#Horropedia is there because Tooth Fairy told him to do it (she threatened him) and he's doing his best okay??
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the-blossica-fan · 4 days ago
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Arcanist race, on foot and mounted. Who instigated it, who organized it, and what shenanigans ensue?
Instigated it is such a foreign word... Uhm, translation did not help me.
It's probably Spathodea and Ulu's idea! They set the stage for friendly competitions, and with Vertin's wilderness at their disposal, they're probably able to run a couple events. With Vertin's permission.
If she's free, I'm pretty sure it's Vertin who organizes everything and prepares the wilderness. If not, they'll have to go through the pain of another form that has to be submitted to Vertin's upper up that allows them to use the Wilderness for these purposes.
What shenanigans ensue? My Lord...
First of all, you have characters like Jessica, Jiu and Darley Clatter with an insane advantage, and if Getian even wants to participate, then him too! Assuming Jiu can just turn into a Lushu anytime.
Darley Clatter is a dude of sports, he's also a wooden horse with wheels. He's sporty, he's a horse that I assume doesn't get tired easily, and he has wheels.
Next is the half-animal arcanists (Pickles wouldn't want to participate anyway), Getian and Jessica.
—If Getian participates (unlikely), he can fly all the way to the end with no problem, therefore making anyone running stay behind in seconds, having only the ones mentioned before following (Oh, and Lilya too but I don't think they'd allow her lovely girl with her, the broom).
—Then you have Jessica, a half deer that can shape shift anytime. If she wants to, she can be the fastest animal on earth or she can just run in her base form. She's still tied to her own stamina, not 100% sure if her speed as Anne has to do with pretending, the human form she's not used to, or if that's her actual speed and she gets tired easily. It'll depend, but shape shifting is still a big deal.
Special mention to Jiu because if she can turn into a Lushu, this is a horse race now.
To make things fair, they should definitely separate the non-humans from your usual arcanists, as this could be (and is) an unfair advantage. Thus, you have whoever wants to participate in the race and the non-humans and awakened running separately.
It'll be funny to see Madam Lucy run tho. She either speeds up so fast due to having a robotic body that can do whatever, or running at a normal speed then stopping mid-race because her battery got to 50%
I think the race might be also unfair for some. Bkornblume, Lilya, Pavia, Spathodea and those trained under SPDM are running with people like Eternity, Oliver Fog, Ezra and so many others who are not into fitness.
Though Ezra has to sit down, he's a human and despite there being equal treatments, arcanists' advantages are still taken into account.
You have bad losers like Lilya, the funny people running like Regulus (she runs like she's being chased by the police, girl chill), or this one dude helping everyone run faster (Shamane and J)
There's some people who wouldn't participate. Those being Zima, Isolde (her condition doesn't allow her to and she doesn't want to either), Cristallo, Mesmer Jr, Semmelweis (Bela begged her but she said no), Lorelei, Balloon Party and a couple others I'm trying to remember.
Yeah John Titor is there and she struggled, if ONLY she would put down that damned machine (2.3 garment)
And it's also funny seeing Kakania run, similarly to Regulus, she looks like she's being chased (Diggers too, what's with these people)
Bit torn on who wins on both sides, so you can place your bets.
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