#How Does He Shave
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Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3
#disability#sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY.#look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated...#...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan.#like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story...#...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not#anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense#sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you#i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only...#...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs
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You know what we should bring back?
Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.
#“progressive christians are ignoring the bible except for ”love thy neighbour“”#yeah well LOVE OVER VERSES#quit it. im tired of this. just. can we just be nice to everyone?? please?? peace and love on planet earth??#“being gay is a sin tho” “wow this is so immodest” do i look like i care? does jesus look like he cares? i dont think so.#go stab out your eye or smth if you wanna live by the law so badly huh???#funny how suddenly it isnt literal and shouldnt be done because humanity learned and grew since that was written#*points to the verses used to justify homophobia* i mean literally this whole concept changed since then it isnt even the same thing#screaming at the top of my lungs while punching the wall like please please dont cherry pick the bible#“*blank* is a sin” do you like seafood tho?? is your clothing from mixed fabrics?? did you shave??#im just saying that maybe you should let the spirit guide you instead of following the law blindly. what do i know tho. im just a stranger.#queer christian#progressive christianity#i guess??#my religious rants#leftist christianity? anarchist christianity? i do not know??
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I was GOING to finish writing the sonadow fankid genetic writeup (more like vaguely scientific rambling) but. Sonic admitting he shaves in the fookin twitter takeover has changed EVERYTHING. I am not even joking. it has me staring up at the ceiling starfished on my bed and i have been in that state ever since
#how do i explain to people that my fur pattern theories were wrong#i am dismayed. betrayed. bamboozled.#SONIC IS NAKED AND YALL ARE LAUGHING. THIS FECKER SHAVES HIS STOMACH TILL HE IS PEACHY SMOOTH#AND HE DOES THE SAME TO HIS ARMS.#PEACH SKIN MEANS WHIIIITE FUUUUUUR#SONIC HAS BEEN WHITE THIS ENTIRE TIME#GENETIC BREAKDOWN? MORE LIKE GENETIC *BREAKDOWN*#sonadow#fankids#sonadow fankids#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth fandom#sth#genetics
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still wondering how they managed to keep his level of hygiene up after ten years

would’ve made more sense if his was matching with his ex husband
#i demand long hair and unkept beard magneto#they brought out those plastic scissors you’d get in primary school#do they pour a bucket of water over him once in a while and call it a day?#bro looks like he shaves every morning and uses deodorant#kinda wondering how they even put him in that pit#they knock him out then install the sky light? tf#HOW DOES THE GUY WHOS BEEN IN PRISON FOR TEN YEARS LOOK BETTER THEN THE GUY WHO WASNT#erik lehnsherr#x men#magneto#cherik#x men days of future past#charles xavier#no helmet i couldn’t disobey even if i wanted 😏#YOUR GAY 🤬🤬🤬
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prisoner ozai art
What the energybending + divorce combo does to a man
#atla#ozai#fire lord ozai#prisoner ozai#avatar the last airbender#sulove’s works#sad and pathetic middle aged man with two kids and an estranged wife#alcohol would fix him#the only privilege he gets in prison is an occasional shave#I wonder if he ever misses his firebending#I wonder how much he misses it#does his separation from it feel like he’s just lost a child? a vital organ? a part of his own identity and sense of self?#in this character study I will
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I wonder what nando would look like without his veneers on
#like how much of the teeth did they shave down#does he just have those little stumps#much to think about
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not sora making me think about oliver's balls incredibly unfair. calling my lawyers and logging off for the rest of the night
#v speaks#I have questions...#does he shave????#I think about them right after a match#I'm hitting a wall tbh#I'm rage#unfair you made me think about how I want to lay my cheek on them and look up at him from below with dove eyes#my god#him in those stupid shorts#call an ambulance#stop this madness
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CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) + locations ║ Stockholm, Poitiers, and the Austrian Alps [7/?]
#my post#screencap#carmen sandiego 2019#cs 2019 trivia#backgrounds#plus location IDs (or best guesses thereof) in the alt text!#edit: despite working at the Interpol bureau ID'd in S1 as being in Paris#Devineaux does /not/ look to have actually moved to Paris bc (as per S2E10) he shaves off his post-island beard in the same bathroom#as the one from which the Cleaners kidnapped him - which was def in Poitiers. so he IS making the 2h commute to/from Paris#which i suppose would at least have given him lots of time to think about how to use those shipping records to find VILE? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#also i've been sticking all the location/reference/nifty details i've picked up in the 'cs 2019 trivia' tag#for anyone else who likes playing 'Name That Landmark' when watching the show XDD#nixariel
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i don’t think you have to “fix” anything about eleven’s canon behavior to make him seem “believably” asexual actually. from my pov he already acts extremely ace lmao. he loves flirting, he calls his car/life partner sexy, he kisses people A Lot, but like basically whenever sex becomes an actual thing he’s expected to follow through on, he dips. it’s fun for him in the abstract but uncomfortable in reality. reads as ace to me, through and through.
