#I AM A RELIC

[miki-more]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME *CLAP CLAP* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME *CLAP CLAP* IM 19 YEARS OOLLLLLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME *CLAP CLAP*

[hopediamondart]

Goat Relic AU | The First Meeting

Part 1/?

[relic-seeker]

request: lemm throwing his back out after trying to do the stanky leg

officially my worst post of the year

+ extra lemm stanky leg infinite loop

[art / doodle requests are open!]

(thank you brufen for the inspiration)

[artbyfuji]

salem pov

[kitausu]

Fantasy Novels/Series I Think Are CRIMINALLY Underhyped

Just as the title says, this is simply a list of fantasy novels and series that I think deserve all the hype and yet I basically never see people talking them up. These are not in any kind of order because they're all amazing. If you read any of these please hmu because I'd love to hear your thoughts!

Since the city of Bezim was shaken half into the sea by a magical earthquake, the Inquisitors have policed alchemy with brutal efficiency. Nothing too powerful, too complicated, too much like real magic is allowed–and the careful science that’s left is kept too expensive for any but the rich and indolent to tinker with. Siyon Velo, a glorified errand boy scraping together lesson money from a little inter-planar fetch and carry, doesn’t qualify. But when Siyon accidentally commits a public act of impossible magic, he’s catapulted into the limelight. Except the limelight is a bad place to be when the planes themselves start lurching out of alignment, threatening to send the rest of the city into the sea. Now Siyon, a dockside brat who clawed his way up and proved himself on rooftops with saber in hand, might be Bezim’s only hope. Because if they don’t fix the cascading failures of magic in their plane, the Powers and their armies in the other three will do it for them.

A god will return When the earth and sky converge Under the black sun In the holy city of Tova, the winter solstice is usually a time for celebration and renewal, but this year it coincides with a solar eclipse, a rare celestial event proscribed by the Sun Priest as an unbalancing of the world. Meanwhile, a ship launches from a distant city bound for Tova and set to arrive on the solstice. The captain of the ship, Xiala, is a disgraced Teek whose song can calm the waters around her as easily as it can warp a man’s mind. Her ship carries one passenger. Described as harmless, the passenger, Serapio, is a young man, blind, scarred, and cloaked in destiny. As Xiala well knows, when a man is described as harmless, he usually ends up being a villain.

The Omehi people have been fighting an unwinnable fight for almost two hundred years. Their society has been built around war and only war. The lucky ones are born gifted. One in every two thousand women has the power to call down dragons. One in every hundred men is able to magically transform himself into a bigger, stronger, faster killing machine. Everyone else is fodder, destined to fight and die in the endless war. Young, gift-less Tau knows all this, but he has a plan of escape. He's going to get himself injured, get out early, and settle down to marriage, children, and land. Only, he doesn't get the chance. Those closest to him are brutally murdered, and his grief swiftly turns to anger. Fixated on revenge, Tau dedicates himself to an unthinkable path. He'll become the greatest swordsman to ever live, a man willing to die a hundred thousand times for the chance to kill the three who betrayed him.

Twenty-seven years ago, a Duke with a grudge led a ruthless coup against the empire of Semilla, killing thousands. He failed. The Duke was executed, a terrifyingly powerful sorcerer was imprisoned, and an unwilling princess disappeared.  The empire moved on.  Now, when Quill, an apprentice scribe, arrives in the capital city, he believes he's on a simple errand for another pompous noble: fetch ancient artifacts from the magical Imperial Archives. He's always found his apprenticeship to a lawman to be dull work. But these aren't just any artifacts — these are the instruments of revolution, the banners under which the Duke lead his coup.  Just as the artifacts are unearthed, the city is shaken by a brutal murder that seems to have been caused by a weapon not seen since the days of rebellion. With Quill being the main witness to the murder, and no one in power believing his story, he must join the Archivists — a young mage, a seasoned archivist, and a disillusioned detective — to solve the truth of the attack. And what they uncover will be the key to saving the empire – or destroying it again. 

