#I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN FOOD orz

[atherix]

What sort of traditional foods are made in the fae realm?

Hello! I have been thinking about this for... SO long. And I still don't know how to answer it in a way that satisfies even me.

So we've established already that the Fae realm was designed as basically an idealistic copy of the Natural world, created from the Fae god's memories. Unsurprisingly, this means some of the dishes in the Fae realm resemble, to some degree, Natural realm food.

We're not interested in those, though.

So! As per the story Scar is telling Grian, the creatures, animals and beasts of the Fae realm were given life and soul by the fourth fairy light and were declared by their god as being divine, and the Elves were tasked with their care. This means that animals and beasts from the Fae realm cannot be eaten as food. Remember, the five fairy lights considered themselves all sisters, so Fae animals and beasts and creatures are considered the sisters of the Elves. Animals from the Natural world are fair game, but have to be prepared in a very specific way to honor their life. (There probably are Natural animals being kept in the Fae realm specifically for this reason, btw, so they don't have to go, uh, hunting, but they're primarily there for the humans/changed children who live there. When was meat introduced to the Fae realm? Probably around the first time an adult human wandered through a Fairy ring, honestly.)

Now, of course, all food in the Fae realm is prepared and cooked in... magic. Of course. Everything in the Fae realm is made of magic in the first place, so their food is magic. They have some incredibly unique fruit and vegetable dishes that don't exist in the Natural world, as they're from magic trees and fields tended through magic. Everything has a sort of... glow to it, a shimmer you could say. It will oftentimes be the best thing that any non-Fae will ever taste, depending on what magic the Fae who prepared it pushed into it; everyone experiences it differently. For the Fae it's just food, but to humans and the like... well. It's magic. If the cook intends for the person eating it to stay, all other food will taste like ash in their mouth and they will never know joy until they are eating Fae food again; if the cook intends for their mind to be consumed, nothing will ever feel right again and they will slowly lose their minds. It's all based on what magic is used and what intent. This is why, and this will be important in a few stories from now, it is advised that a non-Fae never accepts Fae food except from a Fae they would trust with their life.

Now as for the food itself- you have the fruits and vegetables, of course, but you also have soups and meat dishes (always made from Natural animals, no Fae animals at all, respectfully prepared and washed in mild ambrosia) and funny colored drinks and herbs humans have never even seen before, and something akin to honey that is the sweetest thing you will ever taste. The Fae even have some sort of bread, though their bread is more akin to cake bread than sandwich bread. A lot of their foods are sweet and savoury, not much in the way of sour or bitter or brittle or salty. For Fae (and the changed children) whose tastes don't run sweet, though, there are certain herbs and spices which can dampen or even completely rid the sweet.

Of course, as I said before, the way Fae cook it is also important too- after all, if you intend to trap a human in your realm and hand them sweet honey tea, all they're going to taste is the magic intent. And if they like bitter, that sweet honey might not taste so sweet :) This doesn't work on other Fae or even child-claimed humans, but for anyone else...

Bottom line is, regardless of what they're serving- whether it's a sandwich that you can vaguely identify a Natural-world version of or some weird semi-solid sauce on a sliced bit of Natural-world ham- if you're human and not claimed by a Fae, it will likely taste like whatever you want it to be.

... Unless you're impervious to Fae magic :) At which point- well, if you're not affected by Fae Magic... I wonder what it tastes like, when it's all magic. Hm.

[ikemen-girl]

Hellooooo sweety I'm back again 🤣🤣🤣

I'm kinda have a bad week this week (it's only Wednesday I know 😭😭😭 but I don't think I can take anymore than this orz). So, in order to lighten up my feelings, may I ask you how Mitsuhide AND Hideyoshi would react if they were being swallowed together by the wormhole, along with MC (and maybe Sasuke, your choice xD) back to MC's era, 500 years in the future? I want to know what chaotic misdeeds those two gonna do if they have to live together for 3 months in the modern era until the next wormhole comes xD.

Thank you soooo much and have a nice day! 🍀✨

Helloooo dear😍😍 & welcome back✨✨😍😍🤗🤗😘😘💗💗! Thank you so much for the request😍😍! This sounds so hilarious & fun giving me so much entertaining content to write on🤣🤣! I am sorry to hear that you are having a hard week, if this work of mine will be able to help even a little in lifting your spirits, I will be very glad😍❤😘😘 & hoping you have an amazing week ahead😘✨. So here we go💃💃~

IKESEN HEADCANON⚔💗:

Mitsuhide😏 & Hideyoshi😩 reacting to staying in 500 years later in the future🏙:

One day, everything was going very well in Azuchi Castle🏯, as for once, Hideyoshi was NOT nagging at Mitsuhide🤯 or Ieyasu throwing snarky comments at Mitsunari😒or Masamune on the adventure of jumping off the cliffs🏊🏻‍♂️ or Nobunaga eating konpeitos🍬.

Wait, wait, wait, what?! CUT🎬! WHAT IS THIS HAPPENING📽? THIS CAN'T HAPPEN🙅‍♂️! CHANGE THE SCRIPT😠🤦‍♂️! "Director sir, this is calm before the storm😅!", said the staff member. "Oh okay, continue, let's see🤨!", the director let out a deep sigh.

*ahem* Back to the scene in Azuchi castle🏯-

Mitsuhide was busy teasing his darling little mouse. "Can you stop teasing me already😒?", you pouted☹, your cheeks red with embarrassment🙈😳. "My, My and why should I do that😏?", said Mitsuhide squeezing your cheeks like it were made of dango-mochi, so soft to touch😘💗, chuckling�� at your super adorable face😍😘👩.

