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Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3
#disability#sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY.#look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated...#...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan.#like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story...#...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not#anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense#sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you#i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only...#...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs
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You know what we should bring back?
Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.
#“progressive christians are ignoring the bible except for ”love thy neighbour“”#yeah well LOVE OVER VERSES#quit it. im tired of this. just. can we just be nice to everyone?? please?? peace and love on planet earth??#“being gay is a sin tho” “wow this is so immodest” do i look like i care? does jesus look like he cares? i dont think so.#go stab out your eye or smth if you wanna live by the law so badly huh???#funny how suddenly it isnt literal and shouldnt be done because humanity learned and grew since that was written#*points to the verses used to justify homophobia* i mean literally this whole concept changed since then it isnt even the same thing#screaming at the top of my lungs while punching the wall like please please dont cherry pick the bible#“*blank* is a sin” do you like seafood tho?? is your clothing from mixed fabrics?? did you shave??#im just saying that maybe you should let the spirit guide you instead of following the law blindly. what do i know tho. im just a stranger.#queer christian#progressive christianity#i guess??#my religious rants#leftist christianity? anarchist christianity? i do not know??
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still wondering how they managed to keep his level of hygiene up after ten years
would’ve made more sense if his was matching with his ex husband
#i demand long hair and unkept beard magneto#they brought out those plastic scissors you’d get in primary school#do they pour a bucket of water over him once in a while and call it a day?#bro looks like he shaves every morning and uses deodorant#kinda wondering how they even put him in that pit#they knock him out then install the sky light? tf#HOW DOES THE GUY WHOS BEEN IN PRISON FOR TEN YEARS LOOK BETTER THEN THE GUY WHO WASNT#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto#cherik#x men days of future past#charles xavier#no helmet i couldn’t disobey even if i wanted 😏#YOUR GAY 🤬🤬🤬
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prisoner ozai art
What the energybending + divorce combo does to a man
#atla#ozai#fire lord ozai#prisoner ozai#avatar the last airbender#sulove’s works#sad and pathetic middle aged man with two kids and an estranged wife#alcohol would fix him#the only privilege he gets in prison is an occasional shave#I wonder if he ever misses his firebending#I wonder how much he misses it#does his separation from it feel like he’s just lost a child? a vital organ? a part of his own identity and sense of self?#in this character study I will
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I was GOING to finish writing the sonadow fankid genetic writeup (more like vaguely scientific rambling) but. Sonic admitting he shaves in the fookin twitter takeover has changed EVERYTHING. I am not even joking. it has me staring up at the ceiling starfished on my bed and i have been in that state ever since
#how do i explain to people that my fur pattern theories were wrong#i am dismayed. betrayed. bamboozled.#SONIC IS NAKED AND YALL ARE LAUGHING. THIS FECKER SHAVES HIS STOMACH TILL HE IS PEACHY SMOOTH#AND HE DOES THE SAME TO HIS ARMS.#PEACH SKIN MEANS WHIIIITE FUUUUUUR#SONIC HAS BEEN WHITE THIS ENTIRE TIME#GENETIC BREAKDOWN? MORE LIKE GENETIC *BREAKDOWN*#sonadow#fankids#sonadow fankids#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth fandom#sth#genetics
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Dean is such a paradox for me because on the one hand, I have been actively triggered by him in the show, there are moments where, intentionally or not, the writers managed to create a portrayal of manipulation and abuse and control issues that it sets off actual alarms for me. And on the other hand, I would not have him any other way. There is something — not comforting, that’s too soft a word — about knowing where Dean’s actions stem from, having seen and learned all that we do about his childhood neglect and parentification and the trauma he goes through repeatedly in the show, and that he doesn’t come out clean. He comes out a goddamn mess who ends up hurting the people around him in reaction to his own pain!
There’s a reality there that’s. Almost nice, actually. Distressing to watch, but it is a fucking mess, it’s a good mess! He’s got zero healthy coping skills and a healthy relationship with say, his brother, is terrifying because it leaves him open to abandonment!
