#Hoid: *suspiciously shows up in the middle of every major conflict ready to insert himself in the narrative*

[lizlovespace]

I like to headcanon since it’s pretty much what happens in the books that the subtleties of Hoids interactions in era 2 are not in fact because he is silently watching from the sidelines waiting to influence the plot in the most subtle of ways but because, he's actually really trying his hardest to insert himself into the narrative he’s trying his damn best but the co are just so oblivious to anything that doesn’t concern their little detective clique that he unintentionally ends up completely sidelined every time. Like:

Hoid: “Sir your Taxi is here!”

Wax: “oh great thanks” *uses it as allomantic anchor to go soaring off towards next big development*

Hoid: “gadammit”