#I AM HAPPY TO REBOOT THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH
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docholligay · 2 years ago
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Me, reading this: oh HAR DE HAR, @verbforverb, let's make fun of the American by making up silly things. VERY FUNNY, VE--
*googles*
I am going to get on a tricycle and pedal furiously to the White House to engage the nukes. The UK had a good run, but it's over now.
#I regret everything I have ever learned about this country#except the Walkers prawn cocktail chips those can stay#also the sparkling juice which I now make at home#everything else though#gone#'Doc isn't America's entire legal system based on--"#LISTEN IF I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THE WORDS PELICAN CROSSING USED AS AN ACTUAL TERM#I AM HAPPY TO REBOOT THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH#is it working THAT well? No. Shut up. Totally worth it.
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