I’m not sure I’m wording this correctly. There is a way to be a good abuse victim. Take the pain, martyr yourself on it, and then, even if you have no support or idea how to, then you have to become a Good Person who never hurts anyone the way you have been learning to your entire life. Simply toss everything that shaped you out the door and emerge a saint with a tragic backstory. And Dean is not that. And that’s so fucking good. Everything that he has gone through continues to effect the way he treats the people around him, and he can’t fight the behaviors he might recognize as harmful because he also sees them as protecting him (or protecting Sam by keeping Sam with him.)
And sometimes, idk. It feels good to see a guy who didn’t heal the “right way.” Who mostly didn’t heal at all, just keeps the wound open because it’s easier that way.
#there’s a whole other bit to this about how like. it’s hard for fandom to hold the idea that someone can be both a victim and abusive#at the same time. that the ways someone has been hurt don’t always shape them into kindness and wide-eyed sympathy. occasionally it just#makes them hard to live with. and I think most obviously is the thing that a lot of what Dean does is an expression of love. of protection.#he’s very much his father’s son in that way. that’s why Sam. the guy he’s been Told to protect his whole life. is also the person he ends up#hurting the most. it’s tragedy. it’s realistic. it’s a good fucking mess.#and that’s why I don’t get interpretations of dean that are determined to shave off the ugly parts of his character. to me those are the#parts that make him a character worth revisiting. he’s so full of love. and he uses it to hurt people. he means to sometimes. a lot of the#time he doesn’t but hurts them anyway. he has been shaped by violence his whole life. and it’s just. I get why someone might take this#part of him away. to make him easier to love. because I get that he’s stressful to watch also like I get that. but he is.#he is compelling. in his anger and his controlling behavior and his strangling love. he is compelling in all the ways he has become this.#Dean’s degradation into these behaviors can be both a failure of a show that ran to long but also the believable trajectory of a man who#can’t heal. and I love him for that. I love him for emerging from pain as a angry sharp thing. I love that it brings the glimpses of him#being gentler and recognizing his actions as bad into stark relief. I love that this recognition often only lasts until he is hurt again and#then he backpedals into the safety of behaviors he knows will allow him to control a situation through force or manipulation.#it’s good fucking mess. you know? dean winchester everybody.#maybe I should have put all that in the main post. oh well. too late now.#spn#dean winchester#tw abuse
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Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests
#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g#art#fanart#ISAT#puyo puyo#in stars and time#madou monogatari#kitscribbles#sig puyo puyo#schezo wegey#arle nadja#ringo ando#sig really do be sig no last name#prince salde#their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde#you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager#sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig#Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student#i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU#i have it all mixed up#when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi#Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig...#I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender#Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that#favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well#sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house#thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now#How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas#Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior#in puyos and time
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I wonder what nando would look like without his veneers on
#like how much of the teeth did they shave down#does he just have those little stumps#much to think about
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not sora making me think about oliver's balls incredibly unfair. calling my lawyers and logging off for the rest of the night
#v speaks#I have questions...#does he shave????#I think about them right after a match#I'm hitting a wall tbh#I'm rage#unfair you made me think about how I want to lay my cheek on them and look up at him from below with dove eyes#my god#him in those stupid shorts#call an ambulance#stop this madness
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CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations ║ Stockholm, Poitiers, and the Austrian Alps [7/?]
#my post#screencap#carmen sandiego 2019#cs 2019 trivia#backgrounds#plus location IDs (or best guesses thereof) in the alt text!#edit: despite working at the Interpol bureau ID'd in S1 as being in Paris#Devineaux does /not/ look to have actually moved to Paris bc (as per S2E10) he shaves off his post-island beard in the same bathroom#as the one from which the Cleaners kidnapped him - which was def in Poitiers. so he IS making the 2h commute to/from Paris#which i suppose would at least have given him lots of time to think about how to use those shipping records to find VILE? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#also i've been sticking all the location/reference/nifty details i've picked up in the 'cs 2019 trivia' tag#for anyone else who likes playing 'Name That Landmark' when watching the show XDD#nixariel
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We all agree that OPLA!Sanji shaves his eyebrows. That’s something we all agree on right?!
