#Hhhahaha

[pettyoddity]

behold

[dcviated]

one of those days I look at my recent writing and just cringe really hard so I'm gonna take a day or two to recharge/reset

[faithful-freak]

thinkin bout a werewolf and vampire in cahoots.. the werewolf had a rough transformation this full moon, and as soon as they can, they take me from behind, sharp claws digging into my delicate skin as they pull my arms back keeping me standing upright. stuck in a rut and using my hole with as much intensity as they need, i’m gasping for air as my breath keeps being steadily pounded out of me. grunts and snarls in my ear as the right side of my neck is coated in slobber and deep aching teeth marks, while the left…

a sudden sting after a swift movement, and the vampire starts drinking from my neck. one hand tipping my head off to the side and the other pleasing themself below. trying to glance down as i feel the shock of cold press against the skin of my lower belly. teasing and grinding their length along my body while their free hand now roams. sighs and moans vibrating against my throat as they hungrily suck away.

i whimper and cry as the life is being fucked and taken out of me, ringing in my ears from the overstimulation, growing lightheaded as i lose color. my last thoughts probably being something like, “i wonder if they will allow me to live so we can do this again.��

[dogboyratgirl]

me fr

[sportaspurt]

What if I came back online JUST to make ship content for THEM

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

burnout is a fuck of a thing.......

[termiken]

im thinkangggg

funny cat

[tiodolma]

Thessala and Medieval Urine Testing

Emperor: physicians pls examine my wife Empress Fenice: Thessala do something! Thessala: I will submit to the physician the urine sample i keep collecting from another dying woman in town lol

Meanwhile her nurse keeps busy about her, and with great shrewdness sought privily all through the city, without the knowledge of any one, until she found a woman who was hopelessly ill with a mortal disease. In order to perfect her ruse she used to go to see her often and promised to cure her of her illness; so each day she used to take a urinal in which to examine the urine, until she saw one day that no medicine could ever be of any help, and that she would die that very day. This urine Thessala carried off and kept until the emperor arose, when she went to him and said: "If now it be your will, my lord, send for all your physicians; for my mistress has passed some water; she is very ill with this disease, and she desires the doctors to see it, but she does not wish them to come where she is."

You gotta appreciate these medieval urinalysis results

The doctors came into the hall and found upon examination that the urine was very bad and colourless, and each one said what he thought about it. Finally, they all agreed that she would never recover, and that she would scarcely live till three o'clock, when, at the latest, God would take her soul to Himself.

They reply that they have no confidence in her recovery, and that she cannot live past three o'clock but will yield up her soul before that time.

i love the prediction of time of death tho. lmao

[ballpit-bakery]

day 5, heart

[daiseukiis]

"ion" is slang (aave) for "i dont"

"ian" is slang (aave) for "i aint"

so for "ion changing the theme" it'll be "ian changing the theme" instead

no hating! im just notifying so u dont misuse it ^.^

THANK YOU NONNIE FOR NOTIFYING ME !

i just changed it as a whole :) i used that term in a few chapters of my smau, i will tag this under the series as well.

[hrhprincerichard]

Ha! Shakespeare made him into even worse of a villain then he comes across just knowing he probably killed two kids. I'm going to have to go with mine because murdering children is far worse. But agree yikes all around. Well to be fair each of the three King Richards did have good points. King Richard III did not reign long, maybe because of the bloodshed, but he did do a lot for the common people, specifically in the area of criminal justice. He created the bail system, which stopped people from being tossed in prison indefinitely, he broke up the corrupt jury situation by setting up rules for jury service, he had the laws translated from Latin and French into English and posted in public areas so people actually knew the laws, he made sure judges didn't favor the rich over the common man, and even set up a court so that people too poor to afford legal help could seek justice. Had he reigned longer he might have been able to live down the whole murder issue. But there's a Prince Richard, wizard royal, who while not ever king did redeem the name from the villain pile. He worked with the Minister of Magic at the time to set up the auror department and training program.