Oi, Mitsuhide😠!", said Hideyoshi loudly coming around in the Mitsuhide's garden. "Not again!", Mitsuhide slapped his forehead🤦‍♂️. "My mom is here, you better behave😂😝!", you said giggling as you went running towards Hideyoshi seeing this as a chance of escape from his hug actually teasing.

"Welcome, Hideyoshi!", you said greeting him with a big smile on your face😍✨. Hideyoshi patted your head in return with a soft smile on his face☺️. "Oi Mitsuhide, where did you suddenly disappeared without a word again? What are you plotting again? Do you know how much worried MC was for you😠?", said Hideyoshi glaring at the kitsune boi. "My, My, whatever do you mean , Hideyoshi😏?", Mitsuhide smirked.

"Mitsu----", Hideyoshi was cut off in between with a loud scream. "What happened, little mouse😟?", Mitsuhide frowned, looking at you, concerned. "Look! Look there! Wormhole😱!!!!", you shouted looking at the dark-cloudy sky. "Worm-what?", asked Hideyoshi, confused. As soon as they both turned to look at the sky, droplets of water fell on their face & finally heavy raining without as much as a warning⛈. "Oh no! Mitsuhide! Hideyoshi!", you screamed as lightning striked. They all suddenly found themselves in the air. "What is happening?! Hold my hand, MC!", shouted Hideyoshi. Instead of you, Mitsuhide grabbed his leg tightly, "I asked to grab my hand, not my leg😑! Well nevermind😒🤦‍♂️!". Mitsuhide smirked at him😏 & wrapped his other arm around MC holding her close to his chest.

And boom! They found themselves in 500 years later in the future.

"Mitsuhide! Hideyoshi! Are you okay😱?!", you asked looking at Mitsuhide still holding you unconsciously and Hideyoshi who was also lying on the ground passed out. "Mitsuhide! Wake up!", you said as you gently patted his cheeks. "Yeah, yeah, I am fine, my little mouse! I am so glad that you are safe😘😍💗!", said Mitsuhide looking at her with a smile on his face.

"Oww! Where are we😵💫?", said Hideyoshi as he stood from the hard ground and fell down again. "Oh God, Mitsuhide! Let go off my leg right now, ugh😫😠!", said Hideyoshi glaring at him rubbing his forehead. "Oh my dear friend, I am so sorry😏!", said Mitsuhide looking as unapologetic as ever trying hard not to snicker at him🤭. "Don't you dare laugh at me😡!", said Hideyoshi glaring at him. You were so relieved that they both were fine & scanned the surroundings😌😍.

"Guys! Calm down, look around, we are back in the future!", you said breaking their conversation. "WHAT😲?!", exclaimed Hideyoshi finally turning his head to look around his surroundings.

"Now get up both of you, it's so embarrassing, people are staring at us😳!", you said giving your hand to help them get up.

"Is this really our future?", asked Hideyoshi looking around, highly shocked & confused😱.

"Yes😍💗!", you said, feeling nostalgic to be back in future after such a long time. "MC!", another voice added in. You all turn to look at the source of the voice. "Sasuke!", you exclaimed. "Are you okay?", he came, looking at you worried. "Yes, I am fine but how are you here as well?", you asked confused. "Got swallowed by the wormhole! I estimated that we can return to Sengoku era after 3 months", he replied. "You mean to say that we are stuck here for 3 whole months😱?!", exclaimed Hideyoshi, horrified. You and Mitsuhide looked at each other surprised at the declaration😲.

"Once I will be able return back to Sengoku era, my boss will kill me for sure, I am so scared!", Sasuke said with a stoic expression adjusting his glasses😬. "You don't look scared🤨?", asked Hideyoshi. "Sorry Hideyoshi-san, my facial muscles can't express my emotions properly", said Sasuke. "I can understand, God of War will certainly rage a war if he don't find you by his side, Master Sasuke😏!", said Mitsuhide with a smirk. "Don't frighten me more, Mitsuhide-san😯, I hope my BFF Yukimura handles the situation well🙏🏻!", said Sasuke praying silently. "Bee🐝-what-now?", asked Hideyoshi confused at the term. "Don't stress your mind, It's a future word for best friend", you chuckled at him😆.

"Let's go my home for now, I will show you both around, Sasuke please come as well☺️🥰!", you said stretching your arms. "Here is some money for you I quickly grabbed from my home!", said Sasuke handing you money. You gave him a grateful smile😇😍. "What is that paper?", asked Mitsuhide, curious. "Oh, these are the currency notes that are used to purchase things!", Sasuke replied. "Now, I will go buy some food & buy them clothes, you see!", said Sasuke as he pointed out at their traditional dress & went inside the supermarket across the road🏪.

"MC, why are those crowd of girls especially staring at me🤔😐?", asked Hideyoshi, confused. "Don't you know, that your charms are irresistible, no matter the past or future😏?", replied Mitsuhide throwing a mischiveous wink at you😉, smirking at the girls. You caught up on his intentions and gave him a silent a thumbs up👍 with a evil grin😈.

"GIRLS, DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK WITH THIS HANDSOME MAN HERE FOR A WHILE?", you shouted in loud voice😎.

"Wait, what, MC?! Mitsuhide, what did you tell her😱?!", said Hideyoshi angrily glaring at Mitsuhide. "HELL YES🤩!", exclaimed the girls happily. "Hoooh, I haven't done anything, Hideyoshi, it's your fault for being so irresistible😏!", said Mitsuhide with a smirk while the girls surrounded him.

