#Helpehelphelp

[leafsfromthevine]

GODDDD IM THINKING ABOUT THE GAYS BUT IN WHAT DIRECTION??? KORRASAMI??? ZUKKA???? WHICH GAY AM I THINKING ABOUT OHMYGOODDDD WHAT GENDER DO I WANT HELP ME

[lizandbo]

Grocery shopping w/ hinata + tanaka x reader (poly)

Idk what to do but i tried and I’m tired 

- ok, i think y’all would do some weird things in the store, like..very chaotic stuff

- first, Hinata would prolly be the most mature one of the group

- but they both crack heads, especially when its i front of you

- hinata would absolutely get lost, when tanaka is beside you making tik tocs left and right 

- tanaka is climbing the fucking freezers when you get to the freezer section

- i would like to think hinata would pick some random ass stuff like.. there’s gummy bears and canned peaches..... with goat chez??

- “how? What? Hinata why the fuck would you even pick those out if we dont need those stuff to make stuff w/?”

- “becuase i like goat chez with my eggs...and gummy bears is when we build the-”

-”HINATAAA, we were trying to keep that a secret! Not a statement!”

- anytime they go off alone, there will be phone calls left and right, its scary how much they call you

- the reasons are why they call is becuase either 1/ they miss and love you, 2. They need to be reminded of what to get(by the third time your fed the fuck up) and 3. To see where you are at 

- your at home, and you here the phone rings, and you cant even get off the phone without individually calling you

- but when you are there again, tanaka would want to have no carts, bags are always on his arms and looking ‘manly’ in front of you

- when he’s looking like he’s bout to pass out and fall asleep and the bags are cutting off the circulation on his arms, and refuses help (like men always fucking do) yeah..he def lookin manly with those veins poppin 

- Hinata always fights on what the better price is

- ALWAYS 

- and then tanaka goes “well I’m older so I’m more wiser!”

- talk about tsuki

- when you three go back to the house, you ALWAYS have something to go back to

- “uhhh y/nnnn did we forget the gummy bears?”

- “WHAT IS UP WITH YOU WITH THE GUMMY BEARS”

- “I like gummy bears!”

- “tanaka, please tell me why he loves the gummy bears so much”

- “idk prolly becuase he’s so energetic and then-”

- “tanaka!”

- Hinata was grabbing tanaka and being like a koala and clawing into him

- “HEY GUY, what happend to the little secret you guys were, yet again arguing about?”

- “ohhhh yeahhhh”tanaka was sheepishly scratching the back of his neck while looking at hinata 

- “we were gonna build a lil fort for you, and thats why we bought that epopcorn

- you sigh and hugged the two males “i love you and-”

- “I’m sorry if we didnt make it sooner princess, it was supposed to be a surprise but shorty over here was revealing it”

- you giggles while hinata was whispering something that was prolly offending remarks about his height 

- “you guys, can we make it tho? Without telling each other murder plots”

- “okie dokie!”// “alright!”

- the two rushed from the hug, pushing you and sounding like a bunch of hyenas and a herd of elephants combined

- after about 30 minutes of watching the duo build the pillow fort 

- the whole living room looked like the y2k happend and they were trying to keep safe

- you cralwed under the pillow fort and snuggled between hinata and tanaka

- they put Nemo for the movie choice, surprising you with some snacks they randomly put in the bag

- the three of you slept halfway becuase you were that tired from grocery shopping w/ them

[makotoscoffee]

[sensesdialed-aa]

THE UNSENT PROJECT.

[monstrue]

a wild roach appears. bearable perimeter.

me: oh hey you ugly bastard.

me: just stay there and i'll get my shoe so i can squish the fuck out of you.

me: you made a big fat mistake by showing up.

picks shoe.

me: heh, at least you can't fly--- OH FUCKKKKK.

[eddiemetalheadmunson]

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