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Uh... Negative/hater rant bellow the cut, because I'm more fed up with 100yq than usual :D. Not an anti thing, though. I don't think so, anyway.
Sorano is getting beaten. Again. Because she's WeAk or some shit. When was the last time she showed off, like in Nirvana, where she fucked Lucy up? In Starry Sky? We don't even know how her magic really works! Like, is it still taking her lifespan? And not only that! She hasn't even wounded Daemon! And she was literally getting stepped on! The fight is also... Weirdly... Homoerotic? Not a bad thing, but like. Okay? But like. Put some respect on her name, for fucks sake! She took Lucy's (and Hibiki's) Urano Metoria to her face, and not only did she get up, but it didn't even force Caelum's gate closed!
And Erik!? Not only has he been mistreated since day one of 100yq, now he's being portrayed like a jackass. A useless idiot. As if he wasn't one of the main fighters of the Seis. He's being constantly ridiculed, his capabilities dumbed down and waved away. "I can't hear his thoughts". "my blade is soundless". Cool. What about his muscles? You know, the thing he paid attention to with Erza? The thing he says he does all the way back in the Nirvana arc? Hearing someone's movements, the contractions of muscle and the friction of joints. What about the sound of Blade's weight on the ground? And not content with that, he's being *berated*. "You rely too much on sound, boy". I like Blade, despite the fact that he has the charm of a wet paper towel, but c'mon. Really? I get it, he was Mashima's favorite out of the Seis, and that get people to dislike him, but. Come. On.
And Macbeth vs Brain? Listen. Look. Listen to me. I *LOVE* how pretty he looks, beaten and bruised, and I like his clothes, he looks gorgeous, the art is beautiful. But that, and the blatant daddy issues in full display are the only saving graces of this chapter. Not only is he being saved by someone with no emotional stake in the fight, for absolutely no reason, but he's barely even using his magic *at all*. Moreso, he's not using it defensively. You know, the thing he bragged about? That magic can't touch him? Sure, it's one thing or the other, but if he's not using it offensively...? Then why the fuck isn't he protecting himself from Brain's attacks!? Why is the fight about how strong Brain has become and not the years of abuse Brain put all of them through??? (I know, it's because it's 100yq)
Like. I know it's my fault for reading it even though I know it's hot garbage just to see new pages of my favorite characters, but! Just let your powerful characters be powerful, for once! Let them show off! Let them have an emotional conclusion to a lifetime of misery!
#How do you tag a “I'm pissed off but this isn't an anti thing either”?#Am I alone in being massively disappointed in the last two chapters or so?#In terms of the portrayal of Oracion Seis#Oracion Seis#Fairy tail Macbeth#Fairy tail Erik#Sorano Aguria
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I wrote this as a reply to a post, but maybe it should get added to the tags so anybody getting into the ship has a place to look up origins all in one place for context. There are too many people with 'Queen Bee Syndrome' going around pissing in people's cheerios telling them what they can and can't ship. It isn't as bad as they say, yo. It was supposed to be humorous! Anyway....
I've been seeing so much Catholic guilt on Twitter these days where people be like, "I can't believe I used to like Trainwreck! It makes me want to vomit! Why would I think it was sexy to see a guy beating up another guy!" It's either pretentious virtue signaling, or it's coming from scared young girls being brow-beaten by the threat of cancel culture into having to prove how good and perfect they are in fandom. Get over yourselves and check out my collection of vintage Trainwreckshipping posts that (facetiously) explain the context of why violence was funny.
Emmet goes to fight God but Arceus hides behind a pillar and points to Volo.
Manipulative Volo laughs about what he did but...oh no! Here comes the pissed off brother!!
Princess bride meme rough handling of Volo.
Emmet chokes Volo.
TAKE THAT YOU VILE FIEND!! (Emmet punches Volo meme)
Emmet chases Volo riding on Arceus.
Emmet chokes Volo but ends up with a knife pressing into his gut.
Volo plays a mean prank to mess with the twins.
Sexual tension with a knife part 1.
Sexual tension with a knife part 2.
Sexual tension with a knife part 3.
Volo so smug and manipulative; Emmet so crazy.
Death threat.
Emmet bloodies Volo's nose.
Where Volo is actually evil and bad ends Emmet.
Emmet coming to whoop some ass.
Giratina possessed Emmet threatens to assault Volo.
Emmet goes after Volo with a brick.
Brave soul who is still doing toxic trainwreck in modern times.
Oops (It never gets old).
Me taking the piss part 1.
Me taking the piss part 2.
If I missed any, please pm me and I'll add them (and I'll keep adding to this post as I finds 'em).