Welcome. Ha! Leaders in history always seem to be a very mixed bag of good traits and terrible ones. That poor woman, I can't fathom the betrayal. Your Hamilton seems like he could have been in a radio soap. There you go, you've got one up on him just from that. Ha! I don't know if I'd say you came across that way or you were just cocky enough that I'd have believed it if someone told me you were a feral tomcat. Ha! Barnaby? The guy you have a problem with? What did he ever do to me?

Holy shit. The guy sounds like a movie villain. I'm not sure which of our namesakes had the worse scandal here. I feel like cheating is less terrible than murdering children but yikes all around. Though I'm assuming at least you weren't named after that guy and there was a better Richard somewhere in the mix that made it worth still naming royal kids after him?

Well thanks. Yeah. I guess I kind of relate to Hamilton that way, maybe that's why I have a soft spot for the guy even though he did a lot of fucked up stuff. Yep, her sister. I sure hope I'm a better partner than he was. I've never cheated, that's for sure. Ha! Once you get to know me? But I do before?? Ha! Idk who, maybe its Barnaby.

[prittiswaggy-co]

I absolutely adore your art and isane!tessa au like whattttt . Tessa is just... i cant eveen. Like. Shes so preartty and strong aaa hdhrhdhbf

Cyn my bbg shes so sweet and cute!! Hrhhfbtbrhrbtbbr4hrbb4h4bb.

Tessas hair cut seems like somthing i would do if i was like. 13 lmao

any ways, imma get my silly ahh out of the plastic bin im supposed to be putting things in hhhahaha

Help phone screen not working good. It wont responde 60% of the time aaaa. Stupid software

GIGGLES AND KICK MY FEETS IN THZ AIR!!! YOU'VE JUST MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT AND TOMORROW'S DAY!! TYSMM 😭 <3333 Her hair is absolutely atrocious I agree lmaoooo

IM SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO TOO!!!! :3333

[kalebtine3]

HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY DR2 :-) this game has been such an important part of my life for almost 7 years ! Insane as fuccck . Take this redraw of a nagito piece from around a year ago

(original on the left)

I decided to make him more glitchy, to highlight how unstable he is... like a glitch..... hhhahaha.........

[rainofthetwilight]

hhhahaha more tired dad lloyd content

[traumxrei-archive]

thank you for the tag @it-happened-one-fic <3

last song: vortex by 白鲨JAWS (it's the op for s2 of link click ;–;)

currently watching: the haunting of bly manor (why can't the gays ever win huhuhu), link click s1 (rewatching w/ friend as s2 airs >:D)

currently reading: babel by r.f. kuang + debut or die (thanks mikey *thumbs up emoji*)

current obsession: thinking abt how many gems i need to pull all my faves' cards in twst /hj + i've been having a lot of fun reading books lately ^^

tagging !! @dulcesiabits @lvmbien @tartppola @gloriium @hanafubukki @kaiijo @leonistic @zgvlt ++ anyone who wants to join on the funnn (no pressure ofc it's for funn)

Tag nine (9) people you'd like to know better

this is so cool yay :’}

Last song: dokukinoko densetsu by syoko hoshi !

Currently watching: chicago med anddd my happy marriage

Currently reading: i was adopted by the villains . i think.

Current obsession: probably mlbb, obey me?? and chmed :)

i definitely dont have. 9 ppl to tag but!! @gentlesakura @fluffabutt @chickenpuzzle @lostacelonnie <3

[onedismay]

(baby's first Andromeda playthrough part 2) Hi Kesh hiiiii :) I'm so glad I read the Andromeda books before playing the game, it's so fun to already know a bunch of people. The characters feel exactly like their book counterparts, I love it. I wonder if Tann's jaw still hurts.

And the Nexus itself was exactly what I expected!! Lights off and random crates everywhere and nothing works. I think they did an awesome job with the atmosphere and continuity in regards to the book(s).

Then I wandered off to read some other people's e-mails (as one does) and... Irida........ :( okay, um….. can i uh… visit her grave at some point? oh man. Can't say I'm surprised about what happened but oh man.

Got the Tempest and the whiplash from "my dad just died :(" to "time for a fun field trip with my new friends! :)" is realllll hhhahaha. I wish the overall tone of the game was more serious but ah well. Still enjoyable.

(unrelated broken shuttle who spoke to me)