#Hunters obsessions TMA

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these are more for goofiness honestly, but

Jon.

I’m so sorry, you asked me for a greasy hamburger and I’ve accidentally served you a 5 course meal, can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me

KoFi on pinned!! I take commissions!!

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Jon hearing things trough the watcher

WHORE!!!

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“There’s something wrong in the archives”

(Note, this is a real photo I drew on top of, I did not take the original photo, which is also why I’ve elected not to sign it)

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I think the funniest thing about everyone’s “Jon on the run” outfits is just that Georgie DID NOT HESITATE to give him nothing but WTG merch.

She really said “possible murderer on the run is the PERFECT model for my new merch, get out there crime man”

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Overdone but s1 Jon would literally strangle s5 Jon to death if he found out about him and Martin, it would be on SIGHT

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People seeing how insane I am about the buried

Story of my life

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Making these is my passion, feel free to suggest the next TMA thing to make one out of

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CEASELESS WATCHER. Show me my special little boy

(me opening tumblr about to look at Jon fanart)

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Ok ok so. Hear me OUT.

The magnus archives as a musical, plot and all is the same but y’know epic soundtrack and vocals (Jonny we know you can sing don’t hide from us)

Except the only character who’s self aware/meta about the singing is Melanie

She comes in to give a statement and is like “THREE PEOPLE HAVE SUNG TO ME WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM IM GOING TO STAB EVERYONE HERE.”

She obviously does a couple songs also

PLUS!! Jon’s s5 smiting is him having a sing-off with the other avatars

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Everyone in TMA is a HORRIBLE person, that’s the point, most of these guys have committed murder or some other violent offense.

Jon is my babygirl pretty boy but also just, not a great person, guy literally went trough one (1) near death experience and then immediately started stalking his coworkers and accusing them of murder, they held a literal intervention for him it was so bad, like that’s MY BOY. AND HE SUCKS!!!

Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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Doing this to Jon right now

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Hello Tumblr, this is a hostage negotiation, 30 notes and I draw it, full render, hell you can even make a suggestion for the drawing

(I desperately need drawing motivation)

Fate is in your hands

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Monster Jon headcanon where there’s constantly tapes running all over the archive and as you get closer to his office the amount of them gets so large that the whirr is almost deafening,

Monster Jon headcanon where he’s like a dragon hoarding knowledge and the archive is his lair

The others call him a monster when he wakes up from his coma so he simply decides he might as well be,

The others don’t come up into the archive anymore because they know a recorder will be waiting for them no matter what

Martin comes into his office himself after the 5th something complaint he gets about Jon hunting people for statements and he sees all the recorders, yet he keeps approaching until he sees Jon sorting statements, and as Jon turns around to answer him the recorders rewind for a second and then switch to play and his voice crackles out from every recorder in sight

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This is why the buried wasn’t written about that much, would’ve literally dominated the whole show.

the buried does NOT care about your horror of the week. Concrete.

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

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Jonah first week in his Elias body trying desperately to get the same respect he had as James wright only to be met with everyone being like “okay new boss man, just don’t get too zonked at the big boy desk because we’re not bringing you a little snack”

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Do y’all think when Jon got his much better eye powers around s4 that he like?? Went around the archive and binned any statement the eye told him was false?

I could totally see him doing it tbh, like he gets out of the coma realizes he can just KNOW which ones are fake or not and spends 4 hours combing trough every shelf binning the fake ones on sight

Imagine Basira walks in on him doing that and she can’t decide if he’s finally lost it fully or if he’s gone sane