This might be an unpopular opinion, but if someone gives you a hard time for being into this ship, you could always reply along the lines of, "Fuck you, pretentious, virtue-signaling twat. I don't owe you or anybody else anything. Nobody should be judging a person's morality based on what silly thing they ship" It might not get you any friends now, but I'm holding out hope we one day get past cancel culture. Currently, we give too much power to seasoned bullies who use the current political environment as a way to get around the social stigma of anti-bullying campaigns.
#context#classic trainwreck#submas#subway bosses#emmet#volo#trainwreckshipping#collection#the classics#fandumb fail#srsly tho#stop it#queen bee syndrome#fuck off#ingo#arceus#pokemon: legends arceus#toxic culture#ask me about my million stupid bj aus
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Yana toboso is literally a shotacon tf u mean sebaciel isn't canon
Dog it's 2024 I don't want to fill the already rife BB tag with more of this discourse but I just want to give my two cents. Y'all anonymous sebaciel diehards must work overtime to churn out an ask to every damn anti. Anti as a label pisses me off cus I literally just don't want the fucking grown ass man-presenting demon to kiss the 14 year old human. And thank the lord, he doesn't!
I really don't like shota straight up. I find it disturbing that people enjoy it and Yana is openly a shotacon but as black butler stands, it is not a BL story. Whilst very few and far between, I overlook the suggestive panels of Ciel + other underage characters cus I don't derive any pleasure from them and they make me cringe out of my mind knowing the true undertones. But the other 98% of the manga is my jam! From my interpretations of the characters using the canon material, there is nothing that suggests that Sebastian wants to be in a romantic/sexual relationship with this kid. The concept of Ciel presenting sexual feelings towards Sebastian as a response to his own sexual trauma is for sure an interesting idea! And I do not hate people that have this headcanon and explore it in a way that makes it clear it is not a cute sexy thing!! I find it disturbing seeing people who sexualise Ciel (Toboso included, I'm aware. However, it does not swamp the narrative of the story outside of his sexual trauma which is villainized!) that get off to the pairing and call it canon. I wouldn't be here were that true. HOWEVER, Ciel does not present this behaviour towards Sebastian in the actual media. The kid is sexualised but it's either played off as a joke (the dreaded corset scene from LITERALLY the first volumes) or its villainised (Kelvin, Druitt, the cult members). It is not forbidden to explore underage sexual abuse so long as it is made clear that it is inappropriate.
Sebastian is not a pedophile for Christ's sake. I love demon lore so much and knowing how to manipulate and tempt humans with words and sexuality or whatever it may cost is the nature of a demon. That is, if it is needed. In my eyes, if Ciel were to one day command Sebastian to fuck him, he would - he is bound by contract to do as his master tells him and if that's what will get him a meal then so be it. If Ciel one day commanded Sebastian to truly love him, in ANY capacity, it is up to the reader to decide how deep Sebastian's humanity goes past "me hungry" to fundamentally enable him to love in the first place. Because the manga does not characterise Sebastian as actually having any love sexual or platonic towards Ciel outside of the protection he displays within the rules of the contract.
But thankfully for me, Ciel has never ordered Sebastian to fuck him because NO WHERE do we see him actually want that. There are even moments where Ciel is distraught at the idea of Sebastian simply tucking him into bed to calm him back to sleep after waking from a nightmare. The fact I have to explain the sexual motives of a 14 year old boy makes me sick to my stomach, do you people not see how foul that is?
So when you tell me Yana Toboso is a shotacon - that is a lot different to Black Butler being a BL beyond the undertones of a wee few panels, and a fanon, out-of-character interpretation of their fucked up power dynamic riding off the fact that Sebastian's hunger could transpire to a moral depravity i've no interest in. Good day.
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Hmmm. So anti-abortion ppl etc on other sites have been pissing me off a little and I'm thinking to make a lil protest keychain thing after a surgery I have coming up. (Haven't gotten a date yet).
In case tags don't work, it's mildly.... gore-ish I guess? Talks abt using things my body made in an art piece. So cw gore.
I always thought what If I had to get an abortion someday (I don't want human babies/children to raise) and couldn't because of stuff like those idiots are doing in the States took hold up here (we've got an anti-abortion politician as a minister on the cabinet in ON but thankfully not in a position to do anything with those views/promises, but he's pretty new to the cabinet).
It just gets me really mad so I'm thinking if I ever had to get one, I'd probably put the thing in a keychain or something after finding a way to preserve it by either drying it or putting it in a glass vial.
Well hopefully a similar surgery (aka no human babies) is on the bills, so I'll make something from that and stuffing it in an urn or a fetus shaped glass/cavity should get the point across, no?
