#I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON U TO HELP MAKE ME NOT LOOK DUMB :DDD
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from-a-distant-end · 7 years ago
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34, 38, 40!
OMG THANKTHANKTHANK
  34. Any talents?lol crying. i can spot gay in virtually anything you present me with. im relentless when it comes to things i shouldnt be doing, but im lucky if i give important things the time of day lmao im dying inside. i learn quickly though? im easy to teach? although im not always successful i try to be a nice person?
38. Someone I can tell anything to?this one xD
40. Do you believe in love?i DO! theres so many different kinds of it too!!!!
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juniemunie · 6 years ago
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HTTYD Books: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm Commentary :P (w/text pictures!)
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((shoutout to astrid-the-fearless that started the whole thing and giving me permission <3))
Yoooo this is how far I’m in the books right now thanks to the blessing of pdfs and I thought; “Hey? Lemme try reacting to this!!” 
Mind you, this is ridiculously long and it’s all because of the pictures I added in lmao so peruse for your amusement ((I might continue this just for kicks :P))
So it begins!
-everything went wrong when the fire nation attacked
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-OOh! Swimming competition?? Don’t count me in!! I’m terrible at swimming, in  fact, I don’t know how to do it at all!!! :DDD
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-of course the competition has to have a spice of suicidal bravery and possible death
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-clueless, tf dude
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-aRE WE GONNa TIME TRaVEL??? WHaTS THE WHOLE aLaRM THING OLD WRINKLY??? EXPLaINNNN HoW DID U EVEN KNOW????
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-the judges are basically 99% old dudes 99% of the time
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-aweeee toothless u cutie
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-snotlout my boy, sometimes i really want to strangle u, u know
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-yooo sTOICK U'RE DOING UR BEST THE BEST ISNT aLaWYS THE MOST OBVIOUS he's trying im proud that he's trying
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-good ol teamwork
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-nONONONONO DONT TRUST EM 
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-u got bamboozled 
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-only in the near end of his life, yeah
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-oh man hes gonna kill em again 
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-same
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-awe, she's just like meatlug
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-uh oh
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-bet y'all it gets worse
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-damn straight
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-sHOOT CaMI NOOO-
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-i hear the Jaw's theme song guys
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-tOOTHLESS KEEPS TRYING ;-;
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-well you're a jolly dragon23
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-how was this marketed for children again
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-brUH U SERIOUS?? I JUST THOUGHT IT Was only nORBERT
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-woh fist time getting a look on nobert and he looks cool
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-whoops u gon axe him again??
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-u mean an unfortunate series of events??? wink wink
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-i wouldn't go there if i were you its completely messy there
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-buddy this dude has survived so many times out of pure dumb luck
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-theres still more to go hiccup so much more
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-awww this is such a throwback to the first book
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-norbert is a crazy inventive dude i wanna see how well he goes with movie hiccup in the right circumstances :/
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-thats a problem
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-im not sure whether to be terrified or impressed
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-yoooo hiccup youre right youre prize is absolute misery
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oh no
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-whoops i guess this is where he became a slave??
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-bitter grandma is bitter than all my mates when discussing love42
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-oH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS IT HES GOING TO BECOME a SLaVE  HOLD ME
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-nONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO
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-my poor boy my POOR BOY
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-oh man i knew this already but its still giving me shivers
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-look at these drunk cuties lmao
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-perfect excuse toothless hiccup totally believes u
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-yOOO dragon nip exists in the books too!!!??
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-This is one happy lot
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-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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-Uh oh
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-Look at this happy boy <3
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-U sure??? I don’t think so
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-Oh shit.
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-oHHHH shitTTTT
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-u aint wrong tho
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-hahahaAHAHAHAHA not yET
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-well fuck
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-YO. WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE.
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-Oh. My fucking god.
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-pHYSICS  WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US-
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-Knock knock its death’s doorstep
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-Chances are, it wont.
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-yEP
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-“dafuq, why the hell is he running at us??” “maybe he’s given up”
“is it just me or is that an eye back there? “oh sHIT-“
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-Y’all these kids know the drill already
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-Toothless’ still asleep during the whole ordeal lmao
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-So that’s how it works…69
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-Stuff like that usually happens boyo they’ll prolly be back
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-Poor Ronald.
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-Not anOTHER ONE
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-Shouldve made a spare and changed it while you were still in the border smh *Cinema Sins Ding*
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-same
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-a terrifying but intriguing thought.