"Let him enjoy the company of the girls for a while, little mouse, let's go🤗😘!", Mitsuhide said while taking you away from the crowd of girls surrounding Hideyoshi. "I will not let you go you this time, snek🐍😡!", Hideyoshi shouted angrily. You both laughed 🤣 looking at Hideyoshi who was politely trying to get away from his fangirls😅.

"Wanna eat icecream till the time Sasuke returns? Try it🍦!", you gave him the icecream. You didn't notice when he ate the whole icecream in 1 bite as you were paying the money. "Owww!", screamed Mitsuhide as he clutched his head. You turned back to look at him, surprised. "Who told you to eat it that fast😨?!", you said while gently rubbing his temples. "Little mouse, it's such a small ball of icecream, I didn't know", said Mitsuhide with his eyes closed, smile on his lips💆‍♂️.

"Here you are, Mitsuhide😡!", shouted Hideyoshi as he came and grabbed his collar. "Because of YOU, I landed up in such a huge mess over there! It was so hard to get rid of those girls😫!", said Hideyoshi angrily. Mitsuhide just smirked at him😏. "Now, now, don't fight already again🙅‍♀️!", you said separating them again.

"Now we will cross the road and go to the supermarket! These things are used for transportation like horses in Sengoku & are known as vehicles & here are mostly cars, scooters! They are dangerous, so be careful", she explained. Hideyoshi nodded. "Ready?", she turned to her left but Mitsuhide was gone⁉️.

SHIT! THIS IS BAD NEWS😱!

"Where did he disappear?!", you wondered looking around. "He was just here😱!", said Hideyoshi as he looked around. Mitsuhide was purposely trying to cross the road swaying around while green signal zone is on to annoy Hideyoshi causing the commotion on the road😏. "What the heck are you doing, Mitsuhide?! It's dangerous! Are you trying to kill yourself😡?", Hideyoshi scowled at him pulling him aside.

"YOU😠!", said the traffic police officer to Mitsuhide👮🏻‍♂️. "We are gone🤦‍♀️!", you said slapping your forehead. "We are extremely sorry, sir🙇‍♀️!", you asked him for forgiveness bowing again and again. Mitsuhide looked at you, confused. You glared at him & pushed his head down to join you in apology. "Say sorry😒!", you whispered. "Why?", he asked with a smirk. You pinch him secretly🙄 and he said "I am sorry!" with a pout on his face🙁🙇‍♂️. On the other hand, Hideyoshi was laughing at him🤣 and Sasuke took the whole video of the chaos to add it in his vines collection📱, "Mitsuhide Akechi is seeking forgiveness from a traffic police officer, this is great! MEGUSTA😎🤩🕺!", said Sasuke with glittering eyes.

You finally went to your home along with everyone to relax after having a long day, but both of the warlords were extremely taken aback by the technology of the modern Japan😱😳.

You went to change your dress while Sasuke explained the technologies present inside the house. Your house was very cute and sweet, nicely decorated by teddy bears & your paintings. These poor bois were taken aback by even the simplest things such as television, fan, lights, A.C., kitchen, washroom, vacuum cleaner, etc. "Can we enter the world inside the T.V by breaking it🤔?", asked Hideyoshi with a very innocent look on his face. "Please, don't even think about it, Hideyoshi-san😐!", replied Sasuke adjusting his glasses.

You came outside the changing room wearing a shirt and shorts. Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi gasped at the sight while Sasuke just captured their expressions in his camera📸. "Just what are you wearing, MC😱?!", he removed his haori and covered you with it. "I always wear it like this in my home, Hideyoshi, stop overreacting🤣!", you said laughing giving it back to him. "Mitsuhide, what happened😯?", you waved your hand infront of his face. Mitsuhide.exe. has stopped working😶😳

As they both came out after changing their traditional dresses, your jaw dropped at their looks. These both looked so dashingly handsome in the modern wear, you were trying not to swoon over them😍 while Sasuke captured pictures, fanboying over the fact that the greatest warlords in Sengoku era were wearing the dresses chosen by him📸🤩😍.

"These dresses are very comfortable☺️!", said Hideyoshi amazed. "Very stylish indeed💁🏻‍♂️!", said Mitsuhide smirking looking at himself and turned to look at you to give a wink & flying kiss😉😚🥰. "YES! THAT'S MY BF🙆🏻‍♀️😍😘🥰!", you shouted instantly, then realized what you blurted out😱 and immediately covered your face with your hands out of embarrasment🙈, the tip of your ears, red😳. Cue Mitsuhide laughing at you patting your head🤣

"Finally, my phone is charged, I missed watching youtube videos, scrolling instagram, tumblr so much!", you said with such joyful eyes😍. But the terms, you used just now went over the heads of Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi like: W A T👁👄👁?

"I brought all the delicacies of the modern world, like pizzas🍕, french fries🍟, chocolates🍫, potato chips, noodles🍜 from the market for our first day here!", said Sasuke as he took out all the food on the table🥰. Mitsuhide didn't care as he don't have any sense of taste🤷🏻‍♂️ while you all were crying tears of joy eating such delicious food after a long time😭😍😋 even though they were unhealthy😛. "I am letting you go for this time, MC but you should take care of your health😊!", said Hideyoshi looking gently at her. "Yes, I will!", she nodded☺️. "Masamune sure is losing a great deal of fun & delicious food here!", you giggled😂. "He must be jumping off the cliffs definitely right now!", Mitsuhide smirked😏. Cue Masamune sneezing in Sengoku, "ACHOO! Did I catch cold? Well jumping from this huge height was definitely fun this time!", he grinned like a tiger, soaking wet standing in the river🐯😁.

