#I AM GOING TO BEAT THE SELF-SERVE CHECKOUT MACHINE TO DEATH WITH THIS INFLATION-FUCKED BOX OF MINIWHEATS | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dukeofriven · 1 year ago

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In our age of uptight prudery and corporations doing everything in their power to strip sex from everywhere in the universe except underwear ads and creepy anime made exclusively for the worst CompSci guy you knew in first-year university, it should be a moral right for a person to be allowed to climb on the shelves of supermarkets in order to reach the speakers and rip them out of the ceiling, throwing them to the ground while shouting SHUT UP SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK SHUT THE FUCK UP.

#anime #prudery #uptight culture #hearing impaired #hyperacusis #CAPD #and someone will probably ask 'how are those two. things even related?'#to which I respond WHAT I CAN'T- I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS FUCKING TOP-40 SONG BEING BLASTED AT 97dB #WITH NO FUCKING CHORUS OR RECOGNIZABLE MELODY JUST SOME EUROTRASH-IN-A-BLENDER R&B BEAT #AND THE SAME GUY SINGING IT WHO SINGS EVERY OTHER SONG JUST LIKE IT #AND IF HE GARGLES “OOOH GIRL GONNA SXHGGRTGCH” ONE MORE TIME #I AM GOING TO BEAT THE SELF-SERVE CHECKOUT MACHINE TO DEATH WITH THIS INFLATION-FUCKED BOX OF MINIWHEATS #AND THEN TRY TO END ALL MUSIC FOREVER LIKE A FUCKING TROLLS VILLAIN #WHY IS IT SO LOUD I JUST WANTED PEANUT BUTTER SHUT THE FUCK UP

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