#I CAAAAAAAAAAAANT I CANT!!! I CANT I CANT
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man i wish i liked under the oak tree bc riftan is crazy hot but i just......ughhhhh i cant stand the story or maxi
#finn.txt#het romance is almost always soooo unpalatable to me#like i get her whole thing is overcoming her trauma#but i just caaaaaaaaaaaant fucking cope with her personality#i just cant#maybe i could cope if i thot she was hot#bc i've coped thru worse shit for a hot chara#but i think she's UGLY#SO ?????? FUCK !!!!#what's a guy to do??????#rot and die????? i'm already there bitch
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I cannot thank you enough for this its so perfect and beautiful ❤
An idea that I’ve had for a while :)
@shadouge-family-au belongs to the fabulous @punkinspice!!!!
Song is "Good Night My Someone" from The Music Man (skip ahead to 0.19)
#LOOK#LOOOOOOOK!!!!!!#LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE AND AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL FANART THAT MY FREIND MADE OF MY AU#😭😭😭😭#I cant i cant i cant i caaaaaaaaaaaant#thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu#again#pure perfection#100000/10#friend art#shadouge#shadouge fankids#gorgeous#fave#sonic
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"good afternoon, professor wheeler. sorry to both-"
the end of the sentence was caught on your throat, as it froze along with the rest of your body. you knew you should've knocked, but the rush to get to the office after being held up in that dreadful lecture made you forget about it.
at this point of the semester, getting time with prof. wheeler was like being part of the track team. every student was always hounding to ask her for advice, and you felt grateful to always have been able to answer your doubts before class. but now, with her assignment's deadline approaching, you had no choice but to fight your way through the zombie horde. so you decided to take a shortcut.
nancy, as she insisted you call her, had a clear soft spot for you. she (and her wife, prof. buckley) always greeted you when crossing paths in the busy hallways, your questions were answered without that stern tone she used with your classmates, and the grades on your tests and essays(and only yours, as you found out later) had a note of praise, like "well done!" or "you're getting better! :)". With that, you assumed it would be okay to take a minute of her lunchtime to ask for better sources to research. Everyone else could wrestle for her after lunch.
It did not surprise you to find her with professor buckley (robin, as she also insisted). And it shouldn't have surprised you to find them in the position they were in, but it still did. Robin was seated on the desk, her shirt open and her legs spread. In between them was Nancy, kissing her wife's neck as one of her hands was clearly about to remove her belt. It took them one second to notice you at the door.
"Oh, hi smart girl! How are you?" Robin asked, not even moving to fix her clothes. "You wanna talk to Nance?"
"Is it about your assignment, sweetie?" They both looked at you, expectantly. Nancy had stopped kissing Robin but kept caressing her tights.
"Y-yeah, but i can come back la-" you manage to stutter before Nancy interrupted you.
"And deal with that army of the dead? Don't be silly, i have time for you now. Just close the door and take a seat, okay?"
You do as she says, keeping your head low. When you dare to look up again, both women are still in the same position, with no sign of stopping their previous activity. Nancy looks at your blushing face, about to apologize, and reassures you warmly:
"It's okay, sweetie. Robin was supposed to lock the door, but I guess she was too distracted with my skirt to remember," she moves her stare to her wife "weren't you, daddy?"
"Yes, mommy." Robin admits, looking at both of you, before stopping her eyes at Nancy with anticipation. "I'm ready to take my punishment when we get home."
"We don't have to wait so long. That is, if our little pet doesn't mind watching it. Do you, sweetie?"
You feel your mouth freezing again, so you just nod. They both shake their heads at you.
"Use your words, smart girl."
"Y-yes please."
With that green light, they move from their position. Robin gets up and goes around the desk to bend over it, right in front of you. Nancy then finally removes her belt and lowers her pants and underwear, and you jaw drops seeing her ass so close to your face. Nancy looks at you again, amused.