Sasuke went home after dinner while Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi went together with you to your parents' home next day😍.

You had a very emotional reunion and you explained everything to them about your journey in Sengoku era😭🥰🤗😍. Hideyoshi couldn't remember the last time, he had seen Mitsuhide who is a total nervous mess & stuttering the words out of his mouth infront of your parents😳😲😱. "Relax, Mitsuhide, they are only my parents, they won't kill you!", you said rubbing his back gently, chuckling softly😆.

"I-I would like to thank you both so much for bringing this angel😇 into this world and I promise to keep her safe🤗 and love her😘 with all my heart💓, lifelong💖! Please give us your blessings🙇‍♂️!", Mitsuhide bowed deep infront of your parents requesting for your hand and you were so happy beyond words, only tears roll down your cheeks as you gave him a very beautiful & happy smile😢😘🥰❤. Your father came to Mitsuhide with a very stern expression & you both were scared for a moment but he smiled and patted his shoulder, holding his hand, "I give my precious princess like daughter👸🏻 to you, take care of her for me👨🏻‍🦳!". Mitsuhide nodded with a grateful smile and eyes with unshed tears🥺💗. Your mother was very touched & happy with her son-in-law👩🏻‍🦳, "He is such a sweet boy😍😘❤!". "EXCUSE ME, SWEET😱😳?!", Hideyoshi exclaimed, shocked. "My, how rude😏!", smirks Mitsuhide. "Well, he is atleast very sweet to me, Hideyoshi😍😂!", you giggled and Hideyoshi sighed while everyone laughs together🤣.

In a week, you and Mitsuhide were married🤵🏻👰🏻💍💏 in the modern day with the blessings of your family👫🏻 and close friends👬🏻👭🏻. You were the most beautiful women in his eyes😍💓 while he was the most handsome man in your eyes😍🙈. You both were such a lovely couple💑. Obviously, your friends didn't know of Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi's real identity. It was the happiest of day of both of your lives✨🎊🎉💯. Cue Hideyoshi sobbing in the corner while Sasuke is busy comforting him😭😭.

Next day, you took your dream job in your favourite design company even if if was for a short while and both Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi were super proud of your talents👏🙌💯😍❤. That night, you fell asleep working on the table and it was past midnight. Mitsuhide carried you to your bed where Hideyoshi was sleeping😴. Mitsuhide kicked Hideyoshi out of the bed and placed you down gently on the bed and tucked you in properly.

Cue Hideyoshi screaming- MITSUHIDE! WHAT THE HELL😡!? Mitsuhide: Shhhhh! She is sleeping🤫. Poor Hideyoshi sleep on the sofa from that night but he didn't mind as it was also very much comfortable😍❤.

Well, for your own good and never in your right mind, give the duty of kitchen to Mitsuhide. I repeat- NEVER🙅‍♀️! Once Mitsuhide tried to impress you with his cooking everything on his own, your kitchen was destroyed as a result. Stick to making tea please, Mitsuhide, you are an expert in it🍵!

Also once Hideyoshi in the same way tried to impress you by cleaning the house on his own when you and Mitsuhide went together to the restaurant. He made a 100× times more mess of the house than it was already😱. That day, Hideyoshi was nagged by you🙍🏻‍♀️ for the first time while Mitsuhide snickered🤣 & Sasuke as usual made a video out of this epic incident to add in his vines collection💯📱. From next time, Hideyoshi made a mental note to help you only in your presence.

R.I.P. SASUKE's WALLET.

"I am so sorry Sasuke, I promise to pay you back for everything once I get my salary🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️!", you said with a apologetic look. "Don't mind that, I am happy that MY money is used to help my favourite warlords of Sengoku🤩🥰🤗🕺✌🏻. MC: Sasuke, W A T🙄. Hideyoshi: eye twitch🤨. Mitsuhide: smirks😏. Sasuke: 👁👄👁

Mitsuhide is a big prankster as usual, walking danger indeed, he takes his pleasure in Hideyoshi's misery😈😏. He would always play pranks on Hideyoshi like for instance, switching off the lights while he is in the washroom🛀🏻, yes, you heard it right. Cue Hideyoshi screaming: MITSUHIDE! LET ME TAKE A BATH IN PEACE! GODDAMNIT😡! Mitsuhide would definitely click the worst pictures & boomerang of Hideyoshi to annoy him 24×7.

You along with Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi, Sasuke would often go to the cafe together to eat, dance, sing, relax together🕺💃. Hideyoshi is a very good singer🎤 & is very popular in cafe so he is approached by many girls with love confession & Mitsuhide tries to makes his situation worse😈 but you stop him with a kiss😘 on his cheek😍❤ while Hideyoshi politely tries to get away from his fanclub yet again.

Cue-Hideyoshi passed out of drinking too much😵🍻. "Nobunaga-sama, don't eat konpeito....it's bad for your own health.....Masamune, don't run...in the hallways.....Mitsunari, eat your food.....Ieyasu...be nice...", murmured Hideyoshi in his sleep, even crying tears as he misses other warlords. "Awww, he is so sweet!", you said wiping his tears with a soft smile your face. "He worries about everyone too much", said Sasuke with a soft smile remembering his friends in Kasugayama Castle😊. "Guess, we have to carry him home again😆😍!", you said looking at Mitsuhide who nodded with a smirk, "Now, can I leave my best friend out here alone, my little mouse😏?", asked Mitsuhide. You and Sasuke both shake your head😂.

