#How Does He Shave

[uncanny-tranny]

Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3

[toubledrouble]

You know what we should bring back?

Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.

[hrnngsoup]

I was GOING to finish writing the sonadow fankid genetic writeup (more like vaguely scientific rambling) but. Sonic admitting he shaves in the fookin twitter takeover has changed EVERYTHING. I am not even joking. it has me staring up at the ceiling starfished on my bed and i have been in that state ever since

[wishchip106]

still wondering how they managed to keep his level of hygiene up after ten years

would’ve made more sense if his was matching with his ex husband

[kibutsulove]

prisoner ozai art

What the energybending + divorce combo does to a man

[pitconfirm]

I wonder what nando would look like without his veneers on

[rottiens]

not sora making me think about oliver's balls incredibly unfair. calling my lawyers and logging off for the rest of the night

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations ║ Stockholm, Poitiers, and the Austrian Alps [7/?]

[quietwingsinthesky]

i don’t think you have to “fix” anything about eleven’s canon behavior to make him seem “believably” asexual actually. from my pov he already acts extremely ace lmao. he loves flirting, he calls his car/life partner sexy, he kisses people A Lot, but like basically whenever sex becomes an actual thing he’s expected to follow through on, he dips. it’s fun for him in the abstract but uncomfortable in reality. reads as ace to me, through and through.

[gnome-adjacent-vagabond]

I don't know who needed to know this but I'm reading The Maltese Falcon and Dashiell Hammett himself said Sam Spade's chest is hairless. Fan artists, writers, do with that what you will.

Fuck it, I'm gonna put the quote here because it's ridiculous.

"The smooth thickness of his arms, legs, and body, the sag of his big rounded shoulders, made his body like a bear's. It was like a shaved bear's: his chest was hairless." --Hammett, pg 12

[furballfaggot]

ok nvm i was gonna think of weird gay horny shit and maybe write a personal "if god sees this im on the express lane to hell" drabble in my notes app about it but i got sidetracked somewhere along the way and now im thinking of what he does in his day-to-day when theres not a grand prix to win or a bounty to chase

[somedaytakethetime]

I beg your pardon..

Excuse me?

[frostedpuffs]

dash while im trying to gently clean shit off his butt: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! you are HARMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER IS EVIL??? MOTHER DARES TOUCH MINE BOOTY WITH A WARM WET CLOTH???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!! SCRATCHING YOU AND BITING YOU AND SCRATCHING YOU

dash when i give him a churu afterward:

[theangrycomet-art]

Can we see unmasked Tobe in your style?🥺

He's too powerful without his mask

[vaguehotels]

had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what

[meirimerens]

been wearing exclusively men's clothes ("""men's clothes""" you know what i mean. clothes tailored built and sold with men in mind. they're my clothes) for like 7 years now and it's leading to very funny instances of my dad desperately trying to give me some of his old things that don't fit him anymore like "it's too small on me and it'll be too big on you but you should try try it try it". & on one hand My Father. If I Wear This I Will Look Like I'm Wearing My (20+ cm taller than me) Father's Clothes. Because I Am. on the other hand. yeah lemme try that on real quick.