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House Isekai Special: Sarge and Grif break everything

House Isekai ARR Masterlist Here

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- Sarge finished tightening the screw as he took a deep breath of relief.

(Sarge) "Ha, there we go! Simmons, how's it looking?"

(Simmons) "Systems are good to go, sir!"

- Grif walked out the base and groaned, the noise of the construction annoying him greatly.

(Grif) "Jesus Christ, what is the racket?!"

(Sarge) "Grif, over here on the double! Today, we're going to make Red Team history!"

- Sarge pointed at the Warthog, though there seemed to be nothing special about it.

(Grif) "...All that goddamn noise just to tweak the warthog?"

(Sarge) "Of course not moron! Our old baby can drive us through dimensions!"

(Grif) "...What?"

(Simmons) "Honestly, I don't have a clue either. He just told me to install it on the radio."

(Sarge) "Now, everyone hop in! We're going to Fodlan!"

(Grif) "Fodlan?! What the fuck are you doing there?"

(Sarge) "For too long our series has been ignored, Private! Hijacked by all those high hormonal teenagers and their fancy magic and shit! We're gonna go back in time and get some of that sweet main character action!"

(Simmons) "Sir if I may?-"

(Sarge) "I didn't ask-"

(Simmons) "The last time we did this and erased the blues, it messed with command really bad. Are you sure we should-"

(Sarge) "Of course I'm sure, now shut up and get the seat!"

(Grif) "Ugh, whatever. Let me drive three feet so we can get this over with, it isn't going to work."

- Grif and Simmons hopped on the Warthog while Sarge took shotgun.

(Sarge) "Now, boot her up!"

- Grif rolled his eyes under the helmet as he turned the radio on.

[Red Team Warthog Theme]

(Sarge) "Now, let's-"

- Sarge was interrupted as the Warthog exploded into a violent blue light, blowing Simmons backwards.

(Simmons) "SARGE, GRIF!"

(Grif) "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-"

(Sarge) "SON OF A BI-"

- The two were ripped apart into atoms as the Warthog disappeared and the music interrupting abruptly...

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Phasmophobia

- Sarge and Grif continued to scream as the Warthog materialzed itself into the area, driving straight forward into a wall.

(Sarge) "Grif, are you dead?!"

(Grif) "God I fucking wish."

(Sarge) "Damn it. Oh well."

- Sarge hopped out of the Warthog and looked around.

(Sarge) "Where the hell are we?"

- He noticed it was nighttime, and turning around into the wall they crashed in, it appeared to be a normal house.

(Sarge) "Feel bad for the poor fella who lives in here."

(Girl's Voice) "Guys? Was that you?"

- Sarge cocked his shotgun and pointed it at the direction the voice, it coming out of a truck.

(Grif) "Hey, didn't that sound familiar?"

- A petite girl walked out the truck's back and screamed when she saw the two of them.

(Rise) "OH MY GOD!"

(Sarge) "Hey, you're that kid from the whatchamacall it? Person Users?"

(Rise) "A-And you are?"

(Sarge) "Come on, you know us! Everyone does!"

(Rise) "..."

(Grif) "The Reds? And Blues? Does that ring a bell kid?"

(Rise) "I...No."

(Sarge) "Well, it's high time we change that! Now why are you parked outside this house?"

(Rise) "Hunting for ghosts. Well, hunting is the wrong word, more like just finding out what it is."

(Grif) "I'll sit in the van then-"

(Sarge) "You wish, fatso! We're going in and blasting this son of a bitch!"

- Sarge cocked his shotgun and marched straight in. Grif sighed as he tagged along while Rise grabbed a radio.

(Rise) "Uh, guys? We got two guys entering the house."

- Sarge kicked the door open and looked around.

(Yu) "Woah!"

(Claude) "Yikes!"

(Lysithea) "OH GODDESS-"

(Sarge) "Ah, finally a true familiar face! Claude, it's your old pal Sarge!"

- Everyone was quiet when they looked at each other in confusion.

(Sarge) "...You ain't got a single clue who we are do ya?"

(Claude) "Not in the slightest."

(Sarge) "Welp. We tried. Start the radio again, Grif! We're out of here."

(Grif) "Fiiiiine."

