#Hi Woci

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Penn: I tried to sit on a box that was empty and I forgot that I'm a heavy ass bitch.

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Currywise got Woci like

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Me: I've made a new OC. His name is Dymaus-

Woci and Hyper: Thanks. We hate him.

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It, (1990) 

It, (2017)

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@woconutty

Sir are you aware you are the last Jedi?

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Woci: And finally, I want to thank God.

Woci: Because God gave me WTW.

Woci: And I feel God in Infinity War tonight.

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Woci: HOW COULD IT E V E R BE LONG TIME NO SEE WITH REN?! HE LIVES IN OUR HOUSE.

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*Ren is out for the day with Woci while NeatO's at work*

Ren: I had that dream again. The one where i do terrible things to Porgs with a croquet mallet.

Woci: O h h h h we deeeeefinetly have to get you out of the apartment more.

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The Falloutverse Ben and Westie story arc (2017)

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Woci: I love and respect NeatO’s family and I’m just so happy she has them, you know??

Ben: Buddy fucking sucks

Woci:

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Me: I talk about BaTB too much 

Woci:

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Dad!Gold: *Exists*

Woci and I:

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Lacey: I’m like a wild animal when I get cornered. I’ll punch you straight in the gabba.

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Woci: I hope you’re having fun at work and everything is going smoothly.

Me two minutes later: Someone’s smoking weed in a theatre, two drunk guys are fist-fighting in the arcade, and the kitchen is on fire.

Woci:.....You know sometimes you make it really hard for me to be the positive friend.

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Me giving Woci something to read

Woci seconds after finishing it

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Me watching Woci read something terrible I wrote