#How Does He Shave

[uncanny-tranny]

Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3

[toubledrouble]

You know what we should bring back?

Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.

[hrnngsoup]

I was GOING to finish writing the sonadow fankid genetic writeup (more like vaguely scientific rambling) but. Sonic admitting he shaves in the fookin twitter takeover has changed EVERYTHING. I am not even joking. it has me staring up at the ceiling starfished on my bed and i have been in that state ever since

[wishchip106]

still wondering how they managed to keep his level of hygiene up after ten years

would’ve made more sense if his was matching with his ex husband

[kibutsulove]

prisoner ozai art

What the energybending + divorce combo does to a man

[pitconfirm]

I wonder what nando would look like without his veneers on

[brdeverdeen]

something something food as a manifestation of love. the i love you, i want us both to eat well poem. community and caretaking and feeding people as a love language. taking bad trades so that people can feed their families.

burdock, who could so easily survive on his own, out in the woods, and never need to return being unable to leave twelve because he could never leave everybody. his thoughts were filled with running off, knowing he could make it. tearful arguments with his ma about leaving (an 'i can but i can't' & 'i'll never stop worrying' never ending loop) knowing he could feed himself and survive physically, but being unable to live with the anguish of leaving people behind mentally.

not even just his friends and family. he's thought about who to take with him and how to take care of them, about what he could handle. but what about the family down the street who he trades with every week. the people in the hob who rely on him to bring in food or pelts or leather. he can't possibly take all of twelve with him.

his ma & cousins, aging, would struggle. most of his friends didn't like the woods the same way he did. and then he marries asterid & he's already asked her to move to the seam, how could he possibly ask her to run off to the woods & then they have babies to take care of and he's living out his nightmare (working in the mines) to provide for the girls he loves more than anything else in the world.

and then he dies and everything in twelve is a little less bright & a little quieter.

[rottiens]

not sora making me think about oliver's balls incredibly unfair. calling my lawyers and logging off for the rest of the night

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations ║ Stockholm, Poitiers, and the Austrian Alps [7/?]

[quietwingsinthesky]

i don’t think you have to “fix” anything about eleven’s canon behavior to make him seem “believably” asexual actually. from my pov he already acts extremely ace lmao. he loves flirting, he calls his car/life partner sexy, he kisses people A Lot, but like basically whenever sex becomes an actual thing he’s expected to follow through on, he dips. it’s fun for him in the abstract but uncomfortable in reality. reads as ace to me, through and through.

[joongdunking]

Just Joong shaving..

[gnome-adjacent-vagabond]

I don't know who needed to know this but I'm reading The Maltese Falcon and Dashiell Hammett himself said Sam Spade's chest is hairless. Fan artists, writers, do with that what you will.

Fuck it, I'm gonna put the quote here because it's ridiculous.

"The smooth thickness of his arms, legs, and body, the sag of his big rounded shoulders, made his body like a bear's. It was like a shaved bear's: his chest was hairless." --Hammett, pg 12

[furballfaggot]

ok nvm i was gonna think of weird gay horny shit and maybe write a personal "if god sees this im on the express lane to hell" drabble in my notes app about it but i got sidetracked somewhere along the way and now im thinking of what he does in his day-to-day when theres not a grand prix to win or a bounty to chase

[somedaytakethetime]

I beg your pardon..

Excuse me?

[frostedpuffs]

dash while im trying to gently clean shit off his butt: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! you are HARMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER IS EVIL??? MOTHER DARES TOUCH MINE BOOTY WITH A WARM WET CLOTH???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!! SCRATCHING YOU AND BITING YOU AND SCRATCHING YOU

dash when i give him a churu afterward:

[theangrycomet-art]

Can we see unmasked Tobe in your style?🥺

He's too powerful without his mask