#9yo!Sanji at the Orbit’s bathroom: *clumsily shaving his curly eyebrows off* I’m not one of them I’m not IM NOT#one piece#opla#one piece live action#black leg sanji#mark my words in season 2 Zoro will find him shaving his eyebrows at the ass crack of morning and he will NEVER be normal about this#Luffy: why does Zoro call you curly?#sanji: how about we shut the fuck up for a little while
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We stand (sit in the sand) with comrade Lime on this one
we all do...hes too valid
#though lime staying on the beach the whole time does rob mochi of the whole shirtless dripping wet lime scene#which sucks for her#mochi:...are you sure you dont wanna go swimming... ///#lime: (chilling) why you wanna see me shirtless that ba--#mochi: NO!! i mean no-- just wanted to make sure youre comfortable..//#but i like to think theres a little shave ice stand on the beach and he brings her a tasty little treat to keep cool#also. sunscreen scene mayhaps???!?!?!?!?!! put sunscreen on her back????!?!!?!#but it turns into a goofy discussion about how sunscreen is the ickiest thing ever#and also he sprays the cold ass sunscreen directly on her back and laughs about it#lime: boy now is actually a great time for mochi harassment hour#mochi: no its not. stop
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i don’t think you have to “fix” anything about eleven’s canon behavior to make him seem “believably” asexual actually. from my pov he already acts extremely ace lmao. he loves flirting, he calls his car/life partner sexy, he kisses people A Lot, but like basically whenever sex becomes an actual thing he’s expected to follow through on, he dips. it’s fun for him in the abstract but uncomfortable in reality. reads as ace to me, through and through.
#sorry. salty for a moment.#it’s honeslty more telling of you if you feel the need to shave off eleven’s canon characteristics to make him into a more ‘acceptable’ ace#person. a more palateable one. then just doing the legwork of going hm how would him being asexual effect what he canonically does#ace!eleven patron saint of flirty aces rise rise rise rise
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dash while im trying to gently clean shit off his butt: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! you are HARMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER IS EVIL??? MOTHER DARES TOUCH MINE BOOTY WITH A WARM WET CLOTH???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!! SCRATCHING YOU AND BITING YOU AND SCRATCHING YOU
dash when i give him a churu afterward:
#text post#good god ive never had a cat who LOATHES having his ass cleaned as much as dash does.#he is FLUFFy. he has LONG HAIR. he has CAT IBS.#sometimes he has NASTY DOOKIES THAT NEED CLEANING#ive never wanted to shave his butt bc i love how fluffy he is#but i think its time
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I think one thing that really sticks with me in interpreting how Dark Road shapes Xehanort is the fact that Xehanort truly was raised to believe himself to be the only one truly strong enough to do what needs to be done to save the world. An interesting thing I think is to look at the way Xehanort’s apparent perception of Baldr changes after his world tour...but not really the crux of his feelings about Baldr, which is that I truly think he sees Baldr as pathetic, in both senses of the word.
Before the tour, Baldr evokes pathos from Xehanort. He feels sorry for him; he takes the time to leave flowers on his grave, but crucially, does not actually express regret for killing him. What he expresses is that he thinks this is the best outcome for Baldr;
Xehanort: Baldr... Now you and your sister will always be together. You'll always have the light to share.
Killing Baldr was a mercy, from Xehanort’s perspective. Baldr wasn’t strong enough to handle the Darkness. He wasn’t strong enough to face a world of nuance alone. Not like Xehanort, who is determined to be strong enough. Who was born to be strong enough; who then decides to prove he’s strong enough by removing his armor in the space between worlds.
