#Hnnnnnnnnnnngh this turned out well

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Did you know you could be eating purple food?? Right now??? 👀👀👀👀👀

[howlingday]

In case you missed this...

Yang: (5) Jaune! What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Jaune: (5) Huh? Well, I haven't thought about it too much...

Jaune: B-But I do wanna be strong, though! Strong like my dad, so I can protect my family.

Yang: (Giggles) That's good! Because when I grow up, I'm going to be your wife~.

Jaune: (Blushing) H-Huh?!

Yang: (Swoons) And you'll carry me like a princess whenever I want~.

Jaune: U-Um, that sounds kind of tiring...

Yang: What?! You're so mean~! Here, pick me up so we practice!

Jaune: Uuuuuuh-

Jaune: HNNNNNNNNNNNGH!!!

Yang: (Giggling) Higher, higher~!

Jaune: (Falls down, Panting) I can't anymore...

Yang: Aw... Already? You're so scrawny!

Jaune: I'm still a kid... But give me more time! I swear on my Arc's word, I'll be strong enough to carry you like the princess you deserve to be!

Yang: (Blushes, Giggling) Okay! You better keep your promise then!

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TWELVE YEARS LATER

Jaune: (Wakes up, Turns off 4:30 alarm)

Jaune: (Eats high protein breakfast)

Jaune: (Does 30 pull-ups, Does 30 chin-ups) HNNGH!! (Weights clank with movement)

Jaune: (Does ten 300 pound squats) HRRGH!!

Jaune: (Steps out of the shower, Shredded)

Jaune: (Chuckling) Man, I can't wait to see the look on Yang's face when I pick her up~! (Imagines Yang gasping as she is carried up) But I should ask her for her weight before trying anything...

Yang: (In Jaune's thoughts) Huh? My weight? What kind of man thinks he can just ask a woman for her weight?!

Jaune: Yeah, probably not...