite outgrew it.

The Alpha Thief by @hotpinklizard

Something changes around the time Peter turns thirty. His wolf becomes malcontent and angry. His control, impeccable since he was a child, starts to slip, that inner rage leaking out. Talia's iron clad control over the pack chafes him. He can't explain why, but it feels like his world shifts. Pack members he's grown up with suddenly leave with barely an explanation, without a goodbye. His parents' deaths, something that occurred over five years ago, suddenly feel raw, everything after their passing he remembers feeling stilted and wrong.

Or

What if Malia's existence wasn't the memory Talia took from Peter? And what if memories weren't the only thing she stole?

Razor Edge of Danger, also by @hotpinklizard

It starts with Gerard. After the clusterfuck of Stiles crashing into the kanima with his jeep, Jackson's 'death' and werewolf resurrection, Lydia and Jackson go off together, Scott goes after Allison, and Derek, broken and hurt from yet another betrayal and use of his body against his will, takes Isaac and leaves, unable to look at any of them. That leaves Stiles standing next to his battered jeep, arms wrapped around his aching ribs. No one so much as looks his way. Except for Peter.

A Meeting in the Dark by LeeBlack

He’d no sooner stepped in the kitchen when the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end and he froze in place, having gotten the crash course on being able to tell when an apex predator was watching him.

“If you’re going to kill me, just get it over with,” he said, with a bravado he most certainly did not feel.

The back door opened enough for someone to slip inside and close it, flipping the deadbolt shut.

“You should keep this locked. Beacon Hills isn’t as safe as it used to be,” came the response.

(baby) maybe that matters more by @lavender-lotion

“Well, well, well,” drawls a familiar voice that Stiles hadn’t even considered he might ever hear again. “The token pack human, left all alone?”

A Little Tender Love and Care by @ambersagen

Peter's back from the dead. Stiles is fresh from a beatdown. It's the perfect opportunity for a certain half mad wolf to get what he wants this time around. Luckily for Stiles what Peter wants is what the boy needs.

Would You Forgive Me if I Called You Hope, Peter Hale? @whispering-sumire755 (I could have sworn this one was post-Gerard beatdown, but it’s actually post- A Different beatdown. I’m including it anyway because it fucks.) (not literally it’s rated T)

Stiles has scars. He owns that, he accepts it, he's cataloged and memorized every single one, he's hyper fucking aware of them all.

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"What do you want, Peter?" Having the more untrustworthy of the Pack getting protective weirds him the fuck out, leaves an odd fluttering in his chest, like moths, waiting perilously and suicidally to be burned.

He doesn't like it.

"You're injured," the man says, "and whatever it is, it's put you in enough pain that I nearly fainted when I-"

"- Used your werewolf mojo on me without my permission?" Stiles smirks, and Peter gives him a black look, crossing a leg over his knee and smoothing out some invisible wrinkle on his pants.

"Tell me the truth Stiles, how bad is it?"

[Or: The one where Stiles has scars, is more than a little fucked up, and Peter notices. He helps.]

391 notes • Posted 2021-04-03 21:03:13 GMT

#1

Stiles, age 8, on Ask Jeeves after finding a skeleton in the woods:

What do bones eat

Pet Bones

Can I have a Pet Skull

Skull terrarium

Enrichment for bones

Do teeth eat the same things as regular bones

405 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 19:13:13 GMT

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