You all would often go to the amusement park together. Mitsuhide would definitely buy you all the the plushies & teddy bears of the shop winning them in a shooting game😍😘😏🔫. The shopkeeper got so suspicious of him but he couldn't say anything to him as he has no proof🧐. Hideyoshi will initially be against the idea of rollercoasters but will be dragged along by Mitsuhide. You and Hideyoshi will shout all the time but you definitely enjoyed it😱, while Mitsuhide & Sasuke sat through the whole ride like it was nothing🤷🏻‍♂️. "I made the video of you..", said Sasuke with a proud expression. "SASUKE, DELETE IT😱😠!", Cue you and Hideyoshi chasing him but he kervanishes while Mitsuhide peacefully sips his tea😌🍵.

Mitsuhide will definitely kiss you💏 on the top of the ferris wheel🎡 after hearing its significance from Sasuke😎as he ships you both already😍💯, you will be taken aback with surprise but would hug him out of happiness💗 fufufufufu. While Hideyoshi will be dragged around by Sasuke to all the places except the ferris wheel, he would be concerned about your whereabouts yet Sasuke wouldn't tell him. Hideyoshi: 🤨, Sasuke:😬.

You all would also go in the haunted house👻. The most terrified person would definitely be Hideyoshi 😱 even though he wouldn't admit it🤐. Mitsuhide & Sasuke will think them as a big joke while you will stick close to Mitsuhide & him playing your hero whenever you feel scared of the ghosts👻😏😎. Cue Sasuke dancing with the skeleton☠, MC: Sasuke, the heck are you doing👁👄👁? Mitsuhide will definitely scare the already sweating with fear Hideyoshi using his horrifying pranks available in the haunted house😏☠👻. Cue Hideyoshi screaming like a girl😱.

Mitsuhide will definitely take part in many shooting competitions and undoubtedly win them all🔫He is the best marksman afterall💯 What do you expect😏? On the other hand, Hideyoshi take part in singing competitions making all the girls swoon over him🎤🎶, afterall they cannot stay inside the home everytime, now can they😂?

All of you would travel to many places like temples, places of historical significance, well-known shopping destinations, hill stations across Japan with Sasuke as the tour guide, as usual🕺💃😎💯⛩🏙 Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi were thrilled to travel in bullet train & aeroplanes for the first time in their lives🚅🛩😍💗.

Mitsuhide & Hideyoshi would be the great fan of animes. Hideyoshi loves the anime containing lots of emotions😍❤🥰. Mitsuhide on the other, loves the anime involving a lot of psychology & suspense😍❤🥰. Hideyoshi would cry his eyes out watching anime movies like a silent voice, grave of the fireflies, hotarubi no mori e, I want to eat your pancreas, your lie in april while you and Sasuke comforts him💗, he loves reading manga as well & his favourite is Kyou no Kira-Kun❤🥰😍😢. He will definitely ask Mitsuhide, "How the heck do you exactly look like *Tomoe* from Kamisama Kiss🤨?" Mitsuhide be like: Who👁👄👁? On the other hand, Mitsuhide would absolutely enjoy watching popular anime hits like Death note, Attack on Titan & Code Geass🕵️‍♂️.

Mitsuhide would always protect you and if any man tries to look at you, one stare from him🙂 and they will ran away fearing their lives 😱 while Hideyoshi would always help you out at home😍🤗, he would be also always nagging at you to take proper care of yourself🙍‍♂️, while you be like: Okie dokie, big brother😍🤗!

EXTRA UNDER THE CUT~

AFTER 3 MONTHS:

AZUCHI CASTLE:

"How did you gain weight, Nobunaga-sama? You ate a lot of konpeito in my absence, right?! Give me your jar, right now! No konpeito for 3 months!, Hideyoshi scolded Nobunaga😠.

"Noooo! Don't order me around, Hideyoshi😱", said Nobunaga as he tried to hold the jar safely in his arms but Hideyoshi successfully snatched it away from him.

"Send him in future again, MC, please! I just want to eat konpeito☹🍬!", Nobunaga pleaded. You shrugged🤷‍♀️.

"MILORD, NOOOOO🙄!", shouted Hideyoshi with a groan.

"HIDEYOSHI! TAKE CARE OF MITSUNARI FROM NOW ON! I CANNOT TOLERATE HIM ANYMORE😡💢!", shouted Ieyasu almost throwing a table at him while Mitsunari blinks innocently.

"IEYASU, NOOOOOO!", exclaimed Hideyoshi, horrified😱.

"I seriously missed loads of fun in future, isn't it MC🙁?", asked Masamune after listening to their time in the future. "Yes, obviously but I missed this fun as well🤣!", said MC laughing. Mitsuhide smirks standing besides her and nodded😏.

KASUGAYAMA CASTLE:

"I missed you so much bro😭😭😭😭😭!", cried Yukimura hugging Sasuke.

"I know right, I miss you too my BFF, I know you had a hard time controlling Shingen-sama & Kenshin-sama at the same time", said Sasuke comforting him🤗🤗.

"That man doesn't listen to me, always eating sweets & flirting around, GROSS🤢! That god of war gave me so much trouble, always attacking me out of nowhere!",complained Yukimura😭😠.

"That's rude, my boy😒! I am glad you came back Sasuke!", said Shingen with a smile. Sasuke high-five with him😂🙌.

"DIE!", said Kenshin unsheathing his sword⚔.

"Kenshin-sama, I just came after 3 months and you are trying to kill me now!", said Sasuke barely avoiding his strong blow.

"I AM KILLING YOU BECAUSE YOU DARED DISAPPEAR FROM ME!", said Kenshin as he puts his sword against Sasuke's neck.

"It's time to ker-vanish!", said Sasuke adjusting his glasses.

