#HesActuallySweetTho

[wherechaoswins]

One-Night Stand

🚀 "It all started with a tequila shot and ended with a mortgage."

Characters:

Lena – Queen of bad decisions but makes them look stylish.

Ethan – Hot but dumb. Like, really dumb. But hot.

Jess – Lena’s bestie, full-time chaos gremlin.

🏡 The Morning After...

Lena woke up with a headache, a muscular arm around her waist, and an entirely naked man beside her.

"OH. HELL. NO," she whispered.

Ethan groaned. "Why are you yelling?"

Lena froze. "Wait… did we—?"

Ethan blinked at her. "Did we what?"

Lena flailed. "You know! The thing—"

"You mean sex?" Ethan stretched. "Uh, yeah. Like… five times."

Lena grabbed the sheet. "OH MY GOD."

Ethan smirked. "More like, oh my Ethan. You were very enthusiastic."

Lena was going to die. Or sue him. Could you sue someone for being too good at—never mind.

🍕 Flashback to Last Night...

Jess handed Lena a tequila shot. "Drink this. It'll fix your problems."

Lena sighed. "My problem is men."

"Exactly." Jess shoved the shot into her hand.

That was Lena’s last memory before waking up in this situation.

💍 Three Months Later...

Somehow, Lena and Ethan kept accidentally running into each other. And by "accidentally," she meant intentionally ignoring his texts but still ending up in his bed.

One night, Ethan rolled over, sleepy-eyed. "Babe, you practically live here."

Lena snorted. "Nah, I still have my own place."

Ethan smirked. "Then why is your cat here?"

Lena gasped. "MR. FLOOF?!"

Ethan pointed to the foot of the bed. Sure enough, her fluffy traitor was curled up like he owned the place.

🏠 One Year Later...

Ethan grinned, handing Lena a key. "Might as well make it official."

Lena rolled her eyes. "So what, you trap me with phenomenal sex and a 30-year mortgage?"

Ethan kissed her forehead. "Babe, that was the plan from day one."

Lena groaned. "Damn it. This is why I shouldn’t drink tequila."

🔥 Moral of the Story:

If a man is hot, dumb, and amazing in bed, you might accidentally end up married. Choose wisely.