#I CAN ALREADY TELL I'LL LOVE IT SM OK BYE

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now that you're back,when can zarina twirls hakuno around in a dance and sweep her off her feet. when can zarina do it to hakuno please respond

MEEEEE WHEN I GET AN ASK FROM REN <3 AND!!!!! ME AS I READ THIS ASK BC MAN OH MAN MAN JUST THINKING ABT ZARINA WITH THAT SMILE(TM) OF HERS DANCING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT IS MAKING ME SWOON SO HARDDD!!!! i am absolutely adding this to my wishlist rn thank u 🙏🙏 and may i also ask of u--- zarina teaching hakuno how to dance :clownpensive: I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR THAT IMAGE OKAYYYY idk idk just the thought of them doing anything together is making me vibrate at 200mph 🏃‍♂️💨💨 and i'm also laughing bc as you know, hakuno is so :| and stoic and the Densest Ever, anything that even the best flirt in the whole world tries would simply fly over her head methinks but if zarina sweeps her off her feet?? literally?? SHE WOULD BE BLUSHING SO HARD AGFKSHGHEJFJDJ (not so secret fact: moon girls are weak to bridal carries) and i love that image honestly bc just the idea of these two lovely ladies being like the Epitome of grace and beauty as they dance together but them being so goofy in the next second (me imagining gremlin zarina and a huffy pouty andstillblushing hakuno sgfjhs) is SO CUTEEE

ALSO-- I STILL HAVE UR STARTER SITTIN IN MY DRAFTS, HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OFC ! and ngl I RLLY RLLY WANT 2 THROW HAKUNO AT ZARINA'S WORLD!!!! WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE THAT WORLD AND LEARN MORE THINGS THRU ZARINA (MAYHAPS⁉️⁉️) because oh my gosh can i just say i am so in love with the story u've crafted for her.... mad respect 2 u ren!!! it's been a while tho n my memory's so bad so i def need a reread (and a lil sidenote here-- but pls know that when i first read ur docs for zarina i was actually thinking i'll get to reading all the files with dem story lore some other time but nope! ENDED UP READING EM ALL IN ONE GO BABYYYY falling in luv with miss sokolova at 2am hits different i tell u) BUT YES I'M JUST 😭😭😭🥺🥺 VERY EXCITED FOR THESE TWO IN GENERAL!!!!! i feel like there is sooooooo much potential for just whaddahell kinda dynamic neutral good hakuno n neutral good zarina could have and i'm super excited to explore it!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S WITH A WRITER AS WONDERFUL AS URSELF WEHEHE 💖💖

[aces-basement]

ok this is purely self indulgent but if for some odd reason you want to read this mess here are some things you should know

I'm not gonna try to make it good at all in fact I wont even edit its pure word vomit

itll be super fucking weird

if that scared you good. bye now. cringe time hehe

Ace and I were taking the kids to Springfield again. We were gonna let em play at the arcade while we ate at a restaurant together, just the 2 of us (getting sm to take to the kids afterward too ofc) but it's nice to just have time together as much as we love the kids.

And anyway what I didnt know is that the little shit (/aff) Beavis had wandered off and saw Barney passed out on the damn pavement in front of a place called Moe's tavern and thought "cool" so anyway the little fucker went inside

So I guess Beav asked for some beer and it kinda went like

"Can you like, get me a beer, or something? The alcoholic kind not the piss water. please"

The garish man looked up from his bar only a moment, just long enough to glance at the kid before muttering "Gonna need to see some ID. The feds are already breathing down my neck. Don't need another slip up"

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?"

"Not yet I ain't"

"Oh. Alright. Cool. Can I like, have a beer now?" Beav asked, producing some coins and a small plastic dinosaur from his pocket

"Still gonna need to see some ID. If you ain't got any, best I can offer ya is a pickled egg. Even then theres a two drink minimum on that." Moe gestured to the glass container on the counter. Two of the eggs were floating. Not good

"Whoa. Cool. So if I eat one of these eggs, I can like, have two drinks minimum? Okay" Beavis dipped his arm into the container, only to grab and eat one of the floating eggs

"KID YOU CAN'T JUST-"

Anyway I dont know what happened after that cuz Beav passed out and couldn't tell me but anyway next thing Ace and I knew there was this gargoyle of a man approached us at the restaurants, holding our son by the nape of his shirt like a kitten. Ponyo was following after him.

"The little red rat told me ya might be here." He muttered, before yelling to me, "Hey, lady, mind watching your kid? Cuz if you payed any attention to him you might know you need to take him to the hospital, pronto."

"You talkin to them, man?" Ace looked around, "Cuz I don't see any 'lady' here."

I told Ace to stop under my breath and gestured for Ponyo to come to me, before I plucked Beavis from the stranger's grasp.

"Them? Oh, so you's one of those gender neutral folk," Moe hissed, with hatred behind it

Kids are secure. They're okay. Make sure Ace doesnt do anything-

Oh.

Theyve.

Already gotten into an arguement. With their fists.

Ace hit Moe. Moe hit the floor.

So you see officer that's why my husband knocked out your town's bartender

Wiggum sighed. "Well, you didn't wreck his mug. It's Moe, can't make him any uglier. So I guess I'll let you guys off with a warning." He said, uncuffing my husband, who pulled me into a hug

"I dont think that's fair but you know what, I'll take it." I told him, and Ace and I and the kids got the hell out of there before they changed their mind

I got the bartender's number, though. Maybe I should call him. Just to make sure he didn't die

But first we're gonna take Beavis to the hospital for eating a decade old boiled egg