- As soon as Grif reached for the door, it slammed on him.

(Grif) "What the fuck?"

- The lights flickered off and on rapidly, heartbeats beginning to become audible.

(Lysithea) "A HUNT?!"

(Yu) "Uh oh, we gotta hide!"

(Claude) "Right beh-"

(Lysithea) "BEHIND YOU!"

(Sarge) "Out of the way, son!"

- Sarge grabbed Lysithea's head and shoved her to the floor, aiming his shotgun right behind Claude as a ghostly figure reached for his neck.

(Sarge) "HAHA-"

BLAM!

The ghost and Claude's limbs flew into several directions as the sound of buckshot rang across the house.

The walls now firmly painted with ethereal and Golden Deer blood, the hunt stopped, leaving everyone stunned.

(Sarge) "Hands off our student you-YEEEEESH."

- Lysithea and Yu's eyes were wide open staring at the mangled mess that was their friend.

(Rise's Voice) "Aw man, did another ghost get him? I'm seeing his vitals dropped to 0!"

(Sarge) "...Start the car, Grif."

(Grif) "O-On it sir."

- Grif and Sarge ran to the Warthog and immediately started the engine once more, teleporting out of existence...

Isekai Crossing

[The Roost - Animal Crossing OST]

- Megumi stirred the sugar in her coffee as the steam slowly came off it, giving off a lovely aroma.

(Brewster) "Coo...You should drink it before it gets cold, Megu-nee."

(Megumi) "Ah, I have been stirring it for a while, haven't I?"

- She finally took a sip of the drink as she looked into empty space, reminiscing.

(Megumi) "I was just thinking about something from back home."

(Brewster) "...Your real home?"

(Megumi) "Yes. I remember trying to put on a suit back then, thinking I would look more professional than the purple dress you see now."

(Brewster) "...It not your style?"

(Megumi) "Oh, it certainly is...Let's just say um...My size isn't what it used to be."

(Brewster) "...Perhaps you could ask the Able sisters to-"

CRASH!

[AGGRESSIVE POLKA]

- Megumi screamed as she leapt into the air as a Warthog suddenly materialized into existence, breaking and clipping through the roof of the cafe.

- Brewster simply looked up, his annoyance not conveyed through his glasses.

(Sarge) "Agh, son of a bitch!"

(Grif) "Holy fucking shit, how are we not dead?!"

(Megumi) "W-WHAT IN THE?!"

(Sarge) "Well well, if it isn't the teacher! Mary, right?"

(Grif) "Sarge do you ever remember the name of the people we existed alongside with?"

(Sarge) "If they're not with Red Team, then they're not important enough!"

- Sarge hopped of the Warthog's passenger side and held out a hand.

(Sarge) "You do the American education system proud, Mary!"

(Megumi) "B-But, I'm not-"

- Sarge grabbed her hand and shook it aggressively.

(Sarge) "Anyways, we need your help! You're one of the most popular characters that's existed on this blog, and we need you to promote us!"

(Megumi) "What are you even talking about?!"

(Sarge) "We'll explain on the way, now come on!"

- Sarge tossed her up into the Warthog as she screamed, and flicked the radio knob, disappearing.

- When the Warthog disappeared, the ceiling dropped a massive slab of concrete that broke the family table.

(Brewster) "...Not coo, dudes."

[Twice Stricken - Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers OST]

ARR: Part 3

- Lisa raised her book and a concentrated spell shot out, the strength of it rushing it forward as it collided into more trees and away from everyone.

- When Lisa turned her attention back to the Hypostasis, she realized it had formed two giant walls.

- Lisa’s eyes widened as she tried to brace herself for the shock, the walls closing on her and the force sending her into a tree.

- Lisa’s body tumbled onto the floor and out in the open, her vision going in and out from the attack.

(Kairos) “Lisa!”

- The Hypostasis began to form it’s drill shape again while Kairos and Elizabeth rushed to Lisa’s defense, shooting whatever spell they could as it began flying to them.

- Musse and Towa tried to help with their guns, but they were having no effect.

- As it got closer, Kairos tried to pick up Lisa to move her, joined by Elizabeth as it got dangerously close to tearing through them.