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-These sweet loyal kids backin up their parents yo ((Poor Fishlegs))
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-i like the books that they portray a more worrier Stoick but the movieversion is also great too
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-DON’T BELIEVE IT STOICK
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-This LITTLE SHIT
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-what??? really?? That’s a dumb revenge excuse :/
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-We DON’T
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-Holy shit he survived ((just like his third son cOUGH COUGH))
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-In short; “Sorry to disappoint the masses, but I AM STILL ALIVE”83
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-YOOOOO OLD WRINKLY KNEW??? HE’S AWESOME aND INSaNE!
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-Poor stoick, tbh if he was movie stoick he’d have a heartattack by now
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-Shit I feel bit teary in the eyes-DON’T LOOK AT ME!
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-True just like this post that has way too much pictures like tf
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-Sweet, but WHY WOULD yOU LEaVE THEM BEHIND???
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-tbh this is both true
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-Basically every country that was going to pillage America
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-Oh shit times up
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-whA-AA-At???
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-Hiccup u little shit
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-Discrimination between hair color too??? Jesus. Just when I thought skin colors -were ridiculous
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-Have I told y’all I love sword fighting hiccup?? Because I do
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-Nooo not his poor beard agaIN
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-Oh. Oh no.
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-fuck.
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-Godzilla??? That u??
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-tHINK aGaIN
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-Tbh cats are sometimes really cruel ; - ;
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-Nope. Theres always a chance of death bro
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-OF COURSE IT WaS.
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-This ridiculously huge shit
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-Geezus. You’re fucked hiccup.
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-Press F to pay respect
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-ToothLESS HICCUP IS GONNa FUCKIN DIE
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-TOOTHLESS U LITTLE SHIT
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-Tbh, he does have a point
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-Friendly reminder hiccup wrote this himself
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-Hiccup the Insane. Sounds about right
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-Me procrastinating some stuff i cant procrastinate while everything is going wrong
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-yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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-yOOOOOOOO tf he doin??
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-“yo bro”
“yeah loki?”
“some kid’s asking for your help. It’s getting pretty intense.”
“really? Lemme see”
“see?”
*whistles* “wow, he’s crazy. I like it.”
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-“wtf is this dumb redhead doing??” everyone thought simultaneously
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-oHHHHHH LIGHTNING LIKES METaL!!!!
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-Benjamin Franklin can eat HIS HEaRT OUT123
“wow thor, you actually helped”
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
“how tf did you say that”
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-Ship: If I die, I die with STYLE.((Like Grimbeard fucker sang to his death while burning his entire kingdom down))
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-SWIM FISHLEGS SWIM ((wow he c an swim now amazing what near death experiences teach you))
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-Poor toothless ; - ;126
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-Itsss the cirrccccleeeeee the ciiirrrccclleeeee of liiiiiifeeeee
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-Lets hope I wont learn to swim in this emotionally draining way 0-0
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-Tbh this is kinda terrifying imagine if they died this way 0-0
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-I KNEW THEYD BE BaCK YOU BETTER BRING HICCUP aBOaRD U LITTLE SHIT
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-Oh thank god
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-In short; “we have ship standards, peasants.”
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-LaTE FOR a VERY IMPORTaNT DaTE
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-G G. u did ur best lol
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-yEEEE YOU BEST KNOW IT HICCUP Me BOYYY
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-They gONNa FLYYYYY
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-FISHLEGS MY BOY WERE GONNa DO IT WHETHER U WaNT TO OR NOT
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-That’s THE TRUE CHIEFTaN WaY BOIS EXaCTLY HOW STOICK DIED- I mean shit uh
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-Awww berk would love u back in their own way too
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-*sobbing in the distance* ((fuckin alvin))
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-yOU BET THEY ALL ARE
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-“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” screamed the Reader.
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-Happy sweet old senile future guessing dudes make me happy ; v ;
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-How tf would it be deer
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-Just like Grimbeard did.
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-YOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU FISHLEGSSSS
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-“IM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE.”
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-SNOTLOUT DO U WANT TO BE DEAD??? ((before your proper death))
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-When Old Wrinkly is mad at u, you better be ashamed of urself.
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-He really is Grimbeard’s Heir ain’t he? ; v ;
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-Uhhh more common than u think boyo *turns to Harry Potter*
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-oooHHH u done for gumboil
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-My heart kindly says mercy, but my mind screams revenge
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-SHit stop giving me ides to draWWWWW
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-Somethings are often just found at home <3 like my MISSING PENCIL WHERE TF IS IT
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-Summary of Httyd 2 Hiccup
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-SO MUCH WISDOM IN THE EPILOGUE HICCUP SLOW DOWN
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-Nooo HICCUPPPP- THE DRagONSSSSS
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-DON’T REMIND ME OF THE SLaVEMaRK U CRUEL BEING
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wow
that was a ride from start to end. (pUN INTENDED)
things are getting intensee
*scrambles to read the next book*
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