#I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON U TO HELP MAKE ME NOT LOOK DUMB :DDD
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34, 38, 40!
OMG THANKTHANKTHANK
34. Any talents?lol crying. i can spot gay in virtually anything you present me with. im relentless when it comes to things i shouldnt be doing, but im lucky if i give important things the time of day lmao im dying inside. i learn quickly though? im easy to teach? although im not always successful i try to be a nice person?
38. Someone I can tell anything to?this one xD
40. Do you believe in love?i DO! theres so many different kinds of it too!!!!
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HTTYD Books: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm Commentary :P (w/text pictures!)
((shoutout to astrid-the-fearless that started the whole thing and giving me permission <3))
Yoooo this is how far I’m in the books right now thanks to the blessing of pdfs and I thought; “Hey? Lemme try reacting to this!!”
Mind you, this is ridiculously long and it’s all because of the pictures I added in lmao so peruse for your amusement ((I might continue this just for kicks :P))
So it begins!
-everything went wrong when the fire nation attacked
-OOh! Swimming competition?? Don’t count me in!! I’m terrible at swimming, in fact, I don’t know how to do it at all!!! :DDD
-of course the competition has to have a spice of suicidal bravery and possible death
-clueless, tf dude
-aRE WE GONNa TIME TRaVEL??? WHaTS THE WHOLE aLaRM THING OLD WRINKLY??? EXPLaINNNN HoW DID U EVEN KNOW????
-the judges are basically 99% old dudes 99% of the time
-aweeee toothless u cutie
-snotlout my boy, sometimes i really want to strangle u, u know
-yooo sTOICK U'RE DOING UR BEST THE BEST ISNT aLaWYS THE MOST OBVIOUS he's trying im proud that he's trying
-good ol teamwork
-nONONONONO DONT TRUST EM
-u got bamboozled
-only in the near end of his life, yeah
-oh man hes gonna kill em again
-same
-awe, she's just like meatlug
-uh oh
-bet y'all it gets worse
-damn straight
-sHOOT CaMI NOOO-
-i hear the Jaw's theme song guys
-tOOTHLESS KEEPS TRYING ;-;
-well you're a jolly dragon23
-how was this marketed for children again
-brUH U SERIOUS?? I JUST THOUGHT IT Was only nORBERT
-woh fist time getting a look on nobert and he looks cool
-whoops u gon axe him again??
-u mean an unfortunate series of events??? wink wink
-i wouldn't go there if i were you its completely messy there
-buddy this dude has survived so many times out of pure dumb luck
-theres still more to go hiccup so much more
-awww this is such a throwback to the first book
-norbert is a crazy inventive dude i wanna see how well he goes with movie hiccup in the right circumstances :/
-thats a problem
-im not sure whether to be terrified or impressed
-yoooo hiccup youre right youre prize is absolute misery
oh no
-whoops i guess this is where he became a slave??
-bitter grandma is bitter than all my mates when discussing love42
-oH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS IT HES GOING TO BECOME a SLaVE HOLD ME
-nONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO
-my poor boy my POOR BOY
-oh man i knew this already but its still giving me shivers
-look at these drunk cuties lmao
-perfect excuse toothless hiccup totally believes u
-yOOO dragon nip exists in the books too!!!??
-This is one happy lot
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Uh oh
-Look at this happy boy <3
-U sure??? I don’t think so
-Oh shit.
-oHHHH shitTTTT
-u aint wrong tho
-hahahaAHAHAHAHA not yET
-well fuck
-YO. WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE.
-Oh. My fucking god.
-pHYSICS WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US-
-Knock knock its death’s doorstep
-Chances are, it wont.
-yEP
-“dafuq, why the hell is he running at us??” “maybe he’s given up”
“is it just me or is that an eye back there? “oh sHIT-“
-Y’all these kids know the drill already
-Toothless’ still asleep during the whole ordeal lmao
-So that’s how it works…69
-Stuff like that usually happens boyo they’ll prolly be back
-Poor Ronald.
-Not anOTHER ONE
-Shouldve made a spare and changed it while you were still in the border smh *Cinema Sins Ding*
-same
-a terrifying but intriguing thought.
-These sweet loyal kids backin up their parents yo ((Poor Fishlegs))
-i like the books that they portray a more worrier Stoick but the movieversion is also great too
-DON’T BELIEVE IT STOICK
-This LITTLE SHIT
-what??? really?? That’s a dumb revenge excuse :/
-We DON’T
-Holy shit he survived ((just like his third son cOUGH COUGH))
-In short; “Sorry to disappoint the masses, but I AM STILL ALIVE”83
-YOOOOO OLD WRINKLY KNEW??? HE’S AWESOME aND INSaNE!