- Although there were no trees nearby for it to be a hazard, they still couldn’t move fast enough with Lisa in hand to get out of the way safely.

(Familliar boy’s voice) “COMING THROUGH KIDS!”

- Kairos and Elizabeth were tackled by Kazuma while Aigis got in front of Lisa.

(Aigis) "ATHENA-"

[AGGRESSIVE POLKA]

- The Warthog blinked into existence blasting music as it fell on top of the Hypostasis, crushing it underneath the weight.

- Aigis and everyone else looked shocked and almost had to resist moving on instinct due to the fight they were in.

(Sarge) "What the devil did we just land on?!"

(Grif) "Ah shit, did it hit our wheels?!"

(Kazuma) "The fuck!?"

(Elizabeth) "I-Is that one of your friends?"

(Aigis) "I believe I would have remembered music this obnoxious."

(Sarge) "Oh hey, you're that robot girl from the Person Users!"

(Aigis) "...I am a Person User, yes...?"

(Grif) "Great. Megumi, tell 'em how good red team is so Sarge can let us go home."

(Kazuma, Towa, Aigis) "MEGUNEE?!"

- Towa and Musse came out of cover and saw a terrified Megunee sitting on the turret side of the Warthog.

(Megumi) "When did you all get here?"

- No one said anything, not sure how to respond.

(Kazuma) "Is...that really you?"

(Megumi) "Huh? Do you not remember coming to the island?"

(Sarge) "We're Red Team! We were with you back before we had to make the big move!"

(Grif) "Sarge, they think you're fucking insane."

(Kazuma) "Finally you're making sense-"

(Grif) "And god, I forgot how much of an asshole you were."

- Kazuma shoved his finger to Grif's mask.

(Kazuma) "Don't start picking fight with me lardass! I don't even know who you are!"

(Sarge) "Eh, fuck it. Lost cause, NEXT!"

- Sarge turned the radio knob and the Warthog blinked out of existence.

(Musse) "...Instructors?"

(Towa) "Well, that was...Something."

(Aigis) "Let us assess the damage and then...Where is Kazuma?"

Attack on Titan AU

[ətˈæk 0N tάɪtn ＜WMId＞- Hiroyuki Sawano]

- The Titans flooded into the Trost district while civilians fled, trampling over each other to escape the impending doom.

- Jean, Connie, and Sasha flew through the roofs of the buildings on their 3DM gear.

(Jean) "Shit, they're getting in!"

(Sasha) "Do you think Captain Rean and the others will get here in time?!"

(Connie) "They freakin' better, or we're dead!"

- Overhead they saw a gray blur fly past them at startling speeds.

- A Titan that was approaching their location suddenly spasmed violently, a fountain of blood shooting out as it fell over.

- Right behind that Titan, was the Silver Titan.

(Connie) "H-HOLY SHIT!"

(Sasha) "I-Is that the-?!"

(Jean) "That thing is buying us time to get the civilians out, we need to hurry!"

(Connie) "T-Titans on our left!"

- The three of them drew their blades out, ready to fight.

- The Titan slowly walked towards an escaping child, tripping over herself as she was covered in dirt and blood.

(Girl) "P-PLEASE HELP!"

(Jean) "Hang on, kid!"

- Jean fired his hooks out to the building behind the Titan and flew off, Sasha and Connie quickly joining him.

- As they prepared to flank the Titan, their hooks suddenly gave out and causing them to crash onto the floor.

(Sasha) "W-What the heck just-"

[AGGRESSIVE POLKA]

- The Warthog came flying out of the street, making the child dive onto the floor as it went soaring overhead.

- It crashed into the Titan's legs and making it trip, it's head landing into the building on the right.

- The Warthog made a screeching halt as it barely avoided hitting the three cadets.

(Sarge) "Oh great, now where the heck are we?!"

(Grif) "How the fuck should I know?!"

- Their visors immediately faced the cadets, who were staring at them wide-eyed.

- Connie and Sasha were wide eyed and jaws agape while Jean had the most confused expression anyone saw.

(Megumi) "...H-Hello?"

(Kazuma) "HOLY FUCK WE'RE ALIVE!"

- Everyone screamed as he came crawling out from underneath the Warthog.