Those 'protestors' (especially the ones outside clinics - even up here in Canada, British Columbia had to pass privacy laws outside clinics back in 1995) are ok doing harassment and shock value - I'm not ok w harassment but I can definitely do shock value. I've never gotten harassed outside a clinic but I've definitely been called a murderer/murder celebrator by so called "pro-life" ppl. It does get me very irritated a little I suppose, because if anyone actually took them seriously, those would be serious charges and *that* would make me right pissed. And I got called violent because I wouldn't mind if ppl used their unwanted fetuses as protest material to show exactly how little they can do to stop anyone and would happily do it myself. Don't really get that one. I understand ppl can destroy things but I don't think that's what the person was going for as they seemed quite disturbed with me potentially destroying/getting protest craft made with my own things from my own body (and supporting others doing the same).
It's a damn fetus. An unwanted fetus is literally nothing more than a tumor - there's no aware brain in there to perceive anything yet, much less be alive. A parasite in your body has more life in it than a fetus that's not viable outside the womb. And they call it murder/want to call it murder. Preposterous. (Yeah I know it's just to control ppl).
Well tough shit cuz I'm gonna get protest craft made with something my body grew and they can't stop me no matter how disturbed by it they are.
I've come up with a scribble for the keychain (maybe I'll make it something else but it'll definitely be decoration) and it's sides/bottom-front and I just hope it's not too long (the longer one would be for the back):
These discards represent the fetuses, embryos and everything involved prior to those stages, where the fetuses etc will never become babies/be born simply because the would-be bearers do not want them to, achieved by any means - Good Fucking Riddance.
Abortion/Birth Control Accessibility NOW For Everyone As Applicable - Emergency or Just Because.
An unwanted fetus that can't even survive outside the womb has as much life as a tumor and deserves to be yeeted like one.
If not letting fetuses etc be developed & born is murder, here lies a very happily committed slaughter.
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But this is a 3AM thing so maybe I'll rework it.
Because I see a lot of ppl defending necessary, life-saving, unwanted abortion access but not nearly enough who defend abortion access simply because you don't want a baby. At least not on the other sites lol. And I love putting it in a way that'll piss off the pro-life ppl.
And birth control isn't in the spotlight yet - in USA they're doing stuff like making it cost too much cuz you have to pay out of pocket, still, and haven't gone all in on attacking it yet.
Not down for harassment, but I can definitely do shock value.
#cw:#gore#personal#not really but a little bit gore-ish#abortion#birth control#crafting#protest#harassment#pro choice
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Right so let's cover this real quick:
You didn't read any of it so how do you know what points I made.
Pro Palestine is not Pro Hamas, it's just Anti IDF. I don't even personally know that hamas exists at this point because if Israel is to be believed they've more than wiped it out. And even if they haven't who gives a shit, they've killed so many civilians it isn't worth the toll to wipe it out.
Sure, I've never met a Palestinian, but I've also never met you, The Evangelist, so how do I know anything you're going through is real either
You're responding from a blank blog, the only post of which being this reblog with tags to my post specifically, from a blog named The Evangelist. I don't know a lot about Christianity but I do know that Evangelism is a sect of Christianity and a quick Google search says that evangelists are Christian preachers, Wikipedia says that in 2015 only 3% of the Palestinian population was Christian so excuse me if I find it a bit hard to believe that any Christians have survived the total purge going on over there or that you're even over there to begin with.
Once again, as per the death tolls I've posted in my previous reply, Even assuming Hamas is the only group in Palestine that is killing people, Israel has killed so many more people than Hamas that claiming that Hamas is the only group in the wrong is an insane thing to claim. At worst, Hamas and the IDF are both Terrorist Organizations and need to be tried as such. As it stands I'm not sure Hamas even exists based on numbers and IDF claims (if I give them the benefit of the doubt, something I'm hesitant to do in the first place because again, they continually show they cannot be trusted.)
If you are Palestinian, I'm sorry you went through that but genuinely I cannot believe you on this because you're claiming to be a minority within a community presently being purged off the face of the earth and the chances of you personally surviving this long and reaching this point while having never reached out for aid or anything seem so slim that you're just more likely to be some white Christian in America supporting the erasure of a group overseas because it benefits you in some nebulous way. Probably because you're a Christian and Christians have a long history of starting/joining wars to purge religious minorities in the name of Jesus Christ. Also I find it hard to believe you aren't supporting hamas or at the very least antj-israel as a Christian in Palestine since Israel bombed that church last year and killed 18 of the remaining 1000 or so Christians in Palestine. Yknow, the 1000 or so that remain after Israel drove the rest of them to leave from 2007-2020 ish.
In conclusion, you're fucking deranged to come in here as a blank blog with no history or proof that you're in any way personally affected by this and try to convince *anyone* that you know anything about this past whatever news right-wing news has been spouting off.
Respectfully, piss off.
so like I know my followers are probably all pro-palestine. I just saw a post asking why someone doesn't rb anything condemning hamas and the person responded basically that they don't condemn hamas so obviously they're not gonna rb that. So just to put into perspective why we don't condemn hamas:
Since the start of the "war", hamas has killed maybe 2000 people total. I cannot find a reliable source that clearly says how many of those were soldiers vs civilians (or really anything verifying any numbers on a quick Google search.), at least 560ish are for sure claimed to be IDF soldiers.