[dipdoodlesamuel]

some more doodles with @justkitty12

and some doodles of mine

my doodles get progressively lazier with the coloring because of how late i stayed up LMAO

[goldensunset]

‘the children yearn for the mines’ is a little too real to me bc when i was a kid and my older siblings were trying to get me into pokémon i really never cared to try playing. BUT. i was obsessed with the underground mining minigame in dppt. i used to beg my sister to let me take a turn playing and set it up for me bc i didn’t know how to so i could go mine for gems nonstop until i cleared that entire cave section of glittering wall spots which always made me so sad bc i was having such a great time. i didn’t even understand the significance of what i was doing but 7 year old me was high off of it

[lunity-moonity]

Sooo

Guess what I did first thing after the update came out-

(Gonna enjoy torturing my favourite bishop like this)

[qqueenofhades]

As I am 100% deeply fucking elderly, my primary motivation to do ye olde Exam Marathon this year was to be able to afford a new mattress, instead of the ancient heap of rocks and broken glass upon which I presently repose. Mission successful. I get paid in two weeks. So let the countdown to Operation New Mattress begin.

[only-when-i-write]

Okay but The Mummy, Relic Hunter, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft - you can’t tell me that not at least half of all millennials who’ve been teenagers during those epic years did not secretly want to be archaeologists or at least historians w/ an adventurous part time job forcing them to search for ancient artefacts in the jungle.

[callsign-relic]

hi. its me again. titan au is just running rampant in my brain apparently. apologies for all the offshoot ideas, this is why i rarely finish any fic (head too full. cant decide what to write. sbfjfbdjd)

anyway. i feel like the version with cityspeaker Rodimus would be really fun with a human in it- the scenario you outlined with a bot holding them and giving a tour is very rodimus to me abfjfhdjfbdj,, maybe you've been wandering around the empty, dilapidated city for a while on your own, just listening to the low hum of machinery around you. eventually you come across Rodimus and are like AH GIANT ROBOT! but get won over by his uhhhh. Charms. he tells you he's going to introduce you to his friend and when he explains that oh, the city is the one he's introducing you to, you go "oh no. this guy has gone off the deep end from being alone." (or maybe you just hit your head and this is ALL a fever dream) until Rodimus accidentally drops you and the city itself rises up to save you. then you see his face, grinning above you and... maybe that slipup wasn't so accidental.

also a dash more angst for either Rodimus or OP's versions of Titan AU: Megatron does Not interact with them. Doesn't talk, rarely acknowledges them (or anyone else) until. a human drops out of the sky and all of a sudden Megatron is moving shit around, streets and corridors whirring and clicking as he keeps the human Safe and Within Him. I feel like depending on whether or not it's Rodimus or OP they'd have different reactions (outrage of the jealous and sad type, and sorrowful acceptance, respectively.) why does he interact with the human, but not them?

but in EITHER circumstance, Megatron is just trying to push the two together and keep the human from leaving so that his cityspeaker has someone to talk to :( they need a friend!! he's not good company!!!

- initiate

No no like I always say you’re more than encouraged to send your ideas!!!!!!!

Omg though these are so good 😭😭😭 Rodimus just grinning as the human is saved is so good BEHDBDHE

And OUGH THE ANGST… the fact that Megatron believes himself someone so unbearable to even talk to despite Rodimus/OPs attempts :( and whoever the cityspeaker is mistaking that for Megatron suddenly going out of his way to make the human feel acknowledged when they’ve taken so long to even reach some form of acknowledgment from him. Ough maybe they try asking the human and they don’t know why, so they go straight to Megatron’s processor to desperately find out why…

[stunies]

my biggest concern is how im supposed to get this girl to 145+ speed

[erros429]

gonna start a bake sale so i can eventually buy rwby from warner bros yall i’m gonna save us don’t worry

[sh1-n0bu]

i FUCKIN DESPISE you jing yuan. like i LOATHE you, get it? i hope you perish. i had ur son and 3 wives at hostage yet u didnt dare come? i even awakened an ascension material boss with yanqing in front and u dare not come home and instead send me e3 welt?????

done. diseased. u are no longer one of my favorites. we are DONE. im taking the kids with me and no u will never get to see them ever again. i hope you perish

[itstimeforstarwars]

I love newbies in dead fandoms. Yesterday I saw someone say “I love how small and quiet this fandom is. I hope it never gets big and popular” and I felt like I was a middle aged new yorker ten years after the apocalypse seeing a teenager say “I love this small town, I hope it never grows into a city.” Darling I love your enthusiasm and outlook on life but there used to be skyscrapers here.

[nova-rogue]

yeah my Moze is fine why do you ask