(Kazuma) "How the fuck are you two doing that?!"

(Sarge) "Doing what?"

(Kazuma) "The fucking teleport- TURN THAT MUSIC OFF!"

- Kazuma punched the radio, finally giving a moment of peace.

(Kazuma) "The fucking teleporting! How?!"

(Grif) "Actually, that's a good question. How did you make that?"

(Sarge) "I told you, that's what I was working on earlier! We interrupted your little beauty sleep to show the space time continuum who it's daddy is!"

- Megumi ignored them as she looked at the three cadets with worry in her eyes, before noticing the child.

(Megumi) "Oh my god!"

- Megumi got off the Warthog and ran towards her.

- Finally, they seemed to snap out of it.

(Connie) "Wha-HEY! LADY, IT'S NOT SAFE OUT HERE!"

- Sasha and Connie ran after her.

(Megumi) "Are you okay?"

(Child) "Y-Yes..."

(Connie) "You need to get into the interior, here!"

- Connie offered his hand before everyone froze, seeing the legs of the Titan start to move.

(Kazuma) "Uh, what is that?"

(Sasha) "TITAN!"

(Grif) "Finally, I get to use this!"

- Grif hopped onto the turret and squeezed the trigger, unloading bullets onto the Titan.

(Grif) "EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!"

- Kazuma and Sarge stepped back as they pulled out their weapons, the eyes slowly drifting down at them.

(Kazuma) "Blegh! So goddamn creepy!"

(Sarge) "Come on, Scum-uza! LIGHT THAT DIRTBAG UP!"

(Kazuma) "...What did you just-"

- Sarge cocked his shotgun and fired, realizing that it did nothing.

- Jean shook off his shock and used his 3DM to hook onto the building above them.

(Jean) "CONNIE, SASHA!"

- Sasha grabbed Megumi and the child and flew to a safe distance while Connie grabbed his blades and launched into the air, gaining momentum.

(Sarge) "Grif, get the Warthog outta here!"

(Grif) "What? But I never get to use the turre-"

- The Titan's leg kicked the Warthog into the air, Grif hanging onto the turret for dear life as he was screaming.

- The wires of Connie's 3DM hooks got snagged into the Warthog, and dragged him with it.

(Connie) "WAGH?!"

- Sasha set Megumi and the Child down as she reached for her blades.

- Before her eyes went wide as the Warthog flew into her, miraculously not crushing her to paste as she was only hit by the glass part.

- Her gear misfired and wrapped around Megumi, dragging her with them.

(Sarge) "DAMN IT GRIF, YOU BETTER NOT RUIN THAT THING!"

- As it was flying off, Connie's face hit the radio knob, starting to phase them into nothing.

- Sarge and Kazuma quickly vanished into a beam of light, leaving Jean and the child to wonder what the hell happened.

...

(Eren) "We can't die here...can we, Armin?"

- Eren could barely keep the jaws open as he slowly reached out one hand to Armin.

- Blood and tears began to blur his vision as his voice barely managed to go above a whisper.

(Eren) "You were the one who told me about it, that's why I want to go outside...!"

(Armin) "EREN, HURRY UP-"

- Before Armin could finish his sentence, the Warthog came flying out of nowhere and smashed the side of the Titan's head, crushing Eren in the process before it vanished.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[Tropical Eden - Subnautica OST]

Subnautica AU

- The Warthog teleported above the ocean waters and slammed down, the people teleporting above safely, mostly.

- Grif was on the side of the Warthog while Connie's head was facefirst into the radio, Sasha almost passed out as her body floated above the water with the wires scattered messily.

- Megumi was trying not to throw up from being tossed around as she laid against the back, water hitting her in the face.

- Sarge and Kazuma teleported in the air and landed in the water.

(Kazuma) "BLAGH! BLEGH! GOT IN MY MOUTH!"

(Sarge) "Oh, a beach!...Where's the land? Grif! At attention!"

(Grif) "Yeah...J-Just...fucking hell my head...."

(Megumi) "N-N...No one's dead, right?"

(Connie) "GOD...I WISH I WAS..."

- Megumi poked her head out and helped Connie up onto his back.

- She reached for Sasha's arm before accidentally falling into the water herself.