Since the start of the "war", the IDF has killed over 30,000 Palestinian people. They claim that just over 12,000 were hamas soldiers.
Assuming they are correct about estimates of how many of those casualties are actually hamas soldiers, the IDF has killed just over 2 civilians for every hamas soldier they've killed.
Israel has killed approximately 20 people for every person hamas supposedly killed. If the 560 is to be believed to be the only IDF casualties, Israel has killed 53 people for every soldier they lost. I want you to understand how insane that is. If someone killed someone I know and I killed 56 people in response I would be branded a terrorist and either locked in prison for the rest of my life, or simply executed the second authorities find me. I would be listed on this Wikipedia at the 13th spot under the "Serial killers with the highest victim count" section, going off exclusively confirmed deaths and not speculated deaths.
I'm not even going to bring up the child casualties because I've already proven my point. Israel cannot be trusted to determine who is in hamas, therefore whether or not hamas is wrong is entirely moot. Israel is not fighting hamas so it does not matter if we condemn hamas.
Whether the Palestinian casualties are hamas or civilians, Israel is committing genocide. Whether the Israeli casualties are IDF soldiers or civilians, Israel is committing genocide. There's nothing else to it.
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your tags on that literati post!! yes!! god I just love how she glances down at his lips before they kiss it’s such an intimate detail, not to mention I feel like it’s solid evidence to prove that she WANTED to kiss him, instead of whatever rory antis claim. like please. do you really think this was all part of an elaborate scheme to get back at logan? she WANTED to kiss jess. she got caught up in the moment.
Yeah, noticing her eyes flicker down like that... Like, he may have been the first one to lean in, but it really does look like she was definitely thinking about it before that. Ugh, that scene, that SCENE! It tears me apart in a million different ways! And I do agree with your take that she just got swept up in the moment (I've explained my take on her "I couldn't even cheat on him the way he cheated on me" before, and I do feel like her saying, "I just wanted to see your place, and... now this," indicates that she didn't plan things to end up this way), but the way the scene is written does make her motives easy to misconstrue, too. There's just so much complexity. Rory's a mess of complicated feelings here. She was feeling all the old chemistry with Jess again and feeling drawn in, but then she remembered Logan. And she loves Logan, but also hates him. She doesn't want to hurt him, but she's kind of pissed off at herself for it, because part of her feels like, "Why should I care if he gets hurt? He certainly didn't let his feelings for ME stop him from going after what he wanted!" But then, "going after what she wants" here (because in that moment, she did want Jess) wouldn't be fair to Jess either, because she can't give him what he wants, which in the end isn't a kiss or even just sex, because what Jess wants is HER, all of her. But she can't offer him all of herself, because a big part of her just can't let go of Logan. But she hates it, because she feels like Logan had no trouble forgetting about her. And she hates herself for hurting Jess, because it's painfully obvious that she did hurt him. (His face, oh my word.) So, yeah, I mean, it's not like she's entirely blameless, because she shouldn't have let it get that far (her looking down at his lips like that would indicate that she wasn't caught off guard when he kissed her. She read the signs and at least part of her wanted it to happen). She did lead him on, but it wasn't intentional in a premeditated sort of way. She didn't plan to "use him for revenge" or something. And then there's the layer of just plain miscommunication, because Jess's "So, you fixed everything?" wasn't exactly clear. Rory's hesitation before answering indicates that she at least suspected he MIGHT be referring to Logan, but I don't think she was absolutely sure about it either. I don't really know what was going through Rory's head. Was she thinking of Logan at all? Was she thinking, "Well, why shouldn't I? Logan certainly wouldn't hesitate." But anyway you slice it, it still isn't good. I love Rory, you know I do, but she's still flawed and human, and even though I really don't think she was being actively malicious, the combination of her (very real) attraction to Jess and her bitterness towards Logan made her thoughtless at best, and selfish in the moment. She might have been thinking of the way Jess made her feel, but she wasn't thinking about his feelings until it was too late.
I want to be clear that, even though Rory was acting selfishly here, I'm not condemning her for it. I've been thoughtless and selfish and careless with other people's feelings before too, and felt horrible for it afterwards. Does that make me a "bad person" overall? I don't know. Maybe it does. But it also means I have no right to judge Rory for it.
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Headcanon: Deku, the Serial Shipper
Contains- Mentions of sexual activities, established relationship - Bakudeku; Crack pairings- TodoIna, JiroMomo, UraTsuyu, UraTenya, DenkiSero, Kirimina, platonic Kiribaku etc.
(Beware- Long post)
Jesus Christ, I just had this HC and now I gotta spill, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight. Here's another annoying Long Post for y'all)
Deku, as a Pro Hero and Katsuki's Duo Partner, has a pretty hectic life since the media are crazy bloodhounds, the villains are a pain in the ass, interacting with fans becomes exhausting at times, and the critics are demons wailing for his blood.