-Poor stoick, tbh if he was movie stoick he’d have a heartattack by now
-Shit I feel bit teary in the eyes-DON’T LOOK AT ME!
-True just like this post that has way too much pictures like tf
-Sweet, but WHY WOULD yOU LEaVE THEM BEHIND???
-tbh this is both true
-Basically every country that was going to pillage America
-Oh shit times up
-whA-AA-At???
-Hiccup u little shit
-Discrimination between hair color too??? Jesus. Just when I thought skin colors -were ridiculous
-Have I told y’all I love sword fighting hiccup?? Because I do
-Nooo not his poor beard agaIN
-Oh. Oh no.
-fuck.
-Godzilla??? That u??
-tHINK aGaIN
-Tbh cats are sometimes really cruel ; - ;
-Nope. Theres always a chance of death bro
-OF COURSE IT WaS.
-This ridiculously huge shit
-Geezus. You’re fucked hiccup.
-Press F to pay respect
-ToothLESS HICCUP IS GONNa FUCKIN DIE
-TOOTHLESS U LITTLE SHIT
-Tbh, he does have a point
-Friendly reminder hiccup wrote this himself
-Hiccup the Insane. Sounds about right
-Me procrastinating some stuff i cant procrastinate while everything is going wrong
-yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-yOOOOOOOO tf he doin??
-“yo bro”
“yeah loki?”
“some kid’s asking for your help. It’s getting pretty intense.”
“really? Lemme see”
“see?”
*whistles* “wow, he’s crazy. I like it.”
-“wtf is this dumb redhead doing??” everyone thought simultaneously
-oHHHHHH LIGHTNING LIKES METaL!!!!
-Benjamin Franklin can eat HIS HEaRT OUT123
“wow thor, you actually helped”
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
“how tf did you say that”
-Ship: If I die, I die with STYLE.((Like Grimbeard fucker sang to his death while burning his entire kingdom down))
-SWIM FISHLEGS SWIM ((wow he c an swim now amazing what near death experiences teach you))
-Poor toothless ; - ;126
-Itsss the cirrccccleeeeee the ciiirrrccclleeeee of liiiiiifeeeee
-Lets hope I wont learn to swim in this emotionally draining way 0-0
-Tbh this is kinda terrifying imagine if they died this way 0-0
-I KNEW THEYD BE BaCK YOU BETTER BRING HICCUP aBOaRD U LITTLE SHIT
-Oh thank god
-In short; “we have ship standards, peasants.”
-LaTE FOR a VERY IMPORTaNT DaTE
-G G. u did ur best lol
-yEEEE YOU BEST KNOW IT HICCUP Me BOYYY
-They gONNa FLYYYYY
-FISHLEGS MY BOY WERE GONNa DO IT WHETHER U WaNT TO OR NOT
-That’s THE TRUE CHIEFTaN WaY BOIS EXaCTLY HOW STOICK DIED- I mean shit uh
-Awww berk would love u back in their own way too
-*sobbing in the distance* ((fuckin alvin))
-yOU BET THEY ALL ARE
-“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” screamed the Reader.
-Happy sweet old senile future guessing dudes make me happy ; v ;
-How tf would it be deer
-Just like Grimbeard did.
-YOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU FISHLEGSSSS
-“IM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE.”
-SNOTLOUT DO U WANT TO BE DEAD??? ((before your proper death))
-When Old Wrinkly is mad at u, you better be ashamed of urself.
-He really is Grimbeard’s Heir ain’t he? ; v ;
-Uhhh more common than u think boyo *turns to Harry Potter*
-oooHHH u done for gumboil
-My heart kindly says mercy, but my mind screams revenge
-SHit stop giving me ides to draWWWWW
-Somethings are often just found at home <3 like my MISSING PENCIL WHERE TF IS IT
-Summary of Httyd 2 Hiccup
-SO MUCH WISDOM IN THE EPILOGUE HICCUP SLOW DOWN
-Nooo HICCUPPPP- THE DRagONSSSSS
-DON’T REMIND ME OF THE SLaVEMaRK U CRUEL BEING
wow
that was a ride from start to end. (pUN INTENDED)
things are getting intensee
*scrambles to read the next book*
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