#I AM GALILEO BEING BURNED AT THE STAKE
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Happy to report I'm no longer responding to the religious people on my posts! Apologies to anyone who may have taken the psychic damage of seeing that unexpectedly!
It had been a while since I had purposely kicked a metaphorical wasp nest so I guess I was overdue. I am simply a sexy fool. 🙄 I do it a lot less nowadays tho, which is good!
I did genuinely set out at first to get information about how Catholics reconcile certain paradoxes within their faith, and then I was like oh right oh no I just remembered why I stopped doing this
On the upside I DID actually learn a lot; even if part of what I learned was don't tag Catholic tumblr in your posts about Catholicism, Jack. (Listen. I'm a work in progress! 😅)
And now I am very dedicated to putting a priest in my graphic novel who fucks a demon. Which I was going to draw anyway, so I might as well make it work with the story. For art. And penises.
Anyway, I hear the song "Godsend" by Trebuchet and I go a little bit insane in a good way. It's like if Supernatural was good and also a song. I'd really like to capture that energy in my work. There's also this song called "the queer gospel" that I love very much, which is about the inherent holiness of queerness and queer community regardless of if there's a god. (I actually made a burlesque routine for that song once, and more than one person said it made them cry happy tears! Which is a hell of a point of pride for me! AND a hell of a point of Pride!)
*okay if someone sends me an anonymous message that makes me laugh out loud and not feel rancid, then I will answer it if it brings me joy and I have a funny response. I will tag it accordingly and then block that person as soon as they stop being funny. But I'm good on debate and philosophy now. I got my answer. I had forgotten what those answers looked like. But I am grateful for (and moderately horrified by) the reminder. Please see the tags for an explanation of my new favorite phrase involving a man, heliocentrism, and one very hot piece of wood~
#Catholicism tw#Christianity cw#religious trauma#original#diary#I included that little addendum because at some point someone sent me a message that included the sentence#'I am Galileo being burned at the stake!' and I have not been able to get that phrase out of my mind. I'm not sure why they said it#and I'm not sure how ironic they were being and I'm not sure they know that Galileo was not burned at the stake#he was put on house arrest and threatened with torture. and considering that this persecution was done by a -fairly prominent organization-#it was kind of wild to bring up out of context. Galileo burned at the steak! after leading France against the witch trials!!#I need to allow myself the ability to respond to a message like that because every time I've had a quiet moment today my brain is like#I AM GALILEO BEING BURNED AT THE STAKE#and then I giggle imagining someone just bringing that phrase into any number of situations and with no lead up#stubbing my toe like#I AM GALILEO. BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR MY WHORISH SINS. WOE! WOE UNTO ME!#it must be one of those phrases that fits into an accidental poetic meter#like a Shakespeare Sonnet. 'and if you no longer my true love should take. then i am Galileo. burned at the stake!'#again I cannot emphasize enough that I have no idea if they were saying I'm acting like Galileo or they're saying they are Galileo?#or even how science came up at all since that wasn't really what we were talking about?#and I think that's the beauty of it. at the end of the day I think we're ALL Galileo burned at the stake#i don't care if you don't know the minutiae of history but i AM gonna roast you for using Galileo as an example in support of the Church#and for sending me fully incoherent messages. galileo didn't die at the stake for this! he died for our sins! which i am if anything#FURTHER away from understanding than i was yesterday#but i got more than i needed.
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Chemistry isn't real because I don't understand it.
And don't you DARE presume to explain it to me -- I took chemistry in high school, so I can speak authoritatively on it!
And apparently screaming in class gets you in trouble, so why are they trying so hard to suppress debate? I am truly being burned at the stake like Galileo was for inventing science
I am well and truly lost, my dude. 🤣 I am pretty sure chemistry is real?? Like, prove-ably real? Also Galileo was not burned at the stake?
Gods, this anonymous message has everything. Utterly inscrutable. 10/10!
#original#I am 99% sure that this is that one Christian who keeps messaging me#but the fact that this is the funniest message I've ever received without context makes me very happy#literally not sure how I have suppressed debate but the good news is chemistry isn't real! XD#which is a huge relief for me because I had a lot of trouble with chemistry in high school. i got an A but like. it's not real bc we have#no evidence for it any more than we have evidence of any other science. ....... wait--#is it possible i am suppressing scientific debate because I'm winning the debate??#or is it just that my ass is SO fabulous that all the scientists keep getting distracted and dropping all the beakers???#only the Christian God knows. and he is looking at my ass too! :O#girls stand back I'm about to have several scientific discoveries [tosses hair]
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