Yeah, very hectic. And on top of that, there's very little time to relax. Most of the days he sneaks some solace in the gym, if he can buy more time he likes to read and immerse himself in his notebooks and research. Fighting Katsuki to blow some steam is a last resort to shed off weeks of frustration and only reserved for off-days or desperate times - because something like that inevitably devolves into gratuitous rough sex or worse, day-long fuck-a-thon. Not that Deku doesn't enjoy it, he simply doesn't have the time to indulge and he knows Kacchan doesn't either, so they try to keep their hands off each other unless the occassion begs for much-needed violent release.
But sometimes, you just want instant relief. Sometimes Deku just wants to kick back and relax like a normal person, go on the internet, without everyone hounding him for a piece of his mind.
So he does.
Under Anonymity.
Et viola @allmight9000 comes alive on several media platforms including Tumblr and Twitter. At first, Deku masquerades around as a hardcore All Might fan fighting anyone who dares to diss the retired Symbol of Peace . But since his retirement, his popularity has gone cold, not many heated debates take place around him anymore and as sad as this makes Deku, he decides to discover new venues.
Now, Deku knows there's this dark void of fanfiction lurking on the net and there's no escape from it should he ever set foot into it. He is also aware of the dark things that beckon him from the sewers like Pennywise the Dancing Clown (eg. All Might/Endeavour, Hawks/Endeavour, All Might Bowl, All Might/ Hero Harem, All Might/Midnight, All Might/Aizawa/Present Mic and so on), things he should rightfully keep a safe distance from. But this is fucking Deku we are talking about- ofcourse he dares to dip his foot into the murk of fanfiction.
For science, he thinks, and takes the plunge.
It all goes downhill from there.
One day, Katsuki comes back from his shift to find Deku face-planted into the sofa, he hasn't eaten lunch, hasn't bathed and is claiming trauma, repeatedly insisting that he has sinned and he is going to hell for it, then he shakily holds up a 367k word fic of Villain Might/Endeavour. Katsuki has to slap him back to his senses. Later that night, Deku calls up Toshinori and asks him for forgiveness, when Toshinori asks him worriedly, 'For what?', Deku assures him he DOES NOT wanna know.
After obsessively going through various tropes and completing every Enemies to Lovers / Mutual Pining / Unrequited Love fic there is (and there is a lot, Deku hates himself every day for it), waiting torturous weeks for dead authors to rise from the ashes for a teeny tiny update, Deku finally gives up his small lake of unfulfilling All Might ships (because frankly it's hard to find a fic that suits his tastes and convincingly fleshes out a love story around a man who has pointedly avoided romance for the better part of his LIFE or a find a fic which is COMPLETE) and sets out into the sea of Ships.
Bad Idea.
Very VERY Bad Idea.
(We know it, he knows it. Katsuki is the only one who is blessedly oblivious because he chooses not to wade into Deku's mental shit and compromise his own sanity.)
Strangely, Deku has come to take an odd satisfaction of returning to fan mentality of shipping two people without restraints (rarely more than two)-it's simple, senseless, easy. It gives his head a break from all the overanalyzing it does and gives him a small dose of endorphins when he cant work out, eat out or fuck out the frustration. He was adverse to it first, since these are strangers trying to ship two random people (people he is friends with), and it was unsettling to find so many people shipping them when they've BARELY had any interaction in canon real life! What's the premise of shipping them at all? He just didn't find any allure to it back then. So he kept his reads under fluff and under mature ratings because he feels uncomfortable reading smut about his friends.
But Deku had a 'Oh my God they were ROOMMATES' moment when Jirou and Momo announce that they are dating to the U.A. Alumni, that too after reading a really fluffy Creati/Earphone Jack fic which accurately referenced their public sightings together and spun it into plot-points quite masterfully. ( the author did a real good job on it) And the most horrifying thing about the fic, Deku finds, is the fact that NO ONE, not even the AUTHOR knows how correct they were in their estimates! No one except Deku.
That realization shakes the foundations of Deku's beliefs and morality as he wonders how many fics out there , sfw or smut, requited or unrequited love, enemies to lovers or lovers to strangers, fluff or smut have come so so close to the truth, been so damn close - like an alternate course of their love-story? and WHY IS NO ONE GIVING IT MORE KUDOS?
This is how Deku ends up being the most irredeemable Shipper of the universe- with a mission in hand:
To curate proof of all valid ships and to supply aforesaid proof of it to the world (as subtly as he can of course, so as to not compromise his own identity or the privacy of the Shipped.)