#sorry. salty for a moment.#it’s honeslty more telling of you if you feel the need to shave off eleven’s canon characteristics to make him into a more ‘acceptable’ ace#person. a more palateable one. then just doing the legwork of going hm how would him being asexual effect what he canonically does#ace!eleven patron saint of flirty aces rise rise rise rise
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I don't know who needed to know this but I'm reading The Maltese Falcon and Dashiell Hammett himself said Sam Spade's chest is hairless. Fan artists, writers, do with that what you will.
Fuck it, I'm gonna put the quote here because it's ridiculous.
"The smooth thickness of his arms, legs, and body, the sag of his big rounded shoulders, made his body like a bear's. It was like a shaved bear's: his chest was hairless." --Hammett, pg 12
#but does he shave it or wax it though#sam spade#the maltese falcon#throwing in a#humphrey bogart#for good measure#dashiell hammett#also he spends like half a page talking about how sam spade's face is made of eight different instances of the letter “v”#go off i guess
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ok nvm i was gonna think of weird gay horny shit and maybe write a personal "if god sees this im on the express lane to hell" drabble in my notes app about it but i got sidetracked somewhere along the way and now im thinking of what he does in his day-to-day when theres not a grand prix to win or a bounty to chase
#the pond#suggestive#<- kinda just for the implication of the first half#and im talking MUNDANE day to day. like how often does he shave his face. or whats his casual outfit look like#how hot is port town on the average day so i can deduce what hes wearing. does he read a book. whats he do for lunch#does he have to get groceries often. whats that look like. does he get groceries delivered#is he lonely. i hope hes not lonely
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I beg your pardon..
Excuse me?
#THESE ARE FROM FRIDAY????#WHAT IS GOING ON????#WHAT DOES HE HAVE???#WHAT DOESN'T HE??#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS AT TRAINING ON FRIDAY??#HOW COME ALL THEY KEEP SAYING IS THAT HE'S FINE BUT HE'S ALSO INJURED AND THEY'LL SEE AND THIS MAY LAST BUT IT MAY BE QUICK#WHAT IS IT!?#CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SAY WHAT'S GOING ON!?#HE GOT A SHAVE AND A TRIM!?#HE'S ALL SMILES AND PLAYING AROUND WITH HIS TEAMMATES!?#I'M CONFUSION!?#I'M DEVELOPING ANXIETY KASPER THIS DOESN'T HELP#I'VE HAD SEVERAL ANXIETY SPIKES THIS WEEK BECAUSE OF AN EXAM AND YOU'RE MAKING THIS IMPOSSIBLY WORSE#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#big daddy 🥺#but my god does he look good...#fellas is it gay to lust deeply after a man?#i'm asking for me#he spikes my anxiety AND my hormones..#he could spike my drink and i'd still drink it willingly...#he'd never do that that's why he could do it i'd let him mind your business 😤😤#my affairs are between me and god 😤
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dash while im trying to gently clean shit off his butt: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! you are HARMING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER IS EVIL??? MOTHER DARES TOUCH MINE BOOTY WITH A WARM WET CLOTH???? JAIL!!! JAIL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!!! SCRATCHING YOU AND BITING YOU AND SCRATCHING YOU
dash when i give him a churu afterward:
#text post#good god ive never had a cat who LOATHES having his ass cleaned as much as dash does.#he is FLUFFy. he has LONG HAIR. he has CAT IBS.#sometimes he has NASTY DOOKIES THAT NEED CLEANING#ive never wanted to shave his butt bc i love how fluffy he is#but i think its time
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Can we see unmasked Tobe in your style?🥺
He's too powerful without his mask
#Tobe#Pucca#Headcannons#TheAngryComet ART#Life has been crazy and I have been hit by the Nostalgia Beam#This f*cker does not know how to shave properly#he's older here btw- in case that wasn't the case#I draw the Pucca cast older because as a kid I never realized that they were all supposed to be a bunch of middles schoolers#and a freshman drop out
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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what
#lolaa.txt#what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa#also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men#and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man#so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face#that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin#you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to#never really have#im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are#if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box#then when would you have any space for self discovery#youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats#and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names#and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy#and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia#tw transphobes
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been wearing exclusively men's clothes ("""men's clothes""" you know what i mean. clothes tailored built and sold with men in mind. they're my clothes) for like 7 years now and it's leading to very funny instances of my dad desperately trying to give me some of his old things that don't fit him anymore like "it's too small on me and it'll be too big on you but you should try try it try it". & on one hand My Father. If I Wear This I Will Look Like I'm Wearing My (20+ cm taller than me) Father's Clothes. Because I Am. on the other hand. yeah lemme try that on real quick.
#he's been trying to convince me to try on this sheepskin/wool coat he bought in a thrift store in the 70s/80s#& on one hand. it will look like a cape on me. on the other. it does look warm as fuck.#thinking about it it's so fucking funny to me how my parents never GAF about 1) the lesbianism 2) the looking like a guy on purpose#3) the art school/fast track to unemployment but when i talk about wanting to shave my head they're like 😭😭🙁🙁😥😭 nooo 😥😥🙁😭 noooooo#neigh (blabbers)
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