"Don't you dare run away from me!", said Kenshin and endless chasing begins....

I hope you all enjoyed reading it 😍❤! Thank you so much😘😘💗💗! Likes, reblogs, comments are appreaciated ❤😇😘.

[jooyeone]

my dearest alice, our conversations are getting longer and longer ☺💕 it reminds me of the days when teachers required me to write to a pen pal 😌

i'm glad that you just saw it as excitement, i was really worried ☹ you're a darling, have i told you that 🥺

oh no, i'm not! i'm always so amazed by visual artists who can actually express themselves, i usually do mindless things and just want them to turn out pretty? like sometimes i feel like my visual work has no heart in them, that's why!!

oh, i actually have a few in mind! actually i started the trek back to your asks past because of royalty!namgi, because incidentally i am writing a yoongi royalty au for my self-indulgence 💖 their head canon is adorable, so i got interested and let's just say i was converted in less than a day 😌

i read it and it was such a soft drabble it makes my heart soar 🥺 and bubbly jimin who gets really upset about people not giving people proper love is so so so jimin, i enjoyed it dearly 😌

i had a great dinner and my day was mostly a dentist trip 😢 and writing to you! i think i spent 3 hours at the dentist's ☺

as for my timezone, i think i'm a few hours earlier than you! because you get off tumblr a few hours before i wake up! i've just woken up now, actually, because i am on GMT+8 ☺ (i'm one hour later than korea!)

look forward to it, since i am doing a few chores which affords me time to watch today ☺ i, on the other hand, shall prepare myself for a lot of melting 😌

YES, it's a thing, isn't it! the witch and winx fandoms often intersect uwu to be honest i don't too, i just generally am aware that i didn't finish, but even if i did, i would read it again u_u

i didn't even know there was an animation! i just have a soft spot for will and her frogs. 🥺 but then my favorite was actually cornelia, she seemed so mature to youngin me, but sometimes i rethink that, when i look back ☹ i also liked elyon, was it? but mostly for her hair. clearly i like blondes, so it kinda explains why i am gravitating closer to jk than ever 😌

as for winx, it's still the blonde. orz I like Stella because she's such a fashionista 😢 she is the lady i would like to dress like, and as a kid i am, very obviously, highly superficial 😌 but also, i think i loved the fact that she was unapologetically just stella, but not that selfish to just leave her friends hanging? that was how young me saw it, but we shall have a rethink when i watch 💖

oh musa is adorable! and you have a type too, sweet alice 💖

right, he's living the dream. he's been chosen by most cats and it breaks my heart i WANT to be chosen too. and yes, penguin!yoongi rolling in the snow 😌😌😌 what an whiny wobbly floof

hehe i'm glad i didn't scare you away, i have a tendency to do so ☹ i had several tumblrs before and i don't have a lot of asks because, one of my anons says that i scare people away sometimes 😔 oh don't take it against her, she's a darling, she just said that's the impression i give off~

OH DARLING Don't get me started on Jungkook 😤 I am somewhere in between Yoongi and Hobi, but closer to Hobi, but golly gosh, when I got the feels for JK i was absolutely mortified! i felt so much like a cradle snatcher, oh the shame

ah, thank you, i shall try to keep that in mind, but the creaking of my bones is doing a golly well job of reminding me otherwise 🥲

yes, okay, we shall call them the men we must deny lest we desert our one true calico cat 😌 yes, they have, yoongi has been doing a lot of sleepovers on the lower floor of jimin's loft but it's okay, the loft is private space and jimin's only, no one can take it away, ramen hair or not! 😌

jungkook has been sneaking in and stealing jimin's food, and i'm just 😤😤 because the next time he comes in i'm either gonna straighten that hair or braid it! please don't hide behind your hair, my precious bunny you have a glorious face 🥺

oh you're absolutely qelcome, please snuggle between jikook when they're snacking on whatnots in jimin's million dollar couch

oh then by all means please watch it! 🥰 talk to me about it too, okay 💕

yes we know him so well uwu this boy must be given the world 🥺 sometimes i forget he's just! 23! years! old!

oh, then i must be the dabbler in the group, you know? the one that never settles down with one hobby and tries anything and everything 😌 the one that dips their toes in all bodies of water, manmade or natural, but never really swims 😌

but do try sometimes, alice, even just for yourself 💕 you are more eloquent than you think ☺

well that's hella frigging long, but as always lots of love from me to you 🦋

alright so vvv

oh! this really does feel like a pen pal situation, you’re right 😄 although i do feel like i need to tell you this - i’m not super good with very long messages, especially lately because uni’s been draining my attention span a lot. it’s okay this time, but just so you know in the future, i get kinda easily overwhelmed with long messages, so it will take me longer to reply in those cases; and please please don’t take this the wrong way, it’s more of a just-so-you-know from me 🥺💕

oooh i can kind of understand that! i feel the same way sometimes when i make graphics or when i draw, it feels like i’m not really putting some.. meaning? into what i do, but i also think that sometimes that’s just exactly what your heart needs. just creating things to your heart’s content because they’re “pretty” and fun to do. and OH i’m so glad to hear that! i saw your other message with the your namgi writing and i’ll try to get to read it as soon as i can, it looks very exciting <3

three hours at the dentist?! i got a headache just reading this omg, hope you’re done with dentist visits for a while at least 😭

oh okay one hour later than korea! i can remember that more easily 😄 i’m very bad with timezones, i always forget my friends’ but the korean timezone is the only one i can really keep up with 

i would so read all of them again too 🥺 i remember i tried to find an online shop or something that still sells them and can you believe i found nothing? can’t believe it’s been so long i can’t even find printed versions of the comics... will and her frogs were so cute 🥺 and i get you, cornelia was one of my favorites too, up there with hay lin! you know what, you’re actually right stella was SUCH a character too, she seemed a stereotype at first glance but she always cared so much for her friends and had so much depth to her! great choices there <3

right? it does take a second to get used to the fact that you’re most definitely older than at least one of them. and oh that is so cute, ramen hair or not 😭😭😭 absolutely love the idea that jimin’s been relaxing in the master bedroom all this time because he knows no matter how many of them you bring upstairs they’re never gonna go in there with him 😔 