He begins to scour through the net for paparazzi photos, indulges in gossip, pries out information of who is dating whom from his Hero contacts, authenticates it, creates folders and subfolders of photographic 'proof' (they are just teasers really) and whenever anyone writes a fic that comes anywhere close to the real thing he makes sure to tag them in his tumblr/twitter post with photos which basically pour gasoline over their fiery passion to continue dreaming and writing fics around those Ships. Like:
You wrote a fic of Fluffy Iron Fist x Real Steel? Here you go- an obscure pic of them leaving her apartment together
Uravity x Ingenium and Uravity x Froppy? A love triangle that could possibly end in heartbreak?!! Damn, sistah, who knows? (She's confused too, imho) So here you go- Uravity getting tipsy with Froppy and Uravity snuggling to Ingenium under the rain.
One-shot of Chargebolt x Cellophane getting frisky in an alley? Honey, I gotchu. Here's a pic of them arriving at a villain scene together with dishevelled clothes.
All Might x Endeavour Slow Burn? My dear friend- here's a picture of the Symbol of peace roasting marshmallows with Shouto on flaming Endeavour merch. Please don't make me block you.
All Might x Midnight? Here's a pic of my mom, me and my Dad AllMight. Midnight, Who binch?
Celsius (Shouto) x Gale Force Stripper AU? Oh, hey, look I'm totally that one lucky guy who was in the right place at the right time, okay? I dont know these guys personally, OKAY? Not. At. All. But I have some Opinions™ about your fic? and pics to support it. Just wanna show you that maybe...i mean...MAAYYYYYYBEEEE...the stripper is Galeforce, not Celsius? Yeah? Don't worry though, You're doing good. Love the slow build, keep up the good work!
Deku becomes a sensational fic-writer-enabler and often gives inspiration to writers who are looking to write for a new fandom. Deku's got their backs.
He sinks so deep into this Shipping business that one day Katsuki catches wind of it. It was becoming painful to keep ignoring Deku's descent into madness. Katsuki was okay with it as long as the nerd did his job well and fucked him even better (which Katsuki will never admit to enjoying, even at gun point. Pull the trigger, you coward). So, yeah, Katsuki could have accepted all of Deku's weird stalkerish behaviours (even if they weren't fixated on him all the time anymore and the 'Kacchan, sugoi!' comments had plummeted drastically....who needs the shitnerd to validate his worth, right?! Right...it didn't make him pissed AT ALL. because admitting that would mean he enjoyed it, WHICH HE DID NOT, MIND YOU)
What Katsuki couldn't accept was Deku accidentally using his official Hero twitter handle to post a very platonic (but in the eyes of rabid fans- borderline homoerotic) pictures of him and Eijirou and posted it as #Ground_Riot. The fucking flood of Zeku-haters and pro-GroundRioters had the comments section on FIRE. The post goes VIRAL.
Deku, fucking DEKU, the man who is secretly ENGAGED to him, is promoting GroundRiot like NO ONE's business and HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE DID WRONG.
Katsuki finds Deku happily puttering around their shared apartment completely oblivious to the PR hell that has been licking at his heels. He immediately attacks Deku's account and is completely gobsmacked. Lo and fucking behold- every fifth picture in his blog is fucking GROUND RIOT.
Not just that, apparently, THIS MAN, his fucking FIANCE, is not only a renowned peacemaker in inane Ship wars, but is hailed as a Soothsayer of Ships for always correctly prophecizing "Ships that will Sail into the fucking Sunset', he is basically some minor god in the Hero fandom who is extorting excitement out of fic writers and fans alike so that 'the crime of incomplete fics' can be eradicated once and for all. And Deku's fucking commited to it.
(perhaps more commited to Ground Riot than his own betrothal because there isn't A SINGLE POST of ZEKU on his blog)
There's even a post where he answers an ask from anonymous. The question: "Are you also anti-Zeku? I have never seen you post anything related to that ship. Is it because you think it won't Sail?" And Deku answers shortly how he isn't explicitly Anti-Zeku, but doesn't like the idea of reading fanfics of that ship. He clearly witholds his opinion if the ship will sail or not. Katsuki also finds the chat which started all this shit.
Chat-
Hey! @allmight9000. I wanted to write a GroundRiot fic? Could you give me some inspiration?
Aww, sure! It's my favourite Ship tbh. I love GroundRiot. I have a whole gigabyte of inspirations in my laptop. I'll send you some when I get back home, okay?
Yup!!! I am actually a hardcore Zeku fan. But recently my friends got me into Ground Riot and I am addicted!! But Zeku will always have a special place in my heart <3
I see. :)
Do you wanna try it out? I know you mentioned you don't like it. But I know some REALLY good fics.
No thank you ^_^ I make it a point to not read those fics. I just can't visualize it working, you know?
Oh...np. Each to their own. But I really hope one day you try reading some if you can?
I don't think so ...😅...uh...but..Any preferences for your inspiration though? or genre youre interested in?
Fluffff!!