- Megumi moved to rub the saltwater out her eyes before realizing something.

(Megumi) "Wha...?"

- She didn't have to. She could see perfectly fine underwater, and it was only then she remembered where this was.

(Megumi) "Planet 4546B?"

(Sarge) "Planet whatsitnow?"

(Kazuma) "W-Wait okay hold the phone, Megumi you've been to an alien planet before? Since when?"

(Megumi) "Well we all went here. Though from what you-...Er, another Kazuma told me, we've been here twice now."

(Sasha) "Ugh...-W-What the heck?! Why's there water everywhere?!"

(Connie) "OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!"

(Grif) "You guys never seen an ocean before?"

(Connie) "What the hell is an ocean?!"

(Kazuma) "...Evidently not."

(Sarge) "Anywho, I say we skidaddle the heck outta here-"

GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

(Grif) "...What the fuck was that?"

- The Warthog rocketed into the air as a massive serpent grabbed it, pincers about to crush it.

- Megumi, Kazuma, and Sarge were flown off as Grif, Sasha, and Connie were caught on top.

- All three of them screamed as the Warthog was brought underwater, it beginning to short circuit while the pincers made the Warthog crush under pressure, the radio in the process sparking.

- It blinked everything, including the Reaper Leviathan out of existence.

...

(Sothis) "-And just what do you think you're doing, child?!"

(Child!Byleth) "Enjoying my day off?"

(Sothis) "Weren't you supposed to be helping Lysithea with her studies?!"

(Child!Byleth) "It's obvious that she doesn't want me there to train, so why would I bother?"

(Sothis) "Ugh, you are seriously lacking social cues!"

(Child!Byleth) "Says the kid who's been talking to only another kid all her life."

(Sothis) "You need to start paying better attention to how she acts!"

(Child!Byleth) "You're starting to sound like Dimitri."

HOOOOOONK!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

- Byleth and Sothis turned around and saw the Warthog and Reaper Leviathan appear, followed by screaming and water-vomiting Sasha, Connie, and Grif.

(Sarge) "GREAT JUMPING JAHOVA'S WITNESS, IT'S A SEA MONSTER!"

(Megumi) "AGH! Ugh, I never get used to seeing Reapers!"

(Kazuma) "WHAT THE-...Byleth?"

- Everyone turned to face him.

(Sarge)" ...Why are you so small, son?"

(Kazuma) "H-Hey, Sothis."

(Sothis) "...Hi?"

(Megumi) "He...He looked so cute as a kid! Hah, wait until Sara-"

- The Warthog began to short circuit again and disappeared, leaving the Reaper Leviathan to suffocate without the water.

(Seteth) "Byleth? What was tha-GOOD GODDESS!"

(Child!Byleth) "...What do I even say to this?"

...

- The Warthog teleported to a cold surface as snow gently fell onto everyone.

- Sasha and Connie finished vomiting out all the seawater as they stumbled forwards.

(Sasha) "C-Cold...why's it so cold?!"

(Connie) "Where even are we?"

(Sasha) "...I don't know, but I think we should leave."

(Connie) "Why?"

(Sasha) "That."

- Sasha lifted a finger, eyes wide.

(Connie) "...Oh."

[To The Edge - Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers OST]

One brings shadow, one brings light

Two-toned echoes tumbling through time

Threescore wasted, ten cast aside

Four-fold knowing, no end in sight

- Lahabrea was the first one to take a step, with Byleth following close after. They circled each other, watching each other’s hands.

- Byleth swung first, activating the whip and swinging it at Lahabrea’s legs.

All our splendour bathed black in silence Our surrender a sombre reverie

(Sarge) "Ah, Shadowbringers."

(Grif) "What the fuck are you on abou-oh."

(Kazuma & Megumi) "BYLETH!"

- Kazuma and Megumi watched in horror, seeing Lahabrea and Byleth fight, realizing what happened before he disappeared.

- To Sasha and Connie however, it looked like two clones dueling for no reason.

(Sarge) "We're too far into the timeline, boost us back a little!"

(Grif) "How the hell do I do that?"

(Sarge) "For god's sake, stand aside."

- Sarge twisted the right knob a bit to the left.

- Immediately, they teleported ahead into the future.