Then, there is the comparison between Baldr’s dying words, and what Master of Masters and Xehanort express before and after his world tour:
??????: Let me guess... You thought your heart was strong enough to withstand the darkness in there.
??????: Human emotions are complex. For example, what you feel toward someone you love isn't always good or well-meaning. It can be a false kind of light. Which begs the question: are these messy feelings that emerge from love still light? Or are they darkness?
Baldr’s love for Hoder was a false kind of light. It was one that smothered, one that made her responsible for his well-being. Baldr can’t separate his own feelings from other people’s; his worldview is completely self-absorbed. Other people are having feelings at him; Hoder is there to spread her light at him. He can’t see beyond his own pain and his own needs, and what love he has for Hoder is really about what she can do for him; a love that isn’t good, or well-meaning, but toxic for both of them until it kills them both.
Xehanort knows this. His experience, as Master of Masters asks about, tells him this; he saw first-hand how that false love destroyed both Hoder and Baldr, and their classmates as collateral damage.
Baldr’s last words have this to say:
Baldr: Xehanort... Do you see now? There's them...and there's us. When we find the strength to pursue our goals, they condemn us, insisting that our strength comes from darkness.
Then Xehanort goes on his world tour (and it seems strongly implied that he travels to the future during this time, experiences Dream Drop Distance and Kingdom Hearts 3, and comes back with those memories erased, but changed by the experience);
Xehanort: Those who are weak, and who desire greater power, simply strip the strong of their power, and convince themselves they've earned it. That's how people become tainted by darkness. They believe what they want to believe, using hollow reasons as justification. They repeat this cycle, and their darkness grows.
??????: So you're saying the weak feel the need to justify their actions to maintain a sense of self. Can't let that slide?
Xehanort: No, it's better they be ruled by darkness. People carry delusions of having power, but it's a lie.
Baldr is the sheep pretending to be a wolf, slaughtering their friends to build his own power through the act. Baldr no longer evokes ‘pathos;’ now, for Xehanort, he is the other definition of ‘pathetic;’ “miserably inadequate, of very low standard.” Xehanort’s opinion is now that Baldr was too weak to handle being weaker than Hoder, being weaker than his classmates, so he killed them all, and pretended that made him strong. He told himself lies about how they were feeling things at him, and how that justified what he chose to do.
Xehanort looks down on him. Xehanort will be better than him. Xehanort is truly strong, he believes; all his life, he’s been practicing control. Managing his own feelings. Keeping them separate from those of others, not allowing them to be tainted by the emotions around him. Being flawless, to be the change he was born to be. He will do what’s necessary to make sure nothing like Baldr can ever happen again, and he won’t let feelings get in the way. It’s the reason for his existence, after all.
What comes next is too important.
#khdr#Xehanort#tbh one of the things I find the most compelling about Xehanort is how ruthless he is#He understands emotions and feels them from others all the time#but he does not let them control him#he's condescending and dismissive of people who do#he looks down on those who let their feelings dictate their actions#I think one thing that's lost in translation in particular is the fact that shaving his head is clearly intended to be read as like#Becoming a Buddhist monk#A symbol of dedication to putting aside his worldly attachments to bring about the end of this world#and the birth of a new balanced world#His final act before beginning his plan in earnest is to cut down Eraqus who is his final worldly attachment#Xehanort as an old man is fully above petty things like crying over his lost friends anymore#He has bigger fish to fry#and he's going to fry them.#kingdom hearts dark road#kingdom hearts
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Can we see unmasked Tobe in your style?🥺
He's too powerful without his mask
#Tobe#Pucca#Headcannons#TheAngryComet ART#Life has been crazy and I have been hit by the Nostalgia Beam#This f*cker does not know how to shave properly#he's older here btw- in case that wasn't the case#I draw the Pucca cast older because as a kid I never realized that they were all supposed to be a bunch of middles schoolers#and a freshman drop out
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