"Do you have a ruler i can borrow, sweetie?" You hand it to her, after blindly scrambling through your backpack. Your eyes just can't move away from the view. They can barely blink, even when Nancy begins the spanking and the sound of every hit makes you jump in your seat.
"Our little pet is enjoying the show, Rob," Nancy laughs. "I think she wants to be spanked next."
"But she's such a good girl for both of us. What should we punish her for?"
"I mean, she did enter without knocking." Nancy pointed. "And you're not supposed to meet me at this hour, are you baby?"
Her words break your trance and you admit, blushing again. "No I'm not, professor."
"Such an eager little puppy," She shakes her head condescendingly "Take off your panties. As soon as I'm done with Robin, we're both gonna teach you a lesson."
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#👻#I CAAAAAAAAAAAANT I CANT!!! I CANT I CANT#s: ronance#c: nancy wheeler#c: robin buckley#prof!nancy#prof!robin#thirst tag#GHOST ANON AS USUAL I OWE U MY LIFE
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tried watching philosophers stone again... cant do it. All I can think about is how on the night of the first scene in the film lily and james are dead sirius is being held by aurors peters escaped and remus probably has no idea and I caaaaaaaaaaaant deeeeeaaaal
and the way hagrid rides up on sirius' motorbike and
all i know is pain
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High key, I will never not struggle to suppress a laugh every time a k pop group works into their labels name into a song
#atm im refering to Monsta X's RUSH#its a BOP but in the begining they hush say starship#AND I FUCKING LOSE IT#same when GOT7 whisper says jyp#i caaaaaaaaaaaant#fuCKIN NERDS AND FUCKIN NERD WRITING STAFF#like#just in case you forgot what label they're represented by LOL#LOL i also cant help but laugh when any of the BTS rapline#whisper says their name before their verse#like the quiet suga#juuuust to make sure you know its yoongi#PFFT#NERDS#ALL OF THEM
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THE YELLOW SHORTS, THE SUNFLOWER SHIRT, THE FUCKING PREARL NECKLACE I CAAAAAAAAAAAANT 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰
IM FUIFKCHDFKCMVNHRJFMVNJ
Anonymous said: harry taking his girlies to the beach before they all head back to the ranch 😍😍😍
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP
Anonymous said: every time we get a glimpse of harrys feet I always question if I have a foot fetish.....I don’t know there’s somethin about that man and his toes. Gets me goin
EJNFBHVGHUJRNFBRHUFIJK
Anonymous said: harry having a pale, red head, plus sized model in his video that looks just like me made me cry so fuck anyone that says representation doesn’t matter lol like i know it’s probably not that big of deal and especially compared to the poc representation bc that’s so important too!! but it means something to me and i wanted to share it with someone i just love him so much
I KNOW I LOVE HIM THIS IS AMAZING AND IM SO HAPPY HE MADE U HAPPY
Anonymous said: PAIGE I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS CONTENT. I MISSED HARRY SO MUCH IT HURT BUT THIS HURTS MORE
MOOOOOOD
Anonymous said: his dick making a cameo!!!!
LOVE HER
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Ok so he messaged back and we exchanged line info and we messaged and he like fukkan called me but I was buying groceries so I didnt answer (and internally died a bit) but then he called later and I did answer and now we're getting dinner next weekend liiiiiike
How do you lose 50pounds in a week? asking for a friend. I'm the friend. He wanted to get dinner tomorrow night but I caaaaaaaaaaaant I cant I cant I cant. Hes so cool and tall and like....an adult and I'm so nothing, I have nothing to offer and I'm not cute and I'm fat in a world of thin cute girls and I feel like... I feel like I'm going to disappoint him. Like I'm going to disappoint myself.
woke up to a message from a guy who resembles snake and my eye hasn’t stopped twitching since
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holy crap I want to diE I CANT TAKE MY MOTHER ANYMORE I CANT I CANT I CANT I CANT I CAAAAAAAAAAAANT
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