Haha, okay! Look out for the new post on my twitter!
YASSS!! Love ya!
You too!
Katsuki sees red, he's about to flip his shit when he decides to give Deku one LAST fucking chance to explain WHY THE FUCK is he promoting Ground Riot when he should be shipping Zeku and demands of him if he really wants their Fucking Ship To Sail Or Not.
Deku gets defensive and says of course he does. Katsuki asks why he has been trying to push him onto Eijirou all this time if he wasnt serious about it. Deku doesnt want to answer. Then Katsuki gets fruatrated and asks WHY the fuck didnt he post Zeku.
"Because I don't want to support it"
"We are literally fucking engaged, you moron. What the FUCK do you mean you don't support it?!"
"I support Us, Kacchan! I just don't wanna support Zeku-shippers! Those two things are different!"
"WHy dont you wanna support them?! tHere is No Difference!"
"There is! I am not obligated to do anything for you. But if I admit to shipping Zeku out loud to the shippers, then I'm obligated to post pictures of us and I know that if I start posting that then my blog will literally be a flood of just Us all over!!"
"What is WRONG with that?!!"
"WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ENGAGED IN SECRET! NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW! you said it yourself! That you don't like the useless yapping of reporters about your love-life where it isn't their business!"
"YEAH? WELL FUCK THAT!"
And Katsuki whips out his phone, takes a selfie of french kissing the hell out of Deku and immediately posts in on his twitter. Deku has hardly reeled back from that intense kiss when he realizes what Katsuki has done and he practically explodes in shame.
"Kacchan!! Our secret!"
"Your fucking fault, Deku. If I have to deal with the shitty extras at all, it better be for the right Ship, you dumbass. I'll punt you straight to China if I hear Ground Riot from your mouth ever again...capiche?"
"But I like Ground Riot...It's a valid ship, Kacchan. You cant diss on it just like that. It has wonderful scope, and the fluff in this ship is AMAZING. I think I have a soft spot for Uke!GZ and Soft!GZ now... and it is a really mutually productive ship unlike- hrmff!", Katsuki shuts him up with a smack to his mouth and sheds his shirt.
"Shut your mouth and strip, shitnerd. I'll fuck the Ground Riot out of you. Also, let's make this fucking clear that if you mention ANYTHING that goes anywhere near Eijirou's dick,ass, balls or mouth", Katsuki shivers, "then I'll wreck your dick, ass, balls and mouth. Remember that. Now STRIP"
"But what about platonically? That's a solid ship, right? Right, Kacchan? Also It doesn't mention Eijirou's- fuck!!!"
Deku gets wrecked thoroughly.
(Let's observe one moment of silence for his Shipping ass 🙏)
(r.i.p. Deku)
Katsuki later asks him why Deku doesn't read Zeku fics either, cause pretending to not like it to weasel out of obligation is fine, but it doesn't explain why he refuses fo read any either.
"A fic, especially the ones that I like, always are these perfect little stories which always have a happy ending. Can't help it, I'm weak to it, Kacchan- it's why I read fics at all, you know? For the rush of happiness and feels! It's always written with the intention that it will be perfect! And it is. But it doesn't come close to the real thing. There can be fics out there that come really close to what we really have though - but I refuse to accept that any fic could be better than the imperfectly perfect things I have with you, Kacchan. No matter what anyone insists, what I have with you is perfect to me. You are perfect to me. And that's all that matters."
Katsuki calls him an incorrigible sap and turns away to hide a violent flush that turns him red like a stop sign.
Omake:
Katsuki's #Zeku goes Viral too. But at this point no one understands what is going on or WHY. Because GZ appears to be a Zeku shipper when Deku is a GroundRiot shipper. Confusion abounds. Zac Efron memes agonize over Both ships, Captain America Japan Civil War Memes make a comeback. And for some reason, Deku keeps posting Ground Riot afterwards too and everytime he does, the next day he is seen limping.
"Did you have a hardtime with Zero-san at training yesterday?"
Before Deku can answer the one who asks him that, Eijirou comes up, winks and answers in his stead, "Very hard", and runs away to Mina's side before Deku has a shame-filled meltdown.
(The Ground Riot thing stops only when Mina and Eijirou get finally married.)
#bakudeku#katsudeku#katsuki x izuku#ktdk#bkdk#deku the shipper#humour#social media shenanigans#headcanon#fic idea#fanfic idea#too many headcanons#holy crap this was such a shit hc#deku ships kiribaku
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LOL you n me definitely have very similar opinions on things and I do appreciate having these convos in the fandom because at least i'm not the only one with these opinions loll 😭
YES EXACTLY. I used to hate Eddie, but rewatching some scenes with him in it I actually love him now. He's a very likeable character especially when talking to Chrissy. Jason is interesting too. I hated him, but I can appreciate him as a character because he added more stakes to the story and made it more interesting because we got to see the town's perspective on everything that happened in hawkins when they didn't know about the government.