**as for my “attention snaggers” that you asked about in an ask after this one, jungkook is.. obviously.. the biggest one for me 🥺 and then, both namjoon and yoongi and no i will not choose between them; they both have such a calming energy and such a way with words! 

he would so do that though. man’s probably got a FULL fridge at home and he still wanders around looking for food shfsgdfh flashback to him on i-land 😭 snuggle between them? i feel like they’d crush me to death in the process because of how much they want to end up near each other lmao but i’ll take it <3

the dabbler in the group! and that’s such a well worded description too! even so, i feel like that lets you explore so many things because you’re not really being tied to this one specific interest that everyone assumes to be “your thing” you know? it could be freeing, depending on how you look at it 💖

that’s very sweet of you, thank you 🥺 and even more love from me to you, dearest 🦋 anon, hope your day has been wonderful and full of jimin smiles 💖

[lunaamatista]

Thanks for answering! Ah, I don't mind if you explain scenes :) I'm not sure , but I think what they meant about Touka is that due to the time restriction they skipped lines or scenes, which made her anger make less sense and be a bit out of nowhere sometimes, unlike in the manga. Like Ken's "I'm not like you monsters" line iirc? (don't trust me on this). And I get what you say, but what I mean is that once you reread there are many clues that make sense with the characterization that you (1)

(2) learn about in future volumes, like for example Hide picking up that there was something fishy about Nishio and Ken’s sudden concern, but according to this person in the movie it seemed Hide didn’t pick up on anything. I’m sorry if I’m bothering, it’s just that these 2 characters are very important to me and I want to know if the movie portrayed them well or at least decently. Thanks.

Hello again! Please don’t worry about bothering me, I love answering questions but I never get them in the first place. ;v; 

Yes, I get what people mean with subtle hints in characterization, but in my opinion Touka and Hide were still well represented. 

Touka’s scene with Kaneki and the “I’m not like you monsters” was pretty much identical to the manga, actually (or I get the same feeling from it), but of course other scenes with them together had to be changed in some form just to make it fit. Training, for instance, has to be severely cut down, with Kaneki not training with Yomo at all and going directly to Touka. However, I still feel the portrayal of it was sufficient to make you understand not only Kaneki’s improvement but them growing closer. 

There were other things too - at some point Yoriko goes into Anteiku to give Touka the stew, and Touka gives the fact that she’s on her shift as an excuse not to eat it. When Yoriko is a bit disheartened, Touka immediately starts eating it and commending her on her cooking and such. ;v; (Kaneki sees this and later stands by the door when Touka is puking in the bathroom, which removes the need for the scene with Yoshimura teaching Kaneki how to eat.) Touka is also the one to step forward to greet Hinami off, when originally it was only Ryouko thanking Yoshimura and Anteiku crew for taking care of them and Hinami quietly watching. And, of course, you can see Touka fiercely defending Hinami after Ryouko has died. Touka is still brash, but I thought this was enough to show she also cared really deeply about people close to her.  

As for Hide, I’m a bit more split on this… For the particular scene you mentioned, the problem might be that there wasn’t really a chance for Kaneki to signal his discomfort, since they were still right in front of Nishiki the whole time (and the scene itself is changed from looking for something to “hey let’s go get luch,” so it’s far quicker). Hide is also taken directly to the hospital instead of Anteiku. But instead, it’s made very obvious that Hide was conscious during Nishiki and Kaneki’s fight. 

Instead, Hide’s notices… ah, let’s say more “human” needs of Kaneki? Whereas in the manga Hide tells him he needed him at school for a subject’s notes, here Hide himself puts notes together for Kaneki during his absence (that’s where the silly drawing is shown, actually). Hide also goes to Kaneki’s apartment while he’s trying to figure if he can eat the meat he’s been given at Anteiku, just to drop off (food) treats for him. ;v; So while the chances to show a more witty Hide were removed, it is still shown he’s a friend who would go to great lengths for Kaneki, so I was satisfied with it. 

I’m sorry my answer went on for so long orz, I hope this can help you any! I would still strongly encourage you to watch the movie if you can! 

[prossima-nebulosa]

7, 9, 27, 29-31, 48, 49, 76-79, 106-109, 116, 127- 139, 153, 186, 193-197 (and now you hear the menacing laughing in the distant) not even sorry! Of course you don't have to answer all!

You piece of shit, I love u

7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:

Aries: A rude or insensitive person could cause you some complications this morning, but at the same time they will help give you a fresh perspective on your life �� they’ll show you who you don’t want to be! Take notes on their behavior. You are doing perfectly fine with your choices lately, so don’t listen if this person criticizes you or gives you unsolicited advice. Smile sweetly, and then ignore them.

For Pete’s fucking sake this is so on-point I’m gonna complain to myself for never reading this zodiac stuff.

9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?

I suppose drawing my own comics. Even a short one. I would be the happiest person on Earth if I happen to make it before next Christmas or Birthday lol

27-Do you have any “rules” about food?