(Sarge) "See, like that! Now where are-"

[Ultima (The Primals) - Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers OST]

(Aigis) “EVASIVE MANEUVERS!”

- Crimson’s thrusters roared as it scorched the ground and trees behind it, rocketing towards the group.

- Rean, Astrid, and Stefan were too slow as they were caught in its tackle, crashing and obliterating the forest as it carved a straight path of destruction.

(Edelgard) “REAN!”

- Valimar was relatively unharmed as it tried to stand back up before being grabbed by Crimson.

- Kazuma and Megumi watched in horror as House Isekai was getting mauled by this mechanical monstrosity.

- Sasha and Connie's mouths remained open watching in horror as everything before them was too much for their brain to process.

(Grif) "Sarge, this is Part 4!"

(Sarge) "I have eyes underneath my eyebrows, numbskull! I think I turned it a bit too far into the future.-"

BZZZZRRRT!

(Sarge) "HA! Now I definitely got it."

[Inception - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward OST]

Beneath the gazing stars,

Vales deep and valleys dark.

- Sitri led the remaining House Isekai members to Fhirdiad as the snowstorm raged against them, all of the students weak and tired.

Betrayed by loyal hands, her wrath stirred...

- The Auxiliary remained quiet as they looked around, as if expecting another ambush.

- Kairos, Helena, Astrid, and Elizabeth were the quietest among everyone, being bothered by the cold winds the least.

(Sarge) "Ruh roh, too far! TOO FAR INTO THE FUTURE! GRIF, PUNCH IT TO THE RIGHT, NOT LEFT!"

(Grif) "OH SHIT, UH-"

- Grif literally punched the knob, and everyone disappeared.

BZZZZRRRT!

SLAM!

(Makoto) "HUH?!"

(Kyoko) ?!

(Sarge) "Aw damn it, look what you did! You sent us too far back!"

(Grif) "H-Hey, don't blame me, I panicked!"

(Sasha) "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!"

(Connie) "Oh uh...Hey."

(Makoto) "Are you guys the military?"

(Megumi) "With...all due respect, do we look like military?"

(Kyoko) "Erm...Could you at least tell us how you got in here?"

(Kazuma) "Teleporting, long story..."

(Sarge) "Wait wait, hang on, I always wanted to see something!"

- Sarge used the stock of his shotgun to hit Makoto in the face.

(Makoto) "AUGH! OW OW, WHY?!"

- Sarge moved his hand and saw pink blood running out.

(Sarge) "HAHA! IT IS TRUE, YOU DO BLEED PEPTO BISMOL! Alright, getting us outta here, YOU GUYS SUCK BY THE WAY!"

- Sarge punched the button one final time, and disappeared.

(Kyoko) "Makoto, are you okay?"

(Makoto) "Ugh...No. No I'm not. Ultimate Lucky student my butt..."

...

- The Warthog mid teleportation stopped, and threw everyone into a vortex.

- Everyone screamed as they let go of the Warthog, Megumi disappearing into a pink mist while Kazuma's scream fluctuated as he exploded into dust.

- Sasha and Connie's 3DM gear malfunctioned and rocketed them towards into a fire, quickly vanishing.

- Sarge and Grif flew out and quickly appeared back at their base, the Warthog flying out, crashing and tumbling through the terrain and then finally exploded itself out of existence as the pieces went into several other AU's and timelines.

(Simmons) "Oh thank god you guys are alright!"

(Sarge) "Ah rats, we didn't accomplish our goal."

(Grif) "HOME! HOME SWEET FUCKING HOME!"

- Grif immediately ran back into the base while Simmons looked in confusion.

(Simmons) "So...how badly is the timeline fucked for us?"

(Sarge) "Eh, it'll survive...Probably. But as long as we get our AU back, we'll come out on top!"

(Simmons) "...Did we have to go through all that though? I mean, the fact we're even having this conversation means we didn't have to go through the timeline, we could've just waited! Besides, our part in the new House Isekai is about to come out!"

(Sarge) "..."

(Simmons) "..."

(Sarge) "...Simmons?"

(Simmons) "Yes sir?"

(Sarge) "Shut up."

(Simmons) sigh "Yes sir..."

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