But I agree with you exactly. "Because Jonathan" basically sums up my life at this point...
RIGHT. I have a serious problem too like he takes over my brain and I can't think of anything else really lol.
Yes I feel exactly the same. Elumax and Elmax are definitely my fav non-Jon ships. They're adorable and I've loved them since season 2.
Its just, I love the other ships, but it's hard for me to sit down and focus and think of fic ideas and headcanons for them. Like it's hard enough for me to focus on a Stonathan/Jargyle fanfic without thinking of a million new ideas so I don't think i'd be able to make content for other ships I like.
Yes, and I bet it sucks for them. Because they're an even smaller group of people than Stonathans. The hate for Jason is unreal. Like YES I 100% understand hating him, but also, I see it from another perspective. Theres been unexplained murders throughout the course of the years, the last dude your girl was seen with plays dnd, he possibly murdered her, dnd was seen as evil, boom connect the dots. That's reasonable for him to think. So it's understandable, but he is definitely hate-able. The thing that pisses me off the most, it's similar with angela too, is that they hate the actors for... acting? Like ST fans were harassing jason and angela's actors. Elodie is not some mean 80s bully in real life.. she's literally friends with Millie. And Mason isn't how he is in the show either, obviously. He isn't going around calling people satanists for playing a game. ANYWAYS BACK TO THE ORIGINAL COnVERSATION. Sorry I go on tangents a lot. But yes I feel for them too. Sadly yes I know my hyperfixation on Jonathan will end, I'll get burnt out, but I'm hoping it lasts for a while lol.
Yeah I don't care about Steddies anymore they really just piss me off. There are some that are truly nice but most of them clog tags and push their ship onto other people. Don't like jonathan? cool. Stop hating on us and talk about it with your jonathan anti friends and leave us in peace.
~~ATTENTION ST FANS~~
Jeddie = Jason [Carver] + Eddie
Eddithan = Eddie + Jonathan
I'm not complaining, just explaining because people keep tagging Eddithan as 'Jeddie' and it is hard to find Eddithan content because of the confusion.
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Peeves of mine that will have me fully supporting you getting your ass dragged no matter which side you're on
1. Crosstagging ship and/or character hate.
2. Reblogging/replying/screenshotting correctly tagged posts just to start some bs drama cos you don't socialize or go outside often. That shit is annoying for everyone. Fuck off.
3. Saying "this ship is abusive" when you basically ship something that could have said "abusive" themes applied to no matter how much reaching you do to make it seem otherwise.
4. Telling people to die for fiction (and all forms of violence like "choke, die, get raped,etc). It's overboard, insensitive and stupid and I really hope you get a nice visit from the cops for going that far off the deep end over shit that isn't even real.
5. Telling people what to do with their own art and stories.
If you don't like it, there's so many ways to avoid it without being a fucking dick about it. There's a lot of crap I don't like but I sure as hell won't go up to a person to tell them to stop what they're doing. It's their own shit and if it's correctly warned about I ain't even going to bother. The only time I see the correct situation for a call out is if there's plagiarism or if the person intentionally put it in a place to trigger people. Ex: rape pedo fic rated as K+ in ff.net that is a site with guidelines and tons of minors.
(People have even told me I shouldn't put warnings on my fics, for real now. People have even told me I shouldn't write same sex relationships either but you know what? It's MY fucking content, not theirs. At least I'm respectful enough to keep my shit where it's more suitable so I don't have this whole drama fiction nonsense often unless it's a crybaby or some arrogant kid that can't see my story is rated E for explicit adult. However if I see someone causing drama for this shit I support getting them told the fuck off just like I support writers that don't take necessary precautions with triggering fiction to get called out too. For real... Who in the fuck posts rape porn and rates it for kids? Fucking nasty ass troll. You deserve the hate. 😒)
6. Using ableist, phobic slurs and intentionally misgendering people out of anti spite.
7. Getting upset and acting immaturely after having someone going off on you for doing one or ALL the shit listed above.
I've had former followers do this shit before and I didn't tolerate it. Some even got mad cos even though I rant and do pro or anti shipping I didn't "defend" them when they did this nasty shit to other people and those people, within their own right, lit an internet fire on their anuses.
I don't fucking sympathize for people that do this. I don't even have to be nice to you. If you're an asshole literally asking for it with the things you do to upset people, then why in the fuck should I or anyone with any morals whatsoever, "defend" your "right" to cause drama and be an annoying shit stain?
I get pissed off at asshole behavior. I do call out bullshit I see that I find hypocritical in the situation. I can be both pro and anti cos I can see both sides of the story but holyshit don't expect me to fight for you if you asked for it.
By doing this crap I listed you need to have the cojones to fight your own battles without counting on others to get nasty in your defense. Go fuck yourself with these expectations.
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