#Hm you know what I haven’t put Blorbos through physical trauma in a while have I 🤔

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to put a blorbo who cannot swim in The Great Sea and then fish them out, what exactly should I do with them once they're on dry land and not drowning? The first aid instructions I've read really don't explain much beyond CPR and calling for help, so I'm assuming there's at least a recommended amount of time to monitor for complications.

Wait, CPR is if they’re dead, are you killing a blorbo?

We talking like, not breathing drowning kind of thing? Darn I had a post about this I can’t be bothered to track down lol

Important Medical Facts for Blorbos (and non Blorbos)

If Blorbo is not breathing but has a pulse: Rescue breathing!!

If Blorbo is not breathing and has no pulse: CPR!!

Other drowning facts:

Keep your Blorbo warm

Keep your Blorbo on their side for vomiting and coughing up water

They probably are gonna get pneumonia or something later if they inhaled a ton of water