Why do you ask me stuff like this, I mean, you know I do. I fucking do have so many rules about food I have no idea where to start. Okay I’ll go with one of the most important one: YOU CANNOT PUT ANANAS ON PIZZA. Just kidding. Usually I don’t really mind about this stuff because here they know how to cook, let’s just say the first rule about food is never trust americans/foreigners cooking Italian food. that’s it.

29-What would you say is your best quality?

My asshole-ness, also my strong personality who takes no one’s bullshit.

30-What do you think you’re really good at?

Drawing, also making people laugh maybe? I’m sure they told me I’m also very friendly even though I tend to forget about people I met.

31-What do you think you’re really bad at?

Maths, in fact anything that regards calculating aside money, taking care of living things like flowers or animals, but most of all comforting people is the worst ever task you can give me. Having no recollections of facts or people I met is also another bad trait of me.

48-Say 10 facts about your room:

It used to be my parent’s bedroom

It’s the largest one in the flat, aside the living room

My mom chose the red/orange colour of the furniture

The desk was brought from my other home in Rome

I have four chairs, three of which are used to put stuff on

It’s pretty much tidy, but very dusty because I don’t bother much to sweep it

It’s the hottest in summer and the coolest in winter and I’m so done with this.

I still have my old coat rack from when I was little which is a colorful stuffed dog’s head put on a wooden staff.

I currently have the Strawhat’s Jolly Roger hanged on my desk

I also have an Alberto Angela’s portrait on my wardrobe

49-Do you have any phobias?

I have. A lot. I’m afraid of bugs and fishes. Also aliens, ghosts and anything linked to supernatural stuff.

76-What is your favorite word?

This is difficult. I have plenty of words I love. I like the word Scandinavia, but also latin and greek words like Metonimia or Sineddoche. I also really love the finnish word Puolukka. Also the evergreen:

(masticazzi is a lifestyle same goes for the following ones:)

77-What is your least favorite word?

I’ve never thought about this. I suppose accelerare (speeding up) because I cannot even write it correctly for Christ’s sake. Also Panfilo and Gertrude, which aren’t really words, but names. I hate them so much gosh.

78-What is your favorite type of food?

Desserts lol

79-You favorite ice cream?

Chocolate, sometimes coconut and I’m pretty sure I was really into Amarena/Spagnola once.

106-Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Yes I do this all the time actually.

107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

Girls. I get along with girls more than I do with boys. However I’m getting in touch with boys as well lately and I’m pretty much open to whoever I don’t really mind as long as we can have fun together.

108-Who is someone you never tire of?

My cousins. I love them all even if they make me angry or upset. They’ve been with me since forever and sometimes I miss the old times where we used to play together…

109-Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

My friends. However I feel the most comfortable around both my friends and my family.

116-The last person you hugged?

My mom last night. I correct myself, it was my brother who tackled me on the chair after I told him “I want arcades back”.

127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

I have no idea. It depends on the person… I suppose their way of talking, like the way they explain things. It differs from person to person and sometimes you can understand what type of people they are just from a single sentence.

128-Are looks important in a relationship?

I know this is gonna sound awful, but yes. I suppose looks are important. A person must appease your eye, just like a drawing y’know? Anyway it depends on the person’s tastes.

129-What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Blond/e hair (jackpot if it’s red-haired and has freckles) and green eyes. It seems I have a thing for nordic looks èvè

130-What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

I don’t fucking care. The only important thing is you are above 18.

131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

That’s what I’m looking for lol Just kidding, I mean I tried and I would love to, but it’s not that easy orz

133-Do you have a crush on anyone?

I’m pretty sure someone asked before. Yes, I do. It subdued a lot and I can deal with this pretty well right now though.

134-A description of the girl/boy you like:

Well she is very nice and friendly and also my very opposite, characteristically speaking. She can take care of living things, giving plants cute names and the likes- She cares a lot about other people, always being the first one to act if something happens. Also she’s very passionate about stuff that regards both her or others, moreover she’s very emotional and sometimes she ends up crying for the silliest things. Usually she is always in a hurry or very busy, but she still finds time to do stuff which is amazing because I can’t even manage my weekends…

135-Say 1 fact about the person you like:

She listens to Ricky Martin, or latin-american music, and loves dancing around the flat.

136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I would help them. Well, I’m not really a great help with love issues, but I would try anyway.

137-When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

I always tell people I love them. Last person was El lol

138-Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I do. I was damn right by the way, kudos to myself I’m fucking great.

139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I hope so and if they are I hope they’re having a nice thought about me lol

153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Offering me food is the sweetest thing anyone could ever do to me. I sworn total loyalty to my friend Panda, I’m her slave right now.

186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: 

I chose this song because it reminds me of the time I used to dance it on that dancing arcade thing. I would play it with my cousin when we went to the Bowling. I know it sounds weird but at that time, in my town, the bowling hosted also gaming arcades and stuff like that. I love playing this games so much and I miss arcade games.

193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?

A FUCKING DRAGON CRAWLING ON MY ARM.

194-What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for?

Cracking maybe? Something very illegal using the computer anyway.

195-If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be?

I’d choose myself over anybody. There’s no one I would like to be aside myself. However I remember there was a character from a book, The Red Queen by Philippa Gregory, I’m pretty sure he was Humphrey Stafford, Earl of Stafford who married Margaret Beaufort, who I loved very deeply because he was the kind of person I’d achieve to be. He was laid-back, very calm and nice. He wanted to live in peace in his little land and only went to war after deciding it was really worth it.

196-You’re given $10,000���under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?

MY FRIEND PANDA SO SHE CAN OFFER ME MORE FOOD.

197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I would bring back